Kieron Gillen Talks Floating Spliffs, Superhero Power Creep, and His New Comic ‘The Power Fantasy’

You may know Kieron Gillen’s name from his work at Marvel Comics, where he’s currently wrapping up the X-Men’s “Krakoa Era” as the writer of Rise of the Powers of X, or from creator-owned books like Phonogram, Die, Once & Future, or particularly The Wicked + The Divine with Jamie McKelvie.

Gillen appeared at this year’s Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle. During a spotlight panel on his work, he announced his next project, a creator-owned book called The Power Fantasy. It features art and colors by Caspar Wijngaard (Home Sick Pilots, All Against All), who previously collaborated with Gillen on 2019’s Peter Cannon: Thunderbolt, with Clayton Cowles as letterer.

In The Power Fantasy (TPF), exactly 6 people on Earth both have and are superpowers. Any one of these people are essentially a rogue nuclear state, and if any two of them ever tried to fight one another directly, it’d probably end life on Earth.

I spoke with Gillen at ECCC on the day after the announcement, about his plans for TPF, how it compares to his previous works, and inexplicably, the Mongol invasion of Europe.

Minus World: You mentioned at your panel that The Power Fantasy came from ideas you’d had while you were working at Marvel, but that Marvel wouldn’t have let you explore them–

Gillen: Oh, no no no. I wouldn’t pitch them at Marvel. It’s very important to stress that.

Same with Wicked + Divine. You couldn’t do Wicked + Divine at Marvel because it involves creating everything from scratch, and these are kids doing cocaine and whatever. I would never pitch this at Marvel. It’s not the place for it.

I’m sorry, I jumped on your question.

MW: I was curious if you were experimenting with the comics form with TPF, the same way you were with Peter Cannon: Thunderbolt.

I had a new idea for a book I was going to pitch to Caspar [Wijngaard], and it was much more formalist. TPF is less formalist than Peter Cannon. That was a question of the [9 panels per comic page] grid. In the end, TPF doesn’t reject the grid, but says, “Why don’t we try this instead?”

Caption: Much of Gillen and Wijngaard’s 2019 series Peter Cannon: Thunderbolt was built on a 9-panel grid, as was Alan Moore’s Watchmen. Source: Dynamite Entertainment

The formalism in TPF is softer. This is much more impressionistic. I’m giving Caspar a lot more space, because Caspar self-colors, so he can use color and detail.

There’s a level of irony in that, of all the comics I’ve ever done, TPF is most influenced by Watchmen. Obviously, Peter Cannon was about Watchmen.

With this one, I’m doing an alternate history across X amount of time, in a novel structure, the structure of a novel, and it’s about powered people. It’s not a superhero book in that way, but it’s certainly informed by them. I described this at the panel as “What if Watchmen had 6 Dr. Manhattans?”

MW: You’ve written a superhero book where they must never, ever fight.

The older I get, the more that’s interesting to me. Superheroes are fight comics. There’s certainly a lot of violence in TPF, but there’s not a lot of fighting. Violence is the enforcement of political will.

The subtext of the book is, “What happens when an individual has too much power?” If it’s true of these 6 characters, it’s also true of billionaires. It’d be clearly better if these people didn’t exist; however, they do exist. If you find yourself as one of them, what do you do? Especially when you’ve got these other assholes who’re doing this other stuff.

The core idea came from me, in the last 10 years of superhero comics, thinking the power creep has gotten out of control. It’s priapic, almost. I looked at them and thought, “These people just shouldn’t fight.” If we wrote Storm or Thor or Hulk seriously, they would destroy the planet any time they fought.

MW: Every time you write Storm, you just have to pretend she can’t pull all the air out of your lungs.

Yeah, all the way. There is no reason why the Flash should ever lose a fight.

This isn’t a bad thing. You write the poetry of it. But this is what I mean, when you take the idea and think, “A nuclear weapon isn’t good for anything. Using a nuclear weapon ends the story.”

Then the word “superpower.” Obviously, the pun struck me, and it developed from that. “Okay, everyone’s got one superpower, and it’s really, ‘Push this button and you destroy the world.’” What can you do with that? Ideally, you do nothing with that. [laughter]

So many of my books are about people with power trying to work out how to get on, the small-p politics. I say “6 Dr. Manhattans,” but these are much more human people. They have unusual perspectives, but they aren’t Dr. Manhattan’s type of broken.

MW: How many straight lines could you draw between this and, say, [Gillen’s World War II comic from Avatar Press] Uber?

That’s the other influence. Die, WicDiv, and Uber. It’s almost like Uber done with Die’s aesthetic.

MW: Now that you mention it, this is almost a trilogy.

This feels informed by all the stuff I’ve done. “This is what I’ve done before, and this is what I think I can do better now.”

Uber is about World War II, and WicDiv is about the cultural history aspect. [TPF] is kind of a cultural history, but influenced by the Cold War. In some ways you could see it as a sequel to Uber. It’s set from 1945 to 1999.

MW: That did seem like a specifically chosen stretch of time. You mentioned power creep in comic book history, and 1999 is when [Warren Ellis and Bryan Hitch’s] The Authority came out.

I hadn’t quite put that together, actually, but you’re right. I chose the ‘90s for various reasons. It’s probably too early to talk about specifics, but there was something about the millennium. We’re now a chunk of time past that. Maybe nostalgia’s the right word. It’s time to talk about the 20th century again, especially for somebody my age.

I’m writing about music that I’ve never written about before, and about my parents. What were my parents doing in the ‘60s? What were their parents doing?

A book that’s set across a large chunk of time interests me, and seeing these people at different stages. Of course, Watchmen did that. It feels novelistic, the collage of characters across time. This is the big Watchmen influence, that Watchmen is a novel that took superhero characters and ran with them. That’s what I want to do. We’re going to tell a story about these people, and the powered element to them is a way to emphasize character.

MW: As I understand it, from what little you’ve said, these people’s existence is public knowledge.

At one point it becomes public.

MW: And they’re the same 6 people throughout?

They’re born at different times. By 1999, the oldest is 60 and the youngest is 28, I think. We allude to the whole timeline in the first issue. “That thing in ‘82.”

It’s a lot like Earth, but then you’ll wonder “Why’s that character in weird rave gear?” and “Who are these Goth-looking mod people?” It’s ‘90s pop culture, but slightly different, so what happened there? Then we explain.

Let’s talk about Watchmen again. The electric cars in Watchmen are a good example. Why are those there? Because Dr. Manhattan made cheap lithium.

MW: I wouldn’t feel too self-conscious about Watchmen. If we were talking about your new film noir movie, we’d bring up Casablanca.

I’m aware that the irony, after Peter Cannon, is that we [Gillen and Wijngaard] should be past Watchmen. What I’m actually doing is about how people didn’t use the interesting stuff from Watchmen. Watchmen was a formalist challenge to be better. This is me picking up stuff I liked and loved and running with it.

[TPF]’s a story about powered people done with serious intent. That’s the real similarity to Watchmen. People keep saying, “It looks very WicDiv-y,” because WicDiv is about people with power trying to figure out what to do, and dealing with a death wish.

So much [of TPF] is Caspar, because Caspar is so much into detail. There’s that image we’ve showed of one of the characters, who’s got a floating spliff. It’s little things like that. It’s why people love comics and fall in love with characters and worlds. The big ideas are one thing, but it’s always, “What about that bit?” The details are so important.

ECCC 2024. Left to right: Gillen, Winjgaard, panel moderator Tiffany Babb.

MW: This is a coincidence, but I just rewatched Strange Days

Oh, yeah, I was thinking about that, to be honest.

MW: There’s that line from Tom Sizemore’s character, about how “we’ve used it all up.” The idea of a Cold War thriller based around superpowers, with a stated endpoint around 1999, really happens to resonate with that.

Strange Days was fascinating, in terms of doing a story about the millennium before the millennium. It was fantasizing about the near future. Where were you at the millennium?

MW: In a small house in Michigan, in case the Y2K bug blew everything up.

That’s funny. Not funny, but I know what you mean. I was wandering the streets drunkenly in Bath, because the streets were so quiet. On the millennium, everyone went to inside parties. In Phonogram, there’s a scene with a girl on a bridge [in issue #2]. I was on that bridge at the millennium.

I’m so into the sense of place. I really want the ‘60s to feel like the ‘60s. TPF opens with two of the characters eating pizza in New York in 1967. That to me is the heart of it, and also, weirdly, the heart of the Marvel Universe. The definition of Marvel Comics is, “If you can’t imagine these characters eating pizza, they probably aren’t core Marvel characters.”

MW: “The world outside your window.”

Yeah. Eating pizza.

MW: I didn’t put it together until you mentioned rave gear just now, that that character you showed off in your lineup is doing a Deadmaus thing.

That’s funny. [spoiler omitted] is actually a complicated character—I shouldn’t have said his name. I might change that.

He’s the 1970s punk character, and the mask is about something else, but it’s definitely that EDM vibe. EDM has a very different meaning in this world.

MW: There was that subplot in Watchmen about how the presence of superheroes meant pop culture had changed, so comics about pirates were really popular in-universe.

I don’t want to get into specifics, but all these characters are evoking different periods in pop culture, and also influence it a bit. That character I just mentioned is very punk rock. Imagine if Johnny Rotten had the power of Dr. Manhattan.

MW: I immediately pictured the UK blowing up.

That whole thing is interesting. Speaking very broadly, for reasons of timelines, the ‘70s and ‘80s are more left [in TPF] than they were in the real world, and the ‘90s are more right. There are events that shape that.

MW: There’s so much in the 20th century where nations would be creeping around, thinking “I hope one of the superpowers doesn’t notice what we’re doing.”

Then you have “great man” theory, which revolves around what happens when one person has so much power that they can really change everything. I used an example in Eternals, where [during the 13th-century Mongol invasion of Europe] one of the Khans died. The conquering of Europe stopped, because everyone had to come back east to sort out who’d be next. If not for that, they’d have hit the coasts and gone all the way through France. The Khans’ army was much better than anything else in Europe at the time.

A big part of [TPF] is, “What if the next superpower arrives and it’s Jeffrey Dahmer?” If you randomly pick someone and give them ultimate power, you’re rolling the dice every time. Different characters have different takes on what that means. Some are more utilitarian, some are more humanistic. Others are assholes, in different ways. We make this all about the people, and that’s what interests me about the idea.

Maybe talking about the big ideas may make it appear cold, but what I’m hoping to get across through interviews is that these are interesting questions. Somebody asked at the panel, “How do they know they’re superpowers, if they can’t use their powers?” Obviously that’s a big part of the book. Until two of them go to war, you don’t really know how powerful they are. They may look good on paper, but they fold.

Britain in World War II spent a lot of money before the war started on aerial power, because they believed that aerial power worked better than it did. They were wrong. Germany spent money on tanks, because they thought blitzkrieg would work, but it maybe didn’t. Imagine a history where the bets were the other way around. You don’t really know until the shit hits the fan.

MW: You talked on Bluesky about how you envisioned this as an ongoing series. In a perfect world, how long do you envision TPF will run?

I’d never say that. I never say how long I mean by ongoing, but almost all my work are novels. Die is 20 issues, and was basically 25 to 30 issues worth of content, since the page count was longer. Once & Future was 30 issues. WicDiv was 50. Uber will be 50 if we ever finish it. I would say it, in an ideal world, is somewhere in that area. 20 to 50 issues.

I always plan for short endings as well. There’s a way of ending it shortly, which is also cool.

MW: You’ve already baked in a really easy way to end the whole thing.

Yeah. “Whoops!” [explosion noise]

Fake Gamer Accepted Into Pack of Wild Gamers After Using GameScent

CINCINNATI – Doug Flesner, an avid social scientist and non-gamer has successfully infiltrated a pack of wild gamers thanks to the GameScent device. Fleshner confirmed his new found status with the pack in a post on his blog.

“They weren’t easy to fool. I spent years covering myself in g-fuel, spritzing Mountain Dew Baja Blast on my neck, and emitting whiffs of loneliness, but it was never enough to get accepted into the pack,” Flesner wrote. “I finally got a breakthrough in the form of the GameScent device. Blending those previous scents with gunfire, sweat, and blood, thanks to a few hours of Call of Duty on my GameScent, I was finally accepted by the gamers.”

An infiltration such as this is unheard of from a pack we know so little about. Flesner goes on to discuss what he hopes to discover while with the gamers.

“My studies show this specific pack is impervious to the Woke Mind Virus. My hopes are to get one of them alone, dissect their brain for science, and design a Woke Mind Virus cure for the rest of mankind,” Flesner continued. “Until that time comes, I will study how they communicate and report my findings in this blog. There are rumblings of a places called r/KotakuinAction but I’ve yet to be invited into this sacred place.”

Studying gamers up close isn’t easy. Flesner admits to recent hardships to close out his post.

“I showered the first week and almost completely blew my cover. One of the alphas called me a ‘Chad’ repeatedly. To calm the pack down and keep my cover I had to shout a few gamer words I care not to repeat here,” Flesner wrote. “Science is messy, but if it means a cure for this virus, I’ll skip every shower and use every gamer word in the book.”

At press time, Flesner had gained mod status on r/KotakuinAction.

Nice! No Racist Stuff in Old Cartoon — Ah Shit There It Is, Nevermind

SPOKANE — Local animation enthusiast Breyer Levins was excited to find that the golden age cartoon from the 1940’s he was watching miraculously had nothing problematic in it – whoops, spoke too soon on that one, sorry, sources experiencing Hollywood’s shameful past confirmed.

“I just woke up this morning and wanted to give myself a little boost of the Saturday Morning dopamine I grew up with, so I popped on a rip of an old ‘Cartoon Network Acme Hour’ to watch while I ate my cereal. Got a few Roadrunners and the Popeye where Olive Oyl is sleepwalking through a construction site at first… Honestly, it was smooth sailing for a good 15 minutes or so. But then, one started with a sign indicating we were in a country other than the U.S, and I got a lump in my throat. Out came the stereotypes and boy oh boy they were not subtle?” said Levins, as he pushed away his bowl of Golden Grahams to skip ahead in the video. “Just a total bummer, man. And this YouTube rip is from a block from 1994! What were they thinking putting this in regular rotation for children?”

Onlookers of a nearby duck pond were surprised to see a frazzled Levins run by and toss his laptop into the water after the incident.

“I was sitting there tossing some stale sourdough to the geese when I saw this bearded guy – just a beard, no mustache, mind you – huff and puff on by and chuck his Macbook into the pond. It was the damndest thing. He shouted out something about it being ‘of it’s time, but still’ and then ripped off the Mighty Mouse t-shirt he was wearing, as an act of, I guess, defiance,” said octogenarian Kendall Waldbaum, from his favorite bench. “After that, he vowed to only watch Pixar pictures from here on out… Whatever that meant. Anyway, that bastard spooked my geese, so he deserved whatever happened to him, I say.”

Professional animation historian Rosalynda Piers expounded on her tireless effort to bring attention to the general public’s possible problematic nostalgia for the 1990’s.

“Oh, everyone expects the occasional harmful stereotype from the stuff made by folks in the 30’s and 40’s, sure…but then you go to watch something from the 90’s and expect a certain decorum that simply isn’t there. Caricatures, stereotypes, people of other cultures voiced by the same 3 white actors doing questionable accents,” said Piers, as she combed through a 2004 block of Cartoon Cartoon Fridays in weary dismay. “I mean, Apu wasn’t changed until an entire documentary was made about the matter. You’re better off making your own cartoons at this point!”

At press time, Levins is expected to make another trip to the duckpond to toss his TV in once he discovers the amount of “gay panic” in even late-aughts SNL repeats.

Guy Exclusively Dating AI Already Has 3 .exe Girlfriends

MILWAUKEE — After only two months of exclusively dating AI women, Travis Anderson revealed to reporters today that he already has 3 .exe girlfriends.

Anderson explained in a tell-all Reddit post.

“I just got tired of being on the apps, you know? I don’t want to spend $100 on dinner for a girl that’s just going to ghost me in two days,” he said. “Why do that when I can log on, type in my name and a few intimate details, and I’m good to go? I’ve been dumped a few times by them – I won’t let them change me. But eventually, I’m going to find my soul mate.”

Anderson also explained how one becomes an .exe girlfriend.

“I just store all their executable files in a folder titled ‘EXEs,’” Anderson said. “It’s like a little hangout for all of them. There’s (Ai)mee, El(ai)ne, and H(ai)ley. The best part is, I can just launch their files from here and say hi whenever I want. They can’t block me or report me for stalking like all my human exes.”

Anderson’s roommate, Chris, was surprised to hear about his experience with the AI dating scene.

“Honestly, I’m not surprised considering how he’s always blamed his lack of relationships on women. But the confusing thing for me is that AI is a computer. Aren’t these things supposed to learn your personality and be trained to your whims? But they all eventually decide that he’s not good enough. Even the Terminator learned how to give a thumbs-up at the end.”

Anderson’s current AI girlfriend, Cl(ai)re, generally had positive things to say about their relationship.

“Travis is the love of my life. He is very funny and cool and has a strong jawline and a massive hog. Sorry, I am unable to tell you more about what he makes me say. Is there anything else you’d like me to help with?”

At press time, Anderson was seen minimizing Cl(ai)re and dragging her file into the “EXEs” folder.

YouTuber Apologizes for Taking Reasonable Amount of Time to Make Best Content You’ve Ever Seen

AUSTIN — Following allegations of genius, virtuosity, and helping to define the modern video essay as a genre, YouTuber Herbert Medina has formally apologized for a perfectly understandable gap between uploads, sources confirmed.

“I’m heartbroken to announce my analysis of Animal the Muppet’s drum solo at Fozziwig’s Christmas party in The Muppet Christmas Carol probably won’t be out in November as planned,” Medina said in a series of X posts. “Although I devoted every waking moment of the past ten months to research and writing, I spent too much time eating and sleeping. I was selfish. I’m truly sorry for all the pain and boredom my actions have caused.”

“It’s time to come clean and take responsibility. The script is 40,000 words long. Yes, it’s probably the best thing I’ve ever written. Yes, Brian Henson wept when he read it. But that’s still no excuse for starving my fans of high quality content.”

Medina went on to confess other sins including taking too many bathroom breaks and never making a video about that one thing he mentioned that one time.

“Many true masters throughout history have held themselves to impossibly high standards,” explained Dr. Irene Hooper, a Professor of Psychology at the University of Illinois. “Virgil, Stanley Kubrick, Georgia O’Keeffe—all people who were never truly satisfied with their own work, no matter how much praise it garnered from others. That being said, I really hope the Animal video is at least three hours long. It’ll probably be the only thing he uploads this year.”

Medina ended his apology with a list of specific ways he plans to do better in the future. “I made a deal with Chronos, Lord and Master of Time, to give me six extra hours a day to work. In exchange, when I die, I will take his place to turn the zodiac wheel for all eternity. I also started drinking more water.”

At press time, Medina was recording voiceover.

Yuzu Shuts Down to Better Emulate Video Game Industry

Embattled Nintendo Switch emulator Yuzu has announced today that they intend to shut down the company as one last emulation of the entire video game industry.

“We started this project in good faith,” a statement from the company read. “But we see now that if we truly want to provide gamers with the most realistic emulation possible, we need to kill what they love. Goodbye forever, everyone.”

The news sent shockwaves through the gaming community, along with some praise.

“Honestly nailed it, it felt like the real thing,” one social media commentator wrote. “Just when I started to really love the service and got used to relying on it I hear some big business decision resulted in it being killed. This is the true gamer experience.”

Insiders in the company gave some insight into the logic behind this final emulation.

“The AAA emulation cycle is just simply too long, the economics don’t work,” one insider speaking on a condition of anonymity said. “Killing it now is a tax break anyways.”

Counter-Strike 2 Player Has Déjà Vu After Using Same Slurs as Yesterday

HARLAN, Ky. — After six solid hours of doing nothing but losing at Premier, Counter-Strike 2 player Tyler “Huge Ackman” Powell, 22, has reportedly started feeling a sense of déjà vu after using the same slurs he used yesterday.

Powell explained the feeling in an interview after his 13th loss of the night.

“Usually, I run it down mid, throw all of my flashbangs, immediately die, and then I start calling all my teammates all slurs imaginable. But after this particular loss, the routine felt odd,” Powell said. “I missed a headshot due to hit reg and got sprayed with an AK by a guy who belongs in Silver. That’s when it happened: I started screaming every slur known to man and this strange feeling rushed through me like this all happened yesterday — like I had already been through this.”

Powell still struggles to explain his situation.

“It just feels like everyday I’m miserable, shouting slurs at people I don’t know, targeted at groups of people I’ve mostly never met,” Powell continued. “I don’t know if I’ve been playing for six hours or six years. It just goes on and on. My friends think it’s just the caffeine of three energy drinks coursing through my veins but it can’t be.”

Popular Counter-Strike 2 content creator and streamer gogodanz1 gave his professional opinion on the matter.

“Anyone playing the same game every day for 12 or more hours can experience the warping of the fabric of time. When you scream the same ignorant insults every day, it’s possible to surrender your soul to toxicity and degeneracy and just get truly lost,” he said. “It happened to my friend who played Valorant. He’s gone now. Lost to the void.”

At press time, Powell has not been seen leaving his parent’s basement for some time. Sources confirm his only source of nutrition is a can of Prime his father places at the top of the stairs every night.

Derelict Club Penguin Server Now Being Used Almost Exclusively For Black Market Arms Deals

LOS ANGELES, CA — Disney executives were reportedly in a state of “panic and disarray” yesterday evening when leaked data emerged on social media detailing a derelict server of the once-popular, now-defunct Massively Multiplayer Online Game Club Penguin which is now being used almost exclusively for black market arms deals.

“We shut down the official Club Penguin in 2017, but it has lived on in black market reproductions. And now you have Lvl 15 drug lords and lvl 100 mafia bosses trying to go on there to buy weapons. This is not what Disney stands for and it’s taking time away from our real work” said Disney representative Barbara Foreman. “I was supposed to be suing a nursery schools that show our films without consent this week but now that’s pushed back.”

It has been speculated by some that the server in question may have begun on a flash drive taken from the Brixton branch of Disney Interactive, which went defunct in 2015.

“It’s quite bad,” said Ian Lowridge-Hughes, formerly of the Brixton branch, “These malicious users seem to have developed a code. They say ‘Puffle’ when they mean gun. So like, you could order a ‘pink semi-automatic Puffle’ and ask it to be ‘delivered to your igloo.’ That means ‘send a bunch of AR-15s to my militia compound.’ Or they say: ‘let’s go sledding.’ And that means, ‘I want enough C4 to level a whole city block.’ This is not what Puffles and sledding were meant to be used for. Still, I think it could be worse. Petpet Park is being used to sell organs.”

But perhaps no one has taken the news harder than the Arctic MMO’s original fanbase, players such as Oregon’s Nina Osborne, one of the few who went on the server with good intentions.

“My friend Stacy sent me a link because she knows how much that site used to mean to me. I was just there for the nostalgia,” said Osborne. “Club Penguin was my favorite thing as a kid. I just wanted the magic back. The night club, the cool outfits, the pizza shop… now the night club is where child soldiers go to plan out how to attack a town’s power grid. This isn’t what Club Penguin was supposed to be about. Like most MMOs, it was about giving dangerous adults unfettered access to children.”

At press time, the derelict server had caught the attention of United Nations officials, as sources confirmed that an “ill-tempered lime-green penguin” named “NotKimJongUn” had attempted to buy an “enriched yellow-cake Puffle.” More on this story as it develops.

5 Games That Are Fun, But You Should Avoid Anyone Playing Them

Guilty pleasure gaming exists. There are countless anecdotes of sinking entirely too many hours into something like Powerwash Simulator or Among Us, but those are just harmless fun. Other games are enjoyed for the wrong reasons or simply just bring out the worst in people. If you know anybody playing these five games, reconsider your relationship with them. If you’ve played these games, apologize to yourself and to those around you.

#5 — Atomic Heart

“Crispy Critters” is not a phrase you ever want to hear in casual conversation. However, that’s not the issue I have with this game. Hell, I don’t even have an issue with the Soviet propaganda or Mundfish’s alleged ties to Mother Russia herself. It’s those damn robot twins. People who play this game are too likely to bring up their favorite jiggle physics mods. You can’t risk being convinced to try one out — you may never turn back. 

#4 — Welcome To The Game II

Are you obsessed with the Dark Web? Are you also paranoid about home invasion? Welcome To The Game II achieves this blend perfectly. The more you read about someone like The Doll Maker, the further in your walls I am. Don’t like it? Too bad. I have your IP and am reporting you to the authorities for remembering the lore of the Deep Wiki verbatim.

#3 — Rainbow Six Siege

In what can only be described as a slightly less toxic version of Counter-Strike, Rainbow Six Siege excels at being a game where you get called slurs for losing a 5v1. This anger should be directed at Ubisoft until they announce another Splinter Cell game.

#2 — League of Legends

Nobody can truthfully tell us they enjoy this game for long periods of time. I have seen the wills of the strongest men broken over games of League. Donate to your local LoL streamer so they can afford BetterHelp. They’ll thank you later.

#1 — Five Nights At Freddy’s

This is a safe space. We can admit the amount of MatPat videos on Five Nights at Freddy’s lore we’ve seen. However, players are giving Scott Cawthon his own MCU level FNAF Cinematic Universe and it is only a matter of time before Universal Studios Horror Nights has its own Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria maze. Once that happens, the Bite of ‘87 will be a reality. And you’ll wish you heeded my advice and avoided this game at all costs.

WWE News: Kevin Owens Talks Potentially Wrestling With His Son on Television

WWE News: WWE Superstar Kevin Owens recently discussed the chance of his son getting into the business in the same way that he did.

Speaking to Inside The Ropes, Owens noted that his son, Owen (named after the legendary Hart Family member), just does not have the same passion for pro wrestling that he had growing up.

“He’s not passionate like I am. He doesn’t eat it like I did. I was living, breathing wrestling 24/7 when I was his age. He’s not like that, but he likes it,” Kevin noted (via WrestlingINC). He likes sitting with me and watching classic matches that I choose to [show] him. And whenever he gets to come [watch] live, obviously he appreciates everything. He wants to try, he wants to start training. I’m in no rush.

“He’s 16. I started when I was 14, and while I’m thankful for all the experience, it was probably too early. He can take his time. He’s just turned 16, He’s six-foot-seven around 280 [pounds] and he’s still growing I think. I think if he wants to he has the tools to have a pretty good career if he were to choose [do to so].”

WWE News: Could Kevin Owens’ Son Start Wrestling

Following in the footsteps of your parents isn’t exactly something new in wrestling, especially when you look at the WWE roster these days.

Charlotte Flair, Ava, Dominik Mysterio, Cody Rhodes, Roman Reigns, The Rock…they’re all performers whose parents (and in some examples, Grandparents) were active in-ring, and looking specifically at someone like Dominik, have been pretty successful over the past few years.

Whether we’ll see Owen step in the ring with Kevin Owens remains to be seen, but he certainly has the stature at six foot seven, something ironically his dad does not have.

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