Update: Attack You Landed in 2012 Dark Souls Invasion Just Registered
"He rolls off a cliff and dies, but I get the death screen instead, and now I swear to God…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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Warhammer 40,000: Darktide Level Artist Holding Back Tears as You Slide-Dash Through Hand-Modeled Space Cathedral in 40 Seconds
"A Master's degree in game development from Skövde, three years in France studying the finer points of Gothic architecture, and…
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Ancient Doomsday Prophecy Forms Cute Little Rhyme When Translated Into Modern English
VAGUELY MESOAMERICA — An ominous message carved into an obelisk in the temple-cum-catacomb-cum-aqueduct of an ancient indigenous city-state has been…
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Tragic: This Early-Game Area Has Been Gentrified by High-Level Guys
BRIARVALE (Recommended: Level 1–24) — A low-intensity village in an enchanted meadow has gone into a cost-of-living crisis since vacant…
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FromSoftware Announces Next CEO Will Be Two Junior Managers With a Lot of Health
TOKYO — FromSoftware announced today that upon current CEO Hidetaka Miyazaki's eventual retirement, the company will avoid appointing a new…
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College Freshman Who Thinks He’s Killing It in Class Has No Idea All His Classmates Are Bots
ATHENS, Ga. — A local college freshman has reportedly not yet realized that his high placement in his remote learning…
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Guy Telling Parents About Date Clearly Just Describing Pigeon from ‘Hatoful Boyfriend’
PORTLAND, Maine — Local loner Darin Youseman’s story about a date he went on with his boyfriend last Friday was…
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Teenager Emerges From 40-Minute Video Essay With Brand New Personality
BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Concerned friends report that local high schooler Ricky Dunleavy, 16, has completely reinvented himself aesthetically and ideologically…
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Sadistic UI Designer Buries Subtitle Option in Crevice of Random Menu
TORONTO — Dark-hearted UI designer Arnold Wright has reportedly placed the subtitle toggle for the upcoming game Lords of Nightshadow…
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RPG Player Unsure Whether Their Character Would Say “Of Course!” or “Sure Thing!”
MISSOURI CITY, Texas — Hesitant to make the wrong decision and potentially impact something in the game’s story later on,…
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