School Budget Cuts Require Bully to Consolidate Nerds Into Single Locker
TOLEDO, Ohio — A newly diminished budget at a local public high school has reportedly forced local bully Mike Horn…
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Dustin Meadows
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20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto
One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being…
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Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker
HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.— Highland Park High School was rocked today by an appalling act of violence when Cards Against Humanity…
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Mutant League Football Player Under Investigation for Performance Enhancing Drugs
EL PASO, Tex. — The world of professional Mutant League sports was rocked amidst recent accusations of doping against the…
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