Mark Roebuck
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BURBANK, Calif. — The once planned trilogy of Star Wars films from writer/director Rian Johnson has reportedly been frozen in…
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TOKYO — Renowned animator, writer and director Hayao Miyazaki was reportedly “disappointed” to learn that you consumed cannabis while viewing…
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Camden Brazile
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NEW YORK — The old flames of famous superhero Spider-Man held a press conference this week where they announced future…
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LOS ANGELES — A new film by Quentin Tarantino reportedly ends with director Quentin Tarantino thanking everyone who subscribed to…
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Ryan Fleishman
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AKRON, Ohio — Reports are indicating that your mother has called and left you a voicemail because she wanted you…
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MIDWICH, Calif. — A local party reportedly had its vibes completely fucked last night after a palpable tension grew between…
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Gabe Porter
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Film fan Derrick Vicks became frozen in fear after enjoying the movie “Comets & Lights” and realizing…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Hollywood superstar and presumptive presidential candidate Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson held a press conference today, apparently to…
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Camden Brazile
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NEW YORK — Film studio Sony released a trailer for their next upcoming film coming this summer, proudly toting to…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Amidst a major loss in subscribers, streaming service Netflix has begun to launch a new promotion…
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