Tag: family

Kid Playing Lego Fortnite Leaves Controller Out For Dad to Step on

Brendan Osorio • January 30, 2024

David Middelton, father of 3, stepped on a controller one of his goddamn sons probably left out after playing Lego…

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10 Best Video Games Still At My Parent’s House

Hard Drive Staff • January 15, 2024

Contrary to what people on the internet may say, there comes a day when all Hard Drive writers move out…

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She’ll Be Missed: Grandma Just Became Lootable

Cameron Abernathy • January 4, 2024

“That’s when I noticed a faint blue outline radiating around her, and her body started to make the Fortnite chest…

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Boomer Dad Who Warned You Not to Believe Anything On Internet Now Believes Everything On Internet

Hard Drive Staff • January 3, 2024

“You and your generation get way too uptight over simple differences of opinion! Why can’t we just agree to disagree…

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We Rewatched All 11 Hours and 36 Minutes of the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition Because Our Dad Is Visiting and It’s That or Have an Actual Conversation

Dan Kozuh • December 27, 2023

"I can really only listen to my dad talk about his new tankless water heater for so long. Middle Earth,…

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Disgusting: No Son of Mine Is Going to “Grind” for Cosmetics

Dan Katz • December 16, 2023

ATLANTA – As a father, I need to make sure my children are raised correctly and after overhearing my son…

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Superhot Player Prevents Fight with Parents About Employment Status by Standing Absolutely Still

Connor Telford • November 27, 2023

According to reports Lewis Platt froze in his kitchen on Sunday night when his parents, Joan and Harold Platt, asked…

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“When the Enemy Is Not at Peace With Their Thoughts, Death Will Come Easily,” Dead-Eyed Nephew Says of Fortnite Strategy

Drew Saunders • November 20, 2023

"From the enchanting forests of Wailing Woods to the rolling waves eroding the cliffs of Snobby Shores, there will be…

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Oh, You’re a Gamer? Name Three Games on Your Phone

Kyle Duggan • August 1, 2023

Hey there, Uncle Nick. Glad you were able to make it to the family cookout. I like your Kingdom Hearts…

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Every Halo 3 Map Ranked by How Good a Place It Would Be to Raise a Family

Jeremy Kaplowitz • July 12, 2023

“None of the Halo maps are a good place to raise a family! There’s guys shooting each other all over…

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