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Lucky Military Recruiter Pulls Super Rare High Schooler

Posted on October 15, 2021 by Joshua Hudson

DALLAS — A local military recruiter earned high marks and really good loot when he was able to return home to his base having landed the most coveted of all bounties: a super rare high school kid.

“Ooh baby, Sarge is gonna flip his shit,” said Brian Larson, walking to his car after working a shift at the army recruitment store in the mall. “Most days I just stare at the Foot Locker for eight hours and think about my life, but today is the day you dream of when you get in the game: I landed one. Still in high school. Got the signature and everything. Pretty big win for me personally.”

The high schooler, a type of possible recruitment that holds the elusive classification of Super Rare, was discovered walking around looking for a job earlier this morning. Having grown dismayed at the amount of stores still in operation at the mall, he wandered into the recruitment center, one of few businesses still operating.

“At first I was just going to see if they ever hired people to help clean up or whatever,” said Sam Myers, who pledged the next four years of his life to the Army this afternoon right before getting a cookie from Mrs. Fields. “But then he had this gleam in his eye and he asked me to take a seat. I knew then that this was about to change my life forever.”

“I mean for the better,” he added. “The Army sounds super awesome and really fun!”

When told of Myers’ commitment, Larson’s sergeant was happy, as he’d predicted.

“Wow, he landed a super rare High Schooler? I’ll be damned,” said Sergeant Louis Lancaster, Larson’s senior officer. “I was just about to demote Cryin’ Brian even farther down, but with the experience points this confused 18-year-old is gonna earn him, I might even have him start going into the battles soon.”

As of press time, Larson had declared his plans to spend tomorrow hunting the Super Extra Platinum Rare middle schooler in an effort to recruit him into the Army prematurely and off the books.

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Googles “New Metroid Bad”

Posted on October 15, 2021 by Mark Roebuck

ARLINGTON, Va. — Local gamer Roderick Pierce, who currently does not have $60, was recently seen googling the phrase “New Metroid bad” on his phone, several friends of his have confirmed.

“Oh yeah look here, it’s not very good,” said Pierce, who’d recently spent his paycheck on rent and utilities, looking upon his search results. “Looks like everybody’s saying it. Hard to imagine anyone would want to spend their hard earned money on a game getting this much bad press, to be honest. Makes me feel a whole lot better about not being able to afford it right now.”

Friends of Pierce’s say that he’s clearly skewing the results, based on his search terms and ongoing financial situation.

“When he was still working last year he kept trying to convince us to all buy PS5s,” Joe Parrish, a friend of Pierce’s. “But now that he’s laid off, he keeps coming with every excuse he can not to play or watch stuff, except he won’t just admit it’s cuz he’s broke. It’s kind of sad. This time around he keeps insisting that Metroid: Dread is a ripoff at 60 bucks, even though tons of Metroid fans couldn’t throw that amount at them fast enough for a mainline game. You’re not smarter than me, Roderick, I see right through you.”

Though Pierce claims he simply wants to make sure he doesn’t get ripped off, others suspected he just didn’t have the money.

“He doesn’t have five dollars, let alone 60,” said Carly Pierce, Roderick’s mother whom he lives with. “Maybe he should spend less time reading about video games all day and just play the ones he already has, then he wouldn’t have to do backflips trying to justify not buying some new game every single week. Say, is your little video game newspaper hiring any entry level people right now? Will you give my son a call?”

As of press time, Pierce was asking his friends if any of them wanted to check out the Halloween stuff in Fortnite, just to see how lame it was.

Netflix Orders 12-Episode Docuseries About Struggling Trans Person It Just Fired

Posted on October 15, 2021 by Jeremy Kaplowitz

LOS ANGELES — Streaming giant Netflix has announced they are filming a 12-episode documentary series called Dismissed following the struggles of a trans person who the company fired for speaking out against Netflix.

“This is going to be some really powerful stuff. The story of this struggling pregnant trans person is something that needs to be told on Netflix — just not by them, because we fired them,” said Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos. “We reached out to all our usual guys, the Fyre team, the Making a Murderer team, the Tiger King guys… anyone we can get to follow this person around and capture their story. Let’s figure out how they’re handling the loss of their job, how they’re dealing with the attacks on twitter, why they were fired… oh wait, actually we know that last one; that last one was us. Whatever we do, let’s make sure to put a lot of money in the hands of whoever we get to film this show, and no one else, because this is a story that deserves to be told.”

At press time, Netflix removed another random episode of Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj just for good measure.

Gamer Knows Way Around Midgar Better Than Own Neighborhood

Posted on October 14, 2021 by Gabe Porter

GALESBURG, Ill. — Local gamer Brett Gunderson has confirmed that he can navigate through the virtual town of Midgar from Final Fantasy VII better than the actual town he currently resides in.

“I’ve played through Final Fantasy VII several times in my life,” Gunderson proclaimed, “So it only makes sense I know each little nook and cranny of Midgar. I’ve only been here in the neighborhood for what, six months? That’s nowhere near enough time to figure out how to get to my local item shop or find any of the hidden Easter eggs around town.”

Gunderson’s roommate, Tasha Bennett, feels that this issue has gone on long enough.

“I once asked him to go get some toilet paper from the Dollar General down the street. I didn’t see him for the rest of the day,” said Bennett, who later found him a block away from their apartment, crying. “But I once asked him where to go during my first playthrough of Final Fantasy VII and he spouted about a half hour’s worth of instructions on where to go.”

Gunderson believes it might not be worth exploring beyond the digital confines of his PlayStation.

“I’d be more willing to go around town if there were fun NPCs to talk to, or even a few treasure chests for me to find. Instead, all I got were a couple of people who told me to fuck off and a half-eaten pizza slice on the ground.” Gunderson said while taking a brisk stroll through Midgar. “I’m just fine taking daily walks in the game with my best friend Aerith.”

At press time Gunderson has expanded his horizons and decided to explore the world by going to Kalm, another town within Final Fantasy VII.

Guy Stuck in ‘Groundhog Day’ Style Time Loop Finally Has Time to Watch All Those ‘Groundhog Day’ Style Time Loop Movies

Posted on October 14, 2021 by Jon Ruggiero

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Local man Carson Greevers, who has been stuck in a time loop for an indiscernible amount of time, is finally getting around to watching all those time loop movies he has been meaning to see.

“I’ve given this interview so many times I can’t even count,” said Greevers, ∞, who has been living the same day for as long as he can remember. “Every time I say the same thing: I have no idea how long this has gone on. It could be years, it could be millennia, but regardless I’m stuck here with no way out. I’m just trying to make the best of this temporally fucked-up situation”

The near-infinite amount of time on Greevers’ hands has allowed him to learn dead languages and complex sciences, and engage in every sexual fetish he could think of. For the past few loops, he decided to go through any and all time loop-related media he could find.

“There’s so many of these things. There’s video games and books, sure, but the number of films alone is staggering. Across all kinds of genres, too. Triangle is a horror, Before I Fall is a drama, Palm Springs is a comedy, and 12.01 is a sci-fi flick. It seems like there’s a new one every day, even though from my perspective, that’s impossible.”

By studying these stories about people stuck in the same predicament as him, Greevers hoped to find some answers on how to escape.

“Sure, most of these stories are exactly the same and easy to write, which is why there’s so many of them. But watching them helps, because it’s nice to see someone I can relate to. Plus, I’m learning ways I can possibly make the time loop stop; maybe there’s some alien being I can destroy like in Edge of Tomorrow or murderer I can murder back like Happy Death Day.”

At press time, Greevers had checked his watch and, realizing he missed something he wanted to do, jumped into traffic to reset the loop.

Windows 11 Review: Where the Fuck Is Space Cadet 3D Pinball?

Posted on October 14, 2021 by Mark Roebuck

Microsoft has released its highly publicized, widely scrutinized newest operating system, an update to its pioneering software simply called Windows 11, and it features one glaring omission.

As with any major overhaul to your PC’s operating system, the new version improves some things, and sadly leaves a few innovations on the table, most notably fucking godamn Space Cadet 3D Pinball, which they always used to just throw in there for fun. It would appear that this top ten game of all time that was given to every PC user for years has been deemed unfit to be included in Windows operating system releases these days. What the fuck.

Windows 10 was released in 2015. That means these losers had five years to fine tune some things and steal some innovations from their competition. They also had five years to get their dumb heads out of their shitty asses and put the classic games back on there. You can’t tell me they didn’t also have time to tuck some fun little games into a folder or some shit. Looking for an amalgamation of Chrome OS and macOS? Check. Trying to play SkiFree? Go fuck yourself, I guess.

Now of course a lot of these games that we fondly remember from the Windows computers of our youths are readily available online, but that’s not the point. While Microsoft keeps bending over backwards to answer complaints no one ever had, such as “The Windows Start button is still on the bottom left of the screen, where it’s been my entire life,” the very real complaints of “Hey where’s that fun game that used to be on here,” remain unaddressed. Microsoft simply refuses to listen to us, the people.

Did you know that there’s no longer a 32-bit install option? Do you know what that means? I sure don’t, but I know how to make it to the Fleet Commander rank in SC3DP. That’s what Windows means to me. Once again, uninspired corporate “innovation,” leaves the consumers that have turned this software into a household staple from Windows 95 to XP with their dick in their hand. Shame on you, Bill Gates. I wanted to play the pinball game.

So there you have it. It’s Windows. It’s still the same, but they took some stuff from other things that have come out. If you’re reading a review, you probably already have some idea what to expect. What I find shocking, however, is that with all the talk of upgrades and centered toolbars, not one press release mentioned that they wouldn’t be including the greatest pinball game not played on an actual pinball machine. Everyone really dropped the ball here. Enjoy Cloud Streaming and rounded edges to your onscreen boxes, I guess. This shit sucks.

PS5 In-Stock at Neighbor’s House

Posted on October 14, 2021 by Gabe Porter

YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE — New reports confirm that the PlayStation 5 is finally in stock, available for $0.00 (not including burglary supplies), at your neighbor’s home.

“We are happy to announce our partnership with your neighbor who has a PS5,” Sony CEO Kenichiro Yoshida stated. “This exciting development will bring a limited run of consoles — one to be exact — and it will be slightly used. However, it will all be worth it to break in and sneak past the dog to play our wonderful lineup of new and upcoming releases.”

Gamers are already setting aside plans to take advantage of the limited release.

“I’ve been casing this joint for a while,” said an anonymous man with a ski mask and striped shirt. “I know all the ins and outs and when exactly the owner will be gone. I can’t wait to finally play all the newest hits such as Demon’s Souls and Spider-Man: Miles Morales. Of course, it all depends on what my neighbor’s already got.”

John Hubert, the owner of the house, had some questions about the console drop.

“What are you talking about? I love my PS5, and I’m not looking to sell,” Hubert said while pulling into his driveway. “Wait, why is there a line of people sleeping outside my house? Oh shit! My window’s broken! All my games are gone! Who did this?”

For those who are unable to secure a PS5 during this drop, as of press time, an insider tip revealed that your other neighbor with a PS5 is planning a week-long trip next month. The insider encouraged fans to mark their calendars.

Kid Who Used to Drown Guests in RollerCoaster Tycoon Now Thriving at McKinsey

Posted on October 14, 2021 by Jus Kaplan

NEW YORK — Local gamer Seth Basharo, who spent his youth creatively murdering the innocent guests of his theme park in RollerCoaster Tycoon, now, decades later, enjoys similar thrills working at the prestigious management consulting firm McKinsey & Company.

“My job as a consultant requires me to plan, pitch, and deliver bold ideas within budget that meet the distinct needs of our esteemed business partners,” explained Basharo from his home office, sipping coffee from a Cornell University mug. “It’s so much like my old RollerCoaster Tycoon theme park, ‘Death By Seth,’ where I first fell in love with client-facing roles and creative problem solving.”

In young Basharo’s case, the problem was often that he wanted to kill as many unsuspecting park attendees as possible, in the shortest time possible.

“Through iterative rounds of A/B testing, I found that systematically wrangling up guests, deleting all exits, and building a one-way path leading directly into a collapsible holding area about a small drowning pond was certainly the most efficient way to achieve ROI,” said Basharo. “However, I did diversify my methodology, like building unfinished coasters or setting the speed on drop tower rides to 90 mph so the riders blow off the top of the attraction and explode. What can I say—even at 9 years old I was a jack-of-all-trades who always delivered on his goals.”

Still, Basharo admitted management consulting wasn’t entirely the same as running a murderous theme park, even if they were similar.

“Today I spend a lot more time building PowerPoint decks and financial models in Excel. But thankfully, I do still get to do what I love. In fact, my body count from advising companies on how to best market addictive products like opiates is actually much higher than the virtual outcomes I achieved as a child, according to my estimations,” said Basharo, who hopes to break his own murder record next quarter. “My year-over-year growth in elimination numbers, if normalized, is close to 20 percent!”

At press time, Basharo was busy conducting a quick market-sizing calculation to determine how many people would miss the homeless man who lives outside the firm’s office if he were to suddenly go missing.

Review: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is a Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From This Reality

Posted on October 14, 2021 by Walker MacDonald

With the recent release of Metroid Dread and WarioWare: Get It Together!, it seems as though Nintendo is starting to revisit and revitalize their 2D legacy. In the 1980s and 90s, Nintendo dominated the RPG and platformer genres with juggernaut titles like The Legend of Zelda and Super Mario Bros.

But one classic entry in this lineage seems to be often discarded by critics. Granted, it’s typically after they’ve been permanently warded to an insane asylum or murdered their families, but unfairly snubbed nonetheless. With that in mind, and Halloween just around the corner, let’s revisit this ominous, unlabeled, black GameBoy cartridge I found at a yard sale that is slowly untethering me from this reality.

The experience has a proto-rogue-like charm that other titles in the Nintendo library simply cannot compete with. I mean, what other game manifests its story and gameplay mechanics in the form of the individual player’s deepest, most repressed trauma? It’s like if everybody had their own personal version of Pokémon. Each with their own exclusive monsters to catch, and catered hallucinatory visions of a home invader torturing and murdering your mother in cold blood all while you watch through the teary eyes of a child from a bedroom closet. Innovative!

Immersion is not typically a word associated with the handhelds of yesteryear, but this unholy tome of cursed plastic offers an enveloping experience. With every button press, I can feel my soul and psyche slowly but surely leaving my corporeal form. Drifting closer and closer to an indescribable realm of Eldritch horror and non-Euclidean forms, all without a hint of the eye strain or headaches of today’s VR headsets.

In conclusion, my life will never be the same. For both good, and bad reasons. On one hand, I now exist in a terminal state of torment, ethereal dread and constant mental anguish. But on the other hand, I’ve had the pleasure of a fun, intuitive gaming experience with a little something for everyone.

I haven’t mentioned the name of the title until now as I was unsure if invoking its name would be ethically responsible, but now that I am merely a grim messenger of evil and chaos, I encourage everyone to check out Austin Powers: Oh, Behave! today. Yeah, baby!
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Y̷e̵a̶h̷,̷ ̸b̴a̵b̷y̵!̵ ̵Y̵e̴a̵h̴,̵ ̶b̵a̴b̵y̸!̸ ̸Y̵e̸a̵h̴,̶ ̴b̴a̶b̷y̵!̵ ̴Y̴e̶a̴h̵,̵ ̶b̷a̸b̵y̷!̵ ̷Y̸e̶a̴h̶,̷ ̴b̶a̸b̶y̶!̷ ̴Y̶e̵a̴h̶,̴ ̸b̸a̴b̵y̵!̷ ̷Y̶e̷a̷h̷,̷ ̴b̷a̴b̷y̷!̵Y̸͎͖̦̠̓͋̌͒̎̈é̵͓̃̽̓̚ȧ̷̝̗̜̝̎̕̚͜ḫ̸̨̘͍̹͍̈́͝,̵̤͓͍̙̬̉͛ͅ ̵̫͓̜̈́̔͊̚b̸̮̂͒͒͝a̵̧̞̤̋̌́̏͐͠b̶̨͎̠̺̟̃̈̎y̸̬̩̣͕͎̺͓̎͋̃!̵̨̠̜̰̐̇́̄͛͜ ̴̨̛̟͖̇̓͋́̐Y̵̧̮͚͌͑̀̅͋̐͜e̷̺̙͈͙̝̲͑̏̿͝͝a̸̪͚͒͝ẖ̷̻̣̜̏͛ͅ,̶̛͙͓̖͔̫̲͔̽̋̅̑͝ ̸̢̗̔̀̎̃̐̓̽b̷͉̠̺̽̀̄̊̿a̵̱̤̒̇͐̅͊b̷̨̧̭̦̪́̍̀̏ȳ̴͔̱̩̈̏̈́̎!̵̼̟̤͍̑̑̈́̐͘͝ ̸̨̺̰̹̄͛̉̅ͅY̸̯̽́̅̕ë̷̙̗͖́̉̉͗͗͝a̶͕̭̺͙͖̠̿́͑h̵̡̖̹̳̣̝͔̓̂̂̍͗̎͌,̷̡͉̣̺̣̪̍̌̈́̆̊̋͝ ̵̠̦̺͉̣͠b̴͎̬͕̭̿͜a̸̠̯͓͚͗̐b̵͙͐͒͜͝y̸̧̻̝̟͔̩̆̅̀̎͘͘!̶̛̛͕̟̠̎̈́̽ ̵̩͙̝͈͂̃̈́̌Y̴͍̿́͐͘ë̵̩̝́͊̇̇a̶̖̠͙̻̺͋̓̃̕͘h̴͉͎̭̩͑͘ͅ,̶̛̭̳͛̿̀͐̕ ̵͖͐̌̕͝b̶̧̩̱̗̰̲̭̓̔̾̉̐̚ä̵̠̱̺̦͋́̔̈́͗ͅb̶̠͇͑͗ͅy̵̦̜̳͚͒̓̌̇́̌͠ͅ!̷͙̒̈͂̽͘͠ ̵̖̩̗̲̐͐̍̌̔̈́Y̷͉̞̩̣̞̔͜e̵̠͗͜a̴̛̠̦̖͖̦̅͒̎̎̀͠h̷̝̱̲͇̜͉͐̇ͅ,̸̮̼̖͇̲͑͗̒͊̕ ̶̢̹͖̖͇̪͍͊̓b̵̢̪̙̲̑̓a̵̳̹͓̫̰̓̉b̷̨̖̺̎͊̀͘ý̸̩̗́̕̚͝ͅ!̵̤̲͐͠ ̵̧̻̌̑̓͂͐̊͐Y̷̯̗̔͊͌̈́͒̉e̷̡̨̹͔͕̫̗͐̈͘ä̵̝h̶͓̤̯͍̯̆͂̋̇̈,̶̛̳͐̆ ̸̫͕͉̥̼̳͊͗͝b̴̺͙̊̅́͆̄́͝a̶̱̻͂b̵͚͍̪͂͝ý̷̨͓̘̬̈́̏̇͂̽͘!̴̧̨̡̹͙̿̈́̒ ̶̨̧̮̈́Y̷̫̣̭̙̋̋̑é̵̻̔̃a̴̛̹̪̙̦̪͚̿̔̈̋͜h̶̺͚̀̎̃̅̇̅,̸̟͙̬̟̯̩̋̀͆͝ ̴͇̝̟͚̂b̴̮͉̟͈̯̈̈́̌a̷͖͛̀̿͘͝͝b̷͚͋͛̊y̷̡̧̛͍̙̝̥̦̾̂͐!̵̖̥͈̟̬̺͈̈́̌̉̓Y̶̛͉͈̺̦̣̺̮̪̝͉̼̑̄͊̈́̃̍̈́̅͐̽́̚͘͝ȩ̶̛̛̛̰̘̥͓̼͖̣̫͙̘̙͐͐͐̑͜͜ḁ̷̣̥̥̮̠̙̀̉͆́̇̔̄̀̉̋̍͗̕͝ẖ̷̡̡̳͍͎͙͎̦̭̖̭̝̿̄̋͆ͅ,̷͓̥̟̙͓̖̩̫̹͎͕̪̎̃̀̇́͒͜ ̷̢̧̧̢̝͔͓̱̻̩̠͉̫̪̩̠̍̏́̆̐̍̏͐͊̚̚͠b̶̡̨̤͕͙̥͓̪̼̳̳̠͔̥̞͋̅͘͜ą̷͖͇̫̮̳͔̻̩͖̣͍͔͖͓̾̓͛̃̔̅̍͋̿̈́̕b̸̨̝̘̲͈̗̬͚͎͍̕ẏ̵͍̣̣̻!̷̲̥̀̆̐̈́͑͂̀͝͠ ̴͔̟͕̤̀̆Y̵̥̖̝̝̹̲̳͔̜̍͌̑̍̑ȩ̷̤̜̼̪͙̪̅̈́̔̌͘a̷̦̺͕͇͚̔̂̆͛͊ͅh̵̢̛̛̬̥͎͉̼͓̯̺͚̽̇̇̇̒̈́͒͝ͅ,̷͔̪̠̹̹̤͎̦͉̪̀̂͋̌̏̌͝ͅ ̷̢̡̨̳̩̠̳̪̤̤͈̼̼̳͓͗͂̇̌́ḃ̶̠͎̟̫̹͇̬̍́̎̇̈́͒̍̚ḁ̷̢̛̝͚̒͛͋̾̓̋͘b̸̛͖̫̝̟̝̺͕͑̆͂͆̉̇͌̂̔͒̚y̴͖̬̥̻̰͉̘͎̳͉̣̺̞̅̋͐͗͑̿̈̾̈̉̚̕͘͜!̶̛͎̗̻̯̐̂͑̏̾̋̀̚͝͝ ̶̼̗͍̥͔̠̅͝͠ͅY̸̨͉̬͖̳̲̦͙͙̰̬̫̗̓̀ͅę̸̘͕̓̑̅͌͊̏̅̎́͘͝ą̵̩͉͔̠̹̏̿̀̏͘ḧ̴̨̢̬̰̱̱̰́̔̉̂̿̅̾́͋̒,̷͉̈́̓̒ ̵̡͖̈̌̀̀́̽̈́̈́͋͐̽̃̇ḃ̴̢̧͕̪̻͓̟̜̦̼͈͇͖̫̋̋̍͊̀̄̐́ͅâ̷̡̲̗̘̄́̅̊́͗́̾̓b̵̧̧̛̤͕̠̝̤̻̘̠̣͒̋̄͂͒̕͠ý̸̢̥͔͇͎̰̙̉͗̓̃̅̈͆̃͊̉͘͝͝!̴̗͖͆̅̈́͌̄̈̓͐͋̓͠͝ ̷̡̱̱̤̦̤̖͇̄͌̓̋̐̇̋͠Y̴̢̧̡̨̪̳͕͓͙͈̬̥͑̍̈́̍́e̴̡̛͍̪̳̦̽͑̾͘à̵̢̼̥̟̪̓́̐͒͗͘͠h̸̡͖͎̻̰̯̩̗̯͖̰͕̀̓͝,̸̢̨̡̛̬̼̲̺͕͈̝̌̂̌͌̀͒̈́͒̎͝͠͝ͅ ̴̛̦͕̞͔̗͔̥̗̊̈́̉̈́̓̈́͛͛̂̃͆̆̾̚͘͜͜b̸̧͖̪̝͈͓̙̆͌̇̈́̾́̾̃å̷̢͚̲̰̥͖͈̰̜̞̟͓̠̀̃͛͊̆̔̓̏́̕͝͠b̷̫͒͂͝ỵ̷̧̢̼̝̖͖̞̮͈͉̱̬̈́̈̿̊̚͜ͅ!̷̨̳͍̜̺̪̟̳͎̭̬̖̽̄͂̄̐̆̈̌̑̆̄̔̈̃͆̕ͅͅ ̸̧͓̳͇̤̫̥̙̮̻̠̝͖͗͂́Y̵̛̞͖̥͔̬͌͌͑͂̎͂̋̈̽̈́̇͝͝e̷̡̢͇̻̥͈̗̤̲̜̝̲͈̠͊̀̿̾̌͐͛͘a̴̛̪̤̖̔̌̀̔̈́̍̈̇̅̆̍͆̅̂̊ḩ̶̜̗̰̤̹̞͕̜̜̭̪́̇̒͂͋̈́̔͠,̵̡̠̲̱͚̲̜̙̩̩̖̞͛͊̾̾͐̀ͅ ̸̢̢͖͎̦̮̀̑́̅̓͛̈̄̉̚͜͠b̴̖̗̩̱͙̪̺͓̟͉̍̏̅a̵̳͇͈̙͛͛̋͐͑̀̚̚b̶̢̡͔͖̹̬̖̻̻̹̱̊̇̄͋͝͠͝ͅy̴͉̰̯̦̾̌̒́̽̂͐̉͗́̓͠͝!̴̥͙͌͐̇̆́̔̑̄̔̽̉̓̍̎̊͝ ̶̨̧̰̦͉̣̥̹͉̺͍̟̝̗̓̇̀͑͌͑̃̒̃̌̍̈̐̒͝͝ͅY̸̗͓̺͇̪̍̽͂̊͋͒͗̽̂̄̔̔̈͠ȩ̴̥̥̳̘̯̫̤̥͙͕̠̣͖̄́͒̌̂͋̽͘a̶̱̫͙̟̼̰̼͊͊͑̉̽́͑̅͐̋͠h̷̪̜̻͇̄͊̃̽͑̾̍͗͌̀͂̄̆͂̐͝,̷̧̙̤͈̪̲̯̟̟̰͇̱̤̤̒͆̀ ̵̨̛̗̝͗͒̏͑̒͑̓̐̍̏̆̕b̸̡̬͒̈́̋a̶̺͇̙̦̟̲̞̼͎̮̣̘̔̀̆ͅb̷̜̘͙͍͖̺̰̅̊͠͠y̸̨̢̛̗͇͍̻͙̹͖̣̤̿̊́͛͋̓͜!̷̡̠̦͚̦̰̉̅͊̍̋͝ ̴͎̥̖͍̊̿̓̒̆̿̾͠Y̸͙̆ͅe̵̡̮̳͓͌͌̌a̵̙̲̘̠͍͎̞̲͑͆͒̅̊̉͊͋͋̚h̵͚̠̹̙̲̭͔̼̘͙̖̾̆̃̌̋͗,̶̨̜̰̟͖͚̾̈͂̀̋̚͝͝͠ ̶̜͖̮͇̣̥͇̻͔̪͕͍̝͙̌͊̄̄̇̍̕͘b̵̨̹̯̝̺̫̖̝͕͚̻̠̗͂͋͐͋̓͗̀̽̚̚a̸͍̗͙͎̹̺̞͑́͘b̷̛̜͙̳͉̜͍̠̖͈̋̆̌̇̀́́̾̋̑̎̔̂͘͜y̴̧̛̘͗̏̓̓́̍̅̓̀̇̏͌͘͝!̸̨̞͕̩̘͔̖̎̓̈̐̓̀̓́̓̑́͠͠Y̶͕̟̲̮̪̿̃̽̈̎̊̅͑̂̈́̀͒́́̔̓̑̀̊͛͋͊͋͛̓̂ẽ̴̢̛̛̬͖̝͈̱̝͚̝̙̩̯͚͇̟̣̦̦̠̩̟̬͂̌͋̅̈̀̔̌̒̍͊̌̈́͛͛͑͑̓̈́͑̌̊̀̊̎͐̾͗̃͗͂̎̕̕͠͠͠ͅͅạ̴̿̽̆̍̈́ĥ̸̡̧̛̜̩͎̯̰̻̦̜̩̺̯͎̺̬̘̩̪̺̩͉̰̬̮̜̝̱͕̥͔̠̒̅̉̐̉̅̍̉̈́̍̿͑̓́̽͐̽̂̐̉́̆͊̂̓̎͌͒́̂͠͝,̴̢̢̨̛̰̫̗̼̜͈̩͉͚͕̹̫̖̫̼͚̞͖͓̻̖̲̮̲̟̞̥͖͖̗̾́̎̀̄̆̈́͂̓̇͑̂̓͛͌̿͋͊̿͑͊̈̈́̐́̑͑̍̀̓̉̎̽̚͘͘͘ͅ ̷̢̛̦̱̞̺̰̳̪̻͖̱̬͎͍̙̙̺̰̣͙͆̃͗̄̓̀̀̽̓͑͊͋̐̂̕̚͠b̷̡̨͎̗̠̺͕̱̠͎̫̱̮̳͇͉̳͉̠̥̹̜͎͈͖̞͔͚͙̬͚̱̮͇͈̱̥̙͍͗̽͊̍̀͒̋͂̄́̃͆̀̽̑͘̕̕͜͝͝ͅͅa̶̡̨̛̰̼͑̊̏̐̉̾̋̑̍̊́̈́͂̉̚͘͝b̶̛̛̮͍̫̮̠̥́̔͆̊̎̆̄̀̿͘͠͝͝y̵̢̟͙͙̟͕̘̹̝̦͇̫̫̖͓̝̜̼͖̤͙̟̰͒̒̑ͅ!̷̧̢̡̨̨̯͉̗̞͙̲̬̭̻͓̳̝̞̣̲̼̪̣͖͙͉͚͈̳̫͉̜̹̹̠̒̓͑͊̋͒͗̔̉͌̏͑̏̒̚͠ͅ ̵̨̡̧̛̛̩̬͖̠̻͔̫͍̙̺̜͎̼̘̗̟̘̺̪̘̲̳͓͓̳͓̰̘̯̺̜͙̻̤̤̜̽͆̾̅̀̀̿̈́̍̃͜͝͝ͅY̷̢̛̛̛̳̙̻̪͔͍͕̞̖̘͚̺͔̓̅̊̂̐͌̈̍̓̈́́̈́͛̑̏̅̎̑̉̓͑̃̆̀̄͂́̏͗̒͊̈́͆͒̅̕͘͝͝ê̴̞̭͋̄̌̅̄̈́͌̈́̋͛̀̊̉̉̓͗̀̉̈́̉̈́̆͊̅̕̕̚̕̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ẵ̶̛͍͇̫͚̥͌́̀͆̈͂̽̑̓̊͊͌͂͊̈́̎͑̉̍̀͊͗͑̀́͋̅́͑͗̚͘̕̕̕͝͝h̵̡̢̙̠̩̝͈̣̖͙̭̖̝͖͇͕͗̏̾̋̃͜,̶̻͚͗̄ ̸͕̫̭̗͙̞̦͔̥̯̜̟̠͓̜̩͖̖̼̼̲̺͈̯͈͌̑̂́͂̃̉̄̑͆̋̆͛̃͗̌͒́̒̃̑̏̋̔̓̈́́̂̊̇̑̈́̐̊͐̈́͘͘͜͠b̷̡̫͔̰͕̩̥̥̮̣͕̟͉͖͎̤̙̞̟̥̥̟̺̖̜̪̻̖͙̼̈́̈́̓͐̋̊̉̈̉͛͗͊̃̃̽̓͗͌ą̴̧̟͚͓͈̞̲̿̈́̿̄̽̀͆̍̎̉̾͋̈́̈̈̊͊̀̆̇͒̎̒͐̄͛̔́͛̿̚͘̕͠͠b̴̡̢̧̡̧͖̮̗͇͙͚̟͔͚̝̦͚̜̫̎̊͊̓̅̈͛̄̓̑͌̄͌̏͐̏͌̆́̀̊͛̈́̓̔̈́̽̆̂̚͠͝͝͝ͅÿ̸̖͈͖̯̞̭̗́́̑͛̀́͂̆̒̑̔̓̈́̿́͛̂̐̓̽̃̂̽̓͒̾̅̿͌̚̚̚!̵̞̖̫̲͎̻̰̲̫̖̜̯̍͊̀͒̉̌͌̒̎̂̓̀̊̌̊͊̇̈́͌͑͑̃͐̾̿́̉̈́̏̀̚͘͜͝ͅ ̷̢̛̛̼͓̙̭͎̯̖̺̮̙͈̟̆̇͊͒̒̐̎̓̂̐̇̓̅̀͛̃̈̐͋̋̾̉͌́͒̊͋͆̏̌̉̆͘͘̕͜͝͝͝͝Ỳ̵̢͇͖̣̥̬̘͚̣̳̣̼́̋̌͐͐̌̏̃̀̍̕͠͝ę̷̧̨̹͎͕̝̭̻̱̺͔̰̞͍͓͚̪̯̘̜̖̺̭̥̰̱̬̗̹̭̇͆̒̂͂̉̎̽̅̇͌͂̈͐̚͜ͅá̴̧̡̡͔̘͚̼̯̠̳̼̤̦͈̱͈͍̬̤̪̟̭͙̘̯͒͆͌̒̏̆̽̓̂͒͒̏̑́̃͌͐͑͊̊͆̾͋̊̓̌̾́̂͘͜͜͝ͅḩ̶̡̛̤̦̮̼̘̥̬̙̝͉̝͔͗̿̔̏͌̅̾́̎͛̅̋̈́̊̆͊͌̅͑̈́̆͛̇̅͒͂̈́͘͘͠͝͝͝,̷̢̢̩͚̮͉̥̪̟̤͍̫̯͎̬̲̬̺̦̪̭̣̬̪͕̜̫̹̱̺̻͚̘̳̟͍̲̖͓͎͔̎͜͜͜ ̶̛̥̖̭͙̮͕̑̍̂̒̏́̋̋̈̌͑͐̓̈͂̐͘͘͝͝͝b̷̯̣̬̟͌͂̑́̂͂̐̅̏̉̌̀͊̇̚ą̸̡̧̟̩̪͇̱̻̣̳̘̻̯̬͉̺͉͚͖̰̰̣̮̼̦̠͖̙͈͚̘͔̣̪͋͗̐͛̓́̂̽́͒͋͛̍̋̆̈͐́́͆̓̀̀̇̀̔́̿͗̐͑͘͜͠b̶̢̢̛̲̗͖͚̫̯̳̩̬̦̺̳̥̮͕̘̩̘̫̱̙̮̫̘̮̜̤̺̰̜̘̞̠͍͚͋́͛̓͋̋̋̌͒̍̃̓͐͆̍̀̇͆̋̕͜͝͠ẏ̷̧̡̲͉̙͇̳̫̯̳͖̲͖͉̲̦͎̔̐̐̉̀́̾̈͗̃̄̄̄̏͗͆̚!̷̤̳̼̓̋̔͊͑̏͘ ̶̡̛̩̫͓̟̻̘͇͈͇̖̣̬̮͂̓̉̀͒͂̆̅̑͌͒̄͑̐͂̀̃̔̿̒̈́̓̿̒͋̉̏̏͂͗̀̈́͊̽̈́̐͘Ỳ̶̫͈̯͇̦͔͇̞̖̀̽̾͐͋̐͛̿͌̽̃̔̆̃̆͌̉̂͊̅̑͊͆̽̿͆̆̿͑̈̇̚͘̕͝͠͝͝e̸̢͚̮͕̜̖̼̤̰̳̟̗̱͕͈̘̯̼̝̰̳̲̰̪̰̘̲͓͉͉̭̳̰̣̥̱̳̒͛̓̕͜ả̶̛̜͉͈͈̥̟̲̦͇̞̬͗̃͑̇̊̈́̌̊͑͂͊̈̓͐͒̓̀͑̓́̀͑̆̑̎̽̔̂͝ͅͅȟ̷̨̡̧̨͓̮͇̺̜̫̹̮̰̙̱̺̪̣̥͈̲̥̱͍̳̪̙̖̗̤̩̣̥̠̲̄̂́͐̉̏͛͆͊͊̉̈̉̾̔̿̒͒̓̊̿̐̍́̀͛̔͆̚͜,̶̧̢̧̧̡̺̬͖̺͇̘̥͉̜̜̭̰̳̳͚̝̹̜̜̺̮̯̦͓̭̫̱̗̱͋̽̉͂̎͛̚ͅͅͅ ̷̥̫̗̦̦̻̪̳̰͚̙̟̘̦͍̲̗̬͓͉̟̻̬̲̈́́̍͌͆́͒̌̐̑̅̂́͑̅̑̋́̍͑̕͜͝b̷̢̡̧̛̛̞͚̟̰̖̩̟̠͉̝̭̫̩̲͔̞̩̰͎͇̮̞͓̞̞̱͔̱̪̗͋̆̅͌̅̓̐̄̎̇̓͗̇͊̓̇̅̈́̂̓͋̀̂̉̚͜ͅå̶̡̛͕̺̼͙̰̺̻̗̦͔̩̯̭̱̭͎̮͔̝̱̫͕͛̒̿͆̑̅̽͗̾̀̉͋̌͛̇̿͆̑̄͌͆̌͛̈́͗̑͋̂̃̕͝͠͠͠ͅb̶̢̥̭͈͊̈͛͑̔͛̋̋͗̄̈́̈͒́̉͐͋̎͛̿̓̈́́̾̄̀̈̇̊̽̿̊̉̕̚̚͝͝͠ͅỵ̷̡̫̲̬̰͓̲̳̹͇̫̗͎͙̬̰̩̪̜̻̝̖̥̩̭̺̈́̀̽͊̃̉̋̀̉̇͒̎͂̾̄̄̐̚̕͜͜ͅ!̸̢̡̢̡̱̝̯̙̣̱̮̬̮̜̥̻̺͈͔̻̺̲͕͈̜͎̦̰̮̟͍̻̬͈̋̓͛ͅ ̵̨̡̨̡̦͔̜̘̘̳̹̯̯͖̰̠̰̘̲͚̳̱̥͙̦̱̟͔̣̭͕̰̳̺͔̺̳̠̹̩̲́͐̌̆͜Y̴̧̨̢̻̭̠̠̜̗̳͎̹̮̲̩̫̯͙̰͓̫̞̹̯̥̦̗͈̜̝͐̿ę̸̧̢̖̤͇̯͚̰̝̥̳̠͕̬̦͚̦̼̣͑̐͆̊̀̓͌̂̉͋͛̏͘͝ͅá̶̡̡̧̖͓͓͔̖̼̣̙̬̘̺͍̬̤̙͙͑̏͆̾̆̽̌͗̽͋̕͜͠ͅh̷̡̢̛̞̗̟̯̫͖̮̠̝̖̩̲̻͍̺͕̘̞̩͉̩͈̩͕͆͑̅̀͌͑͂̀͒̂̃̍̑̂͛̓̀͒̀͑̓́͑̍̌̍͗͑̅̓̇͌́͌̽̕͘,̸̧̨̧̡̢̛̹͎͎̰̖̩̬̦̭̯̬͚̳̝̏̓̈̈́̅̕ ̸̢̧̧̩̱̤̱͎̭̗͎͙̱̜̹͉͕̭̦͔̫͓̝͖̰̦̬͙̗̟̎̇̒̍̃̃́̆̽͑̓͆̾͗͒͊͑͌͗͒̈́̃̊͒͊̎̾͐̽̚͜ͅͅb̵̛̖̘͔̞̿̇̈́̊̇̈̑̏̌̐̐̓̀̋̅̾͛̽̓̾́̚̕͘ȧ̵̧̨̧̨͎̻̺̭̪̦͚͉̻̙̮͇͎͙̰͓̠̱̞͍̩̤̹̥̘͈͚̮̙̔̒̅̅̔̉͐͗̑̀͑́̅̽̆́̈́̇͊̄̿͒͛͌͋͜͜͝͝͝͝b̷͍͚̳̩͍͐̂̓̉̃̕ͅy̶̨̧͙̮̰̣̘̼̱̍̓̾͒̒͊̽͌̌̐̃͗́̅͑̒͑̃̒͂̾̋̃̽͘!̴̨̢̧̺̪̥̦̳̼̲̞̞̰͇͚̼̘̰͍͕͇̺̫̗̥͇̱͗̂̓ͅͅ ̶̳̻̗̗͍̮̖̬͉̤̙̪͈̞͈̊͊̉̾̿̈͑̍̓͛͊̀̔̀̄̕̕̚͜͜͝͝Y̵̹͉̯̤͎̦̤̻͍͍͓̗̪̼̘͓̩̜̰̥̼͉͊̋͊̍͐̽̀̿̑̓͛͘͜ͅȩ̸̦͔̫̪͖͉͇̠̳͒͊͋͛̓̓͊̃͛͒͛̏̿̏̉̏̀̒̀̽͊͂̋͒̿͘̕͝͠͝a̵̛͔̱̲̪̘̼͖͇̰̩͖̝̱͖̤͉͚̰̯̞̱̯̱̯̯͙̝̣̳͇̗̠̝̩̯̳̫̜̦̠̜͗̈́̍͌̈̓̈́͂́͑́̅̀̋̉́̏͑́̐̈́͛̚͘ͅh̶̡̧̜̮̳̲̲̩͔̩͈̻̙̬̟̮̜̠̰̮̤͇̘̦̥̝̞̼̗͖̱̠̗̞̙̩̮͔̟̆̉̉͋͗͌͊̊̿̈͗̌̎́̎̃̈͛̿͋̅͋̽͋̉̆̈͂̌͒͐̿͗̈́̾̅̒͘͜͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅ,̶̱̘̩̹͉͙̤̺̺͙̘̖͔̯̣̖̙̝͚̭̱̠̳̺̥̜̞͚̬̺̉͒͋̃͋̍̍͂̔̃͝ͅ ̴̡̧̧̬͖̗̺̘̭̺͂́͆̏̈͛͒̾͊̄̀̇͊̓̽̈́͋͌̒͗̋̈̈́͛́͒̿͐͐͘͝b̷̡̧̢̨̡̳̣̤̬͓͈̠̲̟͖̮̥̬̠̥̫̜̻̜͎̝̥͉̹͔̗̠̿̆̂̎̀̊̅̄̎͌̋́̍̏͑͒͐̂̈́͑̈́̏͐̔̊͌̒̾͊̍͊̒̑͘̚͜͜͝͠͠͠á̵̡̼̱̬̩̻̜͍̖̼̼̮̥̯͔̜̪͓̦̖͙̪̞͔͖͖̭͌́͑̃́͆̾͊̓͌͆̈͒̔̎̑́͂̽̉̽͂̊́̒́̐͊͆̉̀̍̒͘̕͘̚͜͜͝͠ͅb̴̨̲͈͚̥̹̣̦̪̝̹̘̓̈́̅̾̇̔͊̾͐͜ỹ̴̨̡̛͎̬̖̬̰̊̊͐̿̈́̎̄̓̈̄̂́̂͒̿̐̅̏̓̓͑͊͗̊͐̏̐̄̉̓̆͋̎̽̄͆̃͌̈́̚͘͠!̷̧̨̧̢̧̢̡̛̛͇͈̝͎̤͇̰̻͇̤̗̜̠͕̩̟̠̼̲̩̪̖͖̺̱̜̗͙̬͎̤͇̰̺̪̊͑͛̄͒̂̓ ̴̜̮̝̬̣̼̟̬̼͖̱͚̊̽͂̅̃̋̇͆̆̋͋̒̈́̔̐͐̔̓̇̊̅͋̑̅́̽̚͝Y̶̟̮̤̦̹̙̯̻̍̍̽̒̏̑͐̏͊̂̔̓͆̂̿̿̎̀́̔̚͘̚͘͝ͅę̴̜̻̹̮̗͕̟͓͖̓̌́͌͗͊͒͐̚͠ã̶̻̼͐͒̈́͂́̐̃̈́̾̄̊̾͝͝h̴̛͇̗́͒̒̀̀̏͋̄̆̃̊̾̊̽̇͘̚̚͘͝͠͝,̷̩͇͒͗̄̋͐̽̐͂̆̾̃̇͋̿́͒͌̂̂̎̓̀͌͒̒̀͋̒͑́̈́̿́̊͝͝͝͝ ̶̡̡͖̳̣͙̩̗̰̦̦̖̙̌͒̊͊̏̑͊̀̾́̄́̂̍̚̚b̵̡̲̝̳̹͕̟̱̟̩̜̞̤̠̙͕̫̭͉̰̟̲͉̺͚͚̪͖̫̹͍̱̈́̈́̑͌͛͗̓̿̑̀̏͂͘͘͠͝á̸̢̢̬̝̬̲̥͇̩͔̖̱͕̼̞̘͎̫͓̖̘̤̆̏͐̉̎͋̂ͅb̴͔͇̞̺̮̼̲̞̰͉̲͎̗͗̃͐̄͂͌͗̐͑̃̏̊̕͝͝͝͝ÿ̴̧̞̝͉̱̪͙͖̲̺͈͇̲̘̟͔̬̩̗́̆̏̓̓̅̉̐̒͐͋͆͛́͐̽̌́̅͂͐̑̚͜͝͝ͅ!̸̨̢̧̡̮͚̲̤̹̰͎͇͍̣͕̟̻͚͙̼̫̘̣̖̜̣̥̖̑̉̀́̈́̇͒̋͑̂͒͗̊͘͘͘ͅͅͅ
Y̶͕̟̲̮̪̿̃̽̈̎̊̅͑̂̈́̀͒́́̔̓̑̀̊͛͋͊͋͛̓̂ẽ̴̢̛̛̬͖̝͈̱̝͚̝̙̩̯͚͇̟̣̦̦̠̩̟̬͂̌͋̅̈̀̔̌̒̍͊̌̈́͛͛͑͑̓̈́͑̌̊̀̊̎͐̾͗̃͗͂̎̕̕͠͠͠ͅͅạ̴̿̽̆̍̈́ĥ̸̡̧̛̜̩͎̯̰̻̦̜̩̺̯͎̺̬̘̩̪̺̩͉̰̬̮̜̝̱͕̥͔̠̒̅̉̐̉̅̍̉̈́̍̿͑̓́̽͐̽̂̐̉́̆͊̂̓̎͌͒́̂͠͝,̴̢̢̨̛̰̫̗̼̜͈̩͉͚͕̹̫̖̫̼͚̞͖͓̻̖̲̮̲̟̞̥͖͖̗̾́̎̀̄̆̈́͂̓̇͑̂̓͛͌̿͋͊̿͑͊̈̈́̐́̑͑̍̀̓̉̎̽̚͘͘͘ͅ ̷̢̛̦̱̞̺̰̳̪̻͖̱̬͎͍̙̙̺̰̣͙͆̃͗̄̓̀̀̽̓͑͊͋̐̂̕̚͠b̷̡̨͎̗̠̺͕̱̠͎̫̱̮̳͇͉̳͉̠̥̹̜͎͈͖̞͔͚͙̬͚̱̮͇͈̱̥̙͍͗̽͊̍̀͒̋͂̄́̃͆̀̽̑͘̕̕͜͝͝ͅͅa̶̡̨̛̰̼͑̊̏̐̉̾̋̑̍̊́̈́͂̉̚͘͝b̶̛̛̮͍̫̮̠̥́̔͆̊̎̆̄̀̿͘͠͝͝y̵̢̟͙͙̟͕̘̹̝̦͇̫̫̖͓̝̜̼͖̤͙̟̰͒̒̑ͅ!̷̧̢̡̨̨̯͉̗̞͙̲̬̭̻͓̳̝̞̣̲̼̪̣͖͙͉͚͈̳̫͉̜̹̹̠̒̓͑͊̋͒͗̔̉͌̏͑̏̒̚͠ͅ ̵̨̡̧̛̛̩̬͖̠̻͔̫͍̙̺̜͎̼̘̗̟̘̺̪̘̲̳͓͓̳͓̰̘̯̺̜͙̻̤̤̜̽͆̾̅̀̀̿̈́̍̃͜͝͝ͅY̷̢̛̛̛̳̙̻̪͔͍͕̞̖̘͚̺͔̓̅̊̂̐͌̈̍̓̈́́̈́͛̑̏̅̎̑̉̓͑̃̆̀̄͂́̏͗̒͊̈́͆͒̅̕͘͝͝ê̴̞̭͋̄̌̅̄̈́͌̈́̋͛̀̊̉̉̓͗̀̉̈́̉̈́̆͊̅̕̕̚̕̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ẵ̶̛͍͇̫͚̥͌́̀͆̈͂̽̑̓̊͊͌͂͊̈́̎͑̉̍̀͊͗͑̀́͋̅́͑͗̚͘̕̕̕͝͝h̵̡̢̙̠̩̝͈̣̖͙̭̖̝͖͇͕͗̏̾̋̃͜,̶̻͚͗̄ ̸͕̫̭̗͙̞̦͔̥̯̜̟̠͓̜̩͖̖̼̼̲̺͈̯͈͌̑̂́͂̃̉̄̑͆̋̆͛̃͗̌͒́̒̃̑̏̋̔̓̈́́̂̊̇̑̈́̐̊͐̈́͘͘͜͠b̷̡̫͔̰͕̩̥̥̮̣͕̟͉͖͎̤̙̞̟̥̥̟̺̖̜̪̻̖͙̼̈́̈́̓͐̋̊̉̈̉͛͗͊̃̃̽̓͗͌ą̴̧̟͚͓͈̞̲̿̈́̿̄̽̀͆̍̎̉̾͋̈́̈̈̊͊̀̆̇͒̎̒͐̄͛̔́͛̿̚͘̕͠͠b̴̡̢̧̡̧͖̮̗͇͙͚̟͔͚̝̦͚̜̫̎̊͊̓̅̈͛̄̓̑͌̄͌̏͐̏͌̆́̀̊͛̈́̓̔̈́̽̆̂̚͠͝͝͝ͅÿ̸̖͈͖̯̞̭̗́́̑͛̀́͂̆̒̑̔̓̈́̿́͛̂̐̓̽̃̂̽̓͒̾̅̿͌̚̚̚!̵̞̖̫̲͎̻̰̲̫̖̜̯̍͊̀͒̉̌͌̒̎̂̓̀̊̌̊͊̇̈́͌͑͑̃͐̾̿́̉̈́̏̀̚͘͜͝ͅ ̷̢̛̛̼͓̙̭͎̯̖̺̮̙͈̟̆̇͊͒̒̐̎̓̂̐̇̓̅̀͛̃̈̐͋̋̾̉͌́͒̊͋͆̏̌̉̆͘͘̕͜͝͝͝͝Ỳ̵̢͇͖̣̥̬̘͚̣̳̣̼́̋̌͐͐̌̏̃̀̍̕͠͝ę̷̧̨̹͎͕̝̭̻̱̺͔̰̞͍͓͚̪̯̘̜̖̺̭̥̰̱̬̗̹̭̇͆̒̂͂̉̎̽̅̇͌͂̈͐̚͜ͅá̴̧̡̡͔̘͚̼̯̠̳̼̤̦͈̱͈͍̬̤̪̟̭͙̘̯͒͆͌̒̏̆̽̓̂͒͒̏̑́̃͌͐͑͊̊͆̾͋̊̓̌̾́̂͘͜͜͝ͅḩ̶̡̛̤̦̮̼̘̥̬̙̝͉̝͔͗̿̔̏͌̅̾́̎͛̅̋̈́̊̆͊͌̅͑̈́̆͛̇̅͒͂̈́͘͘͠͝͝͝,̷̢̢̩͚̮͉̥̪̟̤͍̫̯͎̬̲̬̺̦̪̭̣̬̪͕̜̫̹̱̺̻͚̘̳̟͍̲̖͓͎͔̎͜͜͜ ̶̛̥̖̭͙̮͕̑̍̂̒̏́̋̋̈̌͑͐̓̈͂̐͘͘͝͝͝b̷̯̣̬̟͌͂̑́̂͂̐̅̏̉̌̀͊̇̚ą̸̡̧̟̩̪͇̱̻̣̳̘̻̯̬͉̺͉͚͖̰̰̣̮̼̦̠͖̙͈͚̘͔̣̪͋͗̐͛̓́̂̽́͒͋͛̍̋̆̈͐́́͆̓̀̀̇̀̔́̿͗̐͑͘͜͠b̶̢̢̛̲̗͖͚̫̯̳̩̬̦̺̳̥̮͕̘̩̘̫̱̙̮̫̘̮̜̤̺̰̜̘̞̠͍͚͋́͛̓͋̋̋̌͒̍̃̓͐͆̍̀̇͆̋̕͜͝͠ẏ̷̧̡̲͉̙͇̳̫̯̳͖̲͖͉̲̦͎̔̐̐̉̀́̾̈͗̃̄̄̄̏͗͆̚!̷̤̳̼̓̋̔͊͑̏͘ ̶̡̛̩̫͓̟̻̘͇͈͇̖̣̬̮͂̓̉̀͒͂̆̅̑͌͒̄͑̐͂̀̃̔̿̒̈́̓̿̒͋̉̏̏͂͗̀̈́͊̽̈́̐͘Ỳ̶̫͈̯͇̦͔͇̞̖̀̽̾͐͋̐͛̿͌̽̃̔̆̃̆͌̉̂͊̅̑͊͆̽̿͆̆̿͑̈̇̚͘̕͝͠͝͝e̸̢͚̮͕̜̖̼̤̰̳̟̗̱͕͈̘̯̼̝̰̳̲̰̪̰̘̲͓͉͉̭̳̰̣̥̱̳̒͛̓̕͜ả̶̛̜͉͈͈̥̟̲̦͇̞̬͗̃͑̇̊̈́̌̊͑͂͊̈̓͐͒̓̀͑̓́̀͑̆̑̎̽̔̂͝ͅͅȟ̷̨̡̧̨͓̮͇̺̜̫̹̮̰̙̱̺̪̣̥͈̲̥̱͍̳̪̙̖̗̤̩̣̥̠̲̄̂́͐̉̏͛͆͊͊̉̈̉̾̔̿̒͒̓̊̿̐̍́̀͛̔͆̚͜,̶̧̢̧̧̡̺̬͖̺͇̘̥͉̜̜̭̰̳̳͚̝̹̜̜̺̮̯̦͓̭̫̱̗̱͋̽̉͂̎͛̚ͅͅͅ ̷̥̫̗̦̦̻̪̳̰͚̙̟̘̦͍̲̗̬͓͉̟̻̬̲̈́́̍͌͆́͒̌̐̑̅̂́͑̅̑̋́̍͑̕͜͝b̷̢̡̧̛̛̞͚̟̰̖̩̟̠͉̝̭̫̩̲͔̞̩̰͎͇̮̞͓̞̞̱͔̱̪̗͋̆̅͌̅̓̐̄̎̇̓͗̇͊̓̇̅̈́̂̓͋̀̂̉̚͜ͅå̶̡̛͕̺̼͙̰̺̻̗̦͔̩̯̭̱̭͎̮͔̝̱̫͕͛̒̿͆̑̅̽͗̾̀̉͋̌͛̇̿͆̑̄͌͆̌͛̈́͗̑͋̂̃̕͝͠͠͠ͅb̶̢̥̭͈͊̈͛͑̔͛̋̋͗̄̈́̈͒́̉͐͋̎͛̿̓̈́́̾̄̀̈̇̊̽̿̊̉̕̚̚͝͝͠ͅỵ̷̡̫̲̬̰͓̲̳̹͇̫̗͎͙̬̰̩̪̜̻̝̖̥̩̭̺̈́̀̽͊̃̉̋̀̉̇͒̎͂̾̄̄̐̚̕͜͜ͅ!̸̢̡̢̡̱̝̯̙̣̱̮̬̮̜̥̻̺͈͔̻̺̲͕͈̜͎̦̰̮̟͍̻̬͈̋̓͛ͅ ̵̨̡̨̡̦͔̜̘̘̳̹̯̯͖̰̠̰̘̲͚̳̱̥͙̦̱̟͔̣̭͕̰̳̺͔̺̳̠̹̩̲́͐̌̆͜Y̴̧̨̢̻̭̠̠̜̗̳͎̹̮̲̩̫̯͙̰͓̫̞̹̯̥̦̗͈̜̝͐̿ę̸̧̢̖̤͇̯͚̰̝̥̳̠͕̬̦͚̦̼̣͑̐͆̊̀̓͌̂̉͋͛̏͘͝ͅá̶̡̡̧̖͓͓͔̖̼̣̙̬̘̺͍̬̤̙͙͑̏͆̾̆̽̌͗̽͋̕͜͠ͅh̷̡̢̛̞̗̟̯̫͖̮̠̝̖̩̲̻͍̺͕̘̞̩͉̩͈̩͕͆͑̅̀͌͑͂̀͒̂̃̍̑̂͛̓̀͒̀͑̓́͑̍̌̍͗͑̅̓̇͌́͌̽̕͘,̸̧̨̧̡̢̛̹͎͎̰̖̩̬̦̭̯̬͚̳̝̏̓̈̈́̅̕ ̸̢̧̧̩̱̤̱͎̭̗͎͙̱̜̹͉͕̭̦͔̫͓̝͖̰̦̬͙̗̟̎̇̒̍̃̃́̆̽͑̓͆̾͗͒͊͑͌͗͒̈́̃̊͒͊̎̾͐̽̚͜ͅͅb̵̛̖̘͔̞̿̇̈́̊̇̈̑̏̌̐̐̓̀̋̅̾͛̽̓̾́̚̕͘ȧ̵̧̨̧̨͎̻̺̭̪̦͚͉̻̙̮͇͎͙̰͓̠̱̞͍̩̤̹̥̘͈͚̮̙̔̒̅̅̔̉͐͗̑̀͑́̅̽̆́̈́̇͊̄̿͒͛͌͋͜͜͝͝͝͝b̷͍͚̳̩͍͐̂̓̉̃̕ͅy̶̨̧͙̮̰̣̘̼̱̍̓̾͒̒͊̽͌̌̐̃͗́̅͑̒͑̃̒͂̾̋̃̽͘!̴̨̢̧̺̪̥̦̳̼̲̞̞̰͇͚̼̘̰͍͕͇̺̫̗̥͇̱͗̂̓ͅͅ ̶̳̻̗̗͍̮̖̬͉̤̙̪͈̞͈̊͊̉̾̿̈͑̍̓͛͊̀̔̀̄̕̕̚͜͜͝͝Y̵̹͉̯̤͎̦̤̻͍͍͓̗̪̼̘͓̩̜̰̥̼͉͊̋͊̍͐̽̀̿̑̓͛͘͜ͅȩ̸̦͔̫̪͖͉͇̠̳͒͊͋͛̓̓͊̃͛͒͛̏̿̏̉̏̀̒̀̽͊͂̋͒̿͘̕͝͠͝a̵̛͔̱̲̪̘̼͖͇̰̩͖̝̱͖̤͉͚̰̯̞̱̯̱̯̯͙̝̣̳͇̗̠̝̩̯̳̫̜̦̠̜͗̈́̍͌̈̓̈́͂́͑́̅̀̋̉́̏͑́̐̈́͛̚͘ͅh̶̡̧̜̮̳̲̲̩͔̩͈̻̙̬̟̮̜̠̰̮̤͇̘̦̥̝̞̼̗͖̱̠̗̞̙̩̮͔̟̆̉̉͋͗͌͊̊̿̈͗̌̎́̎̃̈͛̿͋̅͋̽͋̉̆̈͂̌͒͐̿͗̈́̾̅̒͘͜͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅ,̶̱̘̩̹͉͙̤̺̺͙̘̖͔̯̣̖̙̝͚̭̱̠̳̺̥̜̞͚̬̺̉͒͋̃͋̍̍͂̔̃͝ͅ ̴̡̧̧̬͖̗̺̘̭̺͂́͆̏̈͛͒̾͊̄̀̇͊̓̽̈́͋͌̒͗̋̈̈́͛́͒̿͐͐͘͝b̷̡̧̢̨̡̳̣̤̬͓͈̠̲̟͖̮̥̬̠̥̫̜̻̜͎̝̥͉̹͔̗̠̿̆̂̎̀̊̅̄̎͌̋́̍̏͑͒͐̂̈́͑̈́̏͐̔̊͌̒̾͊̍͊̒̑͘̚͜͜͝͠͠͠á̵̡̼̱̬̩̻̜͍̖̼̼̮̥̯͔̜̪͓̦̖͙̪̞͔͖͖̭͌́͑̃́͆̾͊̓͌͆̈͒̔̎̑́͂̽̉̽͂̊́̒́̐͊͆̉̀̍̒͘̕͘̚͜͜͝͠ͅb̴̨̲͈͚̥̹̣̦̪̝̹̘̓̈́̅̾̇̔͊̾͐͜ỹ̴̨̡̛͎̬̖̬̰̊̊͐̿̈́̎̄̓̈̄̂́̂͒̿̐̅̏̓̓͑͊͗̊͐̏̐̄̉̓̆͋̎̽̄͆̃͌̈́̚͘͠!̷̧̨̧̢̧̢̡̛̛͇͈̝͎̤͇̰̻͇̤̗̜̠͕̩̟̠̼̲̩̪̖͖̺̱̜̗͙̬͎̤͇̰̺̪̊͑͛̄͒̂̓ ̴̜̮̝̬̣̼̟̬̼͖̱͚̊̽͂̅̃̋̇͆̆̋͋̒̈́̔̐͐̔̓̇̊̅͋̑̅́̽̚͝Y̶̟̮̤̦̹̙̯̻̍̍̽̒̏̑͐̏͊̂̔̓͆̂̿̿̎̀́̔̚͘̚͘͝ͅę̴̜̻̹̮̗͕̟͓͖̓̌́͌͗͊͒͐̚͠ã̶̻̼͐͒̈́͂́̐̃̈́̾̄̊̾͝͝h̴̛͇̗́͒̒̀̀̏͋̄̆̃̊̾̊̽̇͘̚̚͘͝͠͝,̷̩͇͒͗̄̋͐̽̐͂̆̾̃̇͋̿́͒͌̂̂̎̓̀͌͒̒̀͋̒͑́̈́̿́̊͝͝͝͝ ̶̡̡͖̳̣͙̩̗̰̦̦̖̙̌͒̊͊̏̑͊̀̾́̄́̂̍̚̚b̵̡̲̝̳̹͕̟̱̟̩̜̞̤̠̙͕̫̭͉̰̟̲͉̺͚͚̪͖̫̹͍̱̈́̈́̑͌͛͗̓̿̑̀̏͂͘͘͠͝á̸̢̢̬̝̬̲̥͇̩͔̖̱͕̼̞̘͎̫͓̖̘̤̆̏͐̉̎͋̂ͅb̴͔͇̞̺̮̼̲̞̰͉̲͎̗͗̃͐̄͂͌͗̐͑̃̏̊̕͝͝͝͝ÿ̴̧̞̝͉̱̪͙͖̲̺͈͇̲̘̟͔̬̩̗́̆̏̓̓̅̉̐̒͐͋͆͛́͐̽̌́̅͂͐̑̚͜͝͝ͅ!̸̨̢̧̡̮͚̲̤̹̰͎͇͍̣͕̟̻͚͙̼̫̘̣̖̜̣̥̖̑̉̀́̈́̇͒̋͑̂͒͗̊͘͘͘ͅͅͅ
Y̶͕̟̲̮̪̿̃̽̈̎̊̅͑̂̈́̀͒́́̔̓̑̀̊͛͋͊͋͛̓̂ẽ̴̢̛̛̬͖̝͈̱̝͚̝̙̩̯͚͇̟̣̦̦̠̩̟̬͂̌͋̅̈̀̔̌̒̍͊̌̈́͛͛͑͑̓̈́͑̌̊̀̊̎͐̾͗̃͗͂̎̕̕͠͠͠ͅͅạ̴̿̽̆̍̈́ĥ̸̡̧̛̜̩͎̯̰̻̦̜̩̺̯͎̺̬̘̩̪̺̩͉̰̬̮̜̝̱͕̥͔̠̒̅̉̐̉̅̍̉̈́̍̿͑̓́̽͐̽̂̐̉́̆͊̂̓̎͌͒́̂͠͝,̴̢̢̨̛̰̫̗̼̜͈̩͉͚͕̹̫̖̫̼͚̞͖͓̻̖̲̮̲̟̞̥͖͖̗̾́̎̀̄̆̈́͂̓̇͑̂̓͛͌̿͋͊̿͑͊̈̈́̐́̑͑̍̀̓̉̎̽̚͘͘͘ͅ ̷̢̛̦̱̞̺̰̳̪̻͖̱̬͎͍̙̙̺̰̣͙͆̃͗̄̓̀̀̽̓͑͊͋̐̂̕̚͠b̷̡̨͎̗̠̺͕̱̠͎̫̱̮̳͇͉̳͉̠̥̹̜͎͈͖̞͔͚͙̬͚̱̮͇͈̱̥̙͍͗̽͊̍̀͒̋͂̄́̃͆̀̽̑͘̕̕͜͝͝ͅͅa̶̡̨̛̰̼͑̊̏̐̉̾̋̑̍̊́̈́͂̉̚͘͝b̶̛̛̮͍̫̮̠̥́̔͆̊̎̆̄̀̿͘͠͝͝y̵̢̟͙͙̟͕̘̹̝̦͇̫̫̖͓̝̜̼͖̤͙̟̰͒̒̑ͅ!̷̧̢̡̨̨̯͉̗̞͙̲̬̭̻͓̳̝̞̣̲̼̪̣͖͙͉͚͈̳̫͉̜̹̹̠̒̓͑͊̋͒͗̔̉͌̏͑̏̒̚͠ͅ ̵̨̡̧̛̛̩̬͖̠̻͔̫͍̙̺̜͎̼̘̗̟̘̺̪̘̲̳͓͓̳͓̰̘̯̺̜͙̻̤̤̜̽͆̾̅̀̀̿̈́̍̃͜͝͝ͅY̷̢̛̛̛̳̙̻̪͔͍͕̞̖̘͚̺͔̓̅̊̂̐͌̈̍̓̈́́̈́͛̑̏̅̎̑̉̓͑̃̆̀̄͂́̏͗̒͊̈́͆͒̅̕͘͝͝ê̴̞̭͋̄̌̅̄̈́͌̈́̋͛̀̊̉̉̓͗̀̉̈́̉̈́̆͊̅̕̕̚̕̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ẵ̶̛͍͇̫͚̥͌́̀͆̈͂̽̑̓̊͊͌͂͊̈́̎͑̉̍̀͊͗͑̀́͋̅́͑͗̚͘̕̕̕͝͝h̵̡̢̙̠̩̝͈̣̖͙̭̖̝͖͇͕͗̏̾̋̃͜,̶̻͚͗̄ ̸͕̫̭̗͙̞̦͔̥̯̜̟̠͓̜̩͖̖̼̼̲̺͈̯͈͌̑̂́͂̃̉̄̑͆̋̆͛̃͗̌͒́̒̃̑̏̋̔̓̈́́̂̊̇̑̈́̐̊͐̈́͘͘͜͠b̷̡̫͔̰͕̩̥̥̮̣͕̟͉͖͎̤̙̞̟̥̥̟̺̖̜̪̻̖͙̼̈́̈́̓͐̋̊̉̈̉͛͗͊̃̃̽̓͗͌ą̴̧̟͚͓͈̞̲̿̈́̿̄̽̀͆̍̎̉̾͋̈́̈̈̊͊̀̆̇͒̎̒͐̄͛̔́͛̿̚͘̕͠͠b̴̡̢̧̡̧͖̮̗͇͙͚̟͔͚̝̦͚̜̫̎̊͊̓̅̈͛̄̓̑͌̄͌̏͐̏͌̆́̀̊͛̈́̓̔̈́̽̆̂̚͠͝͝͝ͅÿ̸̖͈͖̯̞̭̗́́̑͛̀́͂̆̒̑̔̓̈́̿́͛̂̐̓̽̃̂̽̓͒̾̅̿͌̚̚̚!̵̞̖̫̲͎̻̰̲̫̖̜̯̍͊̀͒̉̌͌̒̎̂̓̀̊̌̊͊̇̈́͌͑͑̃͐̾̿́̉̈́̏̀̚͘͜͝ͅ ̷̢̛̛̼͓̙̭͎̯̖̺̮̙͈̟̆̇͊͒̒̐̎̓̂̐̇̓̅̀͛̃̈̐͋̋̾̉͌́͒̊͋͆̏̌̉̆͘͘̕͜͝͝͝͝Ỳ̵̢͇͖̣̥̬̘͚̣̳̣̼́̋̌͐͐̌̏̃̀̍̕͠͝ę̷̧̨̹͎͕̝̭̻̱̺͔̰̞͍͓͚̪̯̘̜̖̺̭̥̰̱̬̗̹̭̇͆̒̂͂̉̎̽̅̇͌͂̈͐̚͜ͅá̴̧̡̡͔̘͚̼̯̠̳̼̤̦͈̱͈͍̬̤̪̟̭͙̘̯͒͆͌̒̏̆̽̓̂͒͒̏̑́̃͌͐͑͊̊͆̾͋̊̓̌̾́̂͘͜͜͝ͅḩ̶̡̛̤̦̮̼̘̥̬̙̝͉̝͔͗̿̔̏͌̅̾́̎͛̅̋̈́̊̆͊͌̅͑̈́̆͛̇̅͒͂̈́͘͘͠͝͝͝,̷̢̢̩͚̮͉̥̪̟̤͍̫̯͎̬̲̬̺̦̪̭̣̬̪͕̜̫̹̱̺̻͚̘̳̟͍̲̖͓͎͔̎͜͜͜ ̶̛̥̖̭͙̮͕̑̍̂̒̏́̋̋̈̌͑͐̓̈͂̐͘͘͝͝͝b̷̯̣̬̟͌͂̑́̂͂̐̅̏̉̌̀͊̇̚ą̸̡̧̟̩̪͇̱̻̣̳̘̻̯̬͉̺͉͚͖̰̰̣̮̼̦̠͖̙͈͚̘͔̣̪͋͗̐͛̓́̂̽́͒͋͛̍̋̆̈͐́́͆̓̀̀̇̀̔́̿͗̐͑͘͜͠b̶̢̢̛̲̗͖͚̫̯̳̩̬̦̺̳̥̮͕̘̩̘̫̱̙̮̫̘̮̜̤̺̰̜̘̞̠͍͚͋́͛̓͋̋̋̌͒̍̃̓͐͆̍̀̇͆̋̕͜͝͠ẏ̷̧̡̲͉̙͇̳̫̯̳͖̲͖͉̲̦͎̔̐̐̉̀́̾̈͗̃̄̄̄̏͗͆̚!̷̤̳̼̓̋̔͊͑̏͘ ̶̡̛̩̫͓̟̻̘͇͈͇̖̣̬̮͂̓̉̀͒͂̆̅̑͌͒̄͑̐͂̀̃̔̿̒̈́̓̿̒͋̉̏̏͂͗̀̈́͊̽̈́̐͘Ỳ̶̫͈̯͇̦͔͇̞̖̀̽̾͐͋̐͛̿͌̽̃̔̆̃̆͌̉̂͊̅̑͊͆̽̿͆̆̿͑̈̇̚͘̕͝͠͝͝e̸̢͚̮͕̜̖̼̤̰̳̟̗̱͕͈̘̯̼̝̰̳̲̰̪̰̘̲͓͉͉̭̳̰̣̥̱̳̒͛̓̕͜ả̶̛̜͉͈͈̥̟̲̦͇̞̬͗̃͑̇̊̈́̌̊͑͂͊̈̓͐͒̓̀͑̓́̀͑̆̑̎̽̔̂͝ͅͅȟ̷̨̡̧̨͓̮͇̺̜̫̹̮̰̙̱̺̪̣̥͈̲̥̱͍̳̪̙̖̗̤̩̣̥̠̲̄̂́͐̉̏͛͆͊͊̉̈̉̾̔̿̒͒̓̊̿̐̍́̀͛̔͆̚͜,̶̧̢̧̧̡̺̬͖̺͇̘̥͉̜̜̭̰̳̳͚̝̹̜̜̺̮̯̦͓̭̫̱̗̱͋̽̉͂̎͛̚ͅͅͅ ̷̥̫̗̦̦̻̪̳̰͚̙̟̘̦͍̲̗̬͓͉̟̻̬̲̈́́̍͌͆́͒̌̐̑̅̂́͑̅̑̋́̍͑̕͜͝b̷̢̡̧̛̛̞͚̟̰̖̩̟̠͉̝̭̫̩̲͔̞̩̰͎͇̮̞͓̞̞̱͔̱̪̗͋̆̅͌̅̓̐̄̎̇̓͗̇͊̓̇̅̈́̂̓͋̀̂̉̚͜ͅå̶̡̛͕̺̼͙̰̺̻̗̦͔̩̯̭̱̭͎̮͔̝̱̫͕͛̒̿͆̑̅̽͗̾̀̉͋̌͛̇̿͆̑̄͌͆̌͛̈́͗̑͋̂̃̕͝͠͠͠ͅb̶̢̥̭͈͊̈͛͑̔͛̋̋͗̄̈́̈͒́̉͐͋̎͛̿̓̈́́̾̄̀̈̇̊̽̿̊̉̕̚̚͝͝͠ͅỵ̷̡̫̲̬̰͓̲̳̹͇̫̗͎͙̬̰̩̪̜̻̝̖̥̩̭̺̈́̀̽͊̃̉̋̀̉̇͒̎͂̾̄̄̐̚̕͜͜ͅ!̸̢̡̢̡̱̝̯̙̣̱̮̬̮̜̥̻̺͈͔̻̺̲͕͈̜͎̦̰̮̟͍̻̬͈̋̓͛ͅ ̵̨̡̨̡̦͔̜̘̘̳̹̯̯͖̰̠̰̘̲͚̳̱̥͙̦̱̟͔̣̭͕̰̳̺͔̺̳̠̹̩̲́͐̌̆͜Y̴̧̨̢̻̭̠̠̜̗̳͎̹̮̲̩̫̯͙̰͓̫̞̹̯̥̦̗͈̜̝͐̿ę̸̧̢̖̤͇̯͚̰̝̥̳̠͕̬̦͚̦̼̣͑̐͆̊̀̓͌̂̉͋͛̏͘͝ͅá̶̡̡̧̖͓͓͔̖̼̣̙̬̘̺͍̬̤̙͙͑̏͆̾̆̽̌͗̽͋̕͜͠ͅh̷̡̢̛̞̗̟̯̫͖̮̠̝̖̩̲̻͍̺͕̘̞̩͉̩͈̩͕͆͑̅̀͌͑͂̀͒̂̃̍̑̂͛̓̀͒̀͑̓́͑̍̌̍͗͑̅̓̇͌́͌̽̕͘,̸̧̨̧̡̢̛̹͎͎̰̖̩̬̦̭̯̬͚̳̝̏̓̈̈́̅̕ ̸̢̧̧̩̱̤̱͎̭̗͎͙̱̜̹͉͕̭̦͔̫͓̝͖̰̦̬͙̗̟̎̇̒̍̃̃́̆̽͑̓͆̾͗͒͊͑͌͗͒̈́̃̊͒͊̎̾͐̽̚͜ͅͅb̵̛̖̘͔̞̿̇̈́̊̇̈̑̏̌̐̐̓̀̋̅̾͛̽̓̾́̚̕͘ȧ̵̧̨̧̨͎̻̺̭̪̦͚͉̻̙̮͇͎͙̰͓̠̱̞͍̩̤̹̥̘͈͚̮̙̔̒̅̅̔̉͐͗̑̀͑́̅̽̆́̈́̇͊̄̿͒͛͌͋͜͜͝͝͝͝b̷͍͚̳̩͍͐̂̓̉̃̕ͅy̶̨̧͙̮̰̣̘̼̱̍̓̾͒̒͊̽͌̌̐̃͗́̅͑̒͑̃̒͂̾̋̃̽͘!̴̨̢̧̺̪̥̦̳̼̲̞̞̰͇͚̼̘̰͍͕͇̺̫̗̥͇̱͗̂̓ͅͅ ̶̳̻̗̗͍̮̖̬͉̤̙̪͈̞͈̊͊̉̾̿̈͑̍̓͛͊̀̔̀̄̕̕̚͜͜͝͝Y̵̹͉̯̤͎̦̤̻͍͍͓̗̪̼̘͓̩̜̰̥̼͉͊̋͊̍͐̽̀̿̑̓͛͘͜ͅȩ̸̦͔̫̪͖͉͇̠̳͒͊͋͛̓̓͊̃͛͒͛̏̿̏̉̏̀̒̀̽͊͂̋͒̿͘̕͝͠͝a̵̛͔̱̲̪̘̼͖͇̰̩͖̝̱͖̤͉͚̰̯̞̱̯̱̯̯͙̝̣̳͇̗̠̝̩̯̳̫̜̦̠̜͗̈́̍͌̈̓̈́͂́͑́̅̀̋̉́̏͑́̐̈́͛̚͘ͅh̶̡̧̜̮̳̲̲̩͔̩͈̻̙̬̟̮̜̠̰̮̤͇̘̦̥̝̞̼̗͖̱̠̗̞̙̩̮͔̟̆̉̉͋͗͌͊̊̿̈͗̌̎́̎̃̈͛̿͋̅͋̽͋̉̆̈͂̌͒͐̿͗̈́̾̅̒͘͜͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅ,̶̱̘̩̹͉͙̤̺̺͙̘̖͔̯̣̖̙̝͚̭̱̠̳̺̥̜̞͚̬̺̉͒͋̃͋̍̍͂̔̃͝ͅ ̴̡̧̧̬͖̗̺̘̭̺͂́͆̏̈͛͒̾͊̄̀̇͊̓̽̈́͋͌̒͗̋̈̈́͛́͒̿͐͐͘͝b̷̡̧̢̨̡̳̣̤̬͓͈̠̲̟͖̮̥̬̠̥̫̜̻̜͎̝̥͉̹͔̗̠̿̆̂̎̀̊̅̄̎͌̋́̍̏͑͒͐̂̈́͑̈́̏͐̔̊͌̒̾͊̍͊̒̑͘̚͜͜͝͠͠͠á̵̡̼̱̬̩̻̜͍̖̼̼̮̥̯͔̜̪͓̦̖͙̪̞͔͖͖̭͌́͑̃́͆̾͊̓͌͆̈͒̔̎̑́͂̽̉̽͂̊́̒́̐͊͆̉̀̍̒͘̕͘̚͜͜͝͠ͅb̴̨̲͈͚̥̹̣̦̪̝̹̘̓̈́̅̾̇̔͊̾͐͜ỹ̴̨̡̛͎̬̖̬̰̊̊͐̿̈́̎̄̓̈̄̂́̂͒̿̐̅̏̓̓͑͊͗̊͐̏̐̄̉̓̆͋̎̽̄͆̃͌̈́̚͘͠!̷̧̨̧̢̧̢̡̛̛͇͈̝͎̤͇̰̻͇̤̗̜̠͕̩̟̠̼̲̩̪̖͖̺̱̜̗͙̬͎̤͇̰̺̪̊͑͛̄͒̂̓ ̴̜̮̝̬̣̼̟̬̼͖̱͚̊̽͂̅̃̋̇͆̆̋͋̒̈́̔̐͐̔̓̇̊̅͋̑̅́̽̚͝Y̶̟̮̤̦̹̙̯̻̍̍̽̒̏̑͐̏͊̂̔̓͆̂̿̿̎̀́̔̚͘̚͘͝ͅę̴̜̻̹̮̗͕̟͓͖̓̌́͌͗͊͒͐̚͠ã̶̻̼͐͒̈́͂́̐̃̈́̾̄̊̾͝͝h̴̛͇̗́͒̒̀̀̏͋̄̆̃̊̾̊̽̇͘̚̚͘͝͠͝,̷̩͇͒͗̄̋͐̽̐͂̆̾̃̇͋̿́͒͌̂̂̎̓̀͌͒̒̀͋̒͑́̈́̿́̊͝͝͝͝ ̶̡̡͖̳̣͙̩̗̰̦̦̖̙̌͒̊͊̏̑͊̀̾́̄́̂̍̚̚b̵̡̲̝̳̹͕̟̱̟̩̜̞̤̠̙͕̫̭͉̰̟̲͉̺͚͚̪͖̫̹͍̱̈́̈́̑͌͛͗̓̿̑̀̏͂͘͘͠͝á̸̢̢̬̝̬̲̥͇̩͔̖̱͕̼̞̘͎̫͓̖̘̤̆̏͐̉̎͋̂ͅb̴͔͇̞̺̮̼̲̞̰͉̲͎̗͗̃͐̄͂͌͗̐͑̃̏̊̕͝͝͝͝ÿ̴̧̞̝͉̱̪͙͖̲̺͈͇̲̘̟͔̬̩̗́̆̏̓̓̅̉̐̒͐͋͆͛́͐̽̌́̅͂͐̑̚͜͝͝ͅ!̸̨̢̧̡̮͚̲̤̹̰͎͇͍̣͕̟̻͚͙̼̫̘̣̖̜̣̥̖̑̉̀́̈́̇͒̋͑̂͒͗̊͘͘͘ͅͅͅ
Y̶͕̟̲̮̪̿̃̽̈̎̊̅͑̂̈́̀͒́́̔̓̑̀̊͛͋͊͋͛̓̂ẽ̴̢̛̛̬͖̝͈̱̝͚̝̙̩̯͚͇̟̣̦̦̠̩̟̬͂̌͋̅̈̀̔̌̒̍͊̌̈́͛͛͑͑̓̈́͑̌̊̀̊̎͐̾͗̃͗͂̎̕̕͠͠͠ͅͅạ̴̿̽̆̍̈́ĥ̸̡̧̛̜̩͎̯̰̻̦̜̩̺̯͎̺̬̘̩̪̺̩͉̰̬̮̜̝̱͕̥͔̠̒̅̉̐̉̅̍̉̈́̍̿͑̓́̽͐̽̂̐̉́̆͊̂̓̎͌͒́̂͠͝,̴̢̢̨̛̰̫̗̼̜͈̩͉͚͕̹̫̖̫̼͚̞͖͓̻̖̲̮̲̟̞̥͖͖̗̾́̎̀̄̆̈́͂̓̇͑̂̓͛͌̿͋͊̿͑͊̈̈́̐́̑͑̍̀̓̉̎̽̚͘͘͘ͅ ̷̢̛̦̱̞̺̰̳̪̻͖̱̬͎͍̙̙̺̰̣͙͆̃͗̄̓̀̀̽̓͑͊͋̐̂̕̚͠b̷̡̨͎̗̠̺͕̱̠͎̫̱̮̳͇͉̳͉̠̥̹̜͎͈͖̞͔͚͙̬͚̱̮͇͈̱̥̙͍͗̽͊̍̀͒̋͂̄́̃͆̀̽̑͘̕̕͜͝͝ͅͅa̶̡̨̛̰̼͑̊̏̐̉̾̋̑̍̊́̈́͂̉̚͘͝b̶̛̛̮͍̫̮̠̥́̔͆̊̎̆̄̀̿͘͠͝͝y̵̢̟͙͙̟͕̘̹̝̦͇̫̫̖͓̝̜̼͖̤͙̟̰͒̒̑ͅ!̷̧̢̡̨̨̯͉̗̞͙̲̬̭̻͓̳̝̞̣̲̼̪̣͖͙͉͚͈̳̫͉̜̹̹̠̒̓͑͊̋͒͗̔̉͌̏͑̏̒̚͠ͅ ̵̨̡̧̛̛̩̬͖̠̻͔̫͍̙̺̜͎̼̘̗̟̘̺̪̘̲̳͓͓̳͓̰̘̯̺̜͙̻̤̤̜̽͆̾̅̀̀̿̈́̍̃͜͝͝ͅY̷̢̛̛̛̳̙̻̪͔͍͕̞̖̘͚̺͔̓̅̊̂̐͌̈̍̓̈́́̈́͛̑̏̅̎̑̉̓͑̃̆̀̄͂́̏͗̒͊̈́͆͒̅̕͘͝͝ê̴̞̭͋̄̌̅̄̈́͌̈́̋͛̀̊̉̉̓͗̀̉̈́̉̈́̆͊̅̕̕̚̕̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ẵ̶̛͍͇̫͚̥͌́̀͆̈͂̽̑̓̊͊͌͂͊̈́̎͑̉̍̀͊͗͑̀́͋̅́͑͗̚͘̕̕̕͝͝h̵̡̢̙̠̩̝͈̣̖͙̭̖̝͖͇͕͗̏̾̋̃͜,̶̻͚͗̄ ̸͕̫̭̗͙̞̦͔̥̯̜̟̠͓̜̩͖̖̼̼̲̺͈̯͈͌̑̂́͂̃̉̄̑͆̋̆͛̃͗̌͒́̒̃̑̏̋̔̓̈́́̂̊̇̑̈́̐̊͐̈́͘͘͜͠b̷̡̫͔̰͕̩̥̥̮̣͕̟͉͖͎̤̙̞̟̥̥̟̺̖̜̪̻̖͙̼̈́̈́̓͐̋̊̉̈̉͛͗͊̃̃̽̓͗͌ą̴̧̟͚͓͈̞̲̿̈́̿̄̽̀͆̍̎̉̾͋̈́̈̈̊͊̀̆̇͒̎̒͐̄͛̔́͛̿̚͘̕͠͠b̴̡̢̧̡̧͖̮̗͇͙͚̟͔͚̝̦͚̜̫̎̊͊̓̅̈͛̄̓̑͌̄͌̏͐̏͌̆́̀̊͛̈́̓̔̈́̽̆̂̚͠͝͝͝ͅÿ̸̖͈͖̯̞̭̗́́̑͛̀́͂̆̒̑̔̓̈́̿́͛̂̐̓̽̃̂̽̓͒̾̅̿͌̚̚̚!̵̞̖̫̲͎̻̰̲̫̖̜̯̍͊̀͒̉̌͌̒̎̂̓̀̊̌̊͊̇̈́͌͑͑̃͐̾̿́̉̈́̏̀̚͘͜͝ͅ ̷̢̛̛̼͓̙̭͎̯̖̺̮̙͈̟̆̇͊͒̒̐̎̓̂̐̇̓̅̀͛̃̈̐͋̋̾̉͌́͒̊͋͆̏̌̉̆͘͘̕͜͝͝͝͝Ỳ̵̢͇͖̣̥̬̘͚̣̳̣̼́̋̌͐͐̌̏̃̀̍̕͠͝ę̷̧̨̹͎͕̝̭̻̱̺͔̰̞͍͓͚̪̯̘̜̖̺̭̥̰̱̬̗̹̭̇͆̒̂͂̉̎̽̅̇͌͂̈͐̚͜ͅá̴̧̡̡͔̘͚̼̯̠̳̼̤̦͈̱͈͍̬̤̪̟̭͙̘̯͒͆͌̒̏̆̽̓̂͒͒̏̑́̃͌͐͑͊̊͆̾͋̊̓̌̾́̂͘͜͜͝ͅḩ̶̡̛̤̦̮̼̘̥̬̙̝͉̝͔͗̿̔̏͌̅̾́̎͛̅̋̈́̊̆͊͌̅͑̈́̆͛̇̅͒͂̈́͘͘͠͝͝͝,̷̢̢̩͚̮͉̥̪̟̤͍̫̯͎̬̲̬̺̦̪̭̣̬̪͕̜̫̹̱̺̻͚̘̳̟͍̲̖͓͎͔̎͜͜͜ ̶̛̥̖̭͙̮͕̑̍̂̒̏́̋̋̈̌͑͐̓̈͂̐͘͘͝͝͝b̷̯̣̬̟͌͂̑́̂͂̐̅̏̉̌̀͊̇̚ą̸̡̧̟̩̪͇̱̻̣̳̘̻̯̬͉̺͉͚͖̰̰̣̮̼̦̠͖̙͈͚̘͔̣̪͋͗̐͛̓́̂̽́͒͋͛̍̋̆̈͐́́͆̓̀̀̇̀̔́̿͗̐͑͘͜͠b̶̢̢̛̲̗͖͚̫̯̳̩̬̦̺̳̥̮͕̘̩̘̫̱̙̮̫̘̮̜̤̺̰̜̘̞̠͍͚͋́͛̓͋̋̋̌͒̍̃̓͐͆̍̀̇͆̋̕͜͝͠ẏ̷̧̡̲͉̙͇̳̫̯̳͖̲͖͉̲̦͎̔̐̐̉̀́̾̈͗̃̄̄̄̏͗͆̚!̷̤̳̼̓̋̔͊͑̏͘ ̶̡̛̩̫͓̟̻̘͇͈͇̖̣̬̮͂̓̉̀͒͂̆̅̑͌͒̄͑̐͂̀̃̔̿̒̈́̓̿̒͋̉̏̏͂͗̀̈́͊̽̈́̐͘Ỳ̶̫͈̯͇̦͔͇̞̖̀̽̾͐͋̐͛̿͌̽̃̔̆̃̆͌̉̂͊̅̑͊͆̽̿͆̆̿͑̈̇̚͘̕͝͠͝͝e̸̢͚̮͕̜̖̼̤̰̳̟̗̱͕͈̘̯̼̝̰̳̲̰̪̰̘̲͓͉͉̭̳̰̣̥̱̳̒͛̓̕͜ả̶̛̜͉͈͈̥̟̲̦͇̞̬͗̃͑̇̊̈́̌̊͑͂͊̈̓͐͒̓̀͑̓́̀͑̆̑̎̽̔̂͝ͅͅȟ̷̨̡̧̨͓̮͇̺̜̫̹̮̰̙̱̺̪̣̥͈̲̥̱͍̳̪̙̖̗̤̩̣̥̠̲̄̂́͐̉̏͛͆͊͊̉̈̉̾̔̿̒͒̓̊̿̐̍́̀͛̔͆̚͜,̶̧̢̧̧̡̺̬͖̺͇̘̥͉̜̜̭̰̳̳͚̝̹̜̜̺̮̯̦͓̭̫̱̗̱͋̽̉͂̎͛̚ͅͅͅ ̷̥̫̗̦̦̻̪̳̰͚̙̟̘̦͍̲̗̬͓͉̟̻̬̲̈́́̍͌͆́͒̌̐̑̅̂́͑̅̑̋́̍͑̕͜͝b̷̢̡̧̛̛̞͚̟̰̖̩̟̠͉̝̭̫̩̲͔̞̩̰͎͇̮̞͓̞̞̱͔̱̪̗͋̆̅͌̅̓̐̄̎̇̓͗̇͊̓̇̅̈́̂̓͋̀̂̉̚͜ͅå̶̡̛͕̺̼͙̰̺̻̗̦͔̩̯̭̱̭͎̮͔̝̱̫͕͛̒̿͆̑̅̽͗̾̀̉͋̌͛̇̿͆̑̄͌͆̌͛̈́͗̑͋̂̃̕͝͠͠͠ͅb̶̢̥̭͈͊̈͛͑̔͛̋̋͗̄̈́̈͒́̉͐͋̎͛̿̓̈́́̾̄̀̈̇̊̽̿̊̉̕̚̚͝͝͠ͅỵ̷̡̫̲̬̰͓̲̳̹͇̫̗͎͙̬̰̩̪̜̻̝̖̥̩̭̺̈́̀̽͊̃̉̋̀̉̇͒̎͂̾̄̄̐̚̕͜͜ͅ!̸̢̡̢̡̱̝̯̙̣̱̮̬̮̜̥̻̺͈͔̻̺̲͕͈̜͎̦̰̮̟͍̻̬͈̋̓͛ͅ ̵̨̡̨̡̦͔̜̘̘̳̹̯̯͖̰̠̰̘̲͚̳̱̥͙̦̱̟͔̣̭͕̰̳̺͔̺̳̠̹̩̲́͐̌̆͜Y̴̧̨̢̻̭̠̠̜̗̳͎̹̮̲̩̫̯͙̰͓̫̞̹̯̥̦̗͈̜̝͐̿ę̸̧̢̖̤͇̯͚̰̝̥̳̠͕̬̦͚̦̼̣͑̐͆̊̀̓͌̂̉͋͛̏͘͝ͅá̶̡̡̧̖͓͓͔̖̼̣̙̬̘̺͍̬̤̙͙͑̏͆̾̆̽̌͗̽͋̕͜͠ͅh̷̡̢̛̞̗̟̯̫͖̮̠̝̖̩̲̻͍̺͕̘̞̩͉̩͈̩͕͆͑̅̀͌͑͂̀͒̂̃̍̑̂͛̓̀͒̀͑̓́͑̍̌̍͗͑̅̓̇͌́͌̽̕͘,̸̧̨̧̡̢̛̹͎͎̰̖̩̬̦̭̯̬͚̳̝̏̓̈̈́̅̕ ̸̢̧̧̩̱̤̱͎̭̗͎͙̱̜̹͉͕̭̦͔̫͓̝͖̰̦̬͙̗̟̎̇̒̍̃̃́̆̽͑̓͆̾͗͒͊͑͌͗͒̈́̃̊͒͊̎̾͐̽̚͜ͅͅb̵̛̖̘͔̞̿̇̈́̊̇̈̑̏̌̐̐̓̀̋̅̾͛̽̓̾́̚̕͘ȧ̵̧̨̧̨͎̻̺̭̪̦͚͉̻̙̮͇͎͙̰͓̠̱̞͍̩̤̹̥̘͈͚̮̙̔̒̅̅̔̉͐͗̑̀͑́̅̽̆́̈́̇͊̄̿͒͛͌͋͜͜͝͝͝͝b̷͍͚̳̩͍͐̂̓̉̃̕ͅy̶̨̧͙̮̰̣̘̼̱̍̓̾͒̒͊̽͌̌̐̃͗́̅͑̒͑̃̒͂̾̋̃̽͘!̴̨̢̧̺̪̥̦̳̼̲̞̞̰͇͚̼̘̰͍͕͇̺̫̗̥͇̱͗̂̓ͅͅ ̶̳̻̗̗͍̮̖̬͉̤̙̪͈̞͈̊͊̉̾̿̈͑̍̓͛͊̀̔̀̄̕̕̚͜͜͝͝Y̵̹͉̯̤͎̦̤̻͍͍͓̗̪̼̘͓̩̜̰̥̼͉͊̋͊̍͐̽̀̿̑̓͛͘͜ͅȩ̸̦͔̫̪͖͉͇̠̳͒͊͋͛̓̓͊̃͛͒͛̏̿̏̉̏̀̒̀̽͊͂̋͒̿͘̕͝͠͝a̵̛͔̱̲̪̘̼͖͇̰̩͖̝̱͖̤͉͚̰̯̞̱̯̱̯̯͙̝̣̳͇̗̠̝̩̯̳̫̜̦̠̜͗̈́̍͌̈̓̈́͂́͑́̅̀̋̉́̏͑́̐̈́͛̚͘ͅh̶̡̧̜̮̳̲̲̩͔̩͈̻̙̬̟̮̜̠̰̮̤͇̘̦̥̝̞̼̗͖̱̠̗̞̙̩̮͔̟̆̉̉͋͗͌͊̊̿̈͗̌̎́̎̃̈͛̿͋̅͋̽͋̉̆̈͂̌͒͐̿͗̈́̾̅̒͘͜͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅ,̶̱̘̩̹͉͙̤̺̺͙̘̖͔̯̣̖̙̝͚̭̱̠̳̺̥̜̞͚̬̺̉͒͋̃͋̍̍͂̔̃͝ͅ ̴̡̧̧̬͖̗̺̘̭̺͂́͆̏̈͛͒̾͊̄̀̇͊̓̽̈́͋͌̒͗̋̈̈́͛́͒̿͐͐͘͝b̷̡̧̢̨̡̳̣̤̬͓͈̠̲̟͖̮̥̬̠̥̫̜̻̜͎̝̥͉̹͔̗̠̿̆̂̎̀̊̅̄̎͌̋́̍̏͑͒͐̂̈́͑̈́̏͐̔̊͌̒̾͊̍͊̒̑͘̚͜͜͝͠͠͠á̵̡̼̱̬̩̻̜͍̖̼̼̮̥̯͔̜̪͓̦̖͙̪̞͔͖͖̭͌́͑̃́͆̾͊̓͌͆̈͒̔̎̑́͂̽̉̽͂̊́̒́̐͊͆̉̀̍̒͘̕͘̚͜͜͝͠ͅb̴̨̲͈͚̥̹̣̦̪̝̹̘̓̈́̅̾̇̔͊̾͐͜ỹ̴̨̡̛͎̬̖̬̰̊̊͐̿̈́̎̄̓̈̄̂́̂͒̿̐̅̏̓̓͑͊͗̊͐̏̐̄̉̓̆͋̎̽̄͆̃͌̈́̚͘͠!̷̧̨̧̢̧̢̡̛̛͇͈̝͎̤͇̰̻͇̤̗̜̠͕̩̟̠̼̲̩̪̖͖̺̱̜̗͙̬͎̤͇̰̺̪̊͑͛̄͒̂̓ ̴̜̮̝̬̣̼̟̬̼͖̱͚̊̽͂̅̃̋̇͆̆̋͋̒̈́̔̐͐̔̓̇̊̅͋̑̅́̽̚͝Y̶̟̮̤̦̹̙̯̻̍̍̽̒̏̑͐̏͊̂̔̓͆̂̿̿̎̀́̔̚͘̚͘͝ͅę̴̜̻̹̮̗͕̟͓͖̓̌́͌͗͊͒͐̚͠ã̶̻̼͐͒̈́͂́̐̃̈́̾̄̊̾͝͝h̴̛͇̗́͒̒̀̀̏͋̄̆̃̊̾̊̽̇͘̚̚͘͝͠͝,̷̩͇͒͗̄̋͐̽̐͂̆̾̃̇͋̿́͒͌̂̂̎̓̀͌͒̒̀͋̒͑́̈́̿́̊͝͝͝͝ ̶̡̡͖̳̣͙̩̗̰̦̦̖̙̌͒̊͊̏̑͊̀̾́̄́̂̍̚̚b̵̡̲̝̳̹͕̟̱̟̩̜̞̤̠̙͕̫̭͉̰̟̲͉̺͚͚̪͖̫̹͍̱̈́̈́̑͌͛͗̓̿̑̀̏͂͘͘͠͝á̸̢̢̬̝̬̲̥͇̩͔̖̱͕̼̞̘͎̫͓̖̘̤̆̏͐̉̎͋̂ͅb̴͔͇̞̺̮̼̲̞̰͉̲͎̗͗̃͐̄͂͌͗̐͑̃̏̊̕͝͝͝͝ÿ̴̧̞̝͉̱̪͙͖̲̺͈͇̲̘̟͔̬̩̗́̆̏̓̓̅̉̐̒͐͋͆͛́͐̽̌́̅͂͐̑̚͜͝͝ͅ!̸̨̢̧̡̮͚̲̤̹̰͎͇͍̣͕̟̻͚͙̼̫̘̣̖̜̣̥̖̑̉̀́̈́̇͒̋͑̂͒͗̊͘͘͘ͅͅͅ

Doctor Recklessly Prescribes Large Health Pack to Man With 98 HP

Posted on October 12, 2021 by Hunter R. Thompson

LEAWOOD, Kan. — An irresponsible doctor reportedly wrote local man Dave LaRoix a prescription for a large health pack, even though a physical exam found LaRoix was at 98 HP, with depleted armor and minor chip damage.

“Don’t get me wrong, I trust my doctor to make smart healthcare decisions on my behalf,” said LaRoix, whose 198% over-heal had yet to wear off at press time. “But maybe this is overkill? I could have just called out of work for a few days and waited for it to replenish. And, like, there was a guy softly pulsing red in the waiting room who seemed like they needed it way more. Can’t ever be too healthy, though, right?”

The doctor’s office defended its practices, touting its high standards of care even for clients that appear in near-perfect health.

“Whether you’re ‘one’ or just ‘lit,’ we take pride in ensuring that you leave our clinic feeling not just healthy, but unnecessarily healthy,” LaRoix’s physician Dr. Paige Howery said. “There’s no firm evidence that large health packs are habit-forming, and even if they were, we’re prepared to meet that need head-on with even larger health packs.”

Dr. Howery has a reputation for over-the-top responses to minor bumps, scratches, and debuffs, other patients reported.

“She brought me to a big spinning medkit, and I told her my health was already full, but sure, I’d pick it up if she insisted,” said another former patient. “Turns out it gets consumed anyway, even if it does nothing, so that was a fun extra line item on my bill. Guess the place has to make money somehow, since she couldn’t see any other patients until the pickup respawned.”

Upon discovering that LaRoix’s health insurance wouldn’t cover him, the clinic’s billing department cancelled his refills and sent him home with a complimentary bonus ammo mag.

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