Tinder User Pulls Ultra Rare Adult ‘Yu-Gi-Oh!’ Fan
NEW YORK — Local Tinder user Evangeline Beck was excited to have pulled a reportedly “Ultra Rare” Yu-Gi-Oh! fan on…
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Delusional Paratroopa Forms Parasocial Relationship With Bowser
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A local paratroopa that works the steps outside the castle at the end of level 3-2 has…
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Struggling Artist Reclasses as Accountant
CHICAGO — Claiming that he made things too difficult on himself, struggling artist Tyler Dresden restarted his life progress by…
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Here’s All The Biggest Complaints From Yesterday’s Nintendo Direct
Nintendo’s latest announcement live stream revealed a lot of exciting titles and add-ons, with longtime fans having legacy games and…
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Opinion: Pong Is a Fighting Game
With gaming genres becoming more and more blurred as massive, industry-shattering games like Elden Ring and God of War effortlessly…
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Dave Matthews Band Reveals “Crash Into Me” Was Originally About Crash Bandicoot 2
SEATTLE — Musician Dave Matthews shocked fans and gamers alike today by revealing that his band’s breakthrough 1996 hit “Crash…
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‘My Life Is Just Like Skyrim,’ Mutters Man Who Found Boring Book on the Ground
NEW YORK — A man who just found a dumb book he’ll never read laying on the ground was overheard…
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‘Sonic the Hedgehog 2’ Director Explains How They Added Knuckles to the Film By Attaching ‘Sonic & Knuckles’ Cartridges to All The Cameras
LOS ANGELES — The director of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 recently revealed how they added the Knuckles character to the…
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Heavily Discounted Game Must Not Be Fun Anymore
NEW YORK — A critically lauded game that has been significantly marked down from its initial retail price must not…
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Everyone Weirded Out By How Enthusiastic Guy Is About ‘Shantae’ Series
LYNBROOK, N.Y. — Local gamer Evan Gramby continues to give everyone weird vibes with his repeated insistence that the Shantae…
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