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Deciphering the Origins of Matt From Wii Sports

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Brad Waters

Matt. A renowned man of mystery, an all-powerful athlete unlike any other on Wuhu Island. He has terrorised players and families alike in Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort, and can often even be seen in the crowds of the very sporting events he dominates. Is he mocking the player? Studying them? Intimidating them?

No one knows, much like no one knows where he came from, what his motivations are, and what he’s up to today. Except me. I know these things.

And today, I, Fudj, the great Video Game Detective am going to present my case. Join me, as we decipher the origins of Matt from Wii Sports.

Andrew Tate Thankful to Finally Be Free From Oppressive Women

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Jeremy Kaplowitz

ROMANIA — Kickboxer and media personality Andrew Tate announced that he was happy to finally be in an all-male environment free from the oppression of women now that he is locked away in a Romanian prison, according to those familiar with the situation.

“There’s literally nothing harder than being a man. You can’t have feelings at all because you’re expected not to talk about it. And if these stupid women would just shut the fuck up for a second, they’d see how much we’re hurting,” Tate said in his weird accent while being put behind bars, allegedly for human trafficking. “I’m thankful to be able to finally enter the all-male environment I’ve dreamed of going to my whole life. I’m literally not allowed to see women now, and it’s great. I just wish people like Greta Thunberg could see how much damage their body-shaming does when they say stuff like ‘small penis energy,’ but these disgustingly ugly bitches just don’t get it.”

“Everywhere we go, they oppress us, and that’s why it’s our duty to keep pushing them down,” Tate explained, before forcibly being stopped from talking due to his criminal activity.

At press time, a spokesperson for Tate explained that, in an attempt to fight the cruel words Thunberg had said to him, that the kickboxer was opening up a charity specifically for men afflicted with small penises, who are currently behind bars in a Romanian prison and also bald.

Filmmaker Honored for Opportunity to Take Beloved Video Game Franchise and Adapt It Into Something Not for Dumb Little Babies

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Jeremy Kaplowitz

LOS ANGELES — A Hollywood director is reportedly excited to bring critically-acclaimed video game Prisoners to the big screen in a way that’s not for dumb little babies, according to those familiar with the situation.

“Prisoners is such a terrific game that so many people loved — it won Game of the Year in 2019 and was hailed by many as the first of its kind to truly be considered art. And that’s why I’m excited to make it into something that adults can enjoy,” explained director Ronald Turner. “It’s a really exciting time for video games! Prisoners is great, and it expertly explores the complex issues surrounding the United States justice system, but because it’s just a bunch of pixels on a screen, it could only ever truly be understood by pimply childish nerds. Now that the characters of the game are going to be portrayed by actual human actors, it’s the kind of pixels on the same screen that grown-ups will appreciate.”

“We’re really excited to see what we can do with the story too,” Turner said. “I haven’t played the game, but I’ve been briefed on its characters, plot, and themes, and I’m excited to force them into a script I wrote for a slightly similar movie I’ve been trying to get made for ten years.”

Longtime Prisoners fans are gearing up for the film’s release in 2024.

“Time and time again, I’ve gotten really excited about an adaptation of something I love, only to discover that the person doing the adaptation didn’t actually really get what made the original property good, and was just looking for an easy IP to attach themselves to,” said gamer Siena Wong. “But I’m really excited for Prisoners! I think the movie is gonna be super faithful.”

“I’ve put something like 500 hours into Prisoners and I expect every inch of this movie to be identical to the game,” said fan Addie Levine. “To me, movie and television adaptations are about taking the source material and perfectly recreating it in a new medium with surgical precision. Anything less than that, and I pull out the online harassment.”

At press time, Turner revealed that, in an attempt to keep the movie PG-13 to increase its potential box office draw, he would be removing much of the violence of the original story.

GTA Online Stun Gun Guide: How to Get a Taser in GTA Online

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Tarun Sayal

In Grand Theft Auto Online, Stun Guns made a brief appearance in Ammu-Nation stores when Rockstar released the Contract DLC. However, the Taser was later removed from the stores, which is why obtaining the Stun Gun is still a mystery for many GTA Online players. If you’re also looking for a way to add this taser to your arsenal, then your search is now over. We’ve got you covered with our comprehensive GTA Online guide to buying the Taser.

How To Get a Taser (Stun Gun) – GTA Online

Unlike other GTA Online weapons, you can’t purchase the Taser right away from the Ammu Nation store. Instead, you must own Agency in partnership with Franklin with an Armory section installed in it. You can purchase Agencies from Dynasty 8 Executive, which you can access from the Internet browser on your smartphone.

In case you already own an Agency, the Armory upgrade will cost you $700,000. Fortunately, during our GTA Online playthrough, the upgrade was on sale, and we bought it for $432,000. We suggest waiting for an exclusive deal like this one if you’re running low on cash.

After fulfilling these prerequisites, go to the top floor of your Agency, where you’ll find a room filled with a wide variety of weapons and ammo, including GTA Online‘s Taser. There you’ll see a purchase menu in the top right corner of the screen. At this point, head to the Pistol menu and finally purchase Stun Gun for $326,250.

If you want to save a ton of cash, then we suggest heading to your friend’s or any random player’s Agency to buy the Stun Gun. This way, you can save around $2.4 million of GTA Online cash and spend it on other businesses to expand your reach.

In case you don’t have money to buy the Taser in GTA Online, then take a quick look at the Snowmen and Weazel Plaza shootout challenge guides to snag over $500,000 in less than an hour.

Marvel Snap Morag Guide: The Best Cards for Morag Decks

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Aun Haider

Marvel Snap releases yet another new location, Morag. Morag reads as the following: You can’t play your first card here each turn. As with the release of any new location, the location has a 40% increased chance of popping up in game over 48 hours. This location is unique, as location changing cards like Scarlet Witch and Storm are less effective due to the location’s limitations. Cards that add power into multiple locations or play out lots of cards are excellent into this location. Here are some of our suggestions to some powerful choices to play in Morag.

Mister Fantastic

Mister Fantastic has the Ongoing effect: Adjacent locations have +2 Power. This effect lets us add +2 power into Morag without needing to interact with Morag at all. Mister Fantastic is cheap for its cost, letting us play him at almost any stage in the game.

Doctor Doom – Best Marvel Snap Morag Deck Cards

Doctor Doom adds two 5 Power Doombots to other locations when revealed. He is an excellent round 6 play as he can add a substantial 5 Power to other locations including Morag. This can surprise your opponent who may not have committed any resources to Morag. This card is more effective when you do not have any cards in Morag already, as the opponent expects you to not compete for that location at all.

Vision and other Move Cards

Vision’s ability to move around freely makes him formidable when Morag shows up. We can simply move him into Morag, ignoring the location’s text and adding 7 power to that location. His ability to move also lets us contest other locations if the opponent already has a winning lead in Morag. He also has the flexibility to move into other locations where cards are hard to play, like Death’s Domain or Sanctum Sanctorum.

Other cards that enable movement, such as Heimdall or Iron Fist, lets us put cards into Morag without considering the location’s requirement. This lets us gain a winning lead in Morag and win a location that our opponent may not be able to compete in. Nightcrawler is another fantastic option as he only costs 1 power and can threaten to win Morag on his own.

Best Marvel Snap Morag Cards: M’Baku

M’baku is a fun Pool 4 option that can be unreliable. Still, he can be quite potent due to his effect. His card reads: If this is in your deck at the end of the game, it jumps to a random location. If you are able to fill up the other two locations, you can guarantee M’Baku jumping into Morag. This effect is particularly good with LockJaw, as we can put M’Baku into the deck if we find him in our hand. If we are unable to fill up the other locations, M’Baku may not jump to our location of choice.

Ultron

Ultron is another potential turn 6 play, much like Doctor Doom. He fills up other locations by summoning 1 Power drones. This lets us add a potential four power to Morag, disregarding any other synergies such as Blue Marvel or Patriot that can boost the drones’ power further.

Sera

Sera is one of the most powerful cards in Marvel Snap, and is excellent when Morag shows up as well. Her ongoing effects discounts cards by one energy, keeping in mind that card costs cannot be reduced to zero. Cards being cheaper lets us play more cards per turn, letting us play a card at another location before playing into Morag directly. It definitely helps that Sera is played in the best decks in the game already, making her quite an appealing choice.

Klaw – Best Marvel Snap Morag Cards

Klaw is another card that plays much like Mister Fantastic, letting us add power into another location. He adds 6 Power compared to Mister Fantastic’s 2 Power, being a much more powerful card to push power into Morag. However, he has the drawback of not adding power to Morag when it is on the left-Klaw only adds power to the right.

Wasp (Best Marvel Snap Morag Deck Cards)

The last card on this list is Wasp. Wasp simply adds one power to a location for no cost. This makes her a great setup card to play into Morag as you can play Wasp for free and follow up with your other cards to fill up Morag. Yellowjacket can fulfill a similar role, while contributing an extra point of power.

These are quite a few cards that are good in Morag, but doesn’t mean there aren’t more out there! Experiment with Marvel Snap’s expansive card pool and see what else lies out there, especially when you consider synergies and entire decks.

Pokemon Violet Cinderace Tera Raid Guide: Best Annihilape Build

Posted on December 28, 2022 by Alex Branagan

Pokemon Scarlet and Violet’s end-game Tera Raid battles are nothing to scoff at, requiring players to train up some serious contenders in their teams if they’d like to take on the likes of an Unrivaled Dragon Charizard. So we’ve put together a guide on how to take the best advantages in the Fighting Tera-type Cinderace event, centering around training up the Fighting and Ghost type Annihilape. This heavy hitter will take advantage of techniques that provide much-needed endurance throughout the fight, including Annihilape’s monstrous Defiant ability and a stacking of its signature move.

Pokemon Scarlet & Violet: How to Evolve Primeape into Annihilape

Don’t have your hands on an Annihilape yet? No worries! The method is far from obvious, so here’s a quick rundown on how to evolve Primeape into Annihilape:

Catch a Primeape (Location – West Province (Area One) and (Area Three), near Medali)
Level Primeape to 35 and allow it to learn the move ‘Rage Fist’.
Use Rage Fist 20 times in battle.
Primeape will evolve upon the next level up into Annihilape.

That’s it! You’ll have yourself a brand spanking new Annihilape. Now, let’s get this bad boy sufficiently buff and ready for raids.

Best Tera Type, Ability, and Moveset for Annihilape

The best moveset for Annihilape for the Cinderace Tera Raid battle. — The ideal moveset and best ability – Defiant.

Let’s talk typing first: Annihilape is naturally a Fighting primary and Ghost secondary type, meaning its Tera Type will be Fighting only. We want a Ghost Tera typing for the Cinderace Tera Raid. To do that, head to Medali’s Treasure Eatery and speak to the staff member behind the counter, they’ll change the Tera type for 50 Ghost Tera Shards. Fighting moves are entirely ineffective against Ghost types, so this new Tera type is a major bonus.

The best Ability will be Defiant, so any stat-lowering moves Cinderace may have equipped will immediately jack Annihilape’s attack up. You can swap abilities using the Ability Patch item earned from 6-star raids.

As for moveset, go with this:

Rage Fist
Drain Punch
Bulk Up
Acrobatics

Bulk Up and Drain Punch will act to sustain Annihilape by keeping HP up in the fight while stacking buffs from Rage Fist. Acrobatics is there for an additional super effective move.

Cinderace Tera Raid Guide: Best Annihilape EVs, Nature, and Held Item

Chansey Supply is located in central Mesagoza

For EVs, you’ll want to pump HP and Attack with any remainder in Defense. You’ll need:

26 Protein
26 HP Up
1 Iron

If you don’t have the money to get instantly swole, you can farm fights using the Power Weight item for HP EVs and Power Bracer item for Attack EVs instead.

As for nature, we’re aiming for Adamant on Annihilape, increasing Attack and reducing unnecessary Special Attack. You can buy an Adamant Mint if needed from the same Chansey Supply where you’ll find your supplements.

To round it all off with a Held Item, we want a Sitrus Berry, a simple but effective heal to keep Annihilape’s HP up.

Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Cinderace Tera Raid Guide: Counter Strategy

The time has come, and the battle is nigh. The 7-star Unrivaled Cinderace Tera Raid looms before you, a towering, infernal menace. It also just insulted your Annihilape’s anime-looking fringe. What are you gonna do about it?

In terms of counter strategy, here’s the general play-by-play:

Open with Bulk Up to get your Attack and Defense up.
Use Drain Punch next to recover HP and deal damage.
For turns 3~4: Use Acrobatics when the Sitrus Berry is consumed for Super Effective damage.
- If the berry hasn’t proc’d yet, just Drain Punch again.
Terastallize into Ghost type and use Rage Fist, which will be at maximum damage if you’ve been taking multiple hits from Cinderace already.

And that concludes our guide on the Best Annihilape Build for the 7-star Cinderace Tera Raid in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. Good luck taking down this menace!

‘McPixel 3’ Plot Praised for Finally Exploring McPixel’s Irish Heritage

Posted on December 28, 2022 by Kevin Flynn

IRELAND — Game developer Sos Sosowski is being praised by Irish cultural groups around the world for the recent release of McPixel 3, a game which finally explores the Irish heritage of its title character.

“For years we have yearned for more explanation about the origins of McPixel’s family name and the history that comes with it,” said president of Ireland Michael D. Higgins. “This above all else was the main feedback the public expressed after playing the original McPixel, and finally after a decade of anticipation, we are overjoyed that McPixel is finally getting in touch with his Irish roots.”

Irish gamers say that the news has encouraged them to more firmly embrace their own heritage.

“I’ve never experienced this kind of representation in games before,” said Séan McLanahan, a gamer of Irish descent. “I mean, there’s Moira from Overwatch, Patrick McCreary from Grand Theft Auto IV, and Anna and Nina Williams from Tekken, but that’s pretty much it. None of those characters spoke to me the way that the hilarious McPixel does, so I’m glad to know that his name wasn’t just some silly stylistic choice but a real reflection that he comes from the same background that I do. I’ve never been prouder to be Irish!”

Fans of the series say that they expected this development would eventually happen due to hints placed throughout the series.

“It’s been really clear from the beginning that McPixel is Irish,” said Rory Keene, a frequent contributor to the McPixel subreddit. “I mean, the way he impulsively kicks people in the crotch and constantly pees on things should have been a dead giveaway. It’s nice that they finally added this to the official canon, but the fan canon has been ahead of the curve for years.”

At press time, an emotional Michael D. Higgins announced that McPixel would be granted honorary Irish citizenship in recognition of his cultural contributions to the country.

Hey guess what: this article is sponsored by Devolver Digital. It’s an ADVERTISEMENT for a VIDEO GAME. I hope you’re gasping, because I’m gasping right now. I can barely breath, I just gasped so hard. But McPixel 3…. it does look kinda cool, huh? I’m pissed off right now, as I’m sure we all are, but I’m still probably gonna check out McPixel 3 on Steam because it’s $8 right now. But I’m still mad.

Call of Duty Warzone 2 Best Weapons & Loadouts Tier List

Posted on December 28, 2022 by Tarun Sayal

Picking up the right weapon when you drop into the deadly areas of Warzone 2’s Al Mazrah can drastically increase your winning odds. However, with a dizzying array of over 40 primary weapons available in the game, it’s a time-consuming and daunting task to hand-pick the best Warzone 2 weapons.

Not only this, but pairing the Warzone 2 weapons with the right attachments is also essential to get the most out of these firearms. Since the game has a wide range of attachments, kitting out a mature combination is another major challenge for the players. With that said, we’ll highlight the best Warzone 2 weapons, along with their loadouts as per the current meta.

5. Fennec 45 (Best CoD Warzone 2 Weapons)

The Fennec 45 returns to Call of Duty: Warzone 2 after being featured in the game’s prequel. Fennec 45 is hailed as one of the best SMGs of the Call of Duty franchise which comes with a blinding fire rate and relatively low recoil. On top of that, Fennec 45 has an impressive TTK, which makes the weapon absolutely lethal at close range, especially when kitted out with the right attachments.

Equipping Fennec 45 on the secondary slot is a wise decision if your primary weapon is either a long-range assault rifle or sniper. However, most weapons need to be unlocked before they can be used in Warzone 2, and Fennec 45 is no exception. To unlock the Fennec 45 in Warzone 2, players must rank up to level 38. Once you get hold of the Fennec 45, pairing it with the right attachments is essential to get the most out of it.

Here’s the best Fennec 45 Loadout in Warzone 2 to save your precious time:

Muzzle: AVR-T90 Comp
Barrel: ZLR 16.5″ Ignition Barrel
Underbarrel: Agent Grip
Magazine: Fennec Mag 45
Optic: Cronen Mini Pro

This Fennec 45 loadout improves the weapon’s accuracy, recoil control, and handling, which is what you would expect from one of the best weapons in the game.

4. Lockwood 300

Inspired by Browning Citori 725, Lockwood 300 stands apart from the rest when compared to the other shotguns in the category. With the ability to blast through opponents, Lockwood 300 is your best bet for short-range battles. This break-action shotgun forfeits its ammo capacity for extended range and a tight pellet spread.

Lockwood 300’s best features are its excellence in close-range combat, substantial damage, output, and overall accuracy, making it the ideal weapon to equip in congested zones such as Observatory and Ahkdar Village.

Similar to our previous pick, i.e., Fennec 45, Lockwood 300 needs to be unlocked first before taking it on the Warzone 2’s Al Mazrah map. To unlock the Lockwood 300 Shotgun, you must level up your military rank to level 36. Once you get your hands on on this powerful weapon, the final step is to pair a perfect combination of attachments to outperform your opponents.

Here’s our recommendation for the Lockwood 300 loadout in Warzone 2:

Muzzle: XTEN V2.0 Choke
Barrel: Matuzek 812 Barrel
Laser: VLK LZR 7MW
Guard: Buck-Pro
Stock: Heist Stock Mod

Players are recommended to play aggressively and ambush their enemies to get the most out of this loadout. Also, this loadout improves the mid-range capabilities of the Lockwood 300, so don’t hesitate to use it in the open fields but within a certain limit.

3. M4 – Best Warzone 2 Weapons

The M4 is an iconic assault rifle that can be commonly found across almost every shooting game. The deadly AR is again a powerful gun in Warzone 2 thanks to its versatility and fast TTK. This reliable workhorse is a jack-of-all-trades that performs well in most combat scenarios, which is why it has secured a prime spot in our list of the best Warzone 2 weapons.

A great all-rounder, the M4 has the highest rate of fire among all the Warzone 2 ARs. On top of that, it is an incredibly powerful, accurate, and reliable assault rifle for those who love to play aggressively and boasts a run-and-gun playstyle. The prime advantages that M4 offers over other firearms are countless.

So let’s jump into our M4 loadout recommendation in order to make the weapon as strong as it can possibly be.

The best Warzone 2 M4 loadout attachments are:

Muzzle: XTEN Havoc 90
Barrel: Hightower 20″ Barrel
Underbarrel: FTAC Ripper 56
Ammunition: 5.56 High Velocity
Optic: SZ Holotherm

This M4 loadout plays down recoil and maximizes ADS speed without considerably reducing the damage output. The best part is the weapon is unlocked by default in the game. Therefore, you can use it right away without leveling up your military rank.

2. Victus XMR

Any best Warzone 2 weapons list is incomplete without a sniper, especially when the FPS title has a long-range weapon like Victus XMR. The sniper fires the fastest rounds and has an impressive recoil thanks to its hard-hitting barrel. Victus XMR comes with .50 cal BMG ammunition, and its tungsten sabot-tipped bullets are fast and powerful but require precise shots over long distances.

The weapon is built over the Imperatorium platform, and its magazine can hold five bullets at a time without any attachments. The best part of the Victus XMR, though, is the ability to deal a whopping 275-damage headshot, making it a one-shot down weapon even if the enemy is equipped with the finest armor in the game.

Although the Victus XMR is one of the best Warzone 2 weapons, pairing it with the right attachments is still essential before giving it into the hands of a sharpshooter. With that said, here’s a look at the best Victus XMR loadout:

Muzzle: Bruen Counter-Ops
Barrel: Mack 8 33.5 Super
Laser: VLK LZR 7MW
Ammunition: .50 Cal High Velocity
Rear Grip: Bruen Q900 Grip

This loadout improves the bullet velocity and provides additional firing range to Victus XMR, making the sniper rifle a perfect choice for cracking skulls from a distance.

1. RPK

The extremely powerful LMG, RPK, secures the number-one spot on our best Warzone 2 weapons list. The RPK features a long, heavy barrel, high ammo capacity, and steel receiver, which can sustain full-auto fire without loss in accuracy. The weapon maintains an outstanding balance between damage, accuracy, and handling, which is why you can’t go wrong with this light machine gun.

However, the only way to get hold of RPK in Warzone 2 is by leveling up your military rank to level 41. Therefore, players must spend plenty of time grinding the battle royale or DMZ matches in the game to unlock RPK as quickly as possible.

Once you have RPK equipped as the primary weapon, make sure to get the following attachments installed to fully utilize its potential.

Muzzle: Lockshot KT85
Underbarrel: FTAC Ripper 56
Magazine: 40 Round Mag
Rear Grip: Demo-X2 Grip
Optic: Cronen Mini Pro

This RPK loadout maximizes the overall range, accuracy, and recoil control of the LMG, making it a deadly weapon to pull out in the menacing zones of the Al Mazrah.

That wraps up our detailed guide on the five best weapons in Warzone 2. Before you leave, make sure to check out our guide to unlock the Nuke for an instant Warzone win.

Spy Kids Sent to Destabilize Central American Democracy In Way Over Their Heads

Posted on December 28, 2022 by Naomi Krause

UNDISCLOSED CENTRAL AMERICAN LOCATION — The real life Spy Kids, who inspired a popular series of films loosely based on their exploits, have found themselves way in over their heads after being sent on a mission to overthrow the democratically-elected leader of a Central American country.

“Hm, I really thought they were the ones for the job,” said Donnagon Giggles, an OSS technicians expert who has been involved with the controversial Spy Kids department since its inception. “While it’s true in the past they’ve handled more domestic situations, we felt their continued aptitude for any and all tasks they’ve been given was a sign that they were ready to take on more substantial work. A lot of people believe that spy work is cool gadgets and catchphrases, but it’s actually going into Central American countries and making sure that their leaders are the most agreeable to American corporations. And it’s entirely on us for thinking the Spy Kids were up for that challenge — we’re willing to admit that.”

The Spy Kids were reportedly dispatched to an unnamed Central American country several weeks ago with a mission objective of destabilizing the local currency to protect American interests. The trouble reportedly began almost immediately upon their arrival.

“This is Juni Cortez here, one half of the Spy Kids,” began the only dispatch received from the team thus far. “We were immediately made, detained, and forced to spill information about our operation in exchange for access to water and toilets. I’ve told them most of what I know, and yet, have managed to protect our country’s interests in the drug trade. If you find this message, please look for us in the darkest, coldest corner of this place you’ve sent me and my sister to. Tell my parents I love them.”

“And please,” continued the letter. “Let the Spy Kid program die with us. This has been, to say the least, shiitake mushrooms.”

As of press time, the latest exploits of the Spy Kids had been optioned for a feature, tentatively titled Spy Kids 5: Where Are The Spy Kids?

Gamer’s Child Looks Exactly Like Them But 50% Smaller

Posted on December 27, 2022 by Jon Ruggiero

LUNA PIER, Mich. — Local gamers Rick and Shelby Musgrave welcomed a new child into the world, a boy that looks identical to Rick but is half his size.

“I’ll be honest, we’ve had a pretty rough go of things dealing with this pregnancy the past few months, with my wife having to visit the doctor multiple times and me having to miss the new God of War release,” said Rick a few hours after his wife had given birth. “Things were so bad I was worried our kid was gonna come out looking like when you hit the randomize button in a character creator. Instead, I’m now happily the father of a beautiful baby boy that looks like the result of a machine or magic spell shrinking me somehow.”

When reached for comment, Shelby Musgrave expressed overwhelming joy at the birth of her child, even if he didn’t look exactly how she imagined.

“I’m just in awe looking at him,” said Shelby as she held her newborn in her arms. “He looks so much like Rick. Gosh, he has his same eyes, his nose, his stubble, his shark-tooth necklace and blue flannel shirt. I knew kids shared a resemblance with their parents, but I figured he’d wait a few years to gain a personality and facial features and a full head of hair. And I definitely didn’t expect him to come out fully clothed.”

The couple’s OBGYN Dr. Greg Hoffenauer explained that children like this have become common in recent years.

“Something we have yet to discover about the physiology of a gamer has led to these doppelganger-like births,” said Hoffenauer, who specializes in delivering miniature humans with the proportions of an adult. “If you saw the child walking down the street, you’d think it was a lazy recreation of an actual tiny human. Luckily, the child is perfectly healthy and has no other abnormal issues aside from the fact that it looks exactly like its father but smaller.”

At press time the couple was debating whether they’d spec their child exactly like Rick or try out a new build.