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Jon Ruggiero

June 4, 2021

Streamer Audited By IRS After Ill-Advised “Twitch Does My Taxes” Experiment

Streamer Audited By IRS After Ill-Advised “Twitch Does My Taxes” Experiment

NEW YORK — A prominent Twitch user named SpongiChum is reportedly under investigation by the IRS after their historic and deeply troubling “Twitch Does My…

May 20, 2021

‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo

‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a surprise HD remaster of the original Metroid today in which you have to play as a male Samus unless…

December 14, 2020

Report: This Article Can Run DOOM

Report: This Article Can Run DOOM

NEW YORK — Reddit users on the popular r/itrunsdoom were reportedly surprised to learn that an article on video game news website Hard Drive titled…

October 30, 2020

Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play a Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’

Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play a Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’

PARMA, Ohio — Local game collector Steve Yalper is dutifully holding on to his vintage PlayStation 2 Multitap in case up to three of his…

October 27, 2020

Pirate Bay Salvages What It Can From Wreck of Quibi

Pirate Bay Salvages What It Can From Wreck of Quibi

LOS ANGELES — Members of The Pirate Bay took to the cyber seas to salvage the wreckage of disgraced short-form video streaming service Quibi. “We…

June 22, 2020

Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat

Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat

HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was chosen because it’s actually a…

June 16, 2020

Blizzard Announces Mobile BlizzCon Because Everyone Has a Cellphone

Blizzard Announces Mobile BlizzCon Because Everyone Has a Cellphone

IRVINE, Calif. — The latest convention to close its doors due to ongoing COVID-19 concerns, Blizzard has announced that the annual BlizzCon will be streamed…

April 3, 2020

Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200 as soon as she gets…

April 1, 2020

Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of a large rabbit, and reportedly…