David Sitrick
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COLUMBIA, Miss. — Noah Marquez, a sophomore at Missouri University, reportedly called the university health center after discovering that his…
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Naomi Krause
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MIDDLETON, Wis. — Local dipshit and occasional tabletop gamer Christian Taylor has cancelled on his supposedly regular Dungeons and Dragons…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time…
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KC Phillips
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SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…
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John Danek
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PEORIA, Ill. — Friends of Shaun Conner were disappointed but unsurprised as he continually raised the defense stat of his…
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Chandler Dean
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HYMERA — At the end of a harrowing journey to rescue his land from certain devastation, steadfast warrior Demetrios Cherwink…
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Chandler Dean
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WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — After sinking a solid weekend into the RPG Manifest Beyond, local gamer Mallory Cruz began to…
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Chandler Dean
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EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…
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Jack O'Keeffe
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HAMILTON, Ohio — After choosing the “bad grades” story route during his initial playthrough of senior year, Tommy Martin has…
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