Arma 3 Mini-Update 2.16 Patch Notes SPOTREP #00114 Mar 26

Posted on by Michelle Pereira

 

FROM: High Command
TO: Arma 3 Users
UNIT: Main Branch
ACTIVITY: Game Mini-Update 2.16 (Creator DLC Support, Haze, Ultrawide)
SIZE: ~28 MB / ~4 MB

 

Arma 3 Mini-Update 2.16 Patch NOTES

  • Contact consists of 2 data packs / folders:
    • Contact (via PLAY CONTACT or -mod=Contact): for the singleplayer "First Contact" campaign experience (accessible only to owners - optionally loaded)
    • Contact (Platform): for most other use cases, including sandbox multiplayer (loaded by default for all players)
  • Consider using the Steam client option to verify the integrity of the local game cache to avoid corrupted data after downloading this update.
  • Consider defragmenting your HDD after downloading large updates.
  • Updating a deeply moddable game and its platform is not without risks. We use various methods to communicate upcoming changes to our awesome modding community, such as via the Dev Hub. We also co-operate directly on troubleshooting, and we offer an opportunity to test updates via our Release Candidate tests. Modders, server administrators, and other members of the community do their best to prepare for updates and to address issues post-release as quickly as possible. Please be mindful of some interruptions (especially in the first hours / days after a release) while we all work to improve the game together.
  • A Legacy Build Steam branch is available for advanced users. It contains the previous significant main branch version (2.14). It can be used to compare specific changes between major releases. The access code for this branch is: Arma3Legacy214
  • This update does not apply to the experimental Mac client ports.
  • You can find the servers in the Steam library (switch the filter to "Tools") - "Arma 3 Server" (based on your OS, it will download the Windows or Linux version).
    • Administrators can also use the command-line SteamCMD utility. The app ID is to be 233780.
    • NVIDIA GameWorks™ Technology provided under license from NVIDIA Corporation. Copyright © 2002-2018 NVIDIA Corporation. All rights reserved. NVIDIA® and PhysX® are trademarks of NVIDIA Corporation and are used under license.
  • In case of problems, please check the Bohemia Interactive support F.A.Q., Arma 3 F.A.Q., BattlEye F.A.Q., or Launcher troubleshooting guide.
  • You can help us to further improve the game by posting your feedback on the Feedback Tracker.

 

Arma 3 Mini-Update 2.16 Patch CHANGELOG

 

ENGINE

  • Added: Video option that allows overriding and reducing haze strength (Standard is default and means the world config settings are used)
  • Added: overrideHazeQuality server and scenario parameters, and also added haze to the getVideoOptions command
  • Tweaked: Ultrawide is now the default for high aspect ratio screens (instead of triple-head)
  • Added: focusOn script command
  • Added: setWaterLeakiness / setWaterFillPercentage / getWaterFillPercentage script commands
  • Added: getWaterLeakiness script command
  • Added: Ability to draw cutRsc/cutText/cutObj behind the game HUD using a new bool parameter - FT-T72205
  • Added: Preprocessor definitions __YEAR__ / __MONTH__ / __DAY__
  • Added: description.ext DifficultyOverride class
  • Added: Aspect ratio settings for ultrawide monitors (disables triple-head detection)
  • Added: "Restart required" dialog when changing aspect ratio's triple-head state
  • Added: set/getFuelConsumptionCoef script commands - FT-T172144
  • Tweaked: "HandleDamage" event was extended with additional context
  • Fixed: clientOwner of the server host changed after loading a save (e.g. leading to never-ending secondary tank explosions) - FT-T175731
  • Fixed: Sling loading hooks could get duplicated on loading saves - FT-T177659
  • Fixed: Disabled helicopters exploding when turned upside down (previously experimental only, switched to all builds enabled)
  • Fixed: Bug / crash where file reads could be mixed up and the wrong file was attempted to be read - FT-T164178
  • Fixed: Possible crash when being disconnected from a multiplayer server
  • Fixed: createHashMapObject passed a wrong value in the constructor's _self variable, if called in a scheduled environment - FT-T175632
  • Fixed: Game freeze when changing unit group assignment inside Zeus when a unit is synced to a trigger - FT-T175342
  • Fixed: Crash when trying to use playTrigger or volume expressions in CfgSoundSets on a SoundObject
  • Fixed: Server could get stuck in a state where every player was kicked due to BattlEye timeout
  • Fixed: createHashMapObject when using Object/HashMap as #base
  • Fixed: UI to Texture would not reload after being unloaded (out of VRAM or changing texture quality)
  • Fixed: HashMapObject with an unscheduled flag would not return any values when methods are called - FT-T176535
  • Fixed: damageEffects material swapping did not consider hiddenSelection material changes (on hit points without a visual selection) - FT-T173561
  • Fixed: Vehicles' VisualSensor could see targets through buildings and objects - FT-T176526
  • Fixed: Default system memory detection on 64bit systems was limited to 4GB (now is 16GB)
  • Fixed: Default system memory detection on 64bit Linux servers was limited to 4GB (now is 8GB)
  • Fixed: A possible crash connected to sling loading
  • Fixed: Various PhysX issues related to the vehicle suspension system

 

LAUNCHER

  • Added: Support for Reaction Forces Creator DLC
  • Tweaked: The Launcher now does not create the !Workshop folder anymore in Proton (because it did not work correctly) - FT-T178177

 

SERVER

  • Updated: Stand-alone Windows Dedicated Server (2.16)
  • Updated: Stand-alone Linux Dedicated Server (2.16)
    • The data in -mod=contact is not fully multiplayer compatible (it is meant for the singleplayer campaign experience); we recommend only hosting servers with it for special use cases
      • This data is signed by a new A3C key whose presence can be used to control what client data is allowed on the server
    • Known issue: Steam client modifies the steam_appid.txt file incorrectly. In case of issues, verify its content is: 107410
    • Known issue: Sometimes the add-ons are loaded from the wrong installation (e.g. main game)
    • Try adding -mod=curator;kart;heli;mark;expansion;jets;argo;orange;tacops;tank;enoch;aow to your arma3server.exe shortcut

 

That’s the entirety of the patch notes for Mini-Update 2.16 on March 26 for Arma 3 on Steam PC.

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1012 March 27, 2024

Posted on by Michelle Pereira

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Mar 27.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

Still Mar 26 at your location? Try our Wordle answer page for that day instead!

 

Wordle Hint Today 1012 March 27, 2024

Wordle Hint Today
Today’s Wordle Hint

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

The action of being bitten or pricked by an insect, typically resulting in pain, swelling, or irritation at the site of the bite; past tense and past participle form.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“G”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“N”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“U”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“T”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“S”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 138 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “STUNG”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1011 March 26, 2024

 

Wordle #1010 For March 25, 2024

“SALLY“

A sudden charge out of a besieged place against the enemy; to set out from a place to engage in a venture or activity.

It can also mean a witty remark or a quick, energetic action.

A female given name.

 

Wordle #1009 For March 24, 2024

“TOWEL“

A piece of absorbent fabric or paper used for drying or wiping oneself or objects.

 

Wordle #1008 For March 23, 2024

“RISEN“

A verb that means to move from a lower position to a higher one, to ascend, or to become higher in level, position, or status; past participle form.

 

Wordle #1007 For March 22, 2024

“DECAY“

The gradual deterioration or decomposition of something over time.

 

Wordle #1006 For March 21, 2024

“SHADE“

The darkness created by an object blocking the light from the sun or a source of light.

 

Wordle #1005 For March 20, 2024

“LINGO“

A specialized or informal vocabulary used by a particular group, profession, or community.

 

Wordle #1004 For March 19, 2024

“ABIDE“

To accept or act in accordance with a rule, decision, or recommendation; to tolerate or endure something.

 

Wordle #1003 For March 18, 2024

“SPELT“

To recite, write, or form words with letters in the correct order; past tense and past participle of that verb.

 

Wordle #1002 For March 17, 2024

“SNORT“

To forcefully inhale air through the nose, often audibly, as a reflex action or to clear the nasal passages, and sometimes in the context of narcotics.

 

Wordle #1001 For March 16, 2024

“TOXIN“

A harmful substance produced by living organisms, such as bacteria, fungi, plants, or animals, that can cause damage to cells, tissues, or organs when ingested, inhaled, or otherwise absorbed into the body.

 

Wordle #1000 For March 15, 2024

“ERUPT“

To burst or break out suddenly and violently, especially in terms of a volcano releasing lava, ash, and gases.

 

Wordle #999 For March 14, 2024

“SINCE“

A point in time from which something has continued or developed; the starting point of a period of time.

 

Wordle #998 For March 13, 2024

“LOCAL“

Something that is nearby, or in the immediate vicinity, as opposed to being widespread or global. Or a person who resides in a particular area or community.

 

Wordle #997 For March 12, 2024

“HEAVE“

To lift, haul, or throw a heavy object with great effort. Also used to describe when a chest rises and falls rhythmically or spasmodically as if struggling to breathe.

 

Wordle #996 For March 11, 2024

“PESKY“

An adjective used informally to describe something or someone annoying, bothersome, or causing minor but persistent trouble or irritation.

 

Wordle #995 For March 10, 2024

“GRASP“

As a noun: a firm hold or grip.

As a verb: to understand or to comprehend something.

 

Wordle #994 For March 9, 2024

“CHEER“

As a verb, to express happiness or encouragement, oftentimes with a loud shout, slogan, or acclamation.

 

Wordle #993 For March 8, 2024

“EARLY“

An adjective that refers to something occurring or done before the expected, usual, or appointed time.

 

Wordle #992 For March 7, 2024

“CLONE“

Produce genetically identical copies of an organism, typically through asexual reproduction or by using biotechnological methods.

 

Wordle #991 For March 6, 2024

“TEARY“

An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.

 

Wordle #990 For March 5, 2024

“HUNCH“

A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.

A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.

 

Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024

“FLAME“

The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.

 

Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024

“STATE“

As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.

 

Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024

“URBAN“

The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.

 

Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024

“FORTY“

A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.

 

Wordle #985 For February 29, 2024

“IMAGE“

A visual representation or depiction of something, typically produced by photography, painting, drawing, or digital means.

 

Wordle #984 For February 28, 2024

“DEVIL“

A supernatural being, often depicted as evil, malevolent, or the adversary of God.

 

Wordle #983 For February 27, 2024

“SENSE“

As a noun, any of the five faculties through which stimuli from the external world are received and perceived: sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.

 

Wordle #982 For February 26, 2024

“OFTEN“

An adverb that indicates frequency or regularity of occurrence.

 

Wordle #981 For February 25, 2024

“SMITH“

A common surname of English origin.

A person who works with skill and craftsmanship in the creation of various objects.

 

Wordle #980 For February 24, 2024

“PIPER“

A musician who plays the bagpipes, a traditional wind instrument.

 

Wordle #979 For February 23, 2024

“APART“

Separate or detached from something else; not connected or joined together.

 

Wordle #978 For February 22, 2024

“HEAVY“

Used as an adjective to indicate having great weight; difficult to lift, move, or carry due to mass or density.

 

Wordle #977 For February 21, 2024

“BUILD“

Used as a verb most commonly: to construct, assemble, or create something, such as a structure, or object.

 

Wordle #976 For February 20, 2024

“MATCH“

To be equal or corresponding to something else in quality, quantity, or significance.

 

Wordle #975 For February 19, 2024

“PRICE“

The amount of money or value that must be paid or exchanged to acquire goods or services.

 

Wordle #974 For February 18, 2024

“RIDGE“

A long, narrow, elevated area of land that forms a crest or a continuous line along the top of a mountain, or hill.

 

Wordle #973 For February 17, 2024

“PSALM“

A sacred song or hymn, typically from a specific titular Biblical book, which is a collection of religious poems and prayers found in the Old Testament of the Bible.

 

Wordle #972 For February 16, 2024

“STASH“

As a noun: a secret or hidden supply of something, typically valuable or desirable items.

As a verb: to hide or store something away, often for future use or for safekeeping.

 

Wordle #971 For February 15, 2024

“ASCOT“

A type of necktie or cravat that is typically worn with formal attire. It consists of a narrow strip of fabric that is folded over and tied in a manner similar to a scarf, with the ends tucked into the collar of a shirt.

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update 2 Patch Notes Mar 26 2024

Posted on by Michelle Pereira

Here are the complete patch notes for the second update of Expeditions: A MudRunner Game on March 26, 2024. As mentioned in the patch notes for the previously released hotfix, these changes might not be available to console players until early next month, when they all updates are collectively pushed to them at one time.

 

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update Patch Notes Hotfix 1 Mar 19 2024

 

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update 2 Mar 26

It's here 🛠️🚚

Here is the second patch for Expeditions: A MudRunner Game. You shall find the list bug fixes that this patch brings:

 

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update 2 Mar 26 Trucks:

  • The Scout 800 has been added as a free truck with a unique skin
  • Free skins have been added for ANK, YAR and Khan Marshall
  • Added vanilla skin for Tuz 108 which is unlocked for PROS registration
  • Fixed the bug that allowed the sale of previously sold tyres
  • Changed price of default wheels to 0 credits in order to prevent abuse in the in-game economy
  • Stones no longer get stuck to the Loadstar 1700’s suspensions

 

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update 2 Mar 26 Gameplay:

  • Added a pop up that warns the player about resetting progress of side activities before leaving an expedition
  • Changed controls for the Tire inflation system - to accept or exit from this window, use the 'Esc' button
  • All outposts have been given a vehicle landing limit of 4 (previously it was 2)
  • The bug making cars fall into the rock while using the Jack-Screw has been fixed
  • Currency is awarded for selling non-quest items from inventory
  • The fake zone in the expedition “A Day in the Life” now displays correctly
  • It is now possible to complete the quest “Air Delivery”
  • Controls in the Tutorial work properly after skipping the Echo sounder stage
  • The Drone Camera’s signal changes depending on the currently used specialist
  • Frame modules are saved after re-entering the game
  • Fixed the Metal detector that indicated an non-existent upgrade zones

 

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update 2 Mar 26 UI:

  • The Map automatically focuses on an active truck right after being opened
  • A Time skip button has been added to the Map
  • The icon is displayed for Eastern outpost on Elusive Fauna map
  • The Summary window shows prices of all item for sale before leaving expeditions
  • The icons of the base modules are now centered

 

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update 2 Mar 26 Localizations:

  • Added descriptions for modules in the Modules window
  • Added Czech localization on PROS screens in the Main Menu
  • Fixed the descriptions of the “Altar” quest

 

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update 2 Mar 26 Sounds:

  • Improved honk sounds for trucks Tuz 16, Tatra Force, Step 310E, Loadstar 1700, Don 71
  • Improved sounds of sliders and clicks in the Photomode
  • The sounds when the water and a truck interact have been adjusted

 

Expeditions: A MudRunner Game Update 2 Mar 26 Mod support:

The navigation buttons work correctly when there are no mods available in the Mod browser

 

Those are the patch notes for update 2 on March 26 for Expeditions: A MudRunner Game on PC.

Nickelodeon Announces End of Controversial ‘Take a Pedophile to Work Day’

Posted on by Doug Kolic

NEW YORK – In response to disturbing abuse claims made in the new ID docuseries Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV, Nickelodeon CEO Brian Robbins announced that effectively immediately, all future “Take a Pedophile to Work Days” will be shelved.

“We are dismayed and saddened to learn of the trauma alleged in this new documentary,” said Robbins very carefully, surrounded by his legal representatives. “We want the public and more importantly our advertisers to know that such abuses will never happen again because we’ve decided, almost unanimously, to get rid of our controversial ‘Take a Pedophile to Work Day.’”

The move was welcomed by some, but others felt the communications and roll out were sloppy.

“It could have been handled better,” one insider said under condition of anonymity. “At least give people a few days to prepare for the change, not just an email saying you’ve been kicked off the company slack and won’t be invited back for future days.”

Parent Colleen Williams, whose kids had a casting call for a new show on the network, gave her opinion on the matter.

“I’m happy that they’re getting rid of it and honestly I don’t think they should have ever had it in the first place,” Williams said. “It’s disappointing, but it’s also comforting to know that there’s still a lot of good people here who worked with Dan Schneider and Brian Peck who had no clue about what was going on literally right in front of their faces.”

HR Expert Holly Franklin described how companies use different methods to boost morale.

“Every workplace tries to engage staff in different ways,” described Franklin. “I’ve never heard of a company going this far, but it seems like a lot of the content was almost exclusively created for that audience so you might as well have the experts there.”

At press time documentary filmmakers were recommending parents get their kids into a safer industry like amateur stunt work or maybe roofing.

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Y9S1.1 Update Patch Notes Mar 26

Posted on by Michelle Pereira

Year 9 Season 1.1 of Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege has some patch notes today.

Check it all out right here below.

 

https://hard-drive.net/guides/tom-clancys-rainbow-six-siege-y9s1-2-update-patch-notes-apr-9/

 

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Y9S1.1 PATCH NOTES

See the fixes here that are coming in Y9S1.1.

 

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Y9S1.1 PATCH SIZE

Find the download sizes for each platform below.
  • Ubisoft Connect: 2.2 GB
  • Steam: 1.9 GB
  • Xbox One: 2.27 GB
  • Xbox Series X: 2.51 GB
  • PlayStation 4: 2.73 GB
  • PlayStation 5: 2.49 GB

 

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Y9S1.1 BUG FIXES

 

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Y9S1.1 GAMEPLAY

  • FIXED - Feet aren't covered by Ballistic Shield when crouched.
  • FIXED - AI Bots get stuck on furniture when moving to the defuser if planted in the south east corner of 1F Bar on the Chalet map.
  • FIXED - Eliminations counter doesn't update if more than 3 targets are eliminated at the same time in Map Run Target Mode.
  • FIXED - Wrong room marked as complete for the 4th step of Map Run on the Coastline map.
  • FIXED - Wrong magnification for the .44 Mag Semi-Auto.
  • FIXED - Players can double vault using a Deployable Shield and Azami's Kiba Barrier to reach areas providing unintended lines of sight.

 

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Y9S1.1 LEVEL DESIGN

  • FIXED - Defenders detected outside between 2F Yellow Corridor and 2F Cafe Corridor on the Theme Park map.
  • FIXED - Players can vault onto a cabinet located in 2F Tea Room on the Skyscraper map.
  • FIXED - Defenders detected outside in 1F Main Stairs on the Border map.
  • FIXED - Walls clip through the rooftop in EXT Bedroom Roof on the Villa map.
  • FIXED - Players can navigate onto a metal box located at EXT Sailboats on the Kanal map.
  • FIXED - Defenders detected outside between 1F Blue Room and 1F Joint Corridor on the Theme Park map.
  • FIXED - Players are able to navigate onto the top of stacked barrels located at 1F Barrel Room on the Theme Park map.
  • FIXED - Defuser can't be retrieved after dropping it while exiting or entering rappel stance next to a railing in EXT Terrace Balcony on the Outback map.

 

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Y9S1.1 OPERATORS

  • FIXED - Buck's Skeleton Key doesn't work as intended when pressing the fire key during the transition animation.
  • FIXED - Deimos' DeathMARK gauge does not show the cooldown refill in caster mode.
  • FIXED - Deimos' DeathMARK won't activate right after switching targeted operators.
  • FIXED - Bandit's Shock Wire persists when affected by EMP grenades.

 

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Y9S1.1 USER EXPERIENCE

  • FIXED - Reputation values are inaccurate when a player has negative tiles with actions displayed in the Reputation tab.
  • FIXED - Rendering issue upon viewing the main and subcategories of the Locker.
  • FIXED - Navigation keys have no functionality inside the intro page of the Battle Pass.
  • FIXED - Unintended guard break animation occurs after stepping on a fire source when using a Ballistic Shield.
  • FIXED - FPS drops when players quickly pass over Operators in the Operators tab.
  • FIXED - Various UI issues.

 

That’s everything in the latest update’s patch notes for Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Year 9 Season 1.

Helldivers 2 Update Patch Notes 01.000.104 Mar 26

Posted on by Michelle Pereira

The newest patch for Helldivers 2 is significantly smaller than previous updates and is intended to address issues with Arc based weaponry. Yes, the patch notes below really are that short.

A few days ago, the developers of Helldivers 2 identified the cause of persistent crashes for some players immediately after patch 01.000.103 was released on March 20:

 

We have identified the cause of the freezes many players have been experiencing, and we're in the process of building a patch to fix it that should be ready to deploy early next week. In the meantime, we advise against using the Arc Thrower, Arc Shotgun, and Tesla Tower as those appear to be linked to the issue.

Thank you for your continued patience!

 

This week’s patch stops the game from freezing when using the above mentioned weapons and Stratagems.

Read more further down below, to find out about issues that have NOT been resolved yet. Check out the rest of our guides for potential fixes on some of them, if you continue to be denied your right to deliver democracy.

 

Helldivers 2 Mar 26 01.000.104 Patch Notes

Hello all! Small fix coming in today!

 

Helldivers 2 Mar 26 01.000.104 Patch Overview

What's been done in this patch.
  • Fixes to the Arc based weapons

 

MORE IN HELLDIVERS 2 GUIDES:

 

Helldivers 2 Mar 26 01.000.104 Fixes
Game no longer freezes when firing arcs from the following weapons and stratagems
  • Arc Thrower
  • Arc Shotgun
  • Tesla Tower

 

MORE IN HELLDIVERS 2 BUG FIXES AND SETTINGS:

 

Helldivers 2 Mar 26 01.000.104 Known Issues

These are issues that were either introduced by this patch and are being worked on, or are from a previous version and have not yet been fixed.
  • Various issues involving friend invites and cross-play:
    • 🔹 Cross-platform friend invites might not show up in the Friend Requests tab.
    • 🔹 Players cannot unfriend other players befriended via friend code.
    • 🔹 Players cannot unblock players that were not in their Friends list beforehand.
    • 🔹 Players cannot befriend players with Steam names shorter than 3 characters.
  • Hellpod steering close to large or important objects is currently not functioning as intended, resulting in steering being disabled in a large area around the object.
  • Online features are not functioning when console language is set to Ukrainian.
  • Players may be unable to select loadout when joining a multiplayer via an activity card.
  • Planet liberation reaches 100% at the end of every Defend mission.
  • Drowning in deep water with a Vitality Booster equipped puts Helldiver in a broken state.
  • Exosuits will sometimes be delivered in a damaged or broken state.
  • Stratagem beam might attach itself to an enemy but it will deploy to its original location.
  • Pink artifacts may appear in the sky when setting off large explosions.
  • Text chat box display is obstructed by the cinematic letterboxing during extraction.
  • Sometimes the player’s loadout customizations will reset after restarting the game.

 

Helldivers 2 Update Patch Notes 01.000.103 Mar 20

 

That’s the entirety of the patch notes for Helldivers 2 Mar 26 Patch 01.000.104

Boeing CEO Steps Down Amid Reports That He’s Got a Few Screws Loose

Posted on by Sarah Cortina

ARLINGTON, VA—Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun has reportedly stepped down from the company following reports that, not unlike some Boeing planes, the CEO himself has a few screws loose.

“I get it, I get it. People are angry because it seems like we’re focusing more on shareholder value than the safety of our aircrafts,” Calhoun said. “But why is everyone so mad about the door flying off? At least no one died. Obviously the same can’t be said for that one Lion Air flight. Or that Ethiopian Airlines flight. But those weren’t in the US so it was a lot easier to get away with. USA! USA! USA!”

“Finance is so complicated,” Calhoun continued, “and what makes or breaks businesses can vary depending on industry. My personal business philosophy can be best tied to this airplane shaped piggy bank.” Calhoun then picked up the object and proceeded to make “PBBBBBTTTTTT” airplane noises with his lips.

Frequent Boeing flier Sam Gregorio was incredulous.

“He’s not leaving until the end of 2024,” Gregorio said. “What’s even the point? He still has months to keep making bad decisions for the company. How many more doors are going to fall off before this guy actually leaves his job? And are we supposed to believe he’s the only one responsible for all this? Is he really that nuts?”

CFO Brian West confirmed the change in power was for good reason.

“While we are sad to hear about Dave’s departure, it is for the better, as he’s clearly lost it — the evidence is right there in plane sight. What really matters in the world of aviation, where we trap 300 paying customers on a metal tube that hurtles through pressurized air for a few hours, is shareholder value. Our stock is already up 2.5%. Sure, we messed up. We’re human, after all. Just humans ignoring humans who raise problems with our products. Maybe everyone has a few screws loose. Like John Barnett, the whistleblower that definitely killed himself.”

At press time, Calhoun was spotted running through the Boeing campus with his arms out to his sides, “flying.”

Potential TikTok Ban Set to Return Kids Back to Long Form Propaganda

Posted on by Rob Bailey

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an affirmative House vote, the Senate is set to consider banning Tiktok, moving America’s children away from quick, seconds-long propaganda videos back to uncomfortably long books and podcasts.

“TikTok exposes our children to adorable little propaganda clips created by our adversaries,” said Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers, R-Wash, a supporter of the ban. “It has ground the attention span of our youth to dust, robbing them of valuable time that could be spent studying new History books with a fresh perspective on the Civil War, watching Reagan biographies, or listening to lengthy Joe Rogan podcasts where Jamie neglects fact checking a claim that really should have been validated. It is long past time for us to protect future generations from themselves.”

Claire Foster, a self-proclaimed elder member of Gen-Z, disagreed.

“There’s literally barely any newspeak at all,” Foster said. “Most of my algorithm is people arm-dancing to Mao Zedong’s favorite song ‘Red Sun in the Sky.’ It’s not our fault the song is a bussin’ banger, no cap. And that’s protected speech under the first amendment! Just like the choreography to “Takogo, kak Putin!” (“A Man Like Putin!”) and the CCP Duck Fat Challenge!”

Disinformation researcher Dr. Greeley McMahon provided additional insight.

“The kids today don’t realize how much being bombarded with rapidfire disinformation affects them,” said McMahon, thumbing through a dog-eared copy of Das Kapital. “They need to reject materialism, organize, and take labor back from the bourgeoisie. And they’re never going to be able to do any of that if they’re constantly distracted by their phones.”

At press time, Senators waiting to vote on the ban were seen giggling at a TikTok of dancing corgis in tiny Eastern Bloc uniforms.

Krillin Turned away From Own Ride at Dragon Ball Theme Park for Not Meeting Height Requirement

Posted on by Alec Walker

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — The new Saudi-operated Dragonball Z theme park turned Krillin away from his own ride due to safety concerns for his tiny little boy body, multiple sources confirmed.

“Same shit, different day. I barely get any screen time on the show as it is, the least they could do is let me ride my own damn rollercoaster,” said Krillin, while flying around freely through the air faster than a rollercoaster could ever go. “My own daughter can go on the ride, but I can’t. Sure, she could be killed in the street here if her knees are exposed, but that’s nothing compared to the immense shame I feel as a man of below average height. A person can only be stoned to death once; I have to live with my height every day.”

Goku, the face of the theme park and the series, was outraged by the oversight.

“So are you, like, a journalist person? You have to write down everything I say, right? Blehlahlohblahhhhh! Hehehehe. This is fun,” said Goku, while getting tangled in his own mic cord. “Anyway, it’s not right that my friend can’t go on his ride. Is Frieza running the park or something? Hehe, just kidding. I’ll just stuff Krillin into my gi so we can sneak onto the ride together! I bet it’ll make a great filler episode, too. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have to fight the 15-year-old human ride attendant. I hope he’s strong cause I won’t hold back!”

The creator of the park, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, tried to defuse the situation.

“Honestly, if Goku and Krillin weren’t so strong, someone might’ve assassinated them already for complaining publicly. Of course — if any of our park patrons were to complain, absolutely nothing bad would happen to them,” said MBS, winking heavily. “Unfortunately, the rules are the rules, and we here in Saudi Arabia are extremely concerned about park safety. We wouldn’t want anyone being killed on a ride.”

At press time, Krillin was seen attempting to price out leg-lengthening surgery on his cop salary.

TerraTech Worlds Update Patch Notes Critical Fix Mar 25

Posted on by Michelle Pereira

 

We’ve just released a critical fix update to address a number of crashes and freezes that players have been experiencing. This is a small but urgent update, and we want to make sure that we get this out as soon as possible. This includes:
  • Fixing the issue where players can’t interact with the inventory when HideUI option is enabled
  • Fixing a crash that occurs if a cargo block is shot off your Tech while you’re firing an ammo-using weapon
  • Fixing a crash that can occur when a cab (or Halo Relocator) is shot off a Tech at the same time as the halo is turned off
  • Fixed an issue where launching a New Game fails and takes you back to the Main Menu (for those running the game from a network drive).
  • Fixed a crash that can occur if loading a save with an active fragmenter

 

We also want to say how much we appreciate the feedback we’ve seen from you over the weekend - we have been listening to everything you’ve been saying and are acting on that feedback. Later today we will have more to share about a forthcoming update that is more directly focused on game balancing, feature changes and much more. This is just the beginning - more to come soon.

 

TerraTech Worlds Update Patch Notes Mar 27

 

That’s everything in the critical fix update on March 25 for TerraTech Worlds on Steam PC.

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