MIDWICH, Calif. — A local party reportedly had its vibes completely fucked last night after a palpable tension grew between…
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DETROIT — The head of General Motors unveiled a plan today to be doing “some serious F-Zero shit” by 2035. …
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CHAO GARDEN — Police have confirmed that the death of 2-hour-old Chao “Happy” came at the hands of local loan…
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Did you see that headline? What’d you think? Pretty thought provoking, huh? Should every game have an easy mode? Fuck…
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario has reportedly fallen ill after hypothesizing that eating a dead rat he found might somehow imbue…
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SINNOH — Sources have confirmed that local Pokémon trainer Alex Sherman has reportedly taken their beloved Lucario named Riles, who…
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SEATTLE — Gamers around the world have reacted to the upcoming Devolver Digital and Galvanic Games co-op survival sandbox Wizard…
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Film fan Derrick Vicks became frozen in fear after enjoying the movie “Comets & Lights” and realizing…
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Mark Roebuck
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Howdy, gamers! There wasn’t a ton of news to riff on today, but we came up with a really exciting…
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Hi, gamers! We wanted to take a break from ripping a blistering satire hole through every stupid thing that happens…
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