Wrestling News: AEW Star Reportedly Suspended

Wrestling News: A prominent member of the AEW roster has reportedly been suspended, following issues stemming from an injury mid-match.

According to a new report from Fightful Select, Sammy Guevara is currently suspended from the company following his match against Jeff Hardy.

The report from the Patreon subscription service confirmed: “During the match, Jeff Hardy sustained an injury, and concussion protocol was not followed, which resulted in Sammy Guevara hitting his finisher on Hardy, which we’re told shouldn’t have happened.”

Wrestling News: Sammy Guevara Suspension

As of writing, it is not confirmed how long Sammy is set to be out of the ring. This is, however, not the first time that Guevara has found himself suspended.

The former Inner Circle member was suspended a few years ago for offensive comments that he made regarding Sasha Banks/Mercedes Mone in an older interview, which timeline-wise came about the same time-frame as his backstage ‘fight’ with Andrade.

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WWE News: John Cena Makes Big Reveal About Feud With The Rock

WWE News: Company legend John Cena recently made a pretty big reveal about his past feud with The Rock, confirming old rumors.

Speaking to Chris Van Vliet, Cena revealed that there were plans in place for him to turn heel against ‘The Great One’ back when they feuded from WrestleMania 27 to 29.

“It was Cena Rock 1. I got word that they were going to do it. And I went out and recorded a new song. I went out and got all new gear. I wasn’t prepared for Ruthless Aggression. That was the last time I wasn’t prepared.

“I mean, I heard rumblings of, we’re going to do it, and in 48 hours, I had a new track, a new studio mix theme song, and a final mix. And,  I had seven new singlets, low-cut singlets with boxing-type robes. I already had the boots in storage, so I dusted them off. I was ready to go and already thinking about what I could do with the story” the multi-time World Champion revealed (via WrestlingNewsCo).

WWE News: Could John Cena really have turned heel?

Cena would also reveal the plans he had in place for the heel turn, noting that he wanted to completely go against everything that had made his character beloved to the younger demographic.

“A heel is not just new gear” he noted. “The objectivity or the message behind the singlet and the boxing robes and the boots is the exact opposite of what you saw with the street gear, the jeans shorts, the t-shirt, the ball cap, the sneakers. Go the opposite route and now lean into the opposite of everything you stand for.”

Why John Cena didn’t turn heel

The WWE legend would also explain why it would end up taking place: “It’s like, how can I take the intellectual property that people are familiar with and twist it so it’s like, this guy’s f*cking insane. It’s everything I’ve come to love and now I genuinely hate it and being a real bad guy, and I think that was the conversation that was eventually had where it’s like, okay, it’s a bad idea.

“So I’m like, Hey, I know this is going to sting, but I’m not going to sell another T-shirt. I’m going to take all merchandise off the market, I’m not going to put out anything new and I’m not going to make any more appearances.

“So I’m not going to do any Make-A-Wish. I’m not going to do anything like that. I’m going to be a bad guy to make your good guy, so your good guy does all that. That’s when I was like, we’re kind of in too deep. So it worked out the way it worked out, but bro, I was ready.”

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Least Charismatic Guy in D&D Campaign Playing a Bard for Some Reason

YOUR LIVING ROOM – In a stunning display of poor judgment the least charismatic member of your D&D group has inexplicably chosen to play a Bard, sources confirmed yesterday.

According to reports the campaign, which once held the promise of epic adventures and collaborative storytelling, has been steadily deteriorating since the fateful day when you extended an invitation to your coworker, whose sole qualification was having read The Chronicles of Narnia as a child.

“I thought he’d fit in,” said the group’s Forever DM, who now regrets ever agreeing to host this unkillable burden of a game. “But once he was free from the constraints of workplace banter, it became clear that he was about as interesting as a stale slice of bread.”

Witnesses report that the coworker’s attempts to portray a “charming, half-devil rock star who’s bedded a thousand women” have been nothing short of disastrous, with his in-game persuasion rolls performed with all the allure of a man who hasn’t been in a relationship since his ultra-Catholic high school girlfriend dumped him for trying a beer in college.

“We didn’t think things could get any worse after discovering that our Level 4 Human Fighter was the only one with improv experience,” said the group’s Wizard, who still hasn’t grasped the concept of combat positioning. “But then this guy started insisting on coming up with a unique insult every time he casts Vicious Mockery. It’s painful to watch.”

The campaign’s woes have been compounded by a series of unfortunate player choices, including a Barbarian who spends most sessions glued to their phone and a Rogue whose “edgy pickpocketing” bit got old faster than a Bard’s repertoire of fantasy cover songs.

As the campaign limps towards its inevitable demise, the group has come to a grim realization: the Bard, a man who should really cast “Disguise Self As Someone With A Personality,” has become the final nail in the coffin of their once-promising adventure.

At press time, the group was seen contemplating whether to stage an intervention for their Bard or simply let the campaign die a natural death.

WWE News: Becky Lynch Talks “Selling Conflict” In Strange Relationship

WWE News: Superstar Becky Lynch recently discussed how she “sells conflict” on-screen with a friend who she has had an up-and-down relationship with.

Speaking to Inside The Ropes about the post-show press conference where she and Charlotte Flair appeared in front of the press together, she reflected on the relationship they have had in their careers.

“Wasn’t that nice? I think Charlotte and I are always going to be butting heads because we both want to be the very best” Becky noted (via WrestlingINC). “And with that, it’s hard to have an eternal symbiotic relationship, but it was nice.

“Animosity, especially for a long time, begins to weigh on you, [and] becomes to get heavy. So whenever you can get a break from that, I think that’s nice. But you can’t get too much of that, because this is wrestling, man. We’re not selling a good time, we’re selling conflict.”

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WWE News: Becky Lynch on relationship with Charlotte Flair

Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair are part of the ‘Four Horsewomen,’ an unofficial group also consisting of Sasha Banks/Mercedes Mone and Bayley.

The relationship between the two rivals has been strained at times, with Becky claiming to the MMA Hour that Charlotte was “jealous” of her success as ‘The Man.’ 

“Like people were really rallying behind me and this turn would turn me into a different league, and she couldn’t take that and has never been able to take it” Becky revealed.

That tension would continue to grow as the two women made history by being the first women to main event WrestleMania alongside Ronda Rousey, with a ‘title-switch’ segment years after that in October 2021 leading to a reported backstage fight.

Publicly, for now, the two appear to be cordial.

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Scientists Fear Starfield May Spread Across Multiple Console Generations

ATLANTA – The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention along with the Entertainment Software Rating Board are warning the public of a possible Starfield breakout that could spread across multiple console generations, according to statements made by ESRB President Patricia Vance in a joint press conference this morning.

“We’re watching the situation as it unfolds, but if this strand is anywhere near as aggressive as Skyrim, we’re looking at a port window period that could spread as far as the PlayStation 8,” Vance said to a room full of media. “It’s likely there’s already a Console Zero among us. Starfield could be running on a PlayStation 5, right now.”

This revelation shook the room to its core. The silence was only broken by an uproar of questions. Vance, remaining calm, answered questions about safety precautions.

“You need to isolate yourself from family, friends, really anyone with an Xbox, PC, or a Game Pass subscription. If you’re around them you are at risk of catching Starfield,” Vance said. “PlayStation 5 gamers are the most at risk of catching Starfield. If you own a PS5 you need to isolate yourself. Switch gamers are not currently at risk, but with Switch 2 right around the corner all bets are off. If you catch Starfield this console generation, you are at risk of carrying it through to the next generation.”

At the conclusion of the press conference, Todd Howard, Director of Bethesda Games Studio issued a press release calling the CDC and ESRB’s claims unfounded.

“We cannot currently confirm nor deny the existence of Starfield on the PlayStation 5, PlayStation 6, PlayStation 7, PlayStation 8, Switch 2, Switch 3, Gamecube 2, PSP 2, or the PS Vita 2. Any future announcements will come from our partners, if there are any announcements” wrote Howard. “What we can say is that we delivered a top notch Xbox experience with Starfield that gamers will enjoy for generations to come.”

At press time, Todd Howard had confirmed the existence of Skyrim for the Nintendo Switch 2.

Carefully Planned Rust Base No Match for Teenage Boys Who Heard Woman’s Voice Inside

CLAN BASE – An immaculately constructed Rust base was reduced to rubble by a marauding gang of hormonal teenage boys who caught wind of a female presence within the fortress walls via proximity chat, sources confirmed.

The base, a masterpiece of defensive architecture, was designed and fortified by a crew of seasoned Rust veterans, including one woman.

“As soon as they heard my voice on proximity chat talking about going on a mining run, all hell broke loose,” the woman, who asked to remain anonymous, said of the incident. “They started chanting ‘gamer girl, gamer girl’ like some kind of demented mantra and hurling themselves at our walls with reckless abandon.”

Witnesses reported that the pack of teenage boys, all between the ages of 13 and 16, descended upon the base in a nearly unstoppable frenzy of hormonal rage, armed with nothing more than basic tools and a horrifically confused view of how to get the attention of women.

“It was like watching a horde of zombies, but instead of brains, they were screaming for their beloved ‘gamer girl,’” said one onlooker, who saw the attack from a helicopter. “I’ve never seen such a terrifying – yet effective – display of thirst. GGWP.”

Experts believe that the boys’ ability to bypass the base’s defenses was fueled by a potent cocktail of testosterone, G-fuel, and the tantalizing prospect of interacting with a female gamer.

Dr. Debra Brookheimer, a renowned expert on adolescent behavior, explained the motivations.

“These boys are at an age where the mere mention of a girl on their serve can trigger a primal response that overrides all rational thought,” she said. “Harnessing this power has long been one of the most powerful weapons known to man – the other team should have saw it coming. Needed more turrets.”

As the base crumbled under the relentless assault, the crew could reportedly only watch in horror as their impeccable design was destroyed.

“I don’t even have a girly reference in my username,” the targeted gamer said. “I guess I either need to be more careful about using voice chat or just practice my AK spray downs as I suppose I will need to fight half the server every wipe.”

In the aftermath of the viral incident, Rust meta has shifted with many YouTube base designers proposing adding a protective sign saying “no girls allowed” on any base just to be safe.

Helldivers 2 Update Patch Notes 01.000.100 Mar 6

A number of game balancing updates are included in the latest patch for Helldivers 2 on Steam PC and PlayStation 5, with the PlayStation 5 patch due later. We’ll update this page right here when that PlayStation 5 patch goes live along with any console specific changes that may occur.

If you’re interested in some in-depth reasoning behind the game balancing changes, you can find a fairly extensive note from Helldivers 2 designed Alex K. at the bottom of this page.

The Daily Personal Orders are back! Ever since the last patch, Personal Orders were not appearing for players hoping to farm their share of Super Credits and whatever else may be up for grabs. Well, all that’s sorted now, and we can get right back to defending Super Earth from threats to democracy!

What’s next you ask? MECHS! Well, Exosuits like the EXO-45 Patriot to be more precise:

 

 

SOON!

Read more further down below, to find out about issues that have NOT been resolved yet. Check out the rest of our guides for potential fixes on some of them, if you continue to be denied your right to deliver democracy.

 

Helldivers 2 Mar 6 01.000.100 Patch Major Updates

Planetary Hazards active
Many planets now have additional environmental challenges that will appear at random while you are deployed, from fire tornadoes to meteor showers and many more.

 

Helldivers 2 Mar 6 01.000.100 Patch Balancing

Eradicate Missions
  • Eradicate missions now require more kills and enemies spawn more often. The time to complete the mission was previously shorter than intended and should now usually take twice as long to complete.

 

Primary, Secondary, & Support Weapons Balancing adjustments made to the following:
  • SG-225 Breaker
  • SG-8 Punisher
  • SG-225SP Breaker Spray & Pray
  • RS-422 Railgun
  • FLAM-40 Flamethrower
  • LAS-98 Laser Cannon

 

Detailed tweaks to the aforementioned Weapons:
  • Breaker: Decreased magazine capacity from 16 to 13, increased recoil from 30 to 55
  • Railgun: Decreased armor penetration, decreased damage against durable enemy parts
  • Flamethrower: Increased damage per second by 50%
  • Laser Cannon: Increased damage against durable enemy parts, increased armor penetration, improved ergonomics
  • Punisher: Increased total ammo capacity from 40 to 60, increased stagger force, increased damage from 40 per bullet to 45 per bullet
  • Breaker Spray & Pray: Increased armor penetration, increased fire rate from 300 to 330, increased number of pellets from 12 to 16 per shot, decreased magazine size from to 32 to 26

 

Stratagems Balancing adjustments have been made to"
  • Shield Generator Pack
  • Orbital 120MM HE Barrage
  • Orbital 380MM HE Barrage

 

Detailed tweaks to the aforementioned Stratagems:
  • Energy Shield Backpack: Increased delay before recharging
  • 380mm and 120mm Orbital Barrages: Increased duration of the bombardment, decreased spread

 

Helldivers 2 Mar 6 01.000.100 Patch Fixes

  • Fixed armor rating values not reducing damage as intended.
  • Fixed certain Bug Holes (including Stalker Nests) that were unnecessarily hard to destroy.
  • Fixed anti-aliasing toggle not working on PS5.
  • Balanced lighting across all planets to solve cases where the game was too dark.
  • Improved flashlight efficacy.
  • Increased visibility during “sand rain” weather on Erata Prime.
  • Updated tutorial materials and lighting.
  • Improved cases where some materials could look blurry if "Lighting" graphic setting was set to "Low".
  • Fixed timing issues that could occur in the “Extract E-710” primary objective.
  • Changed button interaction behavior for buttons in bunker POIs. Helldivers will now let go of the button after holding it for a few seconds.
  • Fixed some cases of large assets floating if the ground beneath them was blown up.
  • Helldivers standing next to ICBMs during launch will get properly toasty with a chance of not-so-spontaneous combustion.
  • Fixed unthrowable snowballs after ragdolling.
  • Fixed being able to use grenades after drowning.
  • Camera no longer locked on the player's own corpse and blocking spectator mode.
  • Helldivers now take damage from fire, gas etc. generated by other players.
  • Armor no longer stretches when dismembered.

 

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Helldivers 2 Mar 6 01.000.100 Patch Known Issues

These are issues that were either introduced by this patch and are being worked on, or are from a previous version and have not yet been fixed.
  • Picking up items from caches may cause characters to freeze in place for an extended period of time.
  • Picking up items from bunkers and caches in quick succession may render one of the items unpickable.
  • Players cannot unfriend other players befriended via friend code.
  • Players may be unable to select loadout or return to ship when joining a multiplayer game session via PS5 Activity Card.
  • Occasionally mission reward multiplier may not be applied.
  • Mission objective HUD displays different numbers for client and host during some missions.
  • Default armor is always shown while viewing the warbond, regardless of the armor that player has equipped.
  • Text chat box display is obstructed by the cinematic letterboxing during extraction.
  • Some text in the HUD/UI is missing or not displaying correctly.
  • Players may experience issues when many players attempt to login and/or play at the same time:
    • Login rate limiting
    • Players may become disconnected during play
    • Various UI issues may appear when the game interacts with servers
    • Some games may not be joinable by others for a short period of time

 

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Helldivers 2 Mar 6 01.000.100 Patch Game Balancing Notes

This is the first round in a never-ending series of balance changes. And we believe it's important to be completely transparent about our approach to game balance, especially when it comes to weapons and stratagems that you have strong opinions about.
Our goal is to give you a wide range of weapon choices, where each gun has its purpose and none is strictly better than another. Sure, you will have your own favorite, but it should come from your personal preference, not from the universally agreed knowledge of which gun is the strongest. Generally, we balance each item according to its quirks, so if a weapon is very effective at what it does, it should come with significant disadvantages to balance its power.
The AC-8 Autocannon is a good example of a well-balanced weapon: it packs a powerful punch, has a very good range, but requires you to carry an ammo backpack or have a friend assist you. The GL-21 Grenade Launcher is the opposite example. It's a good general purpose weapon that gives you so much flexibility, it obviously can't deal too much damage without becoming overpowered.
But weapons that are both powerful and versatile become a no-brainer choiсe during the weapon selection phase. It robs you of your own agency, as stale "meta" builds force you to make an unfair choice between a fun weapon and an effective one. In short: Powerful weapons can't be too versatile, versatile weapons can't be too powerful.
Having said all that, after analyzing player feedback and the data we've collected over the past month, we found three biggest offenders of that principle:
SG-225 Breaker
RS-422 Railgun
SH-32 Shield Generator Backpack
All three of those were quite strong with too little downsides, overshadowing all other options on higher difficulty levels. So with this patch, they're getting significant downsides to balance their power. However, we strongly believe that the changes won't ruin this build, but rather help the affected items find their place among the other options and stay effective in capable hands.
On a more personal note, I know that having your favorite toy nerfed absolutely sucks. Investing countless hours into mastering a weapon is an incredible dedication from you. which is the main reason we're making this game in the first place. And then having that weapon weakened feels like a punishment for being too good at the game.
But I implore you not to compare a changed item with its older version, but to evaluate the existing one as it is and see if it still has a place in your heart.
We thank you for your dedication and commitment to spreading Democracy in the most optimal way possible! Now it's up to us to make it as fun and entertaining as we can
Oh and we also buffed a bunch of weapons as well!

 

Here’s the Review We Would Write if We Could Play Helldivers 2

 

That’s the entirety of the patch notes for Helldivers 2 Mar 6 Patch 01.000.100

WWE News: AEW Free Agent That WWE “Wants” Rumors Debunked

WWE News: Rumors about an AEW “free agent” and someone that WWE ‘wants’ are apparently greatly overexaggerated. 

According to a new report from Fightful Select, the unfounded rumors online around Ricky Starks apparently being a ‘free agent’ are in fact not true.

“Fightful asked around within AEW and were told that would be news to them, and also confirmed with those close to Starks that his contract is not up” Fightful reported.

Ricky Starks has not wrestled in AEW since he and Big Bill lost the AEW Tag Team Championships to Darby Allin and the now-retired Sting. 

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WWE News: Ricky Starks To WWE?

Fightful also confirmed that they do not have any further information regarding Starks’ contract and when it may be up. What we do know is that he is still All Elite and will likely be for some time at least.

The rumor mill started gaining traction when Cody Rhodes was accompanied by the AEW star at WrestleMania, with many believing that Starks would be the next name to jump ship, just like the American Nightmare.

It turned out that Jade Cargill and CM Punk would be those names that would eventually move over to the competition, although there is still a very good chance that Starks could do so at some point.

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Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #991 March 6, 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Mar 6.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

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Wordle Hint Today 991 March 6, 2024

Wordle Hint Today
Today’s Wordle Hint

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“Y”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“R”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“A”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“E”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“T”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 454 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “TEARY”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #990 March 5, 2024

 

Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024

FLAME

The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.

 

Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024

STATE

As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.

 

Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024

URBAN

The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.

 

Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024

FORTY

A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.

 

Wordle #985 For February 29, 2024

IMAGE

A visual representation or depiction of something, typically produced by photography, painting, drawing, or digital means.

 

Wordle #984 For February 28, 2024

DEVIL

A supernatural being, often depicted as evil, malevolent, or the adversary of God.

 

Wordle #983 For February 27, 2024

SENSE

As a noun, any of the five faculties through which stimuli from the external world are received and perceived: sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.

 

Wordle #982 For February 26, 2024

OFTEN

An adverb that indicates frequency or regularity of occurrence.

 

Wordle #981 For February 25, 2024

SMITH

A common surname of English origin.

A person who works with skill and craftsmanship in the creation of various objects.

 

Wordle #980 For February 24, 2024

PIPER

A musician who plays the bagpipes, a traditional wind instrument.

 

Wordle #979 For February 23, 2024

APART

Separate or detached from something else; not connected or joined together.

 

Wordle #978 For February 22, 2024

HEAVY

Used as an adjective to indicate having great weight; difficult to lift, move, or carry due to mass or density.

 

Wordle #977 For February 21, 2024

BUILD

Used as a verb most commonly: to construct, assemble, or create something, such as a structure, or object.

 

Wordle #976 For February 20, 2024

MATCH

To be equal or corresponding to something else in quality, quantity, or significance.

 

Wordle #975 For February 19, 2024

PRICE

The amount of money or value that must be paid or exchanged to acquire goods or services.

 

Wordle #974 For February 18, 2024

RIDGE

A long, narrow, elevated area of land that forms a crest or a continuous line along the top of a mountain, or hill.

 

Wordle #973 For February 17, 2024

PSALM

A sacred song or hymn, typically from a specific titular Biblical book, which is a collection of religious poems and prayers found in the Old Testament of the Bible.

 

Wordle #972 For February 16, 2024

STASH

As a noun: a secret or hidden supply of something, typically valuable or desirable items.

As a verb: to hide or store something away, often for future use or for safekeeping.

 

Wordle #971 For February 15, 2024

ASCOT

A type of necktie or cravat that is typically worn with formal attire. It consists of a narrow strip of fabric that is folded over and tied in a manner similar to a scarf, with the ends tucked into the collar of a shirt.

 

Wordle #970 For February 14, 2024

TALON

A sharp, hooked claw of a bird of prey or a predatory animal, particularly one used for seizing and grasping prey.

 

Wordle #969 For February 13, 2024

SCRAM

An informal or colloquial verb that means to leave or go away quickly, often in a hurried or abrupt manner.

 

Wordle #968 For February 12, 2024

PASTA

A type of Italian food made from a dough typically consisting of wheat flour, water, and sometimes eggs, which is formed into various shapes and then cooked by boiling or baking.

 

Wordle #967 For February 11, 2024

NEVER

An adverb that indicates the absence of something happening or occurring at any time in the past, present, or future.

 

Wordle #966 For February 10, 2024

FRIED

An adjective that describes food that has been cooked in oil or fat until it becomes crispy and golden brown on the outside.

 

Wordle #965 For February 9, 2024

STIFF

An adjective that means inflexible, or not easily bent.

 

Wordle #964 For February 8, 2024

PLACE

A specific point or area in space, indicating where something is situated or located.

 

Wordle #963 For February 7, 2024

AFTER

A preposition that denotes the period following a certain moment or event.

 

Wordle #962 For February 6, 2024

WHICH

A pronoun, as well as an interrogative word that is used to introduce a clause that provides additional information about a noun.

 

Wordle #961 For February 5, 2024

REPEL

A verb that means to push away or drive back forcefully, or to cause strong dislike or aversion.

 

Wordle #960 For February 4, 2024

VERGE

A point at which something is about to happen or undergo a change.

 

Wordle #959 For February 3, 2024

MICRO

A prefix meaning small used in scientific, technical, and everyday language to denote something tiny in size or on a miniature scale.

 

Wordle #958 For February 2, 2024

CLEFT

An adjective that describes something that is split or divided, often into two parts.

 

Wordle #957 For February 1, 2024

ALIVE

An adjective that is characterized by the presence of vital signs, such as respiration, heartbeat, and consciousness.

 

Wordle #956 For January 31, 2024

BULKY

An adjective used to describe something that is large, heavy, and takes up a lot of space.

Nintendo Honors Game Preservation Efforts by Enshrining Names of All Who Attempt It in Lawsuit

Nintendo honored game preservation efforts today by permanently enshrining the names of all who attempt it in a seemingly never ending downpour of lawsuits, according to flattered recipients.

“Wow, what an honor,” said one of the devs behind Citra. “I want to thank my family, my agents, and Mr. Cunningham, my high school computer science teacher who saw something in me when others didn’t and always knew one day I would receive this congratulatory legal notice.”

Games preservation is reportedly a highly regarded effort inside Nintendo, who has an entire department dedicated to keeping a list of names of all who contribute to it.

“I assure you we take this very seriously,” said Nintendo Head Council Takashima Hisao. “If you advance game preservation efforts even in the slightest we will come for you. We will find you. And we will honor you.”

The gaming community was reportedly warmed by Nintendo’s heartfelt pledge to honor every single last dirty rat involved in the game preservation movement. But not everyone was happy.

“I didn’t get any honorary legal notice — totally snubbed,” said developer Thomas Garrison, 34. “I’ve been running a small emulator for two years now and nothing? What the hell. Won’t someone please tell Nintendo about my the exact URL and description of my service?”

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