This Can’t Be Good: Guy In Spider-Man Costume Just Told Everyone to Make Some Room
"He hit his head and he didn’t get back up and then my dad said we had to go to…
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Sean Mullee
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“How’d You Know I Live by a Train Yard?” Our Interview with Ryan Gosling
From Drive to Blade Runner 2049, Ryan Gosling has been the envy of socially awkward guys for over a decade.…
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Looney Tunes Characters Ranked by Their Utility as a Military Asset
The Looney Tunes have long been used by the U.S. military as morale boosters in the form of aircraft nose…
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Every Wii Accessory Ranked by How Easily Senator Dianne Feinstein Could Use It
Back in 2006, Nintendo marketed the Wii as a family console for gamers of all ages. But when someone says…
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Uh Oh: Nephew Got Way Better At Smash Bros Since You Last Saw Him
YOUR SISTER’S HOUSE — Close sources report that your 20-year reign as the family video game champion finally came to…
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Man Eaten by Loot Crate That Was Actually a Mimic
GREENBELT, Md. — Tragedy struck this week as an unsuspecting local man was devoured whole by a mimic disguised as…
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Disadvantaged Mutant Has to Work His Way Through Public School for Gifted Youngsters
ALBANY, N.Y. — Due to financial difficulties, local mutant Rodney Carson has been forced to remain in his hometown and…
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Washington Announces New Comprehensive Far Cry Healthcare Plan
WASHINGTON — President Biden has signed the Far Cry Care Act, a groundbreaking new healthcare bill that expands the availability…
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New ‘Mission: Impossible’ Stunt Will Have Tom Cruise Attempt to Leave Scientology
CLEARWATER, Fla. — The upcoming Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One will reportedly include star Tom Cruise’s craziest stunt…
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New Edition of Scrabble Adds ‘Cool S’ Tile
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — In an effort to reach out to young people, Hasbro announced a new edition of the popular…
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