Toy Story 5 to Focus on Andy’s Funko Pop Collection
EMERYVILLE, Calif. — Disney and Pixar Studios are excited to announce that the 5th installment of Toy Story will be…
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Henchman Who Is Only Working for Penguin Until His Art Career Takes Off Gets Painting Hand Shattered by Batman
GOTHAM — Rising artist and Iceberg Lounge bouncer Jeff Williams saw his career fall apart last night after an altercation…
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Master Hand Gets Henna Tattoo
FINAL DESTINATION — Following a recent trip to a wedding between two Wireframe Fighters, Master Hand returns to their final…
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REPORT: Disney Only Producing ‘Inside Out 2’ On Order to Retain Copyright On Emotions
EMERYVILLE, Calif. — Disney and Pixar Studios are being forced to produce a sequel to Inside Out after being notified…
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Martin Scorsese Movies Ranked by How Much MCU Characters Would Improve Them
Hoo boy, Marty is at it again! Martin Scorsese recently set off the Marvel Cinematic Universe fandom by saying...…
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Professor Xavier’s VHS Collection Destroyed By The Awesome Power Of Magneto
WESTCHESTER COUNTY, N.Y. — During a recent battle with the Brotherhood of Mutants at the X-Mansion, Magneto took the opportunity…
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‘Mario Kart’ Announces DLC Truck Nuts
KYOTO, Japan — Mario Kart producer Hideki Konno released a video announcing that while Mario Kart 9 will not be…
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Zelda Dungeon Bosses Put Each Of Their Keys Into Bowl At Ganondorf’s Swinger Party
HYRULE — Ganondorf recently invited all of his top dungeon bosses and their spouses together for their annual key party,…
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Every Evangelion Angel Ranked by How Caring a Boyfriend They’d Be
Look, we've all dedicated hours of drawing lessons to perfect fan art of Shinji and Kowaru together as the perfect…
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Party Planner Trying to Figure Out How to Invite Banjo But Not Kazooie
MUMBO’S MOUNTAIN — Bottles the Mole is reportedly struggling to figure out how to invite just Banjo to his BBQ…
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