Matt Shore

October 23, 2021

Backstabbing Sociopath Feels Seen by Representation in Loki

NEW YORK — Local backstabbing sociopath Jared Finch reportedly feels represented when he sees Marvel Cinematic Universe character Loki on the big screen and on…

July 9, 2020

Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer to the city as “a…

June 26, 2020

Cops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite Violence

CLEVELAND — Video evidence of police officers leaving incendiary red barrels near protest sites has created controversy online. “The barrels were not meant to incite…

December 18, 2019

Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity

LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting in front of his television,…

July 12, 2019

Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date

RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist Alejandro Mano, 24, made a…

May 17, 2019

YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely

DALLAS — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and DMs to minors in his…

May 5, 2019

Doctors Recommend Zero Hours of Gaming Per Day

SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero hours per day enjoying video…

April 4, 2019

Podcast Listener Takes Fandom to Next Level by Googling What Hosts Look Like

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Amanda Hastings, 28, decided that after six months of working her way through the entire backlog of My Favorite Murder episodes, it…

April 3, 2019

Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the Xbox Elite Controller and the…