Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden has reportedly dwindled yet another day away playing Cookie Clicker, the massively popular idle game. …
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced via press release that the Mew hidden under the truck in Vermillion City has passed…
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Mark Roebuck
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Well, it’s another day of absolutely fuck all video game news, so what the hell, I thought today would provide…
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Huh? Did I hear something? Oh, it’s you. I didn’t notice you down there, pipsqueak. I bet you think you…
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NIMBASA CITY — City and town planners across Kanto, Hoenn, and various regions came together to publicly condemn the growing…
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INDIANAPOLIS — Local gamer Jamal Barker has at-last played the game alluded to by his favorite soundtrack of all time,…
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Camden Brazile
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CALLING ALL GAMERS! Get excited boys and girls, because a huge deal just got announced for any video game fan…
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Sam LiButti
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KYOTO, Japan — Newly hired employees at Nintendo reported that they have been placed in a tutorial office so that…
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Kevin Podas
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REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft has confirmed that the Paramount Plus streaming series Halo is not canon to the established plotline…
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Tyler Simpson
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — During a monthly financial meeting, Activision Blizzard announced that its legal team had posted its most…
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