Every Tears of the Kingdom Armor Set Ranked by If You Could Wear It to a Wedding
If you’ve been playing Tears of the Kingdom for 300 hours and lost all your friends and family as a…
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Colleen Nerney
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Breath of the Wild Was a ‘Modest Test of Strength’ for My Relationship
I have a confession to make — I am a fake gamer girl. I love video games and for most…
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The Definitive Ranking of the Homestar Runner Games, Whether You Like It or Not
If you were between 9 and 19 with internet access in the early 2000s, you probably remember (or were at…
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You’re Not Hallucinating: ‘Chex Quest’ Was a Very Real Video Game
Everyone remembers their first. Whether it be your first live concert (the A-Teens), your first car (a dented Honda CR-V),…
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Nintendo Files Copyright Claim on Italy
KYOTO, Japan — Video game giant Nintendo has recently filed a copyright claim on the country of Italy, according to…
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Elon Musk’s Daughter Tells Him She Will Be Cutting Family Member Headcount by 10%
SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk’s 18-year-old daughter, who recently came out as transgender, alerted him to impending family member cuts…
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Weird Jerk-Off Instruction Video Prompts Masturbating Viewer to Lock Family in Their Rooms and Burn Down the House
LINCOLN, N.E. — Local college student Tyler Biggs recently fell victim to a horrifying and bizarre series of directions from…
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Mom Excited to Tell You About New Game She Heard of Called “Minecraft”
SARATOGA SPRINGS, Fla. — Local sources report that Mom has been excited to call you, as she learned about one…
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