Gamer Still Thinks About NPC He Was Rude to 10 Years Ago
AURORA, Colo. — Local gamer Grayson Cash is reportedly still upset about an NPC he was rude to while playing…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll
HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged…
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Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion
TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Scott Porter faced condemnation from teammates for drinking a Max Health potion when he only…
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Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call
LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…
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Local Gamer’s Closest Black Friend Still Kareem Campbell
PORTLAND, Maine — Local gamer Seth Barker’s only black friend is reportedly the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 avatar of…
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Gaming Mouse Has More Buttons Than Keyboard
FREMONT, Calif. — The new Corsair BM-4050990 mouse, made specifically for gamers and streamers, boasts 128 buttons, according to a…
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World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker
PHILADELPHIA — A major breakthrough in medical science took place late last night, as a team consisting of the world’s…
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Live-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ to Feature Hidden Live-Action Penis
LOS ANGELES — Disney Studios announced today that the upcoming live action remake of The Little Mermaid is set to…
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Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason
BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…
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Expensive Gaming Chair Perfectly Absorbs 20th Fart of the Night
BURBANK, Calif. — Local gamer Doug Saunders recently purchased a high-end gaming chair, equipped with advanced technical features, a dynamic…
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