Mark Roebuck
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DETROIT — The head of General Motors unveiled a plan today to be doing “some serious F-Zero shit” by 2035. …
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Mark Roebuck
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario has reportedly fallen ill after hypothesizing that eating a dead rat he found might somehow imbue…
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SINNOH — Sources have confirmed that local Pokémon trainer Alex Sherman has reportedly taken their beloved Lucario named Riles, who…
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Connor Crain
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KANSAS CITY — Long-running Super Smash Bros. Melee tournaments across the country are seeing massively dwindling attendance numbers over the…
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Naomi Krause
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ROUTE 124, Hoenn — A local Slowpoke nicknamed Doodoohead has reportedly entered an extreme state of confusion regarding his sexual…
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Mark Roebuck
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TOKYO — While still not confirmed officially, a Twitter account that’s been leaving cynical and confrontational replies on posts regarding…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — After delaying its release indefinitely following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine several weeks ago, Nintendo has promised that…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Nintendo fan Dylan Summers unveiled his wishlist for the hotly-anticipated sequel to 2017’s The Legend of Zelda:…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives made a bizarre clarification earlier today, insisting that a piece of artwork that’s gone viral…
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Walker MacDonald
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RUCKERSVILLE, Va. — Following the announcement that Nintendo will discontinue the Wii U & 3DS eShops, local retro gamer Drew…
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