God Announces End of Service for Popular ‘Heaven’ MMO
SAN FRANCISCO — After spending several centuries and every console generation with a sizable and loyal userbase, God has announced…
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Parents: Do Not Let Your Children Google Elephant Mario
When normal, well-socialized humans saw Mario transform into an elephant they probably chuckled. Some may say “awww,” finding the trunk-wielding…
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Persona 3 Reload Has Me Using An Evoker
I love Persona. I put in 100 hours to beat Persona 5 the week it came out on, living on…
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I Sincerely Hope None Of You Bought This Swarovski x Marvel Collaboration
Today, I made the mistake of opening Facebook. Besides the usual memes for geriatrics and raging Trump uncles, I had…
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New Yorkers: This Is Your Opportunity to Experience a Real-Life Poison Level
If you are a gamer in New York City, this is your best chance in a lifetime to experience a…
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5 Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Characters That Can Burn in Hell
Everyone told me The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is a great relaxation game, but I’m calling BS.…
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Our 100% Objectively Correct Ranking of Final Fantasy Games
Everyone’s ranked the Final Fantasy games. However, these rankings all have one common problem: they’re wrong. Metacritic scores, fan reception,…
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We Ranked The Tetris Blocks
That’s right, we finally settled the decades-long debate over where Tetris blocks would be placed on a letter-based tier list.…
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As Video Game Fans, We Should Know To Ignore The ‘Super Mario Bros Movie’ Reviews
In a tale as old as time, the Super Mario Bros. Movie released today to raucous applause from the audience…
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The Last of Us Season 1’s Finale Is a Grim Reminder That Mushrooms Are Evil
Now that The Last of Us season finale has aired, gamers and TV watchers can all agree that the core…
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