Family Tag Archives - Page 2

Sean Mullee • March 26, 2023

YOUR SISTER’S HOUSE — Close sources report that your 20-year reign as the family video game champion finally came to…

Joe Tilleli • January 29, 2023

MUNCIE, Ind. — Local aunt Linda Benson reportedly took to the Facebook comment section to ruthlessly defend what she believed…

Kevin Podas • November 20, 2022

SANDUSKY, Ohio — Courtney McBride announced to her son Aidan McBride this week that her new boyfriend, Steve Adams, is…

Ben Friedman • November 8, 2022

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — A local man’s dispiriting weekly visit to his grandmother’s nursing home turned around unexpectedly after discovering…

Ryan Fleishman • May 11, 2022

AKRON, Ohio — Reports are indicating that your mother has called and left you a voicemail because she wanted you…

Ryan Simmons • April 1, 2022

Hey, it’s Dad. How come every time I ask you what you guys did to the dang computer you ignore…

Colleen Nerney • February 1, 2022

SARATOGA SPRINGS, Fla. — Local sources report that Mom has been excited to call you, as she learned about one…

Mark Roebuck • August 26, 2021

CHESAPEAKE, Va. — Worried family members have confirmed that an ordinary round of the classic board game Clue alerted local…

Chandler Dean • August 23, 2021

YOUR LIVING ROOM — Late Sunday night in the midst of an otherwise chill evening of winding down from the…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • February 22, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Restaurant chain Olive Garden has teamed up with the Fast & Furious franchise to promote the importance…

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