June 2, 2022 If Sonic Is So Fast, Why Is He 5 Years Late to ‘Breath of the Wild’? If Sonic Is So Fast, Why Is He 5 Years Late to ‘Breath of the Wild’? A video showcasing Sonic Frontiers gameplay was released yesterday, featuring Sonic’s gameplay in an open-world format. And after three years of waiting the answer is…
April 18, 2022 ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Fan Reacts to Franchise Cancellation by Continuing to Not Exist ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Fan Reacts to Franchise Cancellation by Continuing to Not Exist LOS ANGELES — As rumors begin to circulate that Warner Bros. is planning to end the Fantastic Beasts franchise prematurely, fans of the series have…
April 3, 2022 If You Want Good Open World Zelda, You Gotta Accept a Few Xenoblades If You Want Good Open World Zelda, You Gotta Accept a Few Xenoblades Nintendo recently honored a classic company tradition when they delayed the next Zelda game, Breath of the Wild 2, to Spring 2023. Although a bit…
January 14, 2022 Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun This week, Nintendo released new footage of Kirby: The Forgotten Land featuring the titular pink puffball character displaying a new copy ability: the right to…
December 23, 2021 ‘The Matrix Resurrections’ Introduces Third Pill That Turns on Big Head Mode ‘The Matrix Resurrections’ Introduces Third Pill That Turns on Big Head Mode LOS ANGELES — Audiences are split after the release of The Matrix Resurrections, which furthers the Matrix franchise with the addition of a new, green…
December 19, 2021 J. Jonah Jameson Blames Omicron Outbreak on Spider-Man’s Movie Showings J. Jonah Jameson Blames Omicron Outbreak on Spider-Man’s Movie Showings NEW YORK — The Daily Bugle Editor-in-Chief J. Jonah Jameson declared that Spider-Man, and his new film Spider-Man: No Way Home are the biggest cause…
September 14, 2021 Lil Nas X Disappointed Met Gala Didn’t Do Enough Damage to Reveal His Final Phase Outfit Lil Nas X Disappointed Met Gala Didn’t Do Enough Damage to Reveal His Final Phase Outfit NEW YORK — Rapper Lil Nas X is reportedly disappointed that the Met Gala was unable to defeat his third phase Monday night, allowing him…
May 19, 2021 Divorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting a Free Xbox Divorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting a Free Xbox MEDINA, Wash. — Desperately attempting to sway public opinion back into his favor after his divorce, billionaire Bill Gates announced today that he would be…
March 4, 2021 Man Who Spent 270 Hours Playing Xenoblade Series Relieved it Meant Something Man Who Spent 270 Hours Playing Xenoblade Series Relieved it Meant Something WANTAGH, N.Y. — Local gamer Lawrence Olson has reportedly breathed a sigh of relief following the announcement that the next Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC…
