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October 3, 2023

Parkour is an urban freerunning activity that was considered cool for five weeks after Casino Royale came out in 2006.…

September 17, 2023

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Former voice actor and new United States Mario ambassador Charles Martinet is currently hiding in the basement…

August 29, 2023

SAN MATEO, Calif. — Unemployed social media manager Kyla Torres decided that the only way to see if pressing Shift+Enter…

January 8, 2023

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Leaked specifications of the next-gen Apple MacBook indicate that the company, which has a history of reducing…

November 2, 2022

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Behemoth video game company Electronic Arts has announced a new technology to extract a constant, tiny…

September 18, 2022

NEW YORK — Venerable internet portal Yahoo.com has won the People’s Choice Webby Award for “Best Site to Check to…

December 5, 2021

FALLS CHURCH, Va. — Humanoid robot Mega Man expressed dismay at having no idea what the ideal order is for…

May 6, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Many YouTubers are letting fans in on the secrets of how to time their orgasms while taking…

October 20, 2020

PEORIA, Ill. — Friends of Shaun Conner were disappointed but unsurprised as he continually raised the defense stat of his…

July 23, 2020

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen continues to frustrate his friends with a total lack of awareness and poor…

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