Joe Tilleli
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SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television…
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Naomi Krause
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GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BURBANK, Calif. — Comedic actor Seth Rogen posted a photo on Instagram today revealing that he had created a 20…
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FERNFIELD, Wash. — Stephen Cobbs, coach of the Spokane Warriors junior high basketball team, has been arrested after killing Fernfield…
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Well, it looks like we’ll be jackin our knobs and flicking our vaginas once again this weekend! Here’s everything you…
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Dustin Meadows
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One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Following the long awaited release of his highly anticipated extended cut of Justice League, a hubristic Zack…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Following accusations from several women, some supposedly famous guy you’re just learning about for the first time…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LAS VEGAS — Conspiracy theorist Andrew Hawkins has recently been taken aback by how much he has gotten right in…
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Dan Kozuh
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NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — Professor Charles Xavier, headmaster at Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, is reportedly at a loss…
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