Totk Tag Archives - Hard Drive

Steve Packosky • February 17, 2025

HYRULE — Concerned Kakariko Village parents began to petition city officials to fence off a local chasm when a third…

Joe Rumrill • October 11, 2023

HYRULE — This week’s edition of Goron City’s comedy open mic is reportedly on it’s tenth comedian in a row…

Rob Steinberg • September 5, 2023

HYRULE — Ganondorf recently invited all of his top dungeon bosses and their spouses together for their annual key party,…

Colleen Nerney • August 27, 2023

If you’ve been playing Tears of the Kingdom for 300 hours and lost all your friends and family as a…

Mackenzie McGee • August 13, 2023

HYRULE — A research team doing fieldwork in the forests of eastern Hyrule was thrilled to discover the legend of…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • August 10, 2023

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that an upcoming update to The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom will…

Andy Holt • July 27, 2023

HYRULE — Scientists have released an unsettling new study into Koroks, confirming that being found by a great Hero is…

Mark Roebuck • July 23, 2023

Months after its release, dedicated players of the latest Legend of Zelda game have reportedly constructed an effective two party…

Ryan Sims • July 5, 2023

HYRULE — Link’s longtime trusty steed Epona had to be euthanized after getting permanently stuck on a weird rock. “It…

Patrick Sullivan • July 3, 2023

HYRULE KINGDOM — Famed adventurer and Princess Zelda’s swordsman, Link, has reportedly solved an income inequality barrier between classes in…

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