Saad Khan
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RACCOON CITY — The Raccoon City Health Department (RCHD) recently advised employees exposed to the rapidly spreading T-Virus to continue…
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Liam O'Malley
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This week, Nintendo released new footage of Kirby: The Forgotten Land featuring the titular pink puffball character displaying a new…
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Kyle Erf
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NEW YORK — A man binge-listening to the backlog of his new favorite podcast has finally gotten to the one…
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Azalea Geist
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NEW YORK — Former President Bill Clinton has reportedly finally revealed his Favorite Dating Sims Set in a High School…
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Ryan Fleishman
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NEW YORK — Following CNN’s recent termination of Chris Cuomo, former governor Andrew Cuomo joined his brother to announce their…
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Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — Before signing on to play the Evil Queen in Snow White, Gal Gadot insisted that Disney rename…
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Eli Johnson
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AUSTIN, Texas — The Texas legislature backtracked on the controversial law that prohibits abortions as early as six weeks after…
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Owen Crowlie
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Death Notes, mysterious notebooks which grant its user the supernatural ability to kill anyone whose name is written in their…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — A group of moderate liberal hackers have broken into a federal data center with the altruistic goal of…
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Camden Brazile
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PHILADELPHIA — Local voter registration surged this week directly before the local mayoral election after a city ordinance came into…
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