September 2019 - Hard Drive

Joshua Hudson • September 30, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Local man Tim Calorel was unable to locate where his Tesla had parked itself after he had…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 30, 2019

Matt Kenny • September 29, 2019

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Local gamer James Milken posted a gut-wrenchingly sad Craigslist ad for his unused second controller, multiple…

Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga • September 28, 2019

LAWRENCE, N.Y. — Local restaurant-goer Dennis Malloy was recently inflicted with Poison Damage after eating at Taco Bell early this…

Dan Kozuh • September 27, 2019

Greta Thunberg, poster child for the radicalization of our youth, spoke in front of the members of the United Nations…

Matt Kenny • September 27, 2019

PEARL RIVER, N.Y. — Local paramedic Amy Rivera tried to resuscitate an unresponsive gamer this morning by blowing into him…

Mark Roebuck • September 27, 2019

Several more streaming platforms will be joining a crowded field next year, as today saw announcements of upcoming services from…

Andy Holt • September 26, 2019

PITTSBURGH or PHOENIX — Members of the r/GreekPottery subreddit engaged in a community-wide debate this morning after moderator BookrDeLitt remained…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 26, 2019

OK this is too cute. Apparently these 142,592 besties all got identical triforce tattoos over the last 30 years and…

Ian Kitchen • September 25, 2019

WASHINGTON — The whistleblower responsible for filing the complaint that President Donald Trump requested an investigation of Joe Biden from…

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