NIMBASA CITY — City and town planners across Kanto, Hoenn, and various regions came together to publicly condemn the growing…
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Sam LiButti
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KYOTO, Japan — Newly hired employees at Nintendo reported that they have been placed in a tutorial office so that…
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RUSTBORO CITY – Citing the world-renowned Dragon-type trainer and Pokémon League Champion Lance as his primary inspiration, local trainer Branton…
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Mark Roebuck
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KANSAS CITY, Miss. — A local poser in a tri-force shirt reportedly couldn’t even name three things Link has said…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Following today’s news that Saudi Arabia now controls 5% of its shares after making a nearly three…
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Mark Roebuck
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HYRULE VILLAGE — An employee of the local Ocarina Center has reportedly lost his patience for customers playing ‘Zelda’s Lullaby’…
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TOKYO — Following new announcements about a set of Pokémon mobile games, Nintendo announced in a Direct today that they…
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Mark Roebuck
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Everybody loves a list, right? They’re objectively meaningless at best and absolutely self-serving and pedantic at worst, yet I spend…
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Stephen Bell
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We often take for granted the time that we have on this planet. At the end of the day, we…
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Matt Shore
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ORDON VILLAGE — The young boy many villagers have proclaimed to be the chosen one that would slay Ganondorf and…
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