About Time: Mayor of Silent Hill Buys Dehumidifier
SILENT HILL, ME - Earlier this week, head of Silent Hill government Mira the dog made the announcement that the…
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Mustache Finger Tattoo Starting to Go Gray
DALLAS — A horrified 41-year-old man was horrified to discover that his novelty finger mustache tattoo had started to turn…
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Game Freak Reveals Poké Dolls Are Actually Taxidermies
TOKYO — Game Freak revealed today in a press release that the in-game items in Pokémon known as “Poké Dolls”…
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Fellowship Locked Out of Moria for 24 Hours After Three Incorrect Login Attempts
MORIA, Middle Earth — The Fellowship of the Ring is reportedly locked out of the mines of Moria after attempting…
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Tutorial NPC With Social Anxiety Assumes Everyone’s Gonna Skip Her Dialogue So Why Bother
THE NETHERHELM — Local tutorial NPC Tanya reportedly didn’t want to give her dialogue on account of everyone probably just…
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Pokémon Breeding Forum Accidentally Turns Into Eugenics Forum Again
SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Another Pokémon forum has regrettably turned into a discussion of eugenics, according to saddened users on the…
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AI-Generated Black Mirror Episode Strangely Upbeat
LOS ANGELES — A new AI-generated episode of the anthology horror show Black Mirror has surprised longtime fans with its…
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Pokémon Trainer Keeps Gardevoir in PC Box Labeled “Work Stuff”
MAUVILLE CITY, Hoenn — Local Pokémon trainer Ollie Bond reportedly keeps a copy of Gardevoir in a PC box labeled…
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Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldier’s Family
ST. PAUL, Minn. — Iconic Nintendo mascot Kirby recently delivered a deceased soldier’s mother the news she feared most while…
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Professor X Supplements School Budget by Projecting Arby’s Ads Into Students’ Brains
SALEM CENTER, N.Y. — Citing state budget cuts and low enrollment, founder of Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Charles Xavier…
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