Hey, it’s not every day you turn 10. Let’s celebrate Pilgor’s birthday with an anniversary update.We just know you’ve always dreamt about having a big cake on your head, hanging around with the OG NPCs from Goat Simulator 1, and listening to that old banger from 2014 that scratches your brain sooo good.Cheers to milking this goat for the last 10 years and cheers to another 10!
Celebrating 10 years of goatyness with a small update for you!
New Content/Update:
1 new event: A mysterious crack in spacetime has appeared in Suburbsville! Hopefully it’s not a butt crack
A blast from the past. The OG NPCs from Goat Simulator 1 are back as Alternative Goats. Passive ability: Changes the music to the original Goat 1 music to really take you back to 2014
10-Year Birthday Cake headgear
Additional styles to the 'Party Hat' gear
Updated the Main Menu to celebrate Pilgor’s 10th birthday
Bug Fixes:
Removed the extra waypoint marker that accidentally appeared when setting a waypoint
The instincts categories are moved back to be in the correct order again
Fixed some issues with the name tag, where the name could be inconsistent in the friends list and in a party
Steam Specific:
Fixed more cases where a black screen could appear. I’m having nightmares about this bug
Fixed an issue where players without a linked Epic account couldn't see their profile picture in the friends list and party menu
XSX Specific:
Fixed issues with starting split-screen using multiple controllers
Fixed wrong pop-up appearing when starting split-screen while in-game
Game Pass/MS Store:
Fixed wrong pop-up appearing when starting split-screen while in-game. Yes, here too
Until we meet again,Coffee Stain North
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The newest adaptation of the James Clavell novel Shogun is nearing the end of its run. The series was always intended to be self-contained to a single season, but never say never. Episode seven airs this week, and we have the dates and times it drops for various regions. The episode title has also been revealed, as a foreshadowing of what we can expect to unfold in the story.
What Time Does Shogun Season 1 Episode 7 Come Out?
Shogun TV Season 1 Episode 7 Moeka Hoshi, Tokuma Nishioka
Shogun Season 1 Episode 7, releases on April 2. As a cable and streaming only show, the Shogun TV series releases on multiple platforms including Hulu, Disney+, fuboTV, SlingTV, YouTube TV, ABC, and FX Now. Hulu episodes release at midnight Eastern time, while the cable telecast premieres at 10 PM ET. Here are localized times for major regions:
The title of Shogun’s season 1 episode 7 is “A Stick in Time”.
Who Are In The Cast Of Shogun Season 1 Episode 7?
The cast has remained relatively stable in the latter half of Shogun’s season, with no major character deaths thus far, but expect that to change as the shadow of war looms on the horizon.
Aside from the leads, Hiroyuki Sanada (Yoshii Toranaga), Cosmo Jarvis (John Blackthorne), and Anna Sawai (Toda Mariko) guest stars include:
Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Apr 1.
We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned, then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.
And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.
Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.
That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 102 days straight! So here goes nothing:
The strength or power exerted by a person, group, or entity, often to achieve a particular outcome or effect.
Wordle #1014 For March 29, 2024
“REALM“
A domain, sphere, or territory, often conceptual or figurative, where certain activities, ideas, or entities exist or operate. It can also denote a kingdom, or sphere of influence, whether literal or metaphorical.
Wordle #1013 For March 28, 2024
“SPEAK“
To communicate verbally, to utter words or articulate sounds in order to convey meaning or express thoughts, ideas, or emotions.
Wordle #1012 For March 27, 2024
“STUNG“
The action of being bitten or pricked by an insect, typically resulting in pain, swelling, or irritation at the site of the bite; past tense and past participle form.
Wordle #1011 For March 26, 2024
“MAYOR“
The elected or appointed head of a municipal government, typically responsible for overseeing the administration and governance of a city or town.
Wordle #1010 For March 25, 2024
“SALLY“
A sudden charge out of a besieged place against the enemy; to set out from a place to engage in a venture or activity.
It can also mean a witty remark or a quick, energetic action.
A female given name.
Wordle #1009 For March 24, 2024
“TOWEL“
A piece of absorbent fabric or paper used for drying or wiping oneself or objects.
Wordle #1008 For March 23, 2024
“RISEN“
A verb that means to move from a lower position to a higher one, to ascend, or to become higher in level, position, or status; past participle form.
Wordle #1007 For March 22, 2024
“DECAY“
The gradual deterioration or decomposition of something over time.
Wordle #1006 For March 21, 2024
“SHADE“
The darkness created by an object blocking the light from the sun or a source of light.
Wordle #1005 For March 20, 2024
“LINGO“
A specialized or informal vocabulary used by a particular group, profession, or community.
Wordle #1004 For March 19, 2024
“ABIDE“
To accept or act in accordance with a rule, decision, or recommendation; to tolerate or endure something.
Wordle #1003 For March 18, 2024
“SPELT“
To recite, write, or form words with letters in the correct order; past tense and past participle of that verb.
Wordle #1002 For March 17, 2024
“SNORT“
To forcefully inhale air through the nose, often audibly, as a reflex action or to clear the nasal passages, and sometimes in the context of narcotics.
Wordle #1001 For March 16, 2024
“TOXIN“
A harmful substance produced by living organisms, such as bacteria, fungi, plants, or animals, that can cause damage to cells, tissues, or organs when ingested, inhaled, or otherwise absorbed into the body.
Wordle #1000 For March 15, 2024
“ERUPT“
To burst or break out suddenly and violently, especially in terms of a volcano releasing lava, ash, and gases.
Wordle #999 For March 14, 2024
“SINCE“
A point in time from which something has continued or developed; the starting point of a period of time.
Wordle #998 For March 13, 2024
“LOCAL“
Something that is nearby, or in the immediate vicinity, as opposed to being widespread or global. Or a person who resides in a particular area or community.
Wordle #997 For March 12, 2024
“HEAVE“
To lift, haul, or throw a heavy object with great effort. Also used to describe when a chest rises and falls rhythmically or spasmodically as if struggling to breathe.
Wordle #996 For March 11, 2024
“PESKY“
An adjective used informally to describe something or someone annoying, bothersome, or causing minor but persistent trouble or irritation.
Wordle #995 For March 10, 2024
“GRASP“
As a noun: a firm hold or grip.
As a verb: to understand or to comprehend something.
Wordle #994 For March 9, 2024
“CHEER“
As a verb, to express happiness or encouragement, oftentimes with a loud shout, slogan, or acclamation.
Wordle #993 For March 8, 2024
“EARLY“
An adjective that refers to something occurring or done before the expected, usual, or appointed time.
Wordle #992 For March 7, 2024
“CLONE“
Produce genetically identical copies of an organism, typically through asexual reproduction or by using biotechnological methods.
Wordle #991 For March 6, 2024
“TEARY“
An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.
Wordle #990 For March 5, 2024
“HUNCH“
A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.
A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.
Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024
“FLAME“
The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.
Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024
“STATE“
As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.
Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024
“URBAN“
The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.
Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024
“FORTY“
A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.
LOWER MERION, PA – In a last ditch effort to connect to the younger generation, local pastor Ben Tuck has overhauled his upcoming Easter Sunday service with vibes and aesthetics more suited for a Gen Z congregation.
“Kids today aren’t being touched by the Holy Spirit like they used to. I’m worried the word of God isn’t translating to the youth culture” said Pastor Tuck as he prepared Sunday’s flamin’ hot eucharist. “My sermon needs to slap this weekend if we want any chance of staying afloat financially–that’s why we’ll be streaming the entire service on Twitch doubling any gift subs we get.”
Self proclaimed teenage expert Lydia Powell has been hired by the local church as a Gen Z liaison, hoping to translate the ‘King James Bible into the King James Charles Bible.’
“The word of God hits different when you know the priest isn’t capping. Everything he says about the Rizzurection is straight facts. Pontius Pilate canceled Jesus leading to the ultimate L, but in three days he’ll finna be back like he never left!”
Some local young people are skeptical of the church’s code switching, while others seem to be refreshed by a potential gospel glow up.
“It’s giving ‘how do you do fellow kids’ boomer vibes.” says 9th grader Joshua Simons. “The Church has always given me the ick. And now the priest is being sus calling confessions, ‘vibe checks,’ and telling us that we need to simp for Jesus. If anything I feel like we should be stanning Jesus? I don’t know, the whole thing seems pretty mid.”
Regardless, Pastor Tuck feels like these changes are for the best, “Look, at the end of the day my job is to make sure these kids know our lord and savior JC understood the assignment and died for their sins, dead ass. Periodt. On God.”
At presstime, Pastor Tuck was still deciding whether to label the church’s donation basket, “Holy Fanum Tax” or “Secure The Bag For Jesus”
[Patch Notes] v1.0-7d345fe.2024.0331.19 Optimization and bug fixes
Commanders,Thank you for your patience. We have made some adjustments to the multi-player mode in the last patch. Should you have any further feedback or suggestions regarding this content, please feel free to contact us at any time!We have thoroughly read and evaluated all the feedback we have recently received. We will develop and optimize solutions based on priority.Please continue to follow our updates for more information!
1. In Tour Mode, before players make their first step in the Tactical Map, they can now abandon the tour without any penalty.
2. The autoloader will be unlocked after completing Snow Ruins Difficult 1.
3. Adjusted the item drop rate for the Creeper Spiders; details are available in the [Enemies] section.
4. Reduced the damage from lightning strikes to players during thunderstorm weather.
5. Added bullet-time operation tips in command mode.
6. Bug fix on Kronos that will affect game difficulty. Please see the [bug fix] section for more details.
[Characters]
1. Reduced the time for characters to harvest wreckage by 50%.
2. Removed the progress bar for picking up turrets.
3. Optimized the CIWS shooting experience when held by operatives.
[Enemies]
1. Creeper Spiders in exploration areas no longer trigger the Sympathetic Detonation effect.
2. Killing Creeper Spiders will always drop items, which may include Care Packages or High Explosives.
3. Significantly reduced the damage from grenades thrown by Envoys.
4. Added tutorial prompts upon the first encounter with Kronos/Crius.
[Missions]
1. Optimized the mission flow and tutorial experience for Operation Starfall.
2. Fixed a bug where Nebulas could see through walls.
3. On the first Exploration Day of Windy Desert, the mission item will now appear at one fixed location.
4. For the three material-type devices (Material Assembler, Power Converter, Disassembler), if they are working at the end of a day, their tasks will automatically be completed at the start of the next day.
[Audio]
1. Improved bullet impact feedback.
2. Enhanced the smoothness of environmental sound transitions between indoor and outdoor settings.
[BUG Fixes]
1. Fixed several crash-related issues.
2. Fixed a bug where Kronos in City Ruins would not fire missiles for a period after spawning.(Please note that this will cause combat difficulty to rise!)
3. Fixed abnormal hand gear appearance when using emotes.
4. Fixed an issue where scorpions would not play the attack animation during the game for client players.
5. Partially fixed an issue where client players might not see distant enemies.
6. Partially fixed model residue problems after missiles from Missile Tanks are destroyed.
7. Fixed a bug with the range limit of autoloader.
8. Fixed the activation effect for turrets.
9. Fixed several operational anomalies in the mission [Operation Starfall].
10. Fixed texture issues encountered during the mission [Seraph].
11. Fixed potential mission-stucking issues during the mission [Seraph].
12. Fixed a bug with abnormal object interaction in Abandoned Hospital in Snow Ruins.
13. Partially fixed a bug in the mission [Nebulas] where mission items could clip through models, preventing pickup.
14. Adjusted the drop rate of "keycards": related exploration areas like the [crater] will now at least spawn one keycard.
15. Fixed an issue where springboards in the abandoned lab could be attacked by enemies.
16. Fixed a problem with the sight model being too small in the scene.
17. Fixed an issue where the volume settings would become ineffective when switching between full screen and windowed modes.
18. Fixed a bug where some main missions could get stuck and not progress.
19. Fixed an issue with abnormal text in the loading screen tips at the bottom of the interface.
MILWAUKEE — A throng of children were instantly crestfallen Easter morning when they swarmed their baskets in hopes of Cadbury chocolate treats and instead got wild Exeggcutes, stunned family friends confirmed.
“So, none of them are filled with chocolate? And they’re just going to glare at me menacingly until I send them into battle? This is worse than church!” wailed 6 year old Jamila Cosgrove, while fighting back tears from the rancid smell emitting from the cracked open one.
“This is worse than the year where we all got a chocolate Easter Bubsy instead of bunnies! Hollow ones at that! Where are the Robins eggs? Where are the Peeps? Where are the Cadburys??! What kind of just and true Easter bunny would wish this hell upon us? Is all religion a sham?” Cosgrove continued, while ignoring the ever increasing battle music the Eggs seemed to carry with them.
The children’s parents were embarrassed of their mistake, but adamant in their assertion that the wild Pokemon made adequate Easter presents.
“I understand that they may be rather on the upset side now, but once Christmas comes and there’s a few Leaf Stones in their stocking, those psychic henfruit’ll evolve into Exeggutor. After that, they’re going to be BEGGING to build a treehouse at the top of that goofy looking sucker, just you wait and see.” said the elder Cosgrove, while consulting an upside-down Pokedex after a few too many morning mimosas.
“And, if all else fails and they get bored of them, we’ll flush those weird lil guys down the toilet – Oh, crap, one of the egg’s got our three-year-old hypnotized into a trance, be right back…”
Foremost Pallet Town science advocate, Professor Oak, decried the fairly common practice of gifting ill-equipped children pet Exeggcutes during the Easter holidays.
“Every Easter, it’s the same thing. Eager parents looking for a quick and easy basket-stuffer rummage through the Pokemon Center half-off bin and buy their kids cheap Bunnelbys, Mareeps, and yes, even the odd Exeggcute in order to keep in the spirit of the holiday. It’s a grim sight whenever these Pokemon evolve and begin to cause chaos around Labor Day, and that’s when the threats of toilet flushing come out from these ill-prepared parents,” said Oak, as he tapped his clipboard that simply said “POKEMON” on it.
“I solemnly vow to end this practice by the release of Pokemon Legends Z-A in 2025, or else my first name isn’t Samuel…Oh, my first name is Samuel. Did you not know my first name was Samuel? It’s Samuel. Look it up!”
At press time, Mr. Cosgrove decided to nip any potential trouble in the bud and served up one of the weirdest, most telepathic omelets anyone’s ever eaten.
Anime-themed PvPvE extraction shooter, SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada, has a Closed Beta test on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Steam PC. Here’s everything about it including start date, contents, and end time.
SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada Closed Beta Test Start Date And Time
The SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada 5 Closed Beta is slated to begin on March 28, 2024.
The Closed Beta start time has been announced to be at 1 AM PT. Here are localized times for major regions:
1 AM Pacific Time (PT)
2 AM Mountain Time (MT)
3 AM Central Time (CT)
4 AM Eastern Time (ET)
8 AM Universal Coordinated Time (UTC)/Greenwich Mean Time (GMT)
9 AM British Summer Time (BST)
10 AM Central European Time (CET)
1:30 PM Indian Standard Time (IST)
4 PM Singapore/Taiwan/Hong Kong Time
5 PM South Korea Standard Time (KST)
5 PM Japan Standard Time (JST)
SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada Test How To Join Closed Beta
Closed Beta Access is exclusively available to players that register for a chance to participate by filling out the CBT form here:
Players will be contacted by email if they are selected for the Closed Beta test.
SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada Closed Beta Test End Date And Time
The SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada 5 Closed Beta is slated to end on April 1, 2024.
The Closed Beta end time has been announced to be at 12 AM PT. Here are localized times for major regions:
12 AM Pacific Time (PT)
1 AM Mountain Time (MT)
2 AM Central Time (CT)
3 AM Eastern Time (ET)
7 AM Universal Coordinated Time (UTC)
8 AM British Summer Time (BST)
9 AM Central European Time (CET)
12:30 PM Indian Standard Time (IST)
3 PM Singapore/Taiwan/Hong Kong Time
4 PM South Korea Standard Time (KST)
4 PM Japan Standard Time (JST)
SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada Closed Beta Test Features
The SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada Closed Beta test is of game that is work in progress, and so is expected to have limited access to features from the full game. As announced, they are:
Sortie
Item Shop
Requests/Bounties (limited)
Base customization (limited)
Magus customization (limited)
Crafting
That’s everything on the upcoming Closed Beta test from Bandai Namco for PvPvE extraction shooter, SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada.
Modern gamer Brixtley Chambermaid studied up prior to the neighborhood-wide easter egg hunt his grandmother hosts every year by searching for clues on Youtube, multiple sources confirmed.
“I’m excited because I’m gonna play Brawl Stars and Warzone Mobile and watch tiktoks while I do the easter egg hunt.” said Chambermaid, to his friends on discord. “If I have to have one thought in my brain ever, I will not be able to handle it. Also, if I know where all the eggs are, then that means I can find them fast and feel good about myself right away. If it’s hard at all I will cry until my parents let me leave.”
Brixtley’s father, John Chambermaid, had thoughts on the culture shift from when he was a kid.
“Easter egg hunts used to be so much more fun before everyone had access to Youtube. Now kids these days all have optimized routes, meta setups, and half of them are live streaming it.” said Chambermaid, trampling neighborhood kids to beat them to easter eggs. “What happened to just trying stuff out to find your playstyle? Being unaware of how terrible you are at a game used to be half the fun!”
Youtube Game Guide creator, TheGameLord, explained his process for creating easter egg hunt guides.
“I just walk up to random houses, and if a grandma opens the door, I ask them where they hide their easter eggs,” said TheGameLord. “They let me right into the house every single time. It’s kind of insane actually. It’s like old ladies lose the ability to discern genuine kindness from obvious stranger danger. I’m a good guy but like, what if I wasn’t? Anyway, I map out hundreds of neighborhoods to get all these guides uploaded for my subscribers. Each video only gets like eight views because they’re only relevant to that specific neighborhood, but eight views across a few thousand videos every Easter is what we like to call a solid revenue stream, my friend.”
At press time, Brixtley was found Googling “All emergency pooping locations grandma’s vegetable garden game guide” after eating way too much chocolate.
JERUSALEM — An updated version of Jesus has been re-released after only three days, but many followers are unhappy with the lack of physical media, sources confirmed.
“Today’s re-release has been an incredible letdown,” said Mary Magdalene, Jesus’s rumored on-again, off-again girlfriend. “I wasn’t even expecting it — I was just on my way down here to anoint His tomb when the ground started shaking and some angel came down from the sky. They rolled away the stone in front of the cave and made an announcement that we’d be getting a Jesus re-release. And I was thrilled, especially after that crucifixion bug really did a number on the last version we had.”
“Instead,” Magdalene continued, “I ran inside, excited to see re-released Jesus, and there was literally nothing in the tomb at all except an old dirty shirt from Turin. I left it in there because I’m not interested in doing any more of Jesus’s laundry. Washing his feet was bad enough. Either way, this sucks. This isn’t a Jesus re-release. This is a joke.”
Jebidiah Jones, recent follower of Jesus, found himself disappointed as well.
“I’d heard a couple of rumors, so I got in line last night near the tomb so I could be first to access the Jesus re-release,” said Jones. “But there’s nothing in there, like, at all. I’m supposed to download this thing with some kind of a prayer, I guess? Or getting water sprinkled on my head? I don’t really know. I also overheard people saying I might have to eat someone’s body, and I’m not into cannibalism.”
God himself clarified that the Holy Spirit was kind of still the same thing as a man.
“This is not difficult to understand,” God said. “It’s called the Holy Trinity, for my sake! Jesus is me, the Father. But he was also himself, the Son. And now he’s been re-released as the Holy Spirit. Look – it’s not something you can see, but He’s there and available to access. You shouldn’t have to be able to touch Jesus to enjoy the re-release. Just have faith that he’s there, give me 10% of your income, and stop asking questions.”
At press time, God was seen lighting a bush on fire to get a human’s attention so they could write up a little explainer on this whole thing.
