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Jeremy Kaplowitz

July 23, 2021

Time Traveler Confirms George Orwell Was Talking About Facebook Meme Group Moderators

Time Traveler Confirms George Orwell Was Talking About Facebook Meme Group Moderators

LONDON — A local time traveler has transported himself back to 1949 to confirm with author George Orwell that his novel Nineteen Eighty-Four was written…

July 23, 2021

Guy Decides Right Before Watching Movie If He’ll Like It or Not

Guy Decides Right Before Watching Movie If He’ll Like It or Not

TULSA, Okla. — Local moviegoer Nick Hancock decided, as he sat in his seat to watch the new Nicolas Cage film Pig, that he would…

July 18, 2021

The Top 5 Funniest Netflix Screenshots of All Time

The Top 5 Funniest Netflix Screenshots of All Time

There are some insanely funny television shows and movies on Netflix that simply cannot be explained with just words. That’s why we’ve collected the top…

July 17, 2021

Kid Whose Uncle Works at Nintendo Doesn’t Have Any Secrets But Will Have Job at Nintendo

Kid Whose Uncle Works at Nintendo Doesn’t Have Any Secrets But Will Have Job at Nintendo

REDWOOD, Wash. — Local gamer Artur Underwood reportedly has an uncle who works at Nintendo who probably can’t give him any secrets about upcoming video…

July 16, 2021

We Really Need the SEO, So Here’s How You Can Get a PlayStation 5

We Really Need the SEO, So Here’s How You Can Get a PlayStation 5

Looking to buy a PlayStation 5 PS5 PS4 controllers console online GameStop? Well you’ve come to the right place! The PlayStation 5 is Sony’s answer…

July 13, 2021

Dan Schneider and Smash Bros Community Team Up for Most Horrifying Scheme Ever

Dan Schneider and Smash Bros Community Team Up for Most Horrifying Scheme Ever

LOS ANGELES — Accused pedophile and Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider has teamed up with accused pedophiles in the Smash Bros. community to release a new…

July 13, 2021

Fabled Social Justice Warrior Wanders Coastal Bubble in Search of Opponent Woke Enough to Cancel Him

Fabled Social Justice Warrior Wanders Coastal Bubble in Search of Opponent Woke Enough to Cancel Him

LOS ANGELES — Champion of all things woke, fabled social justice warrior Ser Jonas Talbot is reportedly wandering the coastal bubble of the United States…

July 9, 2021

How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right

How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right

As the world plunges into the depths of irreversible climate change, protests against police violence break out across our country, politicians collect paychecks instead of…

July 1, 2021

Sonic and Mario Olympic Games Also Hotbed for Sex Between Athletes

Sonic and Mario Olympic Games Also Hotbed for Sex Between Athletes

TOKYO — New reports from within the Sonic and Mario version of the Summer Olympics have revealed today that this version of the Olympic Games…