It seems like lately there’s been a lot of talk about pseudoscience pervading our public discourse when it comes to…
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Cameron Lehr
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Adventuring is tough work. After a long day of fighting vicious beasts and ancient machines, every hero needs to take…
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Peter Ferrarese
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HYRULE KINGDOM — Legions of Ganondorf’s horrible henchmen have reported suffering an existential crisis of sorts following their seventh resurrection…
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Tim Graham
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CARIBBEAN SEA — Scattered flotsam is all that remains of Link’s ship after being struck by the US military, according…
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Kyle Duggan
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HYRULE — King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule categorically denied that the government is in possession of a list of clients for…
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Garry Kerls
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HOLLYWOOD — Link’s silver screen debut has been pushed back to May 2027 as pre-production struggles to find and cast…
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Johnny Amizich
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Renowned intellectual and brave culture warrior Dr. Jordan Peterson began sobbing uncontrollably when confronted by the question,…
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Nick Coffman
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KYOTO, Japan — After a rough 2024, Toronto rapper Drake has joined the cast of the upcoming Legend of Zelda…
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Steve Packosky
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HYRULE — Local resident and certified ophthalmologist Tarrin has no openings for the foreseeable future due to an influx of…
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Patrick Sullivan
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HYRULE — Sources close to Zelda, Princess of Hyrule, say that she appears to be clinically depressed, and has only…
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