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Christoph von Münchow
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Bummer: Video Game Easter Egg Just a Reference to Developer’s Pet
MONTREAL — Up-and-coming indie game studio Red Team Blue has disappointed fans after announcing on Twitter that a widely-speculated easter…
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A Scientific Guide to Predicting the Next Big Indie Game Animal Protagonist
Question: if an independent games studio releases a game that prominently features a forest or woodland creature, is it truly…
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Remote Worker Who Spends 10 Hours a Day on Discord Thinks Slack Is a Waste of Time
NEW YORK — Data analyst Jared van Hausen, known for averaging at least 10 hours a day on the social…
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Hospital Requires Baby’s Name to Include At Least One Uppercase Letter, Number, and Special Character
AURORA, Ill. — Local hospital Our Lady of Lourdes has updated its naming policy, stating that all newborns born at…
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Pokémon City Planners Urge Mayors to Think About Logistics for Just One Second
NIMBASA CITY — City and town planners across Kanto, Hoenn, and various regions came together to publicly condemn the growing…
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Parents Unsure How to Explain to Kids That Family Cat Has Digivolved Into Angewomon
SAN ANTONIO — Local parents Susan and Greg Shaw have reportedly struggled to explain the concept of digivolution to their two…
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Prizefighting Chao Killed by Loan Sharks After Refusing to Throw Karate Match
CHAO GARDEN — Police have confirmed that the death of 2-hour-old Chao “Happy” came at the hands of local loan…
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Alt-Right Yu-Gi-Oh Player’s Deck Made Up Entirely of Blue-Eyes White Dragons
McALLEN, Texas — Local Yu-Gi-Oh! player and outspoken alt-right activist Jason Redmond has been banned from tournaments of the popular…
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Nintendo Fan Thinks ‘Breath of the Wild 2’ Needs More Plot, Better Voice Acting, Environmentalist Themes, Animated Cutscenes, and to Be ‘Princess Mononoke’
SAN FRANCISCO — Nintendo fan Dylan Summers unveiled his wishlist for the hotly-anticipated sequel to 2017’s The Legend of Zelda:…
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