May 16, 2022 Trek to Yomi Is a Fantastic Homage to the Black and White Video Games of the 1950s Trek to Yomi Is a Fantastic Homage to the Black and White Video Games of the 1950s Unlike with film, you don’t see too many black and white video games anymore. Sure, many games have monochromatic filter options, but technological advances have…
May 16, 2022 My Homemade PlayStation 5 Might Not Play All the Games, But At Least My Wait Is Over My Homemade PlayStation 5 Might Not Play All the Games, But At Least My Wait Is Over Finally! At long last! I’ve been waiting since they came out in 2020, and finally, my PlayStation 5 has arrived. Well, not so much arrived,…
May 14, 2022 Struggling Item Shop Considers Adding Fourth Thing for Sale Struggling Item Shop Considers Adding Fourth Thing for Sale BELANTARA — A struggling mom and pop item shop is considering dismantling a longstanding tradition and adding a fourth item to their available inventory to…
May 14, 2022 RANKED: The Top 5 Jokes About Mario’s Genitals We’ve Made RANKED: The Top 5 Jokes About Mario’s Genitals We’ve Made Everybody loves a list, right? They’re objectively meaningless at best and absolutely self-serving and pedantic at worst, yet I spend more time reading “Best Game…
May 13, 2022 Amazing: Speedrunner Beats Elden Ring on Steam Deck Before Battery Dies Amazing: Speedrunner Beats Elden Ring on Steam Deck Before Battery Dies LONDON — The speedrunning community has cleared the latest hurdle in the RPG phenomenon Elden Ring: a player has somehow finished the game on a…
May 13, 2022 Microsoft Announces They Moved Activision-Blizzard Offices to International Waters Microsoft Announces They Moved Activision-Blizzard Offices to International Waters INTERNATIONAL WATERS — Tech giant Microsoft announced that after their colossal purchase of Activision Blizzard, they have moved the company headquarters to the middle of…
May 13, 2022 Activision-Blizzard Announces New Tool to Let Players Measure the Craniums of Characters Activision-Blizzard Announces New Tool to Let Players Measure the Craniums of Characters SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision-Blizzard has announced a new tool for their video games that will allow players to measure the skulls of their characters,…
May 12, 2022 Grow Up: Only Children Play Video Games. Real Adults Pay Twitch Streamers to Play Games for Us Grow Up: Only Children Play Video Games. Real Adults Pay Twitch Streamers to Play Games for Us Alright children, it’s time we had a tough conversation. You’re not going to like hearing this, but I assure you as a parent and veteran…
May 12, 2022 Opinion: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun or Playing a Magical Time-Altering Ocarina Opinion: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun or Playing a Magical Time-Altering Ocarina We often take for granted the time that we have on this planet. At the end of the day, we may find ourselves reflecting somberly…
