January 14, 2022 Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever NEW YORK — During a Q&A panel at the Paley Center for Media, the creative team behind the Disney Channel series Phineas & Ferb agreed…
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January 11, 2022 First Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit First Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit SAN FRANCISCO — A rare, first edition printing of the Magic: the Gathering card Time Walk recently posted on eBay has quite clearly seen some…
January 4, 2022 BREAKING: Shadow The Hedgehog Has Died During Childbirth BREAKING: Shadow The Hedgehog Has Died During Childbirth CENTRAL CITY — Tragedy struck earlier this morning as motorcycle enthusiast and self-proclaimed ultimate life form Shadow the Hedgehog passed away unexpectedly due to complications…
January 3, 2022 Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter LOS ANGELES — Legendary Dungeon Master and part-time Wyrmwood spokesman Matt Mercer made a splash at a local restaurant this week when he described his…
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December 26, 2021 Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game AUSTIN, Texas — Finally delivering on an anticipated feature that had been promised to fans for years, Bethesda released a quality-of-life update to their online…
December 20, 2021 Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay BURLINGTON, Vt. — Nintendo has declared its latest lawsuit and will be suing a guy in Vermont that made $25 selling his old N64 on…
December 9, 2021 Team Rocket Mortified as Teleporter Pad Fuses Child With Butterfree Team Rocket Mortified as Teleporter Pad Fuses Child With Butterfree SAFFRON CITY, Kanto — Members of notorious crime syndicate Team Rocket were horrified to discover that a small child who stumbled into their headquarters accidentally…
