Gary Kerls, Author at Hard Drive

New Red Dead 2 DLC Let’s You Gather in a Saloon and Talk About How Cool ‘Undead Nightmare’ Was

Posted on July 12, 2023 by Mark Roebuck

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games announced a new installment of downloadable content for 2018’s Red Dead Redemption 2 today; a new saloon where players can gather and discuss how cool the ‘Undead Nightmare’ DLC was for the game’s first installment.

“Oh shit, that’s the best thing they’ve added to Red Dead 2 in years,” said Lou Trumble, who was a fan of the game but disappointed by Rockstar’s continued focus on the less popular online mode contained within it. “Everything else since its release has been an insult at best and a soulless attempt to turn Red Dead into merely another GTA Online-like cash cow at worst. It’ll be nice to meet up with my buddies and reflect on a time not that long ago in our nation’s history when big video game companies would develop content with the player in mind and not quarterly profit goals.”

Undead Nightmare was an expansion to the wildly popular Red Dead Redemption, which gave players a new campaign mode to play that saw the characters and locales of the game’s original story get overran by the undead.

“It was a truly remarkable time in the industry,” said Kevin Holt, video game author and historian. “You had the developers of perhaps the year’s best game put their heads together and give players a fresh exciting new chapter of the story. That’s what the top companies in gaming were doing for a minute. Not like today when games are either remade in five years or neglected and killed forever. Not much in-between anymore. Sure seems like the old ways are dyin’ off, I reckon.”

Executives at Rockstar were excited to share the new online saloon with players.

“I think with this update we’ve given players something they’ve been wanting for a long time,” said Dan Houser, Red Dead Redemption 2‘s director. “An opportunity to get online and meet up with their friends and discuss how much better DLC used to be, back before people that did not enjoy playing video games got a hold of the entire industry. Without having checked to verify, I can tell you that people online are very, very excited about this latest announcement.”

As of press time, Rockstar had teased that there would be more nostalgia saloons coming to Red Dead Redemption 2 in the future, which would allow players to reminisce on other titles, including Bully, The Warriors, Max Payne, Midnight Club, L.A. Noire, and Manhunt.

Every Halo 3 Map Ranked by How Good a Place It Would Be to Raise a Family

Posted on July 12, 2023 by Jeremy Kaplowitz

“None of the Halo maps are a good place to raise a family! There’s guys shooting each other all over the place and running each other over in cars!” OK first of all, have you ever heard of the American public school system? Because kids are pretty used to all that already!

Now I’ve spent a lot of time on the Halo 3 maps — perhaps more time than I’ve spent on the multiplayer maps of every other game. But in that time, I’ve either been warring with enemy Spartans and Elites, messing around in Forge, or playing Grifball. Now I am reevaluating these iconic locations when the guns are lowered and deciding, once for all, which would be the best place to move and start a family.

#24 — Standoff

I’m not an anti-vaxxer or anything like that, but look how big those satellite dishes are. We’re talkin like skyscraper-sized. There’s no way that’s good for your health. You’re gonna end up popping out babies that look like grunts and it’s NOT because you cheated on your husband with one (he used a condom!)

#23 — Blackout

Blackout is cold and miserable and your kids are going to fall to their deaths trying to walk up the elbow in the middle of the night because they had to pee.

#22 — Snowbound

Snowbound, quite frankly, seems like a miserable place to live. The houses are small and everything outside of the houses is freezing. It’s nice that you can get around pretty easily underground, for sure. And you’ve got something of a garage! But it’s a small area, and if you try to walk out and explore, you are shot to death by “The Guardians.” Who are the Guardians? Literally no one knows. There’s ~~Halo 5~~ unfortunately never been a game to explore this mysterious murderous force holding you captive like an overprotective parent or serial killer.

#21 — Cold Storage

You ever check out a house or an apartment and already see black mold growing on the bathroom ceiling? Get OUT of there. Do not purchase a home that has visible Flood growing out of the sink or whatever. The low price simply isn’t worth your health!!!

#20 — Sandtrap

Sandtrap would suck to live in. It’s literally all sand. Not to state the obvious, but if Anakin Skywalker showed up there, he’d have a straight up panic attack. And yea, there’s kinda buildings, but not really. The one thing Sandtrap has going for it is the Elephants, which I think kids would have a lot of fun driving very slowly around town. Good luck flipping it back over without Master Chief around, though.

#19 — Longshore

Longshore is huge and you probably have somewhat easy access to a major Earth city, if that interests you, making it a prime location for many people looking to raise a family on a Halo 3 multiplayer map. Unfortunately, it also reeks, 100% of the time, of fish. Your children are going to be bullied at Old Mombasa Middle School so hard, they’re going to hate you for the rest of your life.

#18 — Isolation

Isolation is a major fixer upper. The backyard is disgusting (I think I found some used needlers while walking around?) and the basement is infested with Flood. But maybe if you get a reaaaaaaaally good mortgage price, you could clean it up and finish that basement? Get a big TV and a bar down there? I mean, you have to admit those giant walls surrounding the property are cool. That’s old school. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore!

#17 —Guardian

If I was a real estate agent, I would describe Guardian as a “quaint picturesque jungle location perfect for any young couples looking to buy a starter home.” Sure, it’s super easy to fall to your death in a number of places here. But of all the Halo maps where that’s true (and there are many!), this is the prettiest one. And isn’t that worth something?

#16 — Ghost Town

Wanna live in a mansion? What about one that has basically fallen apart???? That’s Ghost Town. Yeah, you’ve got a huge house that has room to host all your friends at a big fancy dinner party, but good luck trying not to get rained on at night when there’s a giant goddamn tree sticking out of your roof. You idiot.

#15 — Sandbox

Look, if you have access to Forge Mode, then Sandbox is one of the greatest places you could possibly live. You have access to any type of home you want, all right here in Sandbox! Unfortunately, though, most people outside of the extremely wealthy do NOT have access to Forge Mode at all. So enjoy living in some boxes on some sand in the middle of nowhere. This is one of the greatest class divides of the entire Halo universe.

#14 — Narrows

OK I’m gonna be straight with you here. Narrows can be a great place to live — it’s roomy, pretty, and has two lovely bases for you to set up your furniture and television. But you really really need to consider this if you’re going to move to Narrows: how smart are your kids? Now I don’t mean to offend, but seriously, think about it. Because if you’re worried they’re even a little bit dumb, don’t move to Narrows. They’re going to get in the man-cannons wrong and fall. I’ve seen it happen SO many times.

#13 — Rat’s Nest

Rat’s Nest is ugly, it’s named after a place where rats live, and it’s covered in dirt. But you cannot deny that it has a lot of room and a cool road for your kid to learn how to drive a mongoose, and eventually a warthog, on. That’s a lot. You just have to make sure you keep the place operational — checking the boiler and such, like you’re Jack Torrence in a really ugly version of The Shining. But you’re not gonna go crazy, right? You’re gonna get so much writing done!

#12 — Orbital

I don’t know what it is about Orbital, but I’ve been playing Halo 3 my whole life and I still get lost here. No idea how to navigate this place at all. So no, I’m not going to be moving my family to Orbital and I don’t care if you think that’s dumb. Its layout simply refuses to solidify in my brain.

#11 — Heretic

Sure, it’s kind of cool to live on a spaceship, but Heretic is small af. It’s like trying to raise a child in a studio apartment, because really, there’s not any rooms or anything. It’s just a big living room and some circular hallways. And yet, despite being such a tiny environment to raise a family, boy would it be a nightmare to clean. Imagine climbing up onto the energy sword platform trying to scrub purple metal with a washcloth. Absolutely not.

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Pokemon GO Inkay Evolution Guide: How to Get Malamar in GO

Posted on July 12, 2023 by Christian Dawson

Looking for a Pokemon GO Inkay evolution guide? With literally hundreds of lovable monsters to collect, Pokemon GO has been a mobile juggernaut since its release. New regions have added dozens of pokemon each, so there’s plenty to keep players busy. One such way developer Niantic accomplishes this is by making the evolutions of certain Pokemon more unique. Kalos region squid, Inkay, is one such example. Here’s how to evolve that adorable little guy into the intimidating Malamar.

How To Evolve Inkay into Malamar In Pokemon GO

Malamar can only be obtained by evolving an Inkay. To do so, a player must use 50 candies with their mobile device turned upside down. Of all the various ways to evolve Pokemon in Pokemon GO, this is certainly one of the most unique. At the time of this writing, evolving an Inkay is the only way to obtain a Malamar.

Malamar Stats, Moves, And Bonuses

Malamar is a hybrid pokemon with it being a dark/psychic type. Depending on the moves assigned, it can be quite useful against a variety of pokemon.

Base Stats

Attack: 177
Strength: 165
Stamina: 200

Possible Moves

Fast Attacks:
- Peck – Flying – 10 Power
- Psycho Cut – Psychic – 5 Power
Charged Attacks:
- Foul Play – Dark – 70 Power
- Hyper Beam – Normal – 150 Power
- Psybeam – Psychic – 70 Power
- Superpower – Fighting – 85 Power

Elemental Bonuses

Resistant To:
- Psychic
Weak To:
- Bug
- Fairy

That’s all you need to know about Inkay’s evolution in Pokemon GO! With a powerful squid penguin thing that is somehow not a water type added to your roster, it’s time to expand it even further. Check out our helpful guides on obtaining the Eevee evolutions Leafeon, Espeon, and Umbreon.

Marvel Snap Best Series 3 Cards: What Are the Best Pool 3 Cards?

Posted on July 12, 2023 by Aun Haider

Looking for the best Marvel Snap series 3 cards? Marvel Snap has an ever increasing number of cards, divided into distinctive pools. Series 3 cards can be obtained early in your card collection journey, and also allow you to explore the interesting deck archetypes Marvel Snap has to offer. You can get them by boosting your Collection Level, or by acquiring a mystery series 3 card in the token shop. The cards listed here are backbones of their respective archetypes, and allow you to make a variety of decks as a result of having this card in your collection. These are just a few of the best Pool 3 cards that you should acquire right when you’re able.

Wong (Best Series 3 Cards)

Wong has an extremely powerful Ongoing effect. Any cards with On Reveal effects played at his location are doubled, letting you pull off crazy combos with cards like Ironheart and White Tiger. Wong lets you experiment with any card that has a powerful On Reveal effect and opens up deckbuilding to let you maximize this effect.

Lockjaw

Lockjaw is another Series 3 card with a versatile effect. When a card is played at Lockjaw’s location, it is swapped for another card in the deck. This ability lets you make use of every card in your deck, as Lockjaw increases the chance of you seeing the card thanks to his swapping.

Although this effect now only triggers once per turn, it lets you put cheap cards such as Wasp back into your deck and replace them with a Hulk or Infinaut. This ability makes him a popular choice in one of the best Conquest meta decks, mostly when paired with High Evolutionary. Lockjaw can also allow you to potentially play a card more than once, by swapping it into the deck and letting you draw it again.

Mister Negative

Mister Negative has a unique and incredibly potent effect. When he is played, he swaps the power and cost of cards in your deck, letting you play impactful cards like Iron Man for free. This effect encourages a very different style of deck building, and lets you utilize your cards and deck very differently to any other archetype in Marvel Snap. Consider putting cards with low power but strong abilities in your deck, letting you make the most of Mister Negative’s effect.

Marvel Snap Best Series 3 Cards: Mystique

Mystique is a very similar card to Wong, where instead of doubling On Reveal effects, she copies one of your card’s Ongoing effects to double an Ongoing ability. This lets you double up on any powerful Ongoing skill such as Iron Man’s or Wong’s. As in the case of Wong, doubling any effect is incredibly powerful and lets you create combos and game states that would be impossible otherwise.

Patriot

Patriot is another Ongoing card with a unique deck. He gives +2 to cards without abilities, letting you boost the power of cards such as Misty Knight and the drones summoned by Ultron or Dr. Doom. This effect lets you reconsider the potential of cards without text, as well as potential cards that summon other cards without abilities. For instance, Debrii summons Rocks on the enemy side as well as yours, cluttering their side while Patriot boosts the power of the Rocks on your side.

Best Series 3 Cards in Marvel Snap – Sera

Discounts are universally strong effects in card games, and Sera is no exception to the rule. She discounts all cards in your hand by one, as long as they do not cost one energy already. This effect lets you play multiple cards on the last turn of the game, or even on multiple turns if you are able to play her a turn early. This can surprise your opponent with the amount of power you are able to play, and lets you play out our entire hand if you build your deck correctly.

Magik – Best Pool 3 Cards

Magik is an interesting card, as she can be a benefit or a liability, depending on the situation you play her in. She changes a location to Limbo, giving you access to landmark manipulation. Her biggest boon is this location adding an extra turn to the game, giving you one more turn to win the game. This effect makes combos more reliable, as it gives you an extra draw on round seven and can also surprise your opponent. Be careful though, as this effect cannot be triggered on turn 6, and also gives your opponent a chance to come back on round seven if you have a strong lead.

These are some of the most powerful and unique Series 3 cards in Marvel Snap. However, there is no shortage of other Series 3 cards that can be used to good effect, such as Shuri and Doctor Doom. Consider other Pool 3 cards and what you can do to make the most of their effect. And while you’re here, check out some theorycrafted Jean Grey decks for the new July 2023 card.

15 Little Known Facts About Super Mario World

Posted on July 11, 2023 by Mark Roebuck

Released in 1991, Super Mario World is not only the best selling Super Nintendo game of all time, it also remains one of the most positively reviewed titles in the medium’s history. Speed runners and documentarians have mined the game for content to an absurd degree, but the game’s depth means that many of its secrets still remain largely unknown to the public. Here are 15 little known (but very provable) facts about Super Mario World!

#1 — It has been released 47 times

Including the SNES, the Wii Virtual Console, the Switch Online service, the WiiU Virtual Console, the Game Boy Advance re-release, and probably some variation on this every five years until the end of The Information Age.

#2 — Star Road was originally an upside down star path that guided players to Hell.

The plan was scrapped after similarities with the upcoming PC game DOOM were discovered

#3 — The game’s iconic giant Bullet Bill inspired Mitt Romney to get into politics

“It really opened my eyes to what I value in life,” said the former Presidential candidate, who would enter politics in 1993.

#4 — There was originally much debate among players whether the item on Yoshi’s back was a saddle or shell

It’s actually Mario’s seat cushion which “hurts Yoshi’s back a lot,” confirmed legendary designer Shigeru Miyamoto.

#5 — Chargin’ Chuck was the product of over three weeks of motion capture work done by Chris Spielman of the Detroit Lions.

When asked about his involvement, the former all-pro linebacker said the in-game results were “disappointing.”

#6 — The game’s original plot concerned Mario’s wavering faith in Christ

After initial feedback deemed the themes too intense, Super Mario Crisis of Faith was ultimately changed to Super Mario World.

#7 — Bowser appeared only after his movie career didn’t take off as he’d hoped.

After leaving the series to pursue film acting, Bowser returned to the franchise shortly after the lackluster opening of Loose Cannons, which saw him play the villain of the Gene Hackman/Dan Aykroyd buddy cop film.

#8 — Mario’s cape ability was originally going to let him shoot lasers from his eyes

Fearing friction from DC Comics for its similarity to Superman, Mario’s power was changed to a more generic one of flight.

#9 — No one quite knows what’s going on in these rooms, it’s okay.

Even we don’t know what’s going on,” said director Takashi Tezuka. “They were just in there one day and everyone assumed someone else did it. Quite disturbing. Quite disturbing indeed.”

#10 — Mario’s spin jump maneuver inspired a young Tony Hawk to try spinning around while he skated

“Before that I was just doing grabs and stuff,” the skateboard legend said.

#11 — Yoshi was originally envisioned for one of the NES ‘Super Mario Bros’ games

Developers have since revealed that they just weren’t ready to bring the iconic creature to life, and that they still had a lot of growing up to do back then.

**#12 — The game’s overworld map was loosely based* on San Jose, California.**

* VERY LOOSELY

#13 — Elements of Yoshi were inspired by Shigeru Miyamoto’s father

“He would eat every turtle he ever saw,” said the legendary designer. “That’s it, really.”

#14 — The game received numerous accolades, including ‘Game of the Year’ from Nintendo Power magazine

However, Luigi lost the Best Supporting Actor award to Jack Palance in City Slickers. The award was largely seen as more of a recognition of Palance’s entire career than the best performance of the year. Everyone says Luigi was totally cool about it.

#15 — A movie adaptation was in the works

Unfortunately, the plot and characters were so heavily revised, the finished product had to go with the more generic name of Jurassic Park.

One Criticism (Disclaimer: We Like the Game) of Final Fantasy XVI (Which Is Good) That the Game Could’ve Done Better (Please Don’t Hurt Us, It’s Really Just This One Thing)

Posted on July 11, 2023 by Saad Khan

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy XVI is a good video game.

Final Fantasy XVI, the latest installment in Square Enix’s long running Final Fantasy franchise, has been released to critical and financial success, with players praising its story and exciting action combat system. However, the game (which we think is good) does have its share of flaws (despite being good), one being the lack of meaningful RPG elements compared to previous entries in the series (please don’t hurt us, it’s just this one thing that’s lacking).

Unlike previous Final Fantasy games, Final Fantasy XVI (a good game) is much more limited in elements that players would typically associate with RPGs (especially a good one like this game), from a relatively barebones equipment system to a lack of elemental weaknesses and buff/debuff mechanics. In terms of character customization, the (good) game feels a bit shallow compared to previous entries, which featured robust systems like job classes and Materia that allowed players freedom to build their parties as they saw fit.

Damn, looking back over that, it sounds a bit harsh. To reiterate, Final Fantasy XVI is a good game. But as we all know, nothing is perfect, and this game is no different. And after all, can it not be illuminating to look critically at media, especially that which one finds enjoyable, like Final Fantasy XVI (because it’s good)? Is not the experience of (good, like Final Fantasy XVI) art about the reaction that a piece evokes in someone as much as it is about the piece itself?

Please, just no death threats, I beg of you. I have a family. Final Fantasy XVI is a good game. I just cannot afford to move again like I did in 2016, when I criticized Final Fantasy XV for not having any female party members. Could Final Fantasy XVI (a good game) have fleshed out its RPG elements more? Possibly, yes, if it’s okay to say that. Could it have had more diversity in its cast, especially in the area of the game that’s clearly meant to be the Middle East? Yes, it probably should have. That doesn’t make it a bad game, but also adding that stuff may have made it a truly great game (not that it isn’t).

UPDATE: As of the date of posting, the author has issued a retraction for everything written above, except for any statements relating to Final Fantasy XVI and its nature as a good video game.

Nintendo Announces Super Mario Chill Featuring Mario Chilling at Home

Posted on July 11, 2023 by Walker MacDonald

TOKYO, Japan — In a surprise non-Direct announcement, Nintendo released the first trailer for Super Mario Chill earlier today, a new installment in the flagship series that sees Mario staying home and taking it easy for once.

“Y’know, we’re always giving this guy the run around, and the jump around, which is worse,” said Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto in perfect English with no accent, sort of in a Philly one actually. “Never once did we think to maybe throw this guy a bone and just let him vibe out. Today, we’re stoked as hell to announce that that time has finally come in Super Mario Chill. You’ll be able to hang out with Mario in real time at his musty loft apartment. You can watch TV, talk about the weather, or whatever Mario wants to do really. We’re even gonna take back the whole mushroom thing and pay it off. For years we had to hear ‘Oh wow, isn’t that crazy? Isn’t that like he’s doing drugs?’ Guess what dickhead, now he for real is. And he champs those fuckers, crazy tolerance.”

Gaming journalist Allie Fox shared his experience with an early access version of the game, and was pleasantly surprised.

“Look, the idea understandably sounds dumb as dogshit on contact. Not even good in an absurd funny way. It’s like, ‘How would anyone commit to fleshing out that idea?’” said Fox of her initial impression. “But I gotta say, it grew on me really fast. The sheer attention to detail is just so impressive. You can walk to the bodega and pick up snacks and cigarettes with Mario’s debit card. You can rip huge dabs out of this big ass ice catcher rig made out of warp pipes. I have no idea how they made the rights work for this, but you can somehow even run Fortnite duos on Xbox Live. On the actual Xbox network. I mean, you can’t do trios or squads, but that’s pretty sick. And he’s really mean to the kids on there too, man. Like, really letting the Italian side of himself fly. Immersion like this has never been achieved.”

When reached for comment, Mario, the actual real guy from the video games that jumps around and all that, was pleased to have a low key title for a change.

“For-a years, they have been a-giving me such a raw deal. It was-a so-a shitty, straight up,” said the world famous plumber between bites of his a Grubhub’d Buca Di Beppo meal. “Really, I’m-a just hyped to-a finally show the world the real-a me. It’s not all a-Goombas and a-fireballs. I like-a football, and-a ’80s exploitation films. I love to send-a Dril tweets to my a-friends. I swear, his-a shit has actually never been better. Wa-hoo!”

At press time, it was announced that the game’s release would be delayed until early next year or, “whenever we get around to it, I don’t know, man. We’re chilling.”

‘Wonka’ to Confront Company’s History With North Atlantic Oompa Loompa Trade

Posted on July 11, 2023 by Walker MacDonald

LOS ANGELES — The first official trailer for Wonka, a prequel chronicling the rise of famed candy magnate Willy Wonka, was released earlier today to much critical acclaim, specifically how the film directly confronts the chocolatier’s problematic history with the infamous North Atlantic Oompa Loompa trade.

“Our team feels that it is so important, now more than ever, to be accountable,” said Wonka director Paul King at a recent press conference. “Willy Wonka played a complicit, sickening role in the trafficking of the Indigenous peoples of Loompaland. As a studio director, I simply cannot fathom the kind of person that would round up a group of disenfranchised, hungry people and force them to do dangerous jobs, for long hours, and little to no pay. It’s unacceptable.”

“This film will not glorify the horrific actions of Willy Wonka,” he added. “This is not an apologetic film.”

When reached for comment, an anonymous representative of Roald Dahl’s estate held a strongly differing opinion from King’s.

“I can’t believe that the woke agenda has been allowed to infect yet another precious and cherished children’s tale,” the representative said. “Tell me, just what was so wrong with what Wonka did? He came to a vicious, savage land and offered these people a shining beacon of white light. A chance at hope, prosperity, and an endless supply of very normal candy that’s never hurt anyone in bizarre or macabre ways. He rescued them from a harsh, unforgiving third world country and all he asked for in return was 24/7 indentured servitude. You know what that sounds like to me? A savior.”

Timothée Chalamet, the star of the film portraying the titular Wonka, seemed engaged in an entirely separate level of the discourse.

“It’s so fucking funny to hang out with little orange guys all day, man. It’s tight as hell,” said Chalamet. “These dudes are mad chill once you kick back with them for a while. Some of them weren’t so cool with Hugh Grant doing the whole ‘orange face’ thing, but they know it’s in good faith. They’ve seen Tropic Thunder — it’s straight. We’re kicking back like 10% of box office to the Loompaland UNICEF branch or something anyway. They even invited me to the cookout! That’s how you know it’s okay”

At press time, it was heard that several Oompa Loompa’s rights activists had joined the WGA picket line outside of Warner Bros., all joining in the chant “OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOPITY DOO, WE DEMAND REPARATIONS FROM YOU”

Pokemon GO Promo Code Guide: All Working Codes (July 2023)

Posted on July 11, 2023 by Christian Dawson

Looking for every working promo code in Pokemon GO? The game does its best to keep trainers around the world logging in frequently. From new Pokemon to special events, it seems there’s always something to do. Another enticing bit is promo codes that are available for a limited time. These can grant anything from berries to avatar items and everything in between. Make sure to keep this page bookmarked for the latest codes in Pokemon GO.

All Working Pokemon GO Codes

All active promo codes in Pokemon GO.

As of July 11, 2023, there is only one working Pokemon GO promo code:

Working Pokemon GO Codes

S76334522EHWZ – 7 Razz Berries, 7 Gimmighoul Coins

Expired Codes

KUAXZBJUTP3B7 – Galaxy A Series Outfit
GXSD5CJ556NHG – North Face x Gucci Avatar Items
LRQEV2VZ59UDA – Verizon Jacket and Mask
TRFJVYZVV8R4 – 30 Ultra Ball, 10 Max Revive, 1 Lucky Egg
DJTLEKBK2G5EK – 20 Ultra Ball, 10 Pinap Berry, 10 Sticker, 1 Star Piece
3ZQZD2H6BBVT4 – 5 Great Balls, 5 Potions
6AKRAV5WJN5FS – Timed Research with a Registeel encounter.
YKG5ZPC4SLXAX – Timed Research with a Regice encounter.
6X4H9UCA8F7TT – Timed Research with a Regirock encounter.
WRGUZRVKRR2M3 – World Championships 2022 T-Shirt
KG6EWDZRBK49KAY8 – 2 Super Incubators, 2 Incense, 2 Incubators, 2 Lucky Eggs
7AZGHWU6DWV84 – 1 Incense, 30 Poke Balls
SWHPH9Z4EMZN7 – 30 Poke Balls, 1 Incense, 1 Lucky Egg
E9K4SY77F5623 – 10 Poke Balls
4535347728075597 – 1 Star Piece, 20 Poke Balls, 1 Lucky Egg
53HHNL3RTLXMPYFP – 1 incense, 10 Poke Balls, 10 Pinap Berries
5PTHMZ3AZM5QC – 1 Sinnoh Stone, 10 Max Potions, 10 Ultra Balls
6W2QRHMM9WW2R9 – 5 Razz Berries, 10 Poke Balls
9FC4SN7K5DAJ6 – 1 Star Piece, 5 Stickers, 5 Razz Berries
DJTLEKBK2G5EK – 1 Star Piece, 10 Pinap Berries, 10 Stickers, 20 Ultra Balls
DYEZ7HBXCRUZ6EP – 30 Great Balls, 30 Pinap Berries
E9K4SY77F5623 – 10 Poke Balls
H7APT5ZTLM45GZV – 30 Poke Balls
MDWC4SNGUFXS2SW9 – 20 Great Balls, 20 Razz Berries
MQE4PFNYVRM6M – 1 Lure Module, 5 Great Balls, 5 Stickers
RWQNL567S5SP7VTL – Ed Sheeran Shirt
P2XEAW56TSLUXH3 – 30 Max Revives, 30 Pinap Berries, 30 Ultra Balls
TRFJVYZVVV8R4 – 1 Lucky Egg, 10 Max Revives, 30 Ultra Balls
UWJ4PFY623R5X – 1 Lucky Egg, 5 Stickers, 5 Ultra Balls
VVM87WGMMUZHTB8X – Ed Sheeran Shirt

How To Redeem Pokemon GO Codes

How to Redeem In Browser

Copy the code desired above.
Head over to the official Niantic Offer Redemption Page.
Log in with your Pokemon GO credentials and paste the code in.
Hit submit and a message will appear confirming whether or not the code has worked.
Wait a few minutes and then open Pokemon GO to receive your items.

How to Redeem Pokemon GO Codes In App (Android Only)

While on the open world screen, hit the Pokeball at the bottom.
Press the Shop icon.
Scroll down to the bottom where it says “PROMOS.”
Enter the code and hit Redeem.
You will receive a confirmation message that the code has worked upon exiting the shop.

Armed with a reliable source of working promo codes and the know-how to use them, you’re all set to squeeze every bit of goodness out of Pokemon GO. When you’re not busy nabbing free swag, make sure to check out our guide on how to evolve Sylveon.

Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked by How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them for Drugs

Posted on July 11, 2023 by Hard Drive Staff

Life is peaceful in Stardew Valley. Too peaceful. Sometimes, even the Stardrop Saloon won’t be able to provide you the excitement you need. There’s got to be a way to liven things up. Something fun. Someone in this godforsaken backwater town has to holding, right? Here’s a comprehensive breakdown of everyone in the Valley and how likely they are to give you a hand.

#45 — Jas

C’mon, guys. I’m not a monster. I wouldn’t ask a child for drugs. Plus, I don’t know how to play the ukulele, so it’s not clear how I would manage the apology video.

#44 — Vincent

This is mostly a tie with the previous entry. The one thing that bumps it up a spot is that Vincent probably wouldn’t even understand what I meant, so he wouldn’t be traumatized by the interaction. Sure, his dad definitely gets high, but I’m sure he keeps it all in his room. I don’t like to think of what Jas has seen Shane get up to firsthand.

#43 — Demetrius

You’d get a lecture about both the dangers of narcotics as well as the wonders of experiencing the natural world with a pure, unaltered perception. Demetrius would try to persuade you that the way of contemplation was the only life worth living, and that abusing substances would risk degrading your rational mind. Not only would you need to get high more than ever after you talked to him, he would also check in on you every week or so to see how you were doing.

#42 — Marnie

Do not ask Marnie for drugs. She’s already noticed that someone has been stealing from her inventory, particularly her stock of ketamine. Obviously it’s Shane, but she’s not ready to admit that. If you give her an excuse to blame you, she is going to contact the authorities. It will be your word against hers, and they will believe her. Nice work! You’re going away for at least a year.

#41 — Morris

Besides just looking like a total narc, JojaMart absolutely drug tests their employees constantly. You might not work there, but your photo is going on the wall in the security office if you so much as mention weed around Morris. When your farm fails and you’re forced to return to that comically large work computer, they’ll automatically reject your application.

#40 — Bouncer

There are two types of bouncers. One is already your dealer. This guy is the other type.

#39 — Governor

Obviously, it’s not a great idea to ask the state’s head boot for drugs. Even on the off-chance that he travels with his immensely disappointing children, those guys aren’t the “gives other people drugs” kind of guys. If you broadcast the fact that you are not holding, they will immediately forget that you exist. There’s just no good angle to work.

#38 — Penny

Penny obviously has some baggage related to substance abuse because of her mom. Asking if she was holding would just feel kinda mean. Also she would probably tell you that, like, books are the healthy way to expand your mind, or something like that. I really don’t want to make her say that.

#37 — Robin

Robin has been on a construction site, so she’s not going to be shocked by the very thought of someone wanting to get high. Still, she’s not going to have anything to give you. She won’t lecture you like Demetrius would, but she’ll hint to her kids that you’re a shady character.

#36 — Henchman

The henchman wants two things out of life: to do his job, and to eat rotten mayonnaise. You may as well be asking a rock.

#35 — Marlon

I’m not saying that Marlon wouldn’t have access to drugs or that he wouldn’t be willing to distribute them. Both of those things are certainly true. However, the dude sells your own items back to you. Sure, he pitches it as a helpful service, but it sounds like a scam to me. I wouldn’t trust a dealer who was like, “Hey man, I found your AirPods the other day. You can have them back for the MSRP.”

#34 — Dwarf

It’s implied that the Dwarf has a pretty different biological makeup than humans, and he doesn’t seem to have a clear understanding of what those differences are. If the Dwarf offered me something, I would politely accept, then flush it the first chance I got.

#33 — Pam

Pam will ask you to buy her a beer before you can even get a word out. Not a smart option.

#32 — Caroline

Secrets run deep in this family. For instance, Caroline doesn’t even know her husband is working for Mr. Qi, moving contraband all over Stardew Valley. It would be easier if she did know. Then she’d finally have a good excuse to leave him.

#31 — Leo

Leo is a child who was basically raised by birds. Maybe he gets tipsy off of fermented berry juice occasionally, but that’s about it. He doesn’t have anything for you.

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