May 12, 2022 Opinion: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun or Playing a Magical Time-Altering Ocarina Opinion: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun or Playing a Magical Time-Altering Ocarina We often take for granted the time that we have on this planet. At the end of the day, we may find ourselves reflecting somberly…
February 11, 2022 Link From ‘Link’s Awakening’ So Happy to No Longer Be in a Dream World But Instead Starving to Death in the Middle of the Ocean Link From ‘Link’s Awakening’ So Happy to No Longer Be in a Dream World But Instead Starving to Death in the Middle of the Ocean OPEN WATERS, Hyrule — Hero of legend Link was reportedly thrilled to find himself dying of hunger in the cold sea after saving a giant…
April 27, 2021 Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his chances of getting an automatic…
June 7, 2020 So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend ATHENS, Ohio — A group of local tenants are reportedly disappointed by their landlord’s inability to utilize even the most basic of earth bending techniques…
