Gamer’s Service Dog Barks When His Frame Rate Starts to Dip
KANSAS CITY — Judah Johansson, an avid MOBA and FPS player, has trained his dog to alert him the moment…
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Friend Back From European Trip Won’t Stop Saying “Cross Button” Instead of “X Button”
BALTIMORE — Fresh off a recent trip from Europe, local gamer Morgan Jones dropped in on a Discord voice chat…
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Confirmed: The Spice in “Dune” Is Pumpkin
ARRAKEEN — The planet Dune’s melange spice supply, an inherent component to the operation of interstellar travel, prescient vision, and…
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Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party
FORKS, Wash. — Local vampiric gamer FaNg DaNKula was seen requesting an invite to an open Xbox Live Party in…
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Twitch Bans Controversial Bathtub Streamer
NEW YORK — In an apparent effort to re-categorize and regulate streaming content, Twitch has suspended the account of one…
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Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake
LOS ANGELES — At an unveiling at the Tesla Design Studio, CEO Elon Musk presented a new, cheaper base model…
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Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States
ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen,…
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YouTuber Has Almost Enough Subscribers to Quit Day Job
LOS ANGELES — Up-and-coming online celebrity James Corden announced to his YouTube subscribers last night in an update video that…
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‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess
LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Local nine-year-old Eddie Honda allegedly jumped from second-to-last to the very front of the recess line yesterday…
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21 Savage Now PEGI 18 Savage
ATLANTA — Rapper She’yaa Bin Abraham-Joseph, previously known as 21 Savage, officially changed his moniker to “PEGI 18 Savage” in…
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