I Taught My Son to Drive Using the PaRappa Song! Here’s Who He Killed
“Step on the brakes!” I gleefully sang just feet from a horrified pedestrian. “Now step on the gas,” I screamed…
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Matt Shore
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Review: Faithful Remake of Perfect Game Lacks Innovation
Gamers and critics alike bemoaned the lack of innovation in the faithful remake of game they previously referred to as…
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20 Video Game Bosses Reveal How They Kill Time Waiting for Heroes To Arrive
While video game heroes are off gallivanting around the world, their bosses are often stuck in rectangular rooms, twiddling their…
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20 Yellow Objects That Are Probably Climbable IRL
Video games have conditioned us to believe that anything yellow is probably climbable. It is our duty as gamers to…
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Celebrities Reveal the Video Games That Changed Their Lives
Our readers have told us time and again that video games have changed their lives, once or twice for the…
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Guy No One Misses Apologizes for Lack of Posts
SEACAUCUS, N.J. — Account Specialist Brian Kelly, 37, a guy who consistently fails to make a lasting impression on friends,…
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DM Hoping Players Come Up With Puzzle Solution Before He Has To
PARMA, Ohio ー A D&D Dungeon Master had his fingers crossed while staying silent during a tabletop RPG session on…
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Screaming White Women Swarm Pokémon Stadium to See Performance of Swift
ASHVILLE, Tenn. ー Over 100,000 screaming white women crowded Nidorina Stadium to see a performance of super star move Swift…
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20 Unplayable Garbage Games Coincidentally on Platforms I Don’t Own
Remember the good old days, when games were well-made, provided countless hours of fun, and my parents still loved me?…
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REPORT: ‘Starfield’ Took 10 Years Because Devs Had to Pass Around Only PC That Would Run It
ROCKVILLE, Md. — According to a former Bethesda Softworks developer, Starfield took around 10 years to create because the company…
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