Michael Pacholik
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VATICAN CITY — A spokesman from the Vatican announced today that Pope Francis would be holding this today’s Easter Vigil…
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Walker MacDonald
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SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Dragon-like space pirate and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter Ridley assured a teary-eyed man controlling his moves…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Following accusations from several women, some supposedly famous guy you’re just learning about for the first time…
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REDMOND, Wash. — Following Microsoft’s acquisition of Bethesda, new co-workers Master Chief and Doomguy had an awkward first day at…
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Kevin Hufe
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CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A seven year old PlayStation 4 that has been making more and more noise has reportedly grown…
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Kyle Erf
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked…
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Ed Smith
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TOKYO — A former MMA champion officially withdrew from an international martial arts competition yesterday after a brutal mauling from…
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Irritated gamer Jack Dubbins recently decided to try and find the SparkNotes for the game Disco Elysium…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Martin Long, 22, has reportedly joined the United States military after being inspired to save…
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