Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles
NORTH POLE — Immortal elf Santa Claus confirmed that Xbox consoles will no longer be included in his yearly gift…
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Trump Claims Epstein Files Were Deleted at Insistence of Payment Processors
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced that Mastercard and Visa had pressured his administration to remove objectionable content from all government…
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32-Year-Old Clair Obscur Fan Can’t Wait to Get Gommaged
MILWAUKEE, Wis. — A millennial fan of the hit RPG Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is eagerly anticipating the upcoming date…
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King of Hyrule Denies Existence of Tingle Client List
HYRULE — King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule categorically denied that the government is in possession of a list of clients for…
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Nintendo Reveals How Diddy Kongs Are Made
KYOTO, Japan — Diddy Kongs are not conceived through conventional intercourse, a fact announced by Nintendo while promoting their upcoming…
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Nation’s Living Rooms in Disarray as Minecraft Movie Hits Streaming
NEW YORK — Living rooms and family rooms across the country have been nearly destroyed by rambunctious tweens following the…
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Trump Administration Condemns Mario Kart World’s Open Border Policy
WASHINGTON — White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt spoke out against the open world design of Mario Kart World for…
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New York Times Games Adds New ‘Endorsement’ Puzzle
NEW YORK — The New York Times Games app has added a new logic puzzle based on the city’s upcoming…
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$80 Game Surprisingly Easy to Shoplift
PLANO, Texas — Gamer Clarence Scott, 38, was shocked at how easily he was able to steal a copy of…
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LAPD Starts YouTube Channel for Rubber Bullet Trickshots
LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Police Department has created a YouTube channel devoted to cataloging all of the sick…
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