Joe Tilleli
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Trying Not to Cum is increasing in popularity, but folks coming into the hobby sometimes struggle with getting started. This…
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Camden Brazile
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WASHINGTON — Drawing inspiration from the Christopher Nolan film Memento, President Joe Biden announced today that he has enlisted aides…
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NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — A national thirty second television spot featuring iconic actor Jeff Goldblum does not appear to actually be…
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Joe Tilleli
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SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television…
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Naomi Krause
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GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BURBANK, Calif. — Comedic actor Seth Rogen posted a photo on Instagram today revealing that he had created a 20…
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FERNFIELD, Wash. — Stephen Cobbs, coach of the Spokane Warriors junior high basketball team, has been arrested after killing Fernfield…
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Well, it looks like we’ll be jackin our knobs and flicking our vaginas once again this weekend! Here’s everything you…
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Dustin Meadows
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One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being…
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