Top 20 Muppets Ranked By How Much Cocaine They Did In The ’70s And ’80s

Posted on by Garry Kerls

By the end of the 1970s the Muppets were a household name. The smash hit, The Muppet Show had become a global sensation due in part its ability to be easily dubbed over in any language, giving the fuzzy ensemble prime time airplay across the world. This immense fame could crack even the strongest wills, and the Muppets were no exception. Like many before them, and many to come after, The Muppets fell into the drug fueled underbelly of show business. Here are 20 Muppets ranked by how much cocaine they did in the ’70s and ’80s. 

#20. Animal

It may be surprising for you to learn that Animal is straight edge. Hasn’t touched the stuff. His barbarous nature comes from love and passion for his lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

#19. Dr. Benson Honeydew

As a man of science, Dr. Benson Honeydew would much rather study the effects of a drug rather than taking it himself. This is what began a decades long study into cocaine and how it affects tubular laboratory assistants. 

#18. Sam The Eagle

Sam fights his demons like a true American, by drinking a case of Miller Lite and defending the Second Amendment on Reddit.  

#17. Swedish Chef

Cocaine is below the high status Swedish Chef. He would much rather take designer drugs at the discotheque to better feel the beat of the tambourine. 

#16. Cookie Monster

Cocaine isn’t the only drug that ravaged this famed ensemble. Cookie Monster has been a junkie for the combination of flour, sugar, eggs, butter, and vanilla since 1969. 

#15. Fozzy Bear

At his lowest point, Fozzy let out a guttural “Waka Waka” after doing a line, and knew he needed to get help. Since the ’80s Fozzy Bear has been an advocate for sobriety and was an integral member of both Robert Downey Jr. and John Mulaney’s interventions.

#14. Beaker

Beaker spoke coherently before his cocaine endeavors. His vocabulary consisted of at least three words. The awful drug turned the once prominent scientist into a hollow meep of a meep. 

#13. Janice

Janice claims her introductory bump at an SNL after party was the first time she truly “felt.” She’s more into heroin these days. 

#12. Statler & Waldorf

From “Life Within the Balcony Box,” Statler and Wladorf’s tell-all memoir, they write, “Nothing gave us more confidence to shout our opinions during a production than a speedball to the dome.”

#11. Oscar The Grouch

Oscar misses the coke fueled days of Sesame Street before the gentrification. Ever since those alphabet-loving, progressively diverse residents moved in, the street has never been the same.

#10. Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy hasn’t felt her face since 1975. C’mon, you really think those emotional karate outbursts aren’t fueled by cocaine? 

#9. Scooter

After developing a full blown addiction in the 80s, Scooter found his way into the world of Hollywood executives, managing stars like Ariana Grande and Demi Lovato.

#8. Rizzo The Rat

Before joining The Muppets, Rizzo spent his days up-selling blow to cast members of The Muppet Show. His wisecracking presence backstage soon became a global sensation on televisions across the world. 

#7. Bert

Ever wonder why Bert is always putting up with Ernie’s bullshit? It’s because Ernie is his coke dealer. Bert gets a lucrative friends and family discount. 

#6. Ernie

Ernie didn’t want to be a part of the cocaine business, until he fell in love. Rubber Ducky, Ernie’s longtime partner, got him hooked on blow and sent his life into a downward spiral that John Singleton would love to direct. 

#5. Pepe The King Prawn

Pepe’s knowledge of blow was so impressive that Netflix hired the coke sniffing crustacean as an on-set consultant for their original series Narcos.

#4. Rolf The Dog

The Muppet Show’s resident pianist loved keys in more than one sense of the word. But Rolf is a consummate professional who can juggle drugs and work better than Stephen King in the ’80s.

#3. Gonzo

Gonzo is a chicken loving stunt man with a nose built for blow. His tear jerking ballad from The Muppet Movie, “I’m Going to Go Back There Someday” was originally about his first bump of coke, and the high he’s been chasing ever since. 

#2. Kermit The Frog

In 1979 Kermit was simultaneously filming his debut film, shooting the fourth season of the global sensation, The Muppet Show, and guest hosting The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson. It was backstage at this prestigious late night institution that Kermit first fell victim to the white powder. How else could he juggle being the most famous frog in the world?

#1. Dr. Teeth

Before cocaine, Dr. Teeth worked as an accountant from Boise, Idaho named John Collins. John coached his son’s tee-ball team and attended the local theater to support his wife’s acting career. It’s a shame that cocaine turned him into the gold toothed front-man of the Electric Mayhem. 

What is the Most Hated Video Game in Each State?

Posted on by Mark Roebuck

 

We recently conducted an extensive survey and reported back on the most popular video game in each of the United States. As informative as our research was, we found most people to be very forthcoming about the games they didn’t like, often without asking. Sometimes well after we’d insisted our interview was over and we’d gotten the information that we needed. Nevertheless, when we gathered our notes, it turns out that people in different parts of the country hate different games for all different reasons. It’s kind of a beautiful thing, when you think about it. This melting pot of ours. Here is the most hated video game in each state! 

 

Alabama: PowerWash Simulator

“The blood stays on the knife,” says Liam Neeson to his young son before a battle in the film Gangs of New York. In Alabama they feel the same way about mud on the truck. 

Alaska: Stardew Valley

A place with extreme weather and a public transit system composed of dogs, Stardew Valley is just super boring to the kind folks in Alaska. “Nothing personal, Stardew Valley,” Alaska was quoted as saying for this piece. 

Arizona: SnowRunner

They don’t even sell this game in Arizona. They voted on it! 

Arkansas: Mortal Kombat 1

You don’t just forget your history one day. That’s the state motto of Arkansas, at least. 

California: The Apprentice Starring Donald Trump 

We get it California, you’re soooo liberal!

Colorado: Police Simulator: Patrol Officers

Tied with every one of those other stupid games where you pretend to be a cop. 

Connecticut: Resident Evil

No one is sure why, but a shocking number of Connecticut residents are convinced that all of these games happened for real, even the shit with like, the President’s daughter and all that. I don’t get it, but I’m just writing up what we found here. 

Delaware: Starfield 

That thing where you can’t land on a gas planet really pissed ’em off in Delaware. 

Florida: Death Stranding

They don’t want to think about this kind of stuff down there yet. 

Georgia: Elden Ring

The minimum wage in Georgia is fucking $7.25 an hour, dude. They don’t need this kind of shit in their lives on top of that, you know? 

Hawaii: Silent Hill

Silent Hill scares ‘em shitless in Hawaii. The snow alone would be enough, but then all that weird stuff starts happening too. 

Idaho: Stray

The cat-to-person ratio in Idaho is too close for comfort. They worry a thing like this means they’re fully taking over. 

Illinois: Madden 24

The new Madden game is as accurate to real life as ever, much to the dismay of Chicago Bears fans.

Indiana: Mario Hoops 3-on-3 

After what was interpreted an insult to the sanctity of basketball, Mario was made an outlaw, and subsequent games and the recent film have been banned in the state. God help the Indiana boy whose father discovers a copy of this game under his bed. 

Iowa: 12 Minutes

I asked my buddy Parker, who’s from Iowa, and he said the loop-based 12 Minutes. Poor guy hates this game, and here I am asking him so speak for Iowa every week when I write one of these, making his life feel like some goddamn loop. Sorry, Parker. 

Kansas: The Lion King 

Kansas is convinced that the classic Disney adaptation is the reason the weird Wizard of Oz game on SNES didn’t gain a larger audience. Yeah Kansas, I bet that’s it. 

Kentucky: The Oregon Trail 

One man from Kentucky told me, “If getting to Oregon’s the point of the game, I’m just gonna drown us all in the first river I see!” 

Louisiana: Trombone Champ 

People in Louisiana resent that any asshole in the world can play ‘When the Saints Go Marching In’ now. 

Maine: Crash Bandicoot series 

Crash is cute and cuddly to most of the country, but to the Bandicoot-ravaged communities of Maine, the character remains sicker and more twisted than anything Stephen King has ever written. 

Maryland: Ori and the Will of the Wisps 

“That’s nawt a true Metrahdvania ’cause it doesn’t have progressive nahn-lineaharity,” they all told me. 

Massachusetts: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 

Most of the country agrees that the Pro Skater games are stone cold classics, but in Massachusetts, they ride for their boy Andy MacDonald and the one skating game he put out on the Dreamcast. You have to admire that loyalty, but damn, you guys are missing out! 

Michigan: WWF No Mercy 

Similar to Massachusetts, where most of the world sees a beloved wrestling game for the Nintendo 64, most Michiganders were never able to see past the unforgivable exclusion of the Insane Clown Posse’s Violent J. 

Minnesota: Mario 64

While the rest of the country loved this platforming classic, Minnesotans objected to their homeland’s harsh portrayal in Cool, Cool Mountain. 

Mississippi: Yo! Noid

Most have forgotten The Noid, the short-lived Domino’s Pizza mascot that bullied, upset, and generally terrorized people, and a smaller, prouder few have grown to love him. The people of Mississippi, however, have never forgiven, and certainly haven’t forgotten. 

Missouri: N/A

Missouri talked our ear off, but refused to name a game they didn’t like. They’re just too nice. 

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Starfield Best Mods Guide: The Top 10 Mods to Use

Posted on by Michelle Pereira

Enjoying Starfield but experiencing some annoyance with certain elements of the user interface or gameplay mechanics? Mods can fix that. While the files themselves are tiny, the systems they affect make Starfield a vastly improved experience. This Starfield guide will list ten of the most useful mods for the game, without conflicting with one another.

Cleanfield by Gametism: Starfield Mods

Your very first mod for Starfield should be this one, which cuts down on all the loading screens, logos, and warnings, before you get to the main menu. How much time could that possibly be? A nearly twenty second intro is shaved down to less than two seconds.

Cleanfield – A No-Intro Videos and Clean Menu Fix at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

Starfield FOV by Hellstorm102: Mods for Starfield

First-person games always seem to suffer from tunnel vision with their highly restrictive default field of view (FOV) values. While there may be technical or stylistic reasons for these design choices, this mod gives you, the player, all the leeway you could want with adjusting the FOV to your heart’s content.

Starfield FOV at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

Compact Inventory UI by Stentorious

Starfield’s default inventory user interface has so many categories that it necessitates the use of a scrollbar to view the bottom three groups. This mod compacts the UI by eliminating dead space without affecting readability, making all categories immediately visible. The effect obviously also carries over into sub categories, with compact displaying 12 items on screen at a time, instead of 9 by default. The mod’s slim variant, pictured above, will display as many as 17 items at a stretch, but you may have issues with reading the font size. It works with all item menus, such as vendor buy & sell, and your ship’s own cargo hold.

Compact Inventory UI at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

Compact Mission UI by Stentorious: Starfield UI Mods

Not much needs to be said here, as it does pretty much exactly what the mod above does, just for the Mission user interface, allowing you to view up to 15 ongoing missions, as opposed to just 10 by default.

Compact Mission UI at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

Icon Sorting Tags – Starfield Edition by McGuffin

Starfield is a serial looter’s nightmare–there is just so much stuff to pick up. You picked up every flower in Skyrim, and you’ll be picking up every paper cup in Starfield. However, if you’d like a little more discernment when looting, this mod will apply helpful little icons to every item-related menu, even in the game world, indicating what the item is and does. On top of that, consumables will let you know exactly what their effects will be upon consumption.

Icon Sorting Tags – Starfield Edition

Responsive Grabbing by Seb263: Best Starfield Mods

While you can lift objects up in Starfield, the mechanic is quite cumbersome because of the delay programmed in–a full 1 second before there is a visible result. That may not seem like much on paper, but in-game it can get quite grating on the nerves, almost like you’re fighting gravity for every single paper cup. This mod won’t make the response instantaneous, but it will cut it down to one-third, making it feel so much better and rewarding to actually make use of lifting in certain scenarios.

Responsive Grabbing at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

Better Dialogue Controls by Jonathan Feenstra

Better Dialogue Controls, one of the best mods for Starfield.

This mod numbers the dialogue options in NPC conversations, allowing you to press the corresponding number to choose it. Additionally, both the arrow keys and the scroll wheel can be used to switch between choices. Most importantly of all, it eliminates the one second-long delay that precedes confirmation of your choice. Does that add up over the course of the game? Perhaps. It will definitely come in handy for speedrunners and alternate ending completionists.

Better Dialogue Controls at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

Instant Scan by JustAnOrdinaryGuy

Another time-saver mod, this one reduces the wholly unnecessary wait time to complete scans, shaving precious seconds that add up to minutes in a galaxy with hundreds of planets and moons to survey.

Instant Scan at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

Scanner Encumbrance Display With Time by Yoddle

This modded Scanner’s on screen display will show you both LT and UT times, as well as your current mass. The latter can be helpful if you’re on a scavenging or mining run, and just want to pick up as much stuff off of the ground as quickly as possible without switching between menus to see how encumbered you currently are.

Scanner Encumbrance Display With Time at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

Real Flashlight by DoubleYou: Top Starfield Mods

The default flashlight is quite poor in terms of how much it lights up the environment and if you find yourself squinting through the darkness a lot, this mod offers two lighting variants for the flashlight. The default modded flashlight lights up a larger area and has a sharply defined circumference like that of a spotlight. The soft version does just that–softens the outline, giving it more of a natural feel, while retaining the larger radius.

Real Flashlight at Starfield Nexus – Mods and Community

And those are a small selection of the most important mods you can get for Starfield. Check out more of our Starfield guides on getting a good ship, upgrading it with unique parts, arming it with better weapons, and making the best use of its targeting systems.

Yoshi Meat Unfortunately Delicious

Posted on by Joe Rumrill

DONUT PLAINS — Stranded without sustenance for weeks, video game hero Mario Mario confirmed, after seeing no other options, that Yoshi meat is sadly very, very tasty, mortified sources confirmed while shaking their heads in disgust.

“Mamma mia,” said Mario, in a wildly uncharacteristic somber tone. “I-ah had no other choice-ah! Why is it called-ah the Donut Plains when-ah there’s no donuts anywhere?! It was a simple case-ah of the food chain. It was either starve-ah to death, or make-ah the Yoshi burgers. But-ah the truth is, the meat-ah…it was so delectable, so juicy, so flavorful, so pleasantly green-tinted-ah. Ugh, I even ate-ah the saddle. Anyway, let’s-ah go…inform-ah Yoshi’s next of kin.”

When asked for verification, Chef Elmer Grilles, who specializes in fictional meat cuts, backed up Mario’s sorrowful claim.

“Oh, it’s unfortunate, to be sure. But those little dudes are out-of-this-world tasty. Like, in the pantheon of green-guy meats, if I had to rank them, Yoshi tenderloin would be somewhere in between Slimer chops, and Grinch nuggets.” listed Chef Grilles, as he stirred a giant pot of New England Smurf chowder. “And, just to clarify, we’re talking the Grinch AFTER he’s learned that Christmas doesn’t come from a store. The good shit.”

Super Mario World animal rights activists are understandably up in arms about the situation.

“At a certain point you have to ask, is Mario the reason Dry Bones has no meat on him? Hmmm? Highly suspect if you ask me,” said an irate Wario, who we guess has been passionate about animal rights this whole time, who knew? “All I know is I’ll be keeping a close eye on him around Thanksgiving…because just because someone is named Birdo, doesn’t mean you can cook them like one.”

At press time, Mario vowed to go vegetarian, citing a delicious mushroom salad recipe he wanted to have Toad over for.

 

Office Has Microsoft Teams Call To Share Zoom Link

Posted on by Alex McMillan

LONDON — A group of employees at a multinational accounting firm were sent a Zoom link at the end of an incredibly short Microsoft Teams call, sources have confirmed.

“Hey guys, yeah I’m not sure if I can get my camera working on this. Can anyone see me? I’m just seeing a black screen” said Michael Chandler, Chief Project Manager at GWC accounting. “Yeah I’m just going to pop a Zoom link in the chat, everyone meet over there in a minute?”

When asked about the incident, Junior Project Manager Patricia Hardwick said this was an increasingly frequent issue.

“This is happening every day at this point” said Hardwick, whilst attempting to get rid of all the pop-ups advertising Microsoft Team’s user-friendliness. “I think we have some sort of deal with Microsoft, but frankly it feels like we’re paying them to fail to use their product and just move things over to Zoom.”

But not everyone on the team takes such a cynical approach to the company’s morning routine.

“I adore our little Teams meetings!” said Monica Spencer, one of the newer recruits at GWC. “The bright purple color scheme, the endless emails reminding me of the meeting, the login window which leads to another login window, it’s all the exact sort of adrenaline rush I need in the morning to get me ready for the Zoom call when we do some actual work”

The day’s Teams call concluded with everyone briefly saying goodbye, despite the fact they would all be seeing each other again within the space of a minute, and nobody would be moving from their chair.

Confusion about the office’s use of Teams and Zoom are a common occurrence, say many employees.

REPORT: ‘Starfield’ Took 10 Years Because Devs Had to Pass Around Only PC That Would Run It

Posted on by Matt Shore

ROCKVILLE, Md. — According to a former Bethesda Softworks developer, Starfield took around 10 years to create because the company only had one PC capable of running the game at a stable frame rate: a PC that they had to pass around and share between nearly 500 employees.

Michelle Lerner, 46, served as a gameplay programmer on Starfield until frustrations with the development process led her to leave the company.

“There was only one massive computer that would run the game,” Lerner claims. “It weighed over a thousand pounds. [Game Director] Todd [Howard] would personally drive a forklift around the office to deliver it between workstations. He also said he’d be able to move it without the forklift, but his muscles were too sore from carrying the whole company on his back.”

Lerner describes the PC itself as a Frankensteinian amalgamation of unreleased, highly experimental AMD hardware, cannibalized, fused-together casing stolen from the Fallout 76 devs’ PCs, and a liquid nitrogen cooler hooked directly into the office’s central air system. There were rumors circulating that Todd Howard personally stole the PC’s power supply from a decommissioned NASA space shuttle during one of his research trips. The result was a Buick-sized computer that roared like a 747 prepping for takeoff.

A current Bethesda developer who wished to remain anonymous refused to corroborate Howard’s space-related kleptomania but did acknowledge the PC’s existence, referring to it by its office-wide nickname, “Miraak the Destroyer.” Through gasping tears the employee admitted that he witnessed a gory incident in which the PC tipped over, crushing an intern’s skull.

“I heard this hellish creaking, like Cthulhu’s bones being scraped against a radiator,” explained the anonymous employee. “Then I turned and saw Miraak fall on top of what’s-his-face. It was horrifying. We could have lost so much data, but thankfully the data was okay.”

PC Gamers worldwide have expressed frustration with Starfield’s lack of optimization on average rigs, noting that without mods the game runs about as smoothly as Bubsy 3D. But Todd Howard believes that gamers should be willing to invest two to three thousand dollars in a machine capable of running Starfield.

“When we set out to make Starfield over a decade ago, we wanted to design a truly next-gen experience,” Todd Howard said. “But as time progressed, our concept of next-gen game design quickly became several generations old. To counteract that fact we flooded the game with complex environmental models and seemingly infinite expanses of nothingness. And that much nothing takes 64 gigs of RAM to load.”

 

Nintendo Announces F-Zero Traffic Jam

Posted on by Kevin Podas

KYOTO — The most recent Nintendo Direct presentation announced the latest game in a franchise which had lain dormant for some time: F-Zero Traffic Jam.

“We hope you’ll look forward to this next game,” said presenter Yoshiaki Koizumi as the screen dimmed to black, and an F-Zero trailer played which he began to talk over. “It’s been a long time since we’ve released an F-Zero game, so please look forward to F-Zero Traffic Jam, which allows players from all over the world to wait patiently while they hope to come in first place and reach their destination on time.”

Fan reception was mostly positive, though somewhat divisive.

“This isn’t exactly the F-Zero game we were hoping for, but it’s been a long time so I’ll take it,” said twitter user FalconPunch49. “Being stuck in traffic with 98 other players in real-time sounds like a wildly exhilarating premise. I just hope that Nintendo’s online infrastructure can handle all the GPS reroutes!”

Takashi Tezuka, a senior officer of Nintendo’s Entertainment Planning & Development division, elaborated on the inspiration behind the game.

“We’re often asked to visit from overseas for events like E3, PAX, and things like that,” explained Tezuka. “Traffic in America is bad– especially in Los Angeles. Honestly, we hate visiting there so much, but at least we were able to mine some inspiration out of the awful experiences. It’s the only thing that can curb my road rage.”

At press time, fans hoped that if they continued to play the game and wait in traffic long enough, that Nintendo would take notice and release the new F-Zero game that they had actually been hoping for.

EA Sports FC 24 Crossplay Guide: Is the Game Cross Platform?

Posted on by Samam Hasan

EA Sports FC 24 will bring a new generation of high-intensity gameplay to football fans from all over the world. With loads of new features and gameplay elements, players may wonder if they can play the game with friends from across different platforms. This would certainly make playing EA Sports FC 24 much more exciting. So, let’s take a look at whether EA Sports FC 24 will have crossplay or not.

Will EA Sports FC 24 Have Crossplay?

According to Electronic Arts themselves, EA Sports FC 24 will indeed include crossplay carrying on from FIFA 23. But, the crossplay feature will be limited to console generations mainly. As such, players of the same console generation can play together but not with those of other generations. This means that PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC players will only be able to play together. Additionally, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One users will also only be able to play together as they are part of the same generation.  Unfortunately, Nintendo Switch users will be left out as they won’t be able to enjoy the benefits of crossplay.

What Modes Will Feature Crossplay in EA FC 24?

As in FIFA 23, Crossplay will be available in the following modes:

  • Ultimate Team (Rivals, Champions, Online Draft, Online Friendlies, Play a Friend)
  • Online Friendlies
  • Online Seasons

Electronic Arts has also announced that the crossplay will also feature for the first time in the following modes:

  • Clubs
  • Co-Op Season
  • Volta Football(Arcade, Squads)
  • Ultimate Team Co-Op (Squad Battles, Rivals, Friendlies)

This is huge news for players who regularly play these modes, especially Ultimate Team Co-op as they will be able to enjoy these modes with friends across different platforms. Crossplay will be enabled by default when players enter EA FC 24 for the first time. They can be disabled by going to the personal settings section. 

EA Sports FC 24 release date is set to be on September 29 on the PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, and PC.

EA FC 24 Heroes Guide: All Confirmed Heroes in EA Sports FC 24

Posted on by Samam Hasan

EA Sports FC 24 will bring a new generation of realistic football gameplay to millions of players worldwide. The game will also add a lot of new features to its highly popular Ultimate Team Mode. Like previous releases, the game will include multiple player cards over the course of the game. This includes Heroes, football players who were revered during their careers and achieved admirable milestones. EA has recently confirmed that FC 24 will receive a new batch of Heroes. So, let’s take a look at all the confirmed heroes in EA Sports FC 24.

All Heroes in EA Sports FC 24

This year EA Sports FC 24 will initially have 19 Heroes, both male and female players, when it launches. With FIFA 23 having World Cup Heroes, EA FC Sports 24 will commemorate the Heroes based on the UEFA Champions League and Women’s Champions League. Every hero will contain a base version and a UCL/UWCL version with a higher rating.

Hero League Nationality Rating
Gianluca Vialli Serie A Italy 91
Wesley Sneijder Serie A Netherlands 91
Nadine Keßler Frauen-Bundesliga Germany 90
Carlos Tevez Premier League Argentina 90
Bixente Lizarazu Bundesliga France 90
Vincent Kompany Premier League Belgium 89
Steve McManaman La Liga England 89
Sonia Bompastor D1 Arkema France 89
Paulo Futre Liga NOS Portugal 89
Rui Costa Serie A Portugal 89
Jari Litmanen Eredivisie Finland 89
Dimitar Berbatov Bundesliga Bulgaria 88
Alex Scott Women’s Premier League  England 88
Ludovic Giuly La Liga France 88
Tomáš Rosický Premier League Czech Republic 87
Nwankwo Kanu Eredivisie Nigeria 87
John Arne Riise Premier League Norway 87
Ramires Premier League Brazil 87
DaMarcus Beasley Eredivisie USA 86

How to get a Hero in EA Sports FC 24 Ultimate Team

The base versions of the Heroes will be available when the game launches worldwide on September 29. The  UCl/UWCL version of the Heroes will be available from September 27, which is also when Ultimate Edition owners will receive their guaranteed Hero item.

EA Sports FC 24 release is set for release worldwide on September 29 on the PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, and PC.

EA Sports FC 24 Release Time: When Does EA FC 24 Come Out?

Posted on by Samam Hasan

Looking for the EA FC 24 release time? EA Sports FC 24 will bring a new generation of high-intensity gameplay and graphics to football enthusiasts all over the world. With a variety of new features and additions, players will be looking forward to the latest title in EA’s beloved football game. As such, they will surely be looking forward to the time when the game officially releases. So, let’s take a look at when the EA Sports FC 24 will be fully released.

EA Sports FC 24: Release Dates and Time

Standard Edition Release Time

September 28 at 9 PM PDT/ 10 PM CST/ 11 PM BST

September 29 at 12 AM EDT/ 6 AM CEST

Ultimate Edition Release Time

September 21 at 9 PM PDT/ 10 PM CST

September 22 at 12 AM EDT/ 5 AM BST/ 6 AM CEST

This means Ultimate Edition owners will be able to play the game a full week early, especially giving them a head start on Ultimate Team.

How to play EA Sports FC 24 Early

There is a way to play EA Sports FC 24 ahead of your release time, which is by signing up for the EA Play membership service. With that, players will be able to play up to generally 10 hours starting from September 22, the Early Access period. And, during the early access period, if they like the game, then they can purchase it. But, again, they will need to purchase the Ultimate Edition if they intend to play the game before September 29.

During this EA Play trial period, players will have enough time to try out the basic features of the game, including the single-player Manager and Player Career Modes. Additionally, they will also have the ability to try out the highly popular Ultimate Team mode and start building their ultimate squad full of the brightest and most iconic football superstars. But, after the trial ends, they will have no choice but to purchase the game. The 10-hour trial period will surely give players enough time to test out the gameplay if they only casually play the game.

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