Tyler Simpson
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EDINBURGH, Scotland — Author JK Rowling confirmed today that Harry Potter, the titular character in her series of fantasy novels,…
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Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — Before signing on to play the Evil Queen in Snow White, Gal Gadot insisted that Disney rename…
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Hard Drive Staff
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MORENCI, Mich. — The Lincoln High School Anime Get-Together Group have become champions after winning the State Debate Finals without…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HIGHLANDS, Scotland — Second year Hogwarts student Melvin Puddlefoot reportedly received all As on his report card after his roommate…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — Shortly after disclosing a disappointing quarterly loss of $520 million, executives at NBC Universal revealed a daring…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Joel and Ethan Coen, attached to direct the new animated Garfield movie, admitted today that they only…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Hollywood superstar Chris Pratt has been cast as the voice of concerns about certain compromising information he…
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Neel Bhakta
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DENVER 一 Local college sophomore and notable weirdo Kyler Stevenson claims an enchanted pair of cargo shorts grant him +10…
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Seth Finkelstein
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BURBANK, Calif. — Patrons of The Roundabout Bar and Grill were on high alert today, as local man Max Buckler…
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Hard Drive Staff
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MURA VILLAGE — Local hero Shen, 14 (but also, in a way, an ageless immortal being), is feeling better today…
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