Marvel Snap: 3 Best Decks to Try for Beginners

Marvel Snap is the new Marvel deck-building game available on Steam and mobile devices for free. It plays like a brief, rapid-fire Hearthstone. It makes sense, too, considering the former Hearthstone game director is at the helm.

If you’re getting into the game for the first time, it can feel a bit daunting. You’re constantly getting new cards, leveling up a battle pass, and evolving your cards to look even fancier. Hopefully, you can find some order in the chaos here, with 3 beginner decks for Marvel Snap.

To be clear, these are not the best decks. This early in a deckbuilding game, it’s impossible to tell which decks will be good in the meta. What we instead aim to show you are 3 great decks for you to start with, with early game cards you can unlock. Admittedly, with cards earned from your collector level being random for each player, some players won’t be able to obtain all of the cards for these decks. However, all cards in these decks are obtainable by everyone, without having to spend a dime on the game’s battle pass or anything else.

Marvel Snap Decks: “On Reveal” Odin Deck

The cards used for a Marvel Snap Odin deck.

Name Energy Power Ability
Hawkeye 1 1 On Reveal: Play a card here next turn for a +2 power boost
Nightcrawler 1 2 Can be moved once.
Quicksilver 1 2 Starts in your opening hand.
Uatu the Watcher 1 2 If in your hand, you can see the locations before they reveal
Medusa 2 2 On Reveal: If in the middle location, +2 power.
Star-Lord 2 2 On Reveal: If your opponent played a card here this turn, +3 power.
Ironheart 3 0 On Reveal: Give 3 other friendly cards +2 power.
Wolfsbane 3 1 On Reveal: +2 power for each other card you already have here.
Mister Fantastic 3 2 Ongoing: Adjacent locations have +2 power.
Jessica Jones 4 4 On Reveal: If you don’t play a card here next turn, +4 power.
White Tiger 5 1 On Reveal: Add a 7-power Tiger to another location
Odin 6 8 On Reveal: Activate the On Reveal effects of your other cards in this location.

This deck utilizes characters with powerful “on reveal” effects. Ironheart’s +2 power to three heroes and White Tiger’s tiger summon are especially powerful ones. But, the icing on the cake is the powerful Odin. Using Odin, you can set up double uses of the On Reveal effects of other heroes to devastating effect. The aforementioned heroes and Wolfsbane are best to be put in a position to benefit from the double On Reveal. However, even if you aren’t lucky enough to draw Odin, the low cost of this deck makes it a fast-paced deck to quickly develop a lead.

Ongoing/Big Hand Deck

The cards used for an ongoing Marvel Snap deck.

Name Energy Power Ability
Ant-Man 1 1 Ongoing: if you have 3 other cards here, +3 power.
Nightcrawler 1 2 Can be moved once
Quicksilver 1 2 Starts in your opening hand.
Uatu the Watcher 1 2 Once in your hand, you can see unrevealed locations.
Cable 2 2 On Reveal: Put the bottom card of your opponent’s deck into your hand.
Sentinel 2 3 On Reveal: Add another Sentinel to your hand.
Mister Fantastic 3 2 Ongoing: Adjacent locations have +2 power.
The Punisher 3 2 Ongoing: +1 power for each opposing card at this location.
Kazar 4 4 Ongoing: your 1-cost cards have +1 power.
Blue Marvel 5 3 Ongoing: Your other cards have +1 power.
Devil Dinosaur 5 3 Ongoing: +2 power for each card in your hand.
Onslaught 6 7 Ongoing: Double your other Ongoing effects at this location.

This deck utilizes Ongoing abilities, while also building a big hand. Ongoing abilities are mostly powerful on their own. Mister Fantastic’s ability can be a game changer at some locations, giving power to a location that otherwise wouldn’t be possible. Low cost cards also boost Kazar’s ability, and Blue Marvel’s ability will boost your power across the entire board. The icing on the cake is Onslaught. If you’re lucky enough to draw him, you’ll be able to further bolster the Ongoing effects of your already powerful characters.

A secondary purpose of this deck is to build a big hand. Sentinel and Cable help out with this objective by creating a new Sentinel and adding a new draw from your opponent’s deck, respectively. This big hand helps boost Devil Dinosaur, if you’re lucky enough to draw him. But with dual purpose in this deck, you should be able to emerge victorious with most draws.

Destruction & Discard Marvel Snap Deck

Cards used in a discard heavy Marvel Snap deck, including Strong Guy and America Chavez.

Name Energy Power Ability
Nightcrawler 1 2 You can move this once
Nova 1 2 When this is destroyed, give your cards +1 power.
Quicksilver 1 2 Starts in your opening hand.
Blade 1 3 On Reveal: Discard a card from your hand.
Angel 1 2 When one of your cards is destroyed, Angel flies out to replace it.
Carnage 2 2 Destroy your other cards here. +2 Power for each destroyed.
Colossus 2 3 Ongoing: Can’t be destroyed, moved, or have its power reduced.
Ironheart 3 0 On Reveal: Give 3 other friendly cards +2 power.
Deathlok 3 0 On Reveal: Destroy your other cards at this location.
Sword Master 3 6 On Reveal: Discard a card from your hand.
Strong Guy 4 4 Ongoing: If your hand is empty, +6 power.
America Chavez 6 9 You always draw this card on turn 6, never before.

Thinning the herd is the name of the game with this deck. Incredibly low cost helps you play multiple cards per turn, along with many cards discarding. This all leads to getting an empty hand by the end of the game to maximize Strong Guy’s potential. +6 power is huge, especially if your opponent isn’t expecting it. The only six cost card is America Chavez, who gives your team a guaranteed 9 power boost in the final minute of any game.

The other purpose of this deck is to destroy cards. Angel will fly out to replace one from the deck, while Carnage feeds on destroyed cards to gain power. Finally, Nova lives to be destroyed, as Nova getting destroyed results in +1 power for all of your cards on the board.

Of course, these guides are meant to be baselines! While many mainstays that are in across more than one of these decks are unlocked for everyone, others won’t be unlocked from your mystery cards. Experiment with other cards who have similar utility as these others to make these decks your own, and take on challengers in the Marvel multiverse!

CoD Modern Warfare 2 (2022): Everything to Know About Release

Folk the world over will have a different idea of what October looks like; traditionally in the UK, it’s time to break out the jumpers and take a stroll through the red-leaved trees and pissing rain. I’m sure a good chunk of the Southern Hemisphere is probably having BBQs or surfing. One thing that will seemingly never change though, is the deluge of AAA titles releasing now – particularly the big annual things, like Call of Duty, constant as a birthday, Until you die, anyway. 

Infinity Ward are back at the helm, making Modern Warfare 2 for the second time this millenia – third if you count the remaster. And despite a real aversion to changing things up in the name department, the beta showed off a number of innovations, most notably including an optional third-person perspective. 

Beware though, that as with Overwatch 2’s rocky launch, Activision Blizzard are again saying you need to link a mobile phone number to your Battle.net account to play Modern Warfare 2.

And given that it’s due to kick off – at least in part – pretty damn soon at the time of writing, let’s get into the editions up for sale, whether CoD points will transfer across platforms, PC spec requirements, how to play the campaign early, and Warzone 2’s release date. 

What Editions Are Available of CoD: Modern Warfare 2 at Release?

Every different edition of CoD: Modern Warfare 2 at launch.

There are two versions of the game up for preorder currently, and both run to a not-inconsiderable sum. 

Cheaper, but still not cheap – The standard (or cross-gen, if you’re on console) edition of Modern Warfare 2 is priced at £/$/€ 69.99 on console, £/$/€59.99 on Battle.net and Steam, and comes with: 

  • Campaign Early Access – launching on 20 October, and detailed below.  
  • Final Judgement Bundle – skins and quips for Lucas, and a blueprint for the Automaton, both of which are in CoD Vanguard and Warzone 1. 
  • Khaled Al-Asad Operator Bundle – more cosmetics for Vanguard and Warzone 1, focusing on Khaled. Also comes with a calling card, spray, charm, and title that you won’t see again unless you plan on revisiting the older games.  
  • Cross-gen – all copies sold digitally on any of Xbox or PlayStation’s recent systems will enable you to play across the generation gap as and when you upgrade. Or downgrade, what’s to stop you now?
  • PlayStation exclusive: Oni Operator Pack – players from the rest of gaming’s platforms will look on in envy (for 12 months, anyway, until the timed exclusivity ends). Unlocks a unique operator in samurai garb and weapon blueprint.

The “HOW MUCH?!” Edition – The vault edition comes with all of the above, plus a few extras. It’ll set you back £/$/€99.99 on console, £/$/€84.99 on Battle.net and Steam.

  • Ghost Legacy Pack – more bits for previous titles. This unlocks 12 Ghost skins and 10 weapon blueprints to use in 2019’s Modern Warfare and Warzone 1
  • Red Team 141 Operator Pack – unlocks Soap, Ghost, Farah, and Price as operators in MW2, with a unique masked skin each. 
  • FJX Cinder Weapon Vault – described as “the ultimate weapon blueprint,” the vault gives you access to all of the FJX Cinder’s attachments from the off. No grinding for you – for this weapon, anyway. 
  • Season 1 Battle Pass with 55 Tier Skips – as it says on the tin, here’s your first premium battle pass halfway completed. 

Considering that cosmetics and operators are not going to be making the jump to Warzone 2, the inclusion of historic DLC as a pre-order incentive is a bit of an oddball move, in my opinion. 

The fact too that all early orders of the game give the same level of early access, it makes the niche value proposition of the Ouch My Wallet Hurts Edition that much more of a difficult sell. Unless you’re super into the previous games still, or desperate to hit the max rank on the battle pass as soon as humanly possible, I’d say opt for the standard. 

Will CoD Points Transfer to Modern Warfare 2 (2022)? 

When picking your poison in the marketplace of game retailers, it’s worth bearing in mind that any CoD points that you’ve amassed and not spent in the ecosystem will not transfer outside of your original platform if you move to a new one, with the exception of next gen console upgrades. 

That is to say, players on the Xbox One who now own a Series X will see their stockpile appear in MW2 when they sign in to their Battle.net accounts. Same story for PS4/PS5. However, given that the series is making its return to Steam after a minute, anyone who played on Battle.net for any of the recent titles will not be taking their in-game cash with them to Valve’s storefront. And neither too will traitors in the console wars, or people joining or leaving the PC master race for simpler shores of a home entertainment system.

If you do get caught short by this though, one workaround would be to hold off on making any purchases in MW2 until Warzone 2 launches, which you can download for free on your previous platform of choice with access to your funds, and spend them there. Waste not, want not! 

When Do CoD: Modern Warfare 2 (2022) & Warzone 2 Release? 

The Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 launch map, showing where the game releases in various regions.

Modern Warfare 2’s release is going to be a piecemeal affair. It all kicks off imminently, as anyone who coughs up for a copy of Modern Warfare 2 ahead of its full release on October 28 will get early access to the full campaign, beginning at 10am PT (6pm UK time) on October 20. Preload for the early access goes live 24 hours prior.

Most of the rest of Modern Warfare 2, including multiplayer and the revamped Special Ops modes, then goes live between October 27-28, depending on your time zone and platform. The PC launch is detailed in the gaudy, Matrix-vibes map above, with consoles rolling out between 4am PT and 9pm PT in a regional rollout, according to Activision.

Once that’s been and gone, and with a note of cautious optimism for how it’ll be handled, you’ll be in pre-season hijinx until November 15. Warzone 2 then follows, launching alongside the kick-off for season 1 on November 16. And finally, Raids start up on December 14. 

What PC Specs Do I Need to Run Modern Warfare 2? 

Computer specs you need to run CoD: Modern Warfare 2.

We don’t half love a table around here. See if your rig can handle CoD: Modern Warfare 2 on release below. 

Minimum Recommended Competitive Ultra 4K
CPU Intel Core I3-6100 / Core I5-2500K, or AMD RYZEN 3 1200 Intel Core I5-6600K / Core I7-4770, or AMD RYZEN 5 1400 Intel Core I7-8700K, or AMD RYZEN 7 1800X Intel Core I9-9900K, or AMD RYZEN 9 3900X
GPU NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960, or AMD Radeon RX 470 NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060, or AMD Radeon RX 580 NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060Ti, or AMD Radeon RX 5700 XT NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080, or AMD Radeon RX 6800 XT
Video memory 2 GB 4 GB 8 GB 10 GB
RAM 4 GB 6 GB 16 GB 16 GB
Hi-rez assets cache* Up to 32 GB Up to 32 GB Up to 32 GB Up to 64 GB
OS Windows 10 64 Bit (Latest Update) Windows 10 64 Bit (Latest Update), or Windows 11 64 Bit (Latest Update) Windows 10 64 Bit (Latest Update), or Windows 11 64 Bit (Latest Update) Windows 10 64 Bit (Latest Update), or Windows 11 64 Bit (Latest Update)
Storage space 72GB (at launch) 72GB (at launch) 72GB (at launch) 72GB (at launch)

*”Hi-Rez Assets Cache is optional disk space that can be used to stream high-resolution assets. The option can be turned off in the game’s settings.”

Activision have also provided the recommended drivers for both NVIDIA and AMD graphics cards, which are: 

NVIDIA: 516.59

AMD: 22.9.1

100 Fan Games Nintendo Took Down Because They Sounded Too Fun

In addition to introducing many of gaming’s most beloved characters and franchises, Nintendo has also garnered a rather unfortunate reputation of one that takes legal actions to shut down what are very often very creative and promising fan-made games. From Super Mario 64 HD to Another Metroid 2 Remake, here is Hard Drive’s list of the top 100 fan games Nintendo’s had taken down because they must have just sounded like too much fun. 

  1. Mario Teaches Chess! 
  2. Metroid: Amalgamation 
  3. Captain Toad’s Half-Assed Adventure 
  4. Super Mario County
  5. The Legend of Zelda: The Shit in the Trees 
  6. Mario Teaches Laundering Money
  7. Pokemon: Sorta Black 
  8. Pokemon: Really Really Black 
  9. Super Mario Barbershop 
  10. Yoshi Gets Scared of Fireworks 
  11. Wii Riot
  12. Mario the Dolphin
  13. Zelda: About a Dozen Swords, Pal 
  14. Captain Toad’s Horrifying Bachelor Party 
  15. F-Zero: Hey, Not So Fast! 
  16. Samus Aran’s Underground 
  17. Enter The Matrix, But It’s With Mario 
  18. Donkey Kong vs. Capcom
  19. Dr. Mario’s Wrongful Death Lawsuit and Subsequent Divorce
  20. Mario Teaches Cheating at Chess! 
  21. Kirby’s Funny Trip to Burning Man 
  22. Xenogearsaga Volume 1, Part One: In the Beginning…
  23. Zelda Golf: A Link to the Clubhouse
  24. I Have No Mouth, But “Yahoo!”
  25. Fire Emblem Racing 
  26. Waluigi Land: Shake It: Oh Yeah, Ooh, Ooh, Yeah, Just Like That, Yeah! 
  27. The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Principal 
  28. Super Mario Dispensary
  29. Mario Teaches Cheating at ‘Mario Teaches Cheating at Chess’
  30. Luigi’s New “Friend,” Derek 
  31. Super Mario Pilgrimage 
  32. F-Zero: Flat Earth 
  33. The Legend of Zelda: The Thing With the Guy 
  34. Metroid: Intermixture
  35. Pokemon: Digital Camo
  36. Pokemon: That Regular Kind of Camo
  37. Mario Key Party 
  38. Diddy Kong’s Oddly Serious Party 
  39. Super Animal Crossing 64: Director’s Cut 
  40. Mario Teaches Taxidermy
  41. The Legend of Zelda: Mankind’s Mask 
  42. Kirby’s Disastrous Intervention
  43. Mario Blasts His Way Through Several of History’s Greatest Wars
  44. Wario’s Lonely Holiday Season 
  45. Captain Toad’s Super Bowl Party 
  46. Duck Hunt 2: You’re the Ducks 
  47. Captain Toad’s Hit List That He Swears Is A Joke 
  48. The Legend of Zelda: The Whine of the Child 
  49. Mario Was Missing, But It’s All Good Now!
  50. Metroid: Commingling
  51. Mario and Sonic at the Mall Hitting on Women 
  52. Pokemon: YYZ 
  53. Pokemon: 2112
  54. Star Fox: Something Happened to the Rabbit 
  55. Super Mario Walk Around the Block 
  56. Mario Teaches Advanced Embezzlement
  57. The Legend of Zelda: The Dude From Before 
  58. Diddy Kong’s Wacky Back Alley Dice Game 
  59. Captain Toad’s Weekend With the Kids 
  60. Mario vs. Donkey Kong vs. Alan Arkin
  61. Animal Crossing: Looming Apocalypse
  62. Yoshi’s Waking Nightmare 
  63. Treasure Toad’s Public Bathroom Tracker
  64. Super Mario Ice Road Karters 
  65. Another AM2R Remake 2: A Remake 
  66. Kid Icarus Game That Controls Well 
  67. Waluigi’s Studio Apartment
  68. Luigi Rides Mario the Dolphin
  69. Kirby’s Pickup Basketball
  70. Mario Teaches Hotwiring! 
  71. The Legend of Zelda: The Pointiest Sword
  72. Super Mario Maker Maker 
  73. Pokemon: Pee Pee Yellow 
  74. Pokemon: Poo Poo Brown 
  75. Mario Teaches Cockfighting
  76. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Mario 
  77. Captain Toad’s College Bender 
  78. Bald Bull in Self Grooming 64
  79. Mario Teaches The Difference Between Pound And A Kilogram 
  80. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind in the Front Yard 
  81. Wii Vandalize 
  82. Mario and Sonic Suspiciously Close to the the Assault on Nancy Kerrigan at the 1994 Lillehammer Winter Games
  83. Kirby Looks For a Place He Can Afford to Rent 
  84. Princess Peach Finds a Bazooka 
  85. Mario’s Guide to DIY Identity Changing
  86. Animal Crossing: Shallow Grave 
  87. Metroid: Smelting 
  88. Yoshi Gets Lost in Oklahoma 
  89. Super Mario Boxing Referee Training
  90. Super Mario Waterboarding
  91. The Legend of Zelda: The Breath of the Morning
  92. Fire Emblem: Watch Out, Guys 
  93. Mario Hides From Luigi on Vacation 
  94. Wii Drink All Night 
  95. Yoshi’s Convoluted Alibi
  96. Dr. Mario Fucks Around With DNA 
  97. Mario and Sonic Get Routine Physicals 
  98. Donkey Kong: Barrel Bullshit
  99. Stepmother³
  100. Diddy Kong’s Radical Race to the Grave

MrBeast Gives Away $100 Billion in New Reparations Video

LOS ANGELES — YouTuber Jimmy Donaldson, better known as MrBeast, gave away $100 billion today to black people across the United States in his new reparations-based video.

“I got $100 billion dollars, and I gave it all away to my black subscribers who could trace their family lineage back to being slaves in the United States. This is… the Reparations Challenge!” MrBeast said in his new 18-minute video, I Gave Black People $100,000,000,000! 

The slickly-edited video, which currently has 60 million views, features millions of black Americans shuffling into large gymnasiums around the country, where they are invited to prove their family lineage dates back to pre-Civil War United States for a chance to win $5,000. Donaldson and his staff then introduce various challenges and obstacles for contestants to get through, giggling as people figure out how to navigate the challenge. 

The stunt has received mixed reviews.

“On one hand, it was pretty humiliating to have to be put through the ringer in order to get such a small amount of money. At one point, while filling out a census form, MrBeast gave us all pens with invisible ink and we had to use a blacklight. I don’t think this should be up to a YouTuber making viral content, it should be up to the government to give an actual good amount of money to the descendants of people who were bought and sold as property. The abolition of slavery wasn’t that long ago in our history and people of color feel the systemic effects of it every day, from wealth divides to housing discrimination to employment disparities and so much more,” said one contestant. “On the other hand, I’m gonna spend the fuck out of this $5,000. No one else is writing me checks!”

“holy shit this video is so lit lmaooo,” said a commenter on the YouTube video. “mr beast has convinced me to give up racism!!!! ty king”

At press time, Donaldson was reportedly working on a new video that placed descendants of the Holocaust in whimsical concentration camps for 100 days for a chance to win $10,000.

8 Gaming Executives Who Make Over $4,000 an Hour and Can’t Even Do a Sexy Bayonetta Voice

As if Nintendo didn’t already have enough voice acting scandals on their hands this year, they — along with developer Platinum Games — have been accused by Bayonetta voice actor Hellena Taylor of offering just $4,000 for her to reprise the role in the upcoming Bayonetta 3. (That’s about the cost of 66.6 copies of the game. We’re not saying that Platinum is both anti-worker and pro-Satan; we just like doing math.)

In a Twitter video, Taylor argued that the offer was as inequitable as it was insulting, estimating that the Bayonetta franchise has earned “approximately $450 million,” not counting merchandise. And if we know teenage boys — which we do, since roughly 99% of Hard Drive writers are teenage boys emeritus — we imagine they’ve sold quite a bit of merchandise.

Some anonymous sources have disputed Taylor’s account, claiming she was offered around $4,000 per session for several sessions — totaling roughly $15,000-$20,000. But whatever Taylor was offered, it represents a tiny sliver of the franchise’s profit margin, and reflects a broader trend of video game voice actors being notoriously underpaid within an extraordinarily lucrative industry. 

Regardless of whether Taylor was offered $4,000 or $20,000 — and regardless of whether she’s a good or bad person — these artists are treated as replaceable, and even expendable, which is how you end up with fighting games where a Nigel Thornberry meat puppet goes silently apeshit on a soulless SpongeBob.

But unfortunately, these are the kinds of sacrifices that have to be made in order to support the true titans of the gaming industry: corporate executives. Here are just a few gaming CEOs who, according to Kotaku, made over $4,000 per hour in 2020 — even though not a single one of them could do a sexy Bayonetta voice if you gave them a hundred years.

(Note: The research team at Minus World generated these figures through a proprietary, sophisticated process: taking each CEO’s 2020 earnings, dividing that number by 52 weeks, and then dividing it again by 40 hours to determine their hourly rate. We acknowledge that these estimates are inherently flawed because there’s no way these guys actually do that much work.)

#8: Taek-Jin Kim, NCSoft — $7,510/hour

The founder of NCSoft — the South Korean developer responsible for MMORPGs like Lineage and Guild Wars — makes a Bayonetta-voice-actor-sized salary every 32 minutes. But you have to understand that he is getting paid for his unique leadership capabilities. Who else could run a company that so efficiently (and so allegedly) covers up sexual harassment complaints from female employees? Plus, the more staffers who quit in disgust, the more payroll becomes available for voice actors!

#7: Strauss Zelnick, Take-Two — $8,708/hour

Obviously, someone like Hellena Taylor is easily replaceable — but it takes a once-in-a-generation talent like Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick to oversee 2K and Rockstar Games, which consistently delivers iconic content thanks to what multiple employees have called a “culture of fear.” Why pay an all-star cast to play a rich ensemble of characters in a horror game like The Quarry when you can cultivate a spoooooooky work environment?

#6: John Riccitiello, Unity — $10,578/hour

Have you ever wondered who is behind the engine that powers some of your favorite iOS and Android games? Well, John Riccitiello gets paid over 10 grand an hour to wonder the same thing. Would he perish if he were locked in a room with his own game engine and told he can’t leave until he generates a single polygon? It’s impossible to know — but what we do know is that his leadership is indispensable. You need someone at the top to keep morale high when your company’s stock drops nearly 85 percent in one year.

#5: Frank Gibeau, Zynga — $15,386/hour

Sure, Frank Gibeau makes more money in 20 minutes than Hellena Taylor was allegedly offered to record an entire game. But can you really put a price on a company that has transformed millions of grandmas into gamers, thanks to smash hit games like Farmville and Words with Friends? Turns out, you can — it sold just five months ago to the aforementioned Take-Two Interactive for 12.7 billion dollars. With that kind of money, you could record Bayonetta dialogue for 3,175,000 more sequels!

#4: Andrew Wilson, Electronic Arts — $16,690/hour

EA has gotten a lot of flack from gaming publications like Minus World for their obsession with microtransactions. But Andrew Wilson is bucking that criticism by constantly paying himself extremely macrotransactions. That’s the kind of investment it takes for EA to remain at the top…of lists like “Worst Companies in America” and “America’s Most Hated Companies.”

#3: Andrew Paradise, Skillz — $49,674/hour

We keep spending most our lives livin’ in an Andrew Paradise — which is to say, a world where a guy named Andrew can make $4,000 every five minutes for running a gaming competition platform. It’s not so much of a paradise, though, for Jeremy Paradise — Andrew’s brother who sued Andrew in 2021 for allegedly scheming to take over Jeremy’s 5% stake in the company. It might seem like an insanely unrelatable situation, but replace “Jeremy” with “your little brother” and “5% of the company” with “the good controller” and suddenly Andrew’s alleged actions make total sense.

#2: Bobby Kotick, Activision Blizzard — $74,333/hour

Look, we tried, but we can’t come up with any aspect of Activision Blizzard to make fun of. Certainly not Bobby Kotick specifically

#1: Robert Antokol, Playtika — $178,850/hour

And finally, the single highest-paid gaming CEO in 2020 was Robert Antokol of Playtika — a mobile casino game publisher — who makes more in a week than the vast majority of voice actors will make in a lifetime. The time he spends playing one of his games on the toilet is more than a lot of people make a year. But as egregiously high as his pay may be, you have to respect the honesty of his work. Every gaming CEO profits from artists, employees, and users who are willing to put in more value than they get back. But at least when you gamble, everyone understands from the get-go that the house always wins.

Overwatch 2 Push: Tips, Maps, & Mechanics

One of the biggest content updates that arrived with Overwatch 2 is the introduction of the new Push game mode. With Two-Capture Point (2CP) being removed from the game, Blizzard Entertainment decided to replace it with a much more engaging game mode. The gameplay is similar to Payload, but both teams contest a movable objective at the same time in one round. It can be tricky to figure out the best strategies when playing the new game mode, but here are some pointers that can help you out.

How Push in Overwatch 2 Works

The robot from Overwatch 2's Push mode.

Similar to Payload, the objective of Push is to move a Robot as far as possible. Teams can gain control of a robot as long as it is not contested by the other team. Upon gaining control of the robot, it will begin to move toward the enemy spawn along a set track which you can see on the ground. The goal is to escort the robot and a barricade all the way to the enemy spawn. If your team escorts the robot all the way to the enemy spawn, you win the game.

To ensure matches do not go on forever, there is a timer that ticks down constantly. Overtime can trigger when the team with less distance pushed is in control of the robot, or if the team is contesting. When the losing team is eliminated or is not in control of the robot, the team in the lead is given a victory. If the losing team manages to push the robot and secures a lead, they immediately win.

Overwatch 2 Push Robot Mechanics – Do You Need To Be Near The Robot?

You don't have to be near the robot, and he'll still push.

While the game mode seems simple at first sight, there are mechanics that you need to be aware of. The robot can be captured by having one or more allied heroes near it when there are no enemy heroes nearby. 

The robot moves on its own but if anyone from the enemy team comes to contest the robot, it will stop immediately. The speed of the robot’s movement is NOT affected based on the number of allied heroes nearby. While this is a mechanic in Payload and Hybrid, Overwatch 2 developers have decided to remove the speed bonus mechanic from Push.

Similar to Payload, there are checkpoints that you can reach. Once you reach a checkpoint, you will get a spawn point closer to the enemy base. The robot stops for a few seconds whenever a team reaches a checkpoint. If the enemy team captures the robot and pushes it past the checkpoint toward your base, your forward spawn will be deactivated and you will be moved back to the previous spawn when you die.

Overwatch 2 Push Maps

All available Overwatch 2 push maps.

Colosseo: Originally named “Rome” when it was first announced in BlizzOnline, the map is themed around the real-world Colosseum. The map hosts gladiatorial combat and we can hear the match between Maximus and Zephyrus taking place.

The map has plenty of spots for taking the high ground and there are interconnected pathways leading to the robot no matter where you are on the map. Heroes like Pharah and Widowmaker can take advantage of the high ground very effectively on the map.

Esperança: The name translates to “Hope” in Portuguese. It is currently unknown where in Portugal the map is based on, as it features landmarks from different parts of the country like Porto’s Clérigos Tower and Lisbon’s Saint George’s Castle. 

Just like Colosseo, the map is heavily favored for snipers and flankers. There are a lot of pathways that can lead you straight to the enemy team or the objective no matter where you are on the map.

New Queen Street: This map is based on a mix of King, Queen, and Dundas Streets in Toronto, Canada. The map was initially called Toronto but it was later renamed to New Queen Street. While Colosseo and Esperança can feel similar in terms of gameplay, New Queen Street stands out thanks to the layout being a lot flatter compared to the other two maps.

Unlike other Push maps, New Queen Street is not as favored for snipers but that does not mean that you will not be able to take advantage of Widowmaker or Hanzo in your team. There are plenty of places to get cheeky flanks and there are health packs readily available across the map, making it ideal for flankers. 

Overwatch 2 Push Tips and Tricks

Overwatch 2's push robot relaxing at a checkpoint.

Use High Mobility Heroes: Heroes like Wrecking Ball and Genji are effective in Push maps because they can flank, put in some poke damage, and get out without risking their lives too much. There are plenty of interconnected pathways that you can take advantage of in all three Push maps we have available right now.

You Don’t Need to Babysit The Robot: it is recommended to be aggressive when playing Push. Unlike Payload, you do not need to be babysitting the robot at all times to make progress. As long as you are not getting contested, you should let the robot move on its own and have your team push up and take space from the enemy team.

Take Advantage of Sombra: Sombra can lock out the health packs and prevent enemies from accessing them. She is very strong in the current meta and can offer a lot of utility as you can take advantage of sneaky health packs and keep going in and out of fights with a low risk of dying.

Manage Overtime Carefully: it is very important to manage your ults in Push. if you are in Overtime, you should be wary of using too many Ultimates if the enemy can return after a teamwipe. Try to time your ultimates to ensure you always have the advantage. 

Push is a fun game mode that is not too difficult to master. Once you figure out how the mechanics of the game mode work, you will have a blast playing it in both Quick Play and Competitive modes.

Sony Confirms PlayStation VR2 Will Not Be Able to Replicate the Soft Lips of the One You Love

NEW YORK — After months of speculation, Sony has spoken out and the answer is no, the PlayStation VR2 will not be able to replicate the soft lips of the one you love.

To generate hype behind the upcoming virtual reality peripheral, the PlayStation advertising team did everything in their power to convince players that anything would be possible when it comes to the VR2. Naturally, many fans had assumed they would be able to unlock the tender caress of a sweet pair of lips straight from the heavens themselves.

“What people don’t understand is the technology just isn’t there,” explained PlayStation VR2 design director Yasuo Nagashima, still wearing a spotless white lab coat fresh from the design floor. “Lips have over a million different nerve endings. What would be the in-game difference between a kiss with Crash Bandicoot or, say, Lara Croft? What would it feel like if they kissed each other and you kissed their kiss as a 3rd party from the side?”

Nagashima, who previously worked for Japan’s Ministry of Defense for 20 years before heading the project, felt the romantic expectations were unfair to the VR2 team.

“How many of these people have actually had a kiss?” he asked, pausing for effect. “Probably almost none, right? I know I haven’t had one, and yet they expect me to wave a wand and dream up the dry or cold or hard sensation or whatever it feels like. It would take dozens of engineers working around the clock for years to figure that out.”

While many titles such as Half-Life: Alyx and Horizon Call of the Mountain will be available on the VR2, the lack of kiss compatibility still has many players canceling their pre-orders.

Joan Strauss, a retired real estate agent in Beloit, Wisconsin, said this news was the last straw.

“I purchased the PlayStation VR2 for one reason only, and that was to once more taste the mouth of my deceased husband Philip,” wrote Strauss in an angry Reddit post. “I deserve better than this, and so does the PlayStation community.

While the manufacturing limitations of the PlayStation VR2 won’t be changing anytime soon, PlayStation + Essential subscribers will have the option of putting on the peripheral and kissing a regional Sony employee who will be sent to their home residence, free of charge.

Update: All Those Guys Who Kicked Your Ass in Halo 2 Actually Were Gay and They’re Doing Great

WASHINGTON — A new report from the Biden administration has revealed that every player who was better than you at Halo 2 was indeed gay, and in fact, is doing better than you in their careers and personal lives.

“BXRing my way into two Killtaculars against their squad on Midship gave me a level of confidence I carried with me through my education, career, and social life,” said MAJOR CHAOS 007 about you as he lowered a bag of chamomile, letting it steep into the hot water in his mug. “I’m now a cardiologist and my husband and I just bought a house in Maine. We’ll be moving in with the kids and our bernedoodle Spartan before the end of autumn, which is lovely because we’ll get to see the leaves change.”

“Not to mention, I’ve been toying around with Halo Infinite recently,” he added, “and I’m still really sick at it! Thanks, muscle memory.”

While some are happily married, other gay players like Xx5L4y3r420xX have defined their objective superiority over you in different ways.

“After a pretty standard game of capture the flag for me, I remember getting two or three voice messages from the reader calling me gay. I was confused at first. ‘I like girls, how can I be gay?’ Turns out those voice messages were a catalyst that sent me on a journey of self-discovery and helped me realize a few years down the road that I am a gay trans woman,” explained Xx5L4y3r420xX.

“I really owe a lot to the reader for helping me find my true self after having captured all three flags against them on Coagulation in a complete shutdown,” she added. “I’m now a gender studies professor and advisor for the LGBTQ+ student organization at the local university. I aim to help other kids who are awesome at Halo better understand their sexuality and gender identity in the same way the reader of this article has done for me.”

At press time, your mother said that you still call her to ask how long your leftover macaroni and cheese needs to go in the microwave for.

James Corden Dead After Being Rude to Koholint Island Shopkeeper

MABE VILLAGE — Actor James Corden was found dead at age 44 on Koholint Island after an incident with a local shopkeeper, according to those familiar with the situation.

Sources reveal that Corden reportedly told the Town Tool Shopkeeper to “give [him] the fucking shield, you dumb old pointy-eared prick,” and tried to steal the shield without paying the 20 rupees. Corden then distracted the shopkeeper, and was able to walk out with the item, but returned to the store to call the shopkeeper a cunt, at which point, the shopkeeper reportedly threw out his arms and blasted the comedian with a purple and yellow lightning until he died.

“I wasn’t kidding when I said pay!” said the shopkeeper when questioned by local authorities. “What a dick.”

Despite the brutality of Corden’s death, some members of the village have defended the shopkeeper.

“I told that guy my chain chomp BowWow was kidnapped by a gang of Moblins and he said I was a stupid baby who shouldn’t bother him with my stupid baby problems,” said a neighborhood boy. “I’m not sure why he had such a bad attitude! He’s been roaming around the island for a few weeks chopping up all our grass and stealing our rupees and he couldn’t even be bothered to help anyone or remember our names. Whatever.”

“Sometimes people say living on our island is like a dream,” said a local old lady. “But James Corden has turned it into a nightmare. If he wasn’t dead, I’d hope he gets lost at sea!”

At press time, following widespread news of the incident around Koholint Island, the Town Tool Shopkeeper agreed to allow Corden back into his store if he miraculously comes back to life.

How to Get Started With Playing Competitive Splatoon 3

So, you’ve been playing a lot of Splatoon 3 and decided that, no longer content with playing for fun, you want to seek competitive squid glory? And after making the decision to take this game about paint and squids seriously, you don’t know where to start on your quest to play at a higher, professional level? It’s all well and good deciding you want to improve, but what’s next.

That’s where we come in. This guide is here to teach you the practice habits and to highlight all the resources you will need to take your skill to the next level.

What Are the Best Ways to Practice Weapons and Maps in Splatoon 3?

If you’re looking to play Splatoon 3 on a competitive level, the first thing you will need to do is learn the ropes with whatever weapon you wish to specialize in.

Taking advantage of both the lobby and weapon practice ranges are great places to start learning about weapon range and improving your accuracy on static targets before moving into real matches. In each of these practice ranges there are markings on the floor denoting distance, which is useful for comparing the range of different weapons. Different shooters, dualies, snipers and other weapons like brushes each have different ranges compared to one another, and understanding how far you can be from a target before hitting them is the first step at improving your success rate in battle scenarios.

Using the recon mode found in the main square of Splatsville in Splatoon 3 is also very effective for understanding how to take the lessons learned in these shooting ranges into competitive play. This can help you pick out similar distance landmarks for accuracy and range, as well as find good locations to use your special weapons.

For example, if using Tenta Missiles, you will want to find a location that is sheltered from enemy fire while you are vulnerable picking out your aim, while the Wave Breaker will need to be located both in a location that’s difficult to destroy but can still hit enemies in conjested battle areas. For this, we recommend putting the Wave Breaker towards the bottom of a ramp just above the floor level. This special can damage and lock onto enemies a short range above its placement location. While most of the time a raised platform will be too high for the wave from this special to be effective, placing it at the beginning of a ramp can allow it to just be in range of the raised platform and target enemies, something very useful in maps like Museum D’Alfonso.

If you have a friend, entering private battles where you can practice the weapon on another moving target is a great way to get to grips with any weapon. Otherwise, the next best step to improving with your weapon is simply to play more matches and learn from experience. This will allow you to experience unique match scenarios and how to react so you can learn for next time. Rewatching older matches in the replay mode from both your perspective and the perspective of others is a great way of understanding what went right and what went wrong if these lessons don’t become apparent in the heat of the moment.

What are the Different Player Roles in Competitive Splatoon 3?

When playing in competitive environments in Splatoon 3, players will assume one of five different player roles in a team – Slayer, Support and Anchor, Skirmish or Utility. These roles refer to your responsibilities within a team, whether as an offensive player taking out opponents on the front line or a sniper working in the shadows to pick off people from afar in either the Frontline, Midline or Backline (a position determined by the range of your weapons).

The role of a Slayer is as a key splatter typically situated on the Frontline. Their responsibility is to create player advantage for your team so you can play the objective, such as claiming control of the tower in Tower Control or the Rainmaker in that mode. Supports will focus primarily on covering the map in your team’s ink to retain control over the map.

The Skirmisher is typically the player who will engage fights that the Slayer or Support can join to claim victory, while the Anchor is typically a Backline player who will hold powerful specials like Tenta Missiles that can turn the tide of battle while also serving as a beacon for other players to superjump towards.

Playing solo in Splatoon 3 is a very different experience to competitive Splatoon because, without an ability to communicate over voice calls or work together with these players, it’s impossible to build a strategy for victory beyond overpowering your opponent by splatting them as often as possible.

In a competitive setting such as a tournament you will be in direct conversation with your teammates. This allows you to plan strategies on how to approach each map, coordinate weapons and player roles to come up with the best team composition for the map, mode and opponent, and outwit your enemy on the way to pushing the Rainmaker, collecting clams and securing victory.

What Community Resources Can You Use to Learn More About Competitive Play in Splatoon 3?

There are a wide variety of community-developed resources developed by professional Splatoon 3 players to help new and experienced competitive players to improve.

If you want to learn more about the most effective weapons, how to play certain modes and enter tournaments, we recommend the following resources:

  • Minus World – Of course we’d recommend ourselves! We’ve put together a wide range of weapon guides and tips for the various competitive modes. Refer to these in order to understand the basics of competition.
  • sendou.ink – This tool is particularly useful if you want to understand what various support abilities offer and what is most suited to your weapon of choice. Here you can plan your own build using main and support abilities, view the builds of others to understand what works for the best players in the game, and learn about upcoming events in the Splatoon 3 competitive scene
  • Splatoon Stronghold – A resource aimed primarily at newer players with additional support for longtime players, this offers guides for getting into competitive Splatoon and links to Discord servers and other tutorials for the different things you need to learn to get better at the game, from game awareness to calls and more.
  • Inkipedia – The Splatoon Wiki, alongside hosting random tidbits of knowledge about the game, includes detailed explanations for each mode and their rules. Useful for refreshing your knowledge.

To learn more about tournaments and meet new players in order to form teams, the best resources are as follows:

  • Leagues Under the Ink (LUTI) – a league-based Splatoon tournament series offering numerous divisions based on skill level. Their Discord server also offers recruitment channels and information on other tournaments
  • Inkling Performance Labs – A server dedicated to player recruitment for already-established teams of all skill levels and for finding new tournaments
  • Inkademy – As the name suggests, this is a resource not just for finding other players and tournaments but for learning the ropes of competitive Splatoon from other players willing to offer advice.

To enter your first competitive Splatoon tournament, you will need to find a team. You can either form a team with friends and people you know or reach out to other players in the community to join their teams in order to compete. There are many players and communities open to helping new players and tournaments geared towards those just entering the competitive scene, so there’s no need to be a master in order to compete. What is more important is practice in order to bring your play to at least an S or S+ level of play and finding similarly-skilled players to compete alongside.

How to Improve at Competitive Splatoon 3: Mentality and Practice

Ultimately, if you enjoy Splatoon 3, you should make the leap to competitive play if this is something you want to do and are comfortable in trying for yourself. There’s an open community willing to assist you in making your first steps in this.

To improve and compete at your highest potential, however, will require not only mastery of your weapon or weapons of choice, but an ability and willingness to learn from others and understand the intricacies of the game and its various modes. Game understanding and teamwork will be key to success, as well as a lot of play time and practice with your various weapons and in various modes.

Happy splatting!