November 23, 2021 Tragic: Beloved Media Property Now Known as the “Original One” Tragic: Beloved Media Property Now Known as the “Original One” CHICAGO — Netflix, in collaboration with Tomorrow Studios, released their live-action adaptation of beloved series Cowboy Bebop this week, sadly rendering the anime version as…
November 17, 2021 Female Video Game Character With Undercut Gonna Piss a Lot of People Off for Some Reason Female Video Game Character With Undercut Gonna Piss a Lot of People Off for Some Reason LOS ANGELES — A new video game trailer on Twitter features a female character with the side of her head shaved. Feedback has been very…
November 17, 2021 Missing Shortcut Jump on Rainbow Road Not Covered by Auto Insurance Missing Shortcut Jump on Rainbow Road Not Covered by Auto Insurance MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an effort to cheese the course and end up in first place, veteran Mario Kart racer Yoshi attempted the elusive Rainbow…
November 1, 2021 Nintendo Confirms That, Were He Given a Gun, Mario Would Lack the Desire to Kill Nintendo Confirms That, Were He Given a Gun, Mario Would Lack the Desire to Kill KYOTO, Japan — In case anyone might have thought otherwise, several higher-ups at Nintendo have clarified that, were he in possession of a firearm, Mario…
October 25, 2021 Neil deGrasse Tyson: Vegetables Can’t Talk and Also God Isn’t Real Neil deGrasse Tyson: Vegetables Can’t Talk and Also God Isn’t Real NEW YORK — Neil deGrasse Tyson addressed a gathering of students at Columbia University this week with a seminar in which he covered all things…
