‘Mario Kart’ Announces DLC Truck Nuts

KYOTO, Japan —  Mario Kart producer Hideki Konno released a video announcing that while Mario Kart 9 will not be released anytime soon, Mario Kart 8 will continue to release DLC, most notably a set of truck nuts coming to the game very soon. 

“You’ve got to choose your character, your vehicle, your wheels, your gliders, and now players will finally be able to choose what nuts should dangle off the back of their karts,” Konno explained in shocking Nintendo Direct released earlier this morning. “You will be able to choose from options such as ‘Classic’ style, spotted for toad, some big hairy ones for Tanooki, and much more! We’ll leave what’s going on with the Dry Bones ones as fun surprise for everybody.” 

Programming Director Tatsuya Takadera appeared onscreen next to explain further.

“Each truck nut will have its own advantages and disadvantages to the physics of your kart,” he said. “Many will add a little weight, but increase the acceleration. Meanwhile, King Boo Balls will be all about that drift. You’ll have to see for yourself which combination is best, but I recommend everyone try out the Gold Mario Truck Nuts on the Wild Wiggler. Especially when they get cracked by a red shell.”

Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser appeared next, as the truck nut-focused video breached the half hour point. 

“Nintendo America has had a great deal in advising the nuts to make sure they are really captured authentically,” he said.  “Let’s face it, nobody knows truck nuts like Americans. This is only the beginning, too. After a few more months of crunching, we will soon be able to include COEXIST bumper stickers, Calvin peeing decals, and back seats filled with fast food wrappers.”

The truck nuts update, known as Ver 2.4.1, will be released on Feb 17th, 2024 to coincide with Larry The Cable Guy’s birthday.

Zelda Dungeon Bosses Put Each Of Their Keys Into Bowl At Ganondorf’s Swinger Party

HYRULE — Ganondorf recently invited all of his top dungeon bosses and their spouses together for their annual key party, sources have confirmed. 

“I look forward to this every year. All my favorite temple bosses will be arriving with their respective partners” Ganondorf exclaimed. “My bowl for all the keys is ready as well as the treasure sound effect to trigger every time someone pulls one out. I hang golden Skulltulas on the wall, it’s the whole reason I wanted this castle.”

In addition to the locals, each year Ganondorf also invites dungeon bosses from Termina, Lorule, and the Twilight Realm, though it is unspecified which ones would be coming due to a confusing timeline of when each exists.

“I’ll be bringing a big Octo who used to live inside Jabu-Jabu’s Belly. Volvagia will be bringing their partner the Flare Dancer, Bongo Bongo of course will be bringing Dead Hand, and Phantom Ganon will be bringing one of the Poe Sisters, but at this point it’s too late to ask which one it is,” said Morpha, the boss of the Water Temple. “It’s fun, but has its problems. Like Ganondorf himself doesn’t participate. Instead he just plays the organ while we all hook up. Also all the keys all look the same so it’s hard to figure out who gets with who. At least Ganondorf does not invite Twinrova anymore. That was just creepy.”

Impa, the former bodyguard and nursemaid at Hyrule castle, had their opinion.

“I’m just glad he destroyed the old castle instead of having these parties in there,” said Impa. “I’m open minded, but the less I picture with those creatures the better. Those Golden Gauntlets I placed in the castle for the Hero of Time aren’t to make him stronger, you know. They’re just the closest thing to gloves I have to keep him from touching anything gross.”

As of press time, an upside down Hyoi fruit on the castle door seems to indicate that Ganondorf’s latest swingers party has started. ReDeads have already begun sticking their heads in the windows to get what’s become known in Hyrule as a “creep peep.”

 

“Not so Fucking Easy, Is It?” Our Interview With George Lucas

Years after selling his legendary Star Wars franchise to Disney for billions of dollars, the property has never been busier, and ironically, we’ve never heard less from its creator. Hard Drive tracked down George Lucas and he was gracious enough to answer some questions for us. 

 

How did you come up with the idea for Star Wars?

“I was looking up at the sky one night and thought it looked much too peaceful.”

Are you still in touch with any of the cast?

“Harrison sends me hate mail every now and then.”

What is your favorite special effect from one of your movies?

“I’m very proud of the duck boobs in Howard the Duck. That was very challenging. You see, ducks don’t normally have boobs.”

What color would your lightsaber be?

“I don’t know, but I would make sure to secure merchandising rights immediately.”

Why do you call it a laser sword instead of a lightsaber?

“It was always supposed to be called a laser sword. That hack Guinness flubbed the line on the first day of shooting and refused to do a second take, so we were stuck with it.

If you could vacation on any Star Wars planet, which would it be?

“Rather than go to just one place, I would prefer to spend a couple of weeks in an empty room with green walls and have backgrounds from several different planets added to my vacation photos in post.”

What was the most challenging part of making Star Wars?

“Teaching Mark Hamill to use telekinesis. He kept complaining that the X-Wing was too big to lift. I had to stand right outside the frame and do it for him.”

Was Indiana Jones really named after your real-life dog?

“Yes. I name all my characters after pets. I had a gerbil in second grade named Curt Henderson.”

Are you still friends with Steven Spielberg?

“Steven and I are very close. We get together a few times a year and talk shit about James Cameron.”

Is there anything you would change about the prequels movies?

“I always thought the chemistry between Hayden and Natalie was a little too strong in Attack of the Clones. I’d like to get in there and make the dialogue a bit more stunted and awkward.”

Why does R2D2 have so many seemingly random gadgets?

“How else is he supposed to make love to C3PO?”

What’s your opinion of the Star Wars shows on Disney+?

“I haven’t seen them. The only streaming service I use is Tubi. They got the rights to Westworld, you know. I thought I’d never get to watch it!”

Are you still interested in auto racing?

“I drifted away from the hobby after creating the perfect race sequence in Episode I.”

Who would win in a fight, Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

“If I answer that question, Harrison Ford is legally allowed to kill me.”

Did you talk to JJ Abrams at all during the production of Disney’s trilogy?

“I didn’t speak to him at all while he was making his first film, but he called me for advice when he was brought back on for the third movie. He was very concerned because the story made no sense and he had no idea how to save the franchise. I just said, ‘Not so fucking easy, is it?’ and hung up the phone.”

What movie by someone else do you wish you had made?

“The Empire Strikes Back.”

What is your biggest regret?

“I had this theory that I should choose my successor based on how well they could pull off a cowboy hat. I’m not sure that really worked out.”

What did you learn while making THX 1138 that informed your later work?

“THX 1138 is when I found out that movies aren’t real. You have to write stuff and tell people to act it out in front of a camera with costumes and things. I thought all those Flash Gordon serials I had watched growing up really happened.”

Do you see yourself returning to the film industry in any capacity?

“There’s no new projects that interest me at the moment, but I have been toying with the idea of remastering American Graffiti so I can add a CGI alien to the sock-hop scene. We just couldn’t afford to do that when we shot it.”

Do you have any advice for aspiring filmmakers?

“Aim big. Disney is always on the lookout for billion-dollar franchises to buy, especially now that they’ve ruined mine.”

An XBox Fan’s Guide to Being Weird About ‘Starfield’

As the release of Starfield approaches, the Xbox exclusive Bethesda RPG presents devout Xbox fans a unique opportunity to be weirdly smug about the game at every turn. Here is a list of talking points for anyone hoping to be strangely unpleasant about one of the biggest games of the year! 

Starfield is the most anticipated game of the year” 

This is something that absolutely matters. Repeat at a higher volume if necessary. 

“There’s literally only one way to play the best game of the year” 

Then after you’re done talking about Tears of the Kingdom, you can proceed to talk about Starfield

“There is nothing even close to this on the PS5” 

When is the Starfield release date?

As long as no one you’re talking to is aware of the game No Man’s Sky, this is a bulletproof argument. 

“Todd Howard is the sexiest man alive” 

It hardly speaks to the quality of the game, but it can never hurt your argument to introduce this objective fact. 

“This is the best exclusive game of the year!” 

What’s more impressive is Xbox only needed to release two exclusive games all year to achieve this. It’s like they’re showing off!  

“The game is getting good reviews” 

The video game discourse gods have blessed us with another fall spent discussing what the heck a seven out of ten means. It obviously means that while it’s obviously not perfect, it’s still better than most games, and the numbers don’t lie. 

“It takes a few dozen hours to really get good”

Why should you listen to the primitive opinions of people who haven’t even devoted a literal work week to a video game yet? 

“Todd Howard is gaming’s greatest auteur” 

Fuck it, maybe you’re talking to someone that doesn’t know about Hideo Kojima. 

“Game Pass wipes the floor with PS Plus” 

If all else fails, make fun of the recent PS Plus price hike. This is war, and these people are your enemies. Every shot you can get in counts. 

“I am going to fight you” 

If all else has truly failed, there’s always the oldest argument settler in the book, the ol’ knuckle sandwich. If things escalate to this point, try to stick and move, and hopefully your opponent hasn’t trained in MMA or anything, or else he might have you saying ‘Xbox sucks’ in lieu of tapping out. Be careful out there! 

A PlayStation Fan’s Guide to Being Weird About ‘Starfield’

As the release of Starfield approaches, the Xbox exclusive Bethesda RPG presents devout fans of Sony PlayStation a unique opportunity to be weirdly hostile about the game at every turn. Here is a list of talking points for anyone that plans on being strangely unpleasant about the release of a video game on a system they don’t like! 

“Bethesda games are always so buggy” 

One needs to look no further than Elder Scrolls and Fallout, two of the most popular RPG series of the century, to see how often Bethesda misses the overall mark on quality. It’s a shame. 

“The graphics don’t matter/The graphics aren’t that good” 

You can choose our own flavor here, but just be ready to move the goalposts whenever someone brings up the marginal difference between Starfield and any other AAA game of the last few years. If all else fails, say something about ray tracing. 

“Most of the 1,000 planets aren’t even explorable!” 

When is the Starfield release date?

Would I explore all of them if I could? No way, pal. I haven’t even touched an Xbox controller since a cruel prank my family played on me in 2017. But that’s still bullshit though, about the planets.

“PlayStation has better exclusives” 

There is nothing in this world that matters more than the two percent of video games that don’t just come out for a bunch of systems at once. Microsoft may win this round, but the bloody war shows no signs of slowing down. 

“Todd Howard is a hollow man devoid of empathy and emotion.” 

All kidding aside, I’m really not overly opinionated about Starfield or gaming consoles one way or another. So without bias, I can say they’re right about this one. Fair enough. Point for the Sony guys. 

“The game is getting bad reviews” 

The video game discourse Gods have blessed us with another fall spent discussing what the heck a seven out of ten means. It’s obviously a C minus, and the numbers don’t lie. 

“I don’t want to spend a game that takes 20 hours to be fun” 

Generally if you’re participating in these discussions, the assumption is that you would have this kind of time to spare. So the fact that you would choose not to is pretty damning. 

“It’s just a ripoff of _____” 

Say whatever you want here. Star Wars, Star Trek, Starman. It doesn’t matter. Just stick and move and get onto another talking point. We’re gonna win this thing!

“It’s way too political” 

Just a great, solid talking point to levy against science fiction, a genre that’s historically been devoid of commentary or messages or anything like that. It’s always just been lasers before this!

“I am going to fight you” 

If your airtight reasons for being strangely hostile about Starfield cease to turn the tides of the argument, you may want to consider swinging. Or at least talking shit like you’re going to. Whatever it takes to hold down Sony’s rep. 

Shrekfest Is Satire Come To Life (Also There’s an Onion Eating Contest)

I first visited Shrekfest in 2018 out of morbid curiosity. My friends and I had our interests piqued by the strange, hyperspecific theming of the event: What could it possibly be? Do people dress up in cosplay? Are you bullshitting me?

Sure enough, there was no deeper meaning behind any of this. Shrekfest is simply a celebration of all things Shrek: the movies, the music, the characters, and more. It’s satire come to life, and people showed up from all around the world to be there for it. 

This past weekend, we made the trek to Milwaukee, Wisconsin for another Shrekfest outing after not having gone for five years. There was a noticeable growth in the scope and size of the event, and the demographics had changed quite a bit too. Previously, Shrekfest was mostly inhabited by legions of irony-poisoned internet dwellers. However, word of mouth had spread over the years, and a lot more families with young children (read: normal people) were now in attendance as well, but none of that unique weirdness was lost in the expansion. There were food trucks, merchandise tables, local bands, and even an artists’ alley where you could purchase artwork of Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog kissing each other.

It’s truly become a phenomenon like nothing else.

Shrekfest is an annual event held by 3GI Industries, who are a collective of creatives most notable for making Shrek Retold, a bold yet faithful recreation of the original Shrek movie, filmed and animated in various styles by hundreds of collaborators including Sick Animation, David Liebe Hart, Chris Chan, and many more. Matter of fact, there was even a premiere screening the next day for the highly-anticipated Shrek 2 Retold, which is set to be released to the general public in early 2024.

I spoke to event frontman Grant Duffrin, who I’d since become friends with over the years and have collaborated with on several projects, including the aforementioned Shrek 2 Retold. When I told him I would be writing an article about the event for Hard Drive’s Minus World, I stressed that it would “not be satire,” however he was quick to correct me in saying this was actually perfect because “Shrekfest is a living satire.”

“Thanks Grant,” I told him. “I might use that.”

“It’s the tenth Shrekfest,” explained Duffrin, excited for the legendary milestone after its humble beginnings as an online-only event. “It feels like a family reunion, if you want to know the vibe of it. Everyone feels like family, it just feels like you can go up and talk to anybody, ’cause everyone shares a love of Shrek. It’s just a laid back, non-judgemental atmosphere.”

The event was nine hours long, and included showings from several local bands who played iconic songs from the movie, like that one about an All-Star – the name escapes me right now. There was also a costume contest, which had a surprisingly massive turnout. Honestly, about half of the people there were dressed up in cosplay of some kind, ranging from Shrek, Donkey, and Puss in Boots, to more abstract concepts such as the tower that Fiona was kept up in, or even Shrek’s outhouse from the beginning of the franchise’s inaugural film. But the real star of the show, however, was the onion eating contest.

Dozens of foolish yet brave eventgoers signed up for this onion eating contest. The first to eat an entire raw onion onstage in front of hundreds of onlookers would receive the grand prize: a large drinking stein with “Shrekfest” proudly printed on the side. Oh, and the respect and admiration of countless peers, too. I stood up in the front row to take pictures of the event, and I have to tell you the truth: it really felt like I was being tear gassed as the aroma of numerous onions being crunched into was carried downwind and wafted over the crowd. I’m not crying, you are. Wait, we all are.

When a man dressed simply as Shrek himself won the contest, he was hoisted upon the shoulders of the crowd, given his prize, and paraded around for nearly ten whole minutes. The excitement was contagious, as people guzzled down beers and cheered, in awe at the fact that someone would actually do that to themselves. But you know what? It’s all in good fun. And it’s all in the spirit of the event, and of all things Shrek.

As the sun slowly set, and people quietly gathered around for a screening of the original Shrek film that started it all, it was hard not to be impressed by everything. These kinds of grassroots events where people can just be themselves, get weird, and enjoy their hobbies with like-minded individuals are truly precious commodities in this day and age. I hope that events like this and MGSCON will continue to thrive. And if there ends up being a Shrek 5, which, god willing there will be, I hope that 3GI can be involved in some way. They have carried the love for this cultural touchstone far past its logical endpoint, and further into true absurdity all with a burning passion that can only be compared to one’s gut after consuming an entire raw onion in a single sitting.

BREAKING: Standing On Fire Hurts

EL PASO, Texas — A diligent, intrepid citizen burned his legs to a crisp after testing if standing on fire would hurt or not while camping with friends, sources have confirmed.

“Well you can never be sure if there is any environmental damage or if the fire is for real,” said Scott Meyers, squeezing another bottle of aloe vera on his medium well-done legs. “I guess it’s worth checking just so you know. Cross your fingers that it won’t hurt too much. Sometimes when I go camping I get lucky and the fire doesn’t hurt me at all.”

Meyers has been testing fires and hazards for years, making sure that the real life appearances of things match their behavior and don’t break his immersion.

“I remember one time I was checking if friendly fire and melee attacks were enabled” continued Meyers, recounting the time he was banned from laser tag. “Someone had to make sure.”

One local shopkeeper has voiced his objections to Meyer’s scrutinizing attention to the world around him. 

“He barreled through my thrift store and touched every item he could,” said Sue Waller, owner of Sue’s Vintage Treasures, as she cleaned up the damage left by Meyers’ recent visit. “He quite literally was trying to destroy everything he could. I tried to put ‘Do not touch’ signs on everything, but it didn’t stop him. He then walked all over the broken glass and started taking notes.”

At press time, Meyers was found at the bottom of a cliff after checking for fall damage. His immediate family says they will announce the funeral proceedings once arrangements have been made. 

All The Boxers From Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out Ranked By How Annoying It Would Be To Repossess Their Car

All too often, the cast of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out are classified and discussed by merely their ability to box. I understand that, but I don’t think boxing is necessarily what defines a lot of these guys. There are some real amateurs in this group, almost certainly living the unglamorous life of struggling fighter; boxing a few times a month while the fight against the world’s bullshit knows no round breaks. So everyone else can talk about how to beat them and who’s the toughest: we’re going to rank them by how annoying it would be to have to repossess their car. 

11. Don Flamenco 

Don Flamenco has been doing that flower dance for 30 years and the phone stopped ringing a long time ago. The saddest part? I don’t think he’s really Spanish. There’s not a single Spanish person in his family. I think he’s a Greek guy – but I spent the whole week digging through his trash and couldn’t find any more information. Everything’s online now. Sad…. Anyways, repossessing this guy’s car would be very easy because he’s too self-involved to notice.

10. Glass Joe 

Repossessing Glass Joe’s car would be very easy and I know that because I have already repossessed several of his cars. Joe owes money all over town. His gambling record is worse than his boxing record, and his boxing record is 1 and 99. He should change his name to Criss Angel because he’s constantly in Vegas making all his stuff disappear.

9. Von Kaiser 

When a guy names himself after both Kaiser Wilhelm and Otto Von Bismarck, I take pride in repossessing his car. This would not annoy me at all. I can’t wait. I will fuck up this old-timey German worse than the Treaty of Versailles.

8. Piston Honda 

Ironically, Piston Honda drives an electric Mercedes. It’s a great car and I would love to repossess it but the guy has amazing credit and he never misses payments. He lives in Deerfield, Illinois now and owns a string of franchise sandwich shops. One of his daughters used to date the guy from Fallout Boy – but I think she was like 15 when they met, so it’s a touchy subject.

7. Mr. Sandman 

This guy is a lovely person. We’ve had tons of conversations and he always makes me feel good about myself. Repossessing his car would be one of the most emotionally challenging things I’ve ever done, and I once refused to give my nephew bone marrow.

Anyways, he’ll shuffle with his hands before throwing a jab. Dodge that and then counterpunch. It’ll knock him out and then you can take his car.
…I’m sorry, Sandy. I’m so sorry.

6. Soda Popinski 

Soda Popinski is a tremendous pain in the ass. He’s very fast and he’s constantly drinking, which would make repossessing his car super annoying. Plus, he drives a 1998 Toyota Camry and the resale value is literally $522, so the risk/reward ratio is horrible.

5. Bald Bull 

It will be incredibly difficult to take this guy’s car. “Why”, you ask? Because he’s dead.

4. Great Tiger 

Never going to happen. The guy can teleport! Skip Tracing is great, but unless you can also teleport, you’re not beating The Tiger to his car. And, candidly speaking, if you can also teleport – then why are you repossessing cars? You must have at least 3 better job options.

3. King Hippo 

This is a big man with a big car and a small home. You can see the driveway from every room in the house, and Hippo’s unemployed so he’s always home. You’ll have to bring a friend to distract him while you take the car (like a shitty mission in GTA). I’m already annoyed just thinking about it.

2. Super Macho Man 

At first, I got really excited because I thought we were repossessing a car from Macho Man Randy Savage, but then I found out this is a different guy and apparently Randy Savage is dead. Now I’m sad… It would be very annoying to repossess his car because I can’t stop crying.

1. Mike Tyson 

This guy is high on drugs and he has tigers living in his house. At the very least, this would be a challenge. However, while I know I could never person beat Tyson in a fight, Buster Douglas did beat him and he’s constantly getting his cars repossessed. So maybe I have a shot.

“Happiness Has No Place in Gaming,” Our Interview With Neil Druckmann

We sat down with Naughty Dog creative director and co-president Neil Druckmann to talk inspiration, upcoming projects, his secret writing partner, and much more! 

What does your morning routine look like?

“I like to start every day off with some positive affirmations. I look at myself in the mirror, take a deep breath, and repeat ‘fuck you’ as many times as I can in a minute.”

How do you gauge the success of a video game?

“If anyone walks away from one of my games feeling a positive emotion, I consider it a deep personal failure.”

How involved are you in the TV adaptation of ‘The Last of Us’?

“I’m beyond involved. The producers even gave me my own special little controller so I can control everything that happens on set from my designated wet corner!”

They make you sit in a wet corner?

“Jealous much?”

Were you pleased with the show’s reception?

Oh, absolutely! I still think they should’ve let me play Joel, though. We’ll never know how much better the show could’ve been. 

Can you tell us anything about season two of ‘The Last of Us’?

“It’s mostly gonna be everyone playing guitars.”

Your games often touch on themes such as grief, loss, and vengeance. What d-

“Fuck, name some more, I’m so close.”

How did you deal with the initial backlash towards ‘The Last of Us Part II’?

“Easy. I put a mirror in front of my laptop, so that everyone’s hate comments are actually pointed at themselves.”

Where do you see the gaming industry heading in the next 10 years?

“Who cares? Games have been dying ever since they invented the printing press.”

What can you say about the new IP Naughty Dog is working on?

“I’m super excited, but for now I can only say this: French toast. Oh geez, did I say too much?”

Does it ever become difficult to navigate the emotionally heavy nature of your narratives?

“No. Happiness has no place in gaming.”

What are your thoughts on the future of single-player gaming as the industry increasingly focuses on multiplayer, live-service games?

“Single-player? I’m pretty sure my games have trillions of players.”

‘The Last of Us’ has been widely praised fo-

“Everywhere I go, it’s always about The Last of Us. I literally worked on Jak X: Combat Racing and nobody talks about it. I guess most artists never get their flowers until they’re six feet under.”

Could you share one of your favorite memories as a gamer?

“When I was just six years old, my father granted me the privilege of working a 120-hour work week in his factory. Now my mission is to spread that same joy to everyone on my team!”

What advice would you give to aspiring game designers?

“Keep making games and sharing them with the world. If anyone doesn’t like them, know that something is wrong with you and you should stop forever.”

What is your process for creating such complex characters?

“Oh I don’t know, let’s ask Socko. Yo-ho-ho, Socko here! You may not know me, but I write all of Neil’s games and make all the tough decisions so he doesn’t have to!”

What game are you playing currently?

“I know I’m late on this, but I recently got into putting live goldfish in my blender. 300 hours in, and it’s still exciting!”

Are there any movies you think would make a good video game?

“I saw this video on Twitter of a guy eating a hamburger really fast. Like way faster than anyone should eat a hamburger. Probably that.”

Do you have anything to say about the allegations that Naughty Dog is too hard on their workers? 

Shh, wait. Did you hear that? Man, I swore I heard something. Let’s both be quiet for a second and see if I hear it again. 

What’s next for Neil Druckmann?

“Uh, I’m gonna breathe air. Duh, stupid.”

 

 

Any Recommendations On Where To Find ROMs? (Guest Column By Migeru Shiyamoto)

Hello fellow fans of not paying for games! I am desperately in need of your help. You see, I need to know exactly where you guys keep finding all these great Nintendo ROMs. I assure you, I only ask because I really want to make sure the hard working and handsome developers at Nintendo are getting jack shit for their hours of work. Especially whoever made that Mario fellow. Now, please just send me a categorized list of every site you’ve ever used to download Zelda or Pokémon for free, for I am also a cheap scumbag. I even want all the old NES games, despite being able to play a hand picked selection on my Nintendo Switch for only $19.99 a year. You can send me this list at piracy-lover100@nintendo.com. I don’t want to miss a single one, so be sure to send in EVERY site you can think of!

If you want to REALLY make my day, it would be incredible if you could also let me know of any cool Super Mario 64 mods you’ve gotten. Like that one that adds Luigi back to the game, despite the developers never wanting you to play as that little green asshole. So, please send me the handles of all the developers out there who are currently working on something like that. I want to be able to send a personal thank you on being able to spit in the face of the team that made their childhood worth remembering.

Oh! And if you happen to have any tutorials on how to hack my Nintendo Switch, that would really come in handy. I want to completely destroy mine, putting it through something that is akin to warping one of God’s masterpieces into my own sick and twisted creations. I am gonna need specific names on who’s posting these tutorials though, just to make sure I’m using the right one.

Thanks for helping me take down Nintendo! I’m sure they’ll never find out about these great sites!

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