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April 20, 2021

Seth Rogen Battles Quarantine Loneliness By Making Giant Ceramic Jonah Hill

BURBANK, Calif. — Comedic actor Seth Rogen posted a photo on Instagram today revealing that he had created a 20 foot tall ceramic Jonah Hill…

April 19, 2021

Wealthy Cannibal Conflicted on “Eat the Rich”

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local cannibal Stewart Loarfy is reportedly conflicted about the rise of “eat the rich” sentiments on account of his massive wealth, according…

April 18, 2021

Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs

VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time during quarantine, the Pope has…

April 16, 2021

U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals twitter account Wario64 to announce…

April 16, 2021

‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood

KYOTO, Japan — In a surprise Direct presentation, Nintendo announced that Mario Golf: Super Rush will be adding a new character: the golf bro who…

April 15, 2021

We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing

After a blurry year of stories, reviews, and just constantly having to be fucking learning about some bullshit, I thought this assignment to rank every…

April 14, 2021

Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started

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April 12, 2021