May 16, 2022 New Pokémon Game Gives You 10 Pokébucks to Spend in Real Life Pokéstore for Every Hour of Manual Pokélabor You Perform New Pokémon Game Gives You 10 Pokébucks to Spend in Real Life Pokéstore for Every Hour of Manual Pokélabor You Perform TOKYO — Following new announcements about a set of Pokémon mobile games, Nintendo announced in a Direct today that they are working on a new…
May 16, 2022 New Tarantino Movie Ends With Tarantino Thanking All His Patreon Subscribers New Tarantino Movie Ends With Tarantino Thanking All His Patreon Subscribers LOS ANGELES — A new film by Quentin Tarantino reportedly ends with director Quentin Tarantino thanking everyone who subscribed to his Patreon channel, according to…
May 13, 2022 Activision-Blizzard Announces New Tool to Let Players Measure the Craniums of Characters Activision-Blizzard Announces New Tool to Let Players Measure the Craniums of Characters SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision-Blizzard has announced a new tool for their video games that will allow players to measure the skulls of their characters,…
May 8, 2022 Gameplay Cannot Possibly Live Up to Video Game Titled ‘Wizard with a Gun’ Gameplay Cannot Possibly Live Up to Video Game Titled ‘Wizard with a Gun’ SEATTLE — Gamers around the world have reacted to the upcoming Devolver Digital and Galvanic Games co-op survival sandbox Wizard with a Gun with worry…
May 3, 2022 Marvel Editor Frothing at the Mouth to Make License Plate in Film a Reference to Comic Book Marvel Editor Frothing at the Mouth to Make License Plate in Film a Reference to Comic Book ATLANTA — Marvel Studios graphics editor Hal Dawson was reportedly frothing at the mouth this morning with excitement over the opportunity to make a license…
May 2, 2022 Fantastical Video Game Lets You Imagine World Where People Come Together to Fight Climate Change Fantastical Video Game Lets You Imagine World Where People Come Together to Fight Climate Change CAPE TOWN, South Africa — An upcoming science fiction video game developed by Free Lives and published by Devolver Digital called Terra Nil imagines a…
April 29, 2022 Video Game Patches Are Unfair: If I Had to Deal With This Glitchy Annoying Boss, Then So Should All Future Generations of Gamers Video Game Patches Are Unfair: If I Had to Deal With This Glitchy Annoying Boss, Then So Should All Future Generations of Gamers If there’s one thing I know about society, it’s that it’s built atop a mountain of fairness. If things suddenly became unfair, then our society,…
April 28, 2022 Movie “Only in Theaters Friday” Actually in Theaters for a Few Weeks After That Too Movie “Only in Theaters Friday” Actually in Theaters for a Few Weeks After That Too LOS ANGELES — A trailer for the upcoming film Rocket Guyz claims that the film will “only [be] in theaters this Friday” despite the fact…
April 26, 2022 Redditor Invested in Depp/Heard Case Like They’re His Parents Redditor Invested in Depp/Heard Case Like They’re His Parents AKRON, Ohio — Local redditor Wilson Pratt is reportedly following along with the legal dispute between actors Johnny Depp and Amber Heard as if they…
