Connor Crain
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KANSAS CITY — Long-running Super Smash Bros. Melee tournaments across the country are seeing massively dwindling attendance numbers over the…
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Naomi Krause
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ROUTE 124, Hoenn — A local Slowpoke nicknamed Doodoohead has reportedly entered an extreme state of confusion regarding his sexual…
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Saad Khan
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LOS ANGELES — Audiences are raving about a recent decision by CBS to replace Late Late Show host James Corden…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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If there’s one thing I know about society, it’s that it’s built atop a mountain of fairness. If things suddenly…
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Dan Kozuh
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Hey guys, thanks for coming over. And really, stop apologizing. It’s fine that most of you were a little late…
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Mark Roebuck
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I’ve lived a pretty wild and lucky life so far, there’s no just no way around it. When I look…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — A trailer for the upcoming film Rocket Guyz claims that the film will “only [be] in theaters…
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Kevin Podas
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CHICAGO — After several weeks of discussing her patient’s relationship with his family, work-life balance, and dating history, therapist Andrea…
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Zack White
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Throughout this country, the pillars of American tradition are under attack. The Constitution, The Church, and The Family have all…
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Jakob Biddle
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ATLANTA — Local adult man Patrick Perez has taken to Youtube to vent his frustrations about the current state of…
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