April 21, 2022 House Arrest Ankle Monitor Hacked to Play Doom House Arrest Ankle Monitor Hacked to Play Doom SEATTLE — White collar criminal and retro modding enthusiast Gary Kosters has reportedly violated the terms of his recent house arrest by hacking his ankle…
March 15, 2022 Logan Paul Challenges Little Mac to Final Destination Fight Logan Paul Challenges Little Mac to Final Destination Fight LOS ANGELES — Controversial YouTuber and aspiring boxer Logan Paul has issued his latest high profile challenge: a bout with amateur boxing legend Little Mac…
October 23, 2021 Toddler Struggling to Keep Up With Fifty Years Worth of Sesame Street Continuity Toddler Struggling to Keep Up With Fifty Years Worth of Sesame Street Continuity DALLAS — Local child Sammy Dorner, 2, found himself having trouble understanding new episodes of Sesame Street without having seen all 4,591 previous episodes. “I’m…
September 12, 2020 PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement that they will bring back…
June 19, 2018 Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that Thanos erased ISIS with…
April 13, 2018 Aging Anime Fan Needs Viagra to Maintain Nosebleeds Aging Anime Fan Needs Viagra to Maintain Nosebleeds BERKELEY, Calif. — Middle-aged anime fan Nick Klempf has accepted that at this point in his life, he no longer can produce nosebleeds without the…
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