Good for Him! Random Goon Kills Spider-Man
NEW YORK CITY — Supervillains and buff gang leaders alike were pleasantly surprised to see a random street-tough goon was…
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Scientists Confirm There is No Way To Prevent Ragdoll Physics After Death
ATLANTA — A new study from the CDC confirms that collapsing into a pile of physics objects and loose limbs…
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BREAKING: Standing On Fire Hurts
EL PASO, Texas — A diligent, intrepid citizen burned his legs to a crisp after testing if standing on fire…
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Game Introduces Easy Mode Called “I’m 35 and Have One Hour to Play This”
SEATTLE — Aging gamers were reportedly delighted to see that a new video game called Eldric Quest has accessibility features…
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Corpse With No Items Was Still a Nice Person If You Got to Know Them
SKYRIM — A body discovered by a wandering adventurer contained nothing of value that could be of use in any…
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