Guy Making AITA Post About to Embark on Profound and Completely Unwanted Journey of Self-Discovery

CHICAGO — South Side local Anthony Sponge found himself embarking on a rather profound and completely unwanted journey of self-discovery after posting on the Am I The Asshole subreddit this week, a review of his account activity confirmed.

Sponge explained the eye-opening journey of self-reflection in a statement.

“I’m usually a Reddit lurker,” said Sponge. “So when I asked Reddit if I was the asshole it was my first real interaction with the site and I didn’t expect to end up reassessing my whole life. Is sneaking meat into my vegan stepmom’s dinner really not funny?”

“I guess I have a lot to think about, this sucks,” he added.

Non-accredited internet psychiatrist, Morgan Arthurs, has seen this kind of thing a lot during their many years commenting on R/AITA posts.

“AITA posts fall into two camps. Those that have found themselves confused that they’re being treated like the asshole in a situation where it seems clear they’re not the asshole and those who know they’ve been assholes but want anonymous internet people to reassure them that’s not the case,” Arthurs said. “In Sponge’s post, it was clear from the start that he’s an asshole to possibly everyone around him. We’ll just have to see if getting a majority of YTA replies will change his behavior.”

Sponge’s now ex-girlfriend, Veronica, voiced her opinion of his actions.

“It was never up for debate if he is or isn’t an asshole in the majority of his life,” she said. “In college he didn’t just participate in hazing – he was the guy inventing new hazing traditions. He’s loud, stupid, and opinionated about stuff that doesn’t affect him. He spoils movies. He’s rude to wait staff. And I’m not sure why he felt the need to post on reddit as people have been telling him he’s an asshole for years.”

At press time, Sponge’s attempts at self-improvement have reportedly been derailed as he clings to a single, buried reply saying he isn’t an asshole.

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #990 March 5, 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Mar 5.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

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Wordle Hint Today 990 March 5, 2024

Wordle Hint Today
Today’s Wordle Hint

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.

 

A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“H”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“C”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“N”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“U”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“H”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 732 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “HUNCH”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #989 March 4, 2024

 

Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024

STATE

As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.

 

Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024

URBAN

The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.

 

Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024

FORTY

A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.

 

Wordle #985 For February 29, 2024

IMAGE

A visual representation or depiction of something, typically produced by photography, painting, drawing, or digital means.

 

Wordle #984 For February 28, 2024

DEVIL

A supernatural being, often depicted as evil, malevolent, or the adversary of God.

 

Wordle #983 For February 27, 2024

SENSE

As a noun, any of the five faculties through which stimuli from the external world are received and perceived: sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.

 

Wordle #982 For February 26, 2024

OFTEN

An adverb that indicates frequency or regularity of occurrence.

 

Wordle #981 For February 25, 2024

SMITH

A common surname of English origin.

A person who works with skill and craftsmanship in the creation of various objects.

 

Wordle #980 For February 24, 2024

PIPER

A musician who plays the bagpipes, a traditional wind instrument.

 

Wordle #979 For February 23, 2024

APART

Separate or detached from something else; not connected or joined together.

 

Wordle #978 For February 22, 2024

HEAVY

Used as an adjective to indicate having great weight; difficult to lift, move, or carry due to mass or density.

 

Wordle #977 For February 21, 2024

BUILD

Used as a verb most commonly: to construct, assemble, or create something, such as a structure, or object.

 

Wordle #976 For February 20, 2024

MATCH

To be equal or corresponding to something else in quality, quantity, or significance.

 

Wordle #975 For February 19, 2024

PRICE

The amount of money or value that must be paid or exchanged to acquire goods or services.

 

Wordle #974 For February 18, 2024

RIDGE

A long, narrow, elevated area of land that forms a crest or a continuous line along the top of a mountain, or hill.

 

Wordle #973 For February 17, 2024

PSALM

A sacred song or hymn, typically from a specific titular Biblical book, which is a collection of religious poems and prayers found in the Old Testament of the Bible.

 

Wordle #972 For February 16, 2024

STASH

As a noun: a secret or hidden supply of something, typically valuable or desirable items.

As a verb: to hide or store something away, often for future use or for safekeeping.

 

Wordle #971 For February 15, 2024

ASCOT

A type of necktie or cravat that is typically worn with formal attire. It consists of a narrow strip of fabric that is folded over and tied in a manner similar to a scarf, with the ends tucked into the collar of a shirt.

 

Wordle #970 For February 14, 2024

TALON

A sharp, hooked claw of a bird of prey or a predatory animal, particularly one used for seizing and grasping prey.

 

Wordle #969 For February 13, 2024

SCRAM

An informal or colloquial verb that means to leave or go away quickly, often in a hurried or abrupt manner.

 

Wordle #968 For February 12, 2024

PASTA

A type of Italian food made from a dough typically consisting of wheat flour, water, and sometimes eggs, which is formed into various shapes and then cooked by boiling or baking.

 

Wordle #967 For February 11, 2024

NEVER

An adverb that indicates the absence of something happening or occurring at any time in the past, present, or future.

 

Wordle #966 For February 10, 2024

FRIED

An adjective that describes food that has been cooked in oil or fat until it becomes crispy and golden brown on the outside.

 

Wordle #965 For February 9, 2024

STIFF

An adjective that means inflexible, or not easily bent.

 

Wordle #964 For February 8, 2024

PLACE

A specific point or area in space, indicating where something is situated or located.

 

Wordle #963 For February 7, 2024

AFTER

A preposition that denotes the period following a certain moment or event.

 

Wordle #962 For February 6, 2024

WHICH

A pronoun, as well as an interrogative word that is used to introduce a clause that provides additional information about a noun.

 

Wordle #961 For February 5, 2024

REPEL

A verb that means to push away or drive back forcefully, or to cause strong dislike or aversion.

 

Wordle #960 For February 4, 2024

VERGE

A point at which something is about to happen or undergo a change.

 

Wordle #959 For February 3, 2024

MICRO

A prefix meaning small used in scientific, technical, and everyday language to denote something tiny in size or on a miniature scale.

 

Wordle #958 For February 2, 2024

CLEFT

An adjective that describes something that is split or divided, often into two parts.

 

Wordle #957 For February 1, 2024

ALIVE

An adjective that is characterized by the presence of vital signs, such as respiration, heartbeat, and consciousness.

 

Wordle #956 For January 31, 2024

BULKY

An adjective used to describe something that is large, heavy, and takes up a lot of space.

Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Release Floods Hair Salons With Dudes Who Think They Could Pull That Off

As gamers celebrate the release of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, the title’s launch has left many hair salons reportedly flooded with dudes who insist they could pull off hairstyles mimicking Cloud and Sephiroth.

Salon owners say that while men thinking they can pull off one of these hairstyles isn’t new, the release of the game has caused a huge surge that they’re struggling to keep up with.

“We’ve been getting dudes like this years. Adult men, with shaggy hair and usually wearing either plaid or a henley shirt come in requesting one of these hairstyles. But now that Rebirth is out we’re just bombarded with these dudes all day,” said Tammy Struthers, a salon owner in North Dakota. “No matter how many times we try to tell them that they can’t pull off this ridiculous look, they insist they can. It’s taking away from real customers.”

“If a twinky guy like Cloud can have that hair and pull a girl like Aerith then of course I can. The customer is always right and these salons need to just give us what we want and make us look cool,” one customer who asked to remain anonymous said. “Sephiroth is all dark and disturbed but he’s also really cool and so am I. He’s literally me so it makes sense that I could pull off that hairstyle. I don’t know why these supposed professionals can’t see that.”

The surge of these dudes is reportedly causing many salons to lose business, but the owners are hopeful it will pass.

“We’re losing a lot of real clients because it just takes so long to get these dudes out. And if real clients aren’t leaving due to extended waiting times, they leave because Sephiroth dudes and Cloud dudes start play-fighting in the waiting area. This kind of thing happens whenever a Final Fantasy launches so we know it’s temporary but the key is whether we can survive the loss of business before it fades,” said Struthers.

At press time, many of the Cloud haircut dudes were seen going to Claire’s to get ear piercings.

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #989 March 4, 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Mar 4.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

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Wordle Hint Today 989 March 4, 2024

Wordle Hint Today
Today’s Wordle Hint

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“E”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“M”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“A”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“L”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“F”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 493 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “FLAME”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #988 March 3, 2024

 

Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024

URBAN

The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.

 

Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024

FORTY

A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.

 

Wordle #985 For February 29, 2024

IMAGE

A visual representation or depiction of something, typically produced by photography, painting, drawing, or digital means.

 

Wordle #984 For February 28, 2024

DEVIL

A supernatural being, often depicted as evil, malevolent, or the adversary of God.

 

Wordle #983 For February 27, 2024

SENSE

As a noun, any of the five faculties through which stimuli from the external world are received and perceived: sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.

 

Wordle #982 For February 26, 2024

OFTEN

An adverb that indicates frequency or regularity of occurrence.

 

Wordle #981 For February 25, 2024

SMITH

A common surname of English origin.

A person who works with skill and craftsmanship in the creation of various objects.

 

Wordle #980 For February 24, 2024

PIPER

A musician who plays the bagpipes, a traditional wind instrument.

 

Wordle #979 For February 23, 2024

APART

Separate or detached from something else; not connected or joined together.

 

Wordle #978 For February 22, 2024

HEAVY

Used as an adjective to indicate having great weight; difficult to lift, move, or carry due to mass or density.

 

Wordle #977 For February 21, 2024

BUILD

Used as a verb most commonly: to construct, assemble, or create something, such as a structure, or object.

 

Wordle #976 For February 20, 2024

MATCH

To be equal or corresponding to something else in quality, quantity, or significance.

 

Wordle #975 For February 19, 2024

PRICE

The amount of money or value that must be paid or exchanged to acquire goods or services.

 

Wordle #974 For February 18, 2024

RIDGE

A long, narrow, elevated area of land that forms a crest or a continuous line along the top of a mountain, or hill.

 

Wordle #973 For February 17, 2024

PSALM

A sacred song or hymn, typically from a specific titular Biblical book, which is a collection of religious poems and prayers found in the Old Testament of the Bible.

 

Wordle #972 For February 16, 2024

STASH

As a noun: a secret or hidden supply of something, typically valuable or desirable items.

As a verb: to hide or store something away, often for future use or for safekeeping.

 

Wordle #971 For February 15, 2024

ASCOT

A type of necktie or cravat that is typically worn with formal attire. It consists of a narrow strip of fabric that is folded over and tied in a manner similar to a scarf, with the ends tucked into the collar of a shirt.

 

Wordle #970 For February 14, 2024

TALON

A sharp, hooked claw of a bird of prey or a predatory animal, particularly one used for seizing and grasping prey.

 

Wordle #969 For February 13, 2024

SCRAM

An informal or colloquial verb that means to leave or go away quickly, often in a hurried or abrupt manner.

 

Wordle #968 For February 12, 2024

PASTA

A type of Italian food made from a dough typically consisting of wheat flour, water, and sometimes eggs, which is formed into various shapes and then cooked by boiling or baking.

 

Wordle #967 For February 11, 2024

NEVER

An adverb that indicates the absence of something happening or occurring at any time in the past, present, or future.

 

Wordle #966 For February 10, 2024

FRIED

An adjective that describes food that has been cooked in oil or fat until it becomes crispy and golden brown on the outside.

 

Wordle #965 For February 9, 2024

STIFF

An adjective that means inflexible, or not easily bent.

 

Wordle #964 For February 8, 2024

PLACE

A specific point or area in space, indicating where something is situated or located.

 

Wordle #963 For February 7, 2024

AFTER

A preposition that denotes the period following a certain moment or event.

 

Wordle #962 For February 6, 2024

WHICH

A pronoun, as well as an interrogative word that is used to introduce a clause that provides additional information about a noun.

 

Wordle #961 For February 5, 2024

REPEL

A verb that means to push away or drive back forcefully, or to cause strong dislike or aversion.

 

Wordle #960 For February 4, 2024

VERGE

A point at which something is about to happen or undergo a change.

 

Wordle #959 For February 3, 2024

MICRO

A prefix meaning small used in scientific, technical, and everyday language to denote something tiny in size or on a miniature scale.

 

Wordle #958 For February 2, 2024

CLEFT

An adjective that describes something that is split or divided, often into two parts.

 

Wordle #957 For February 1, 2024

ALIVE

An adjective that is characterized by the presence of vital signs, such as respiration, heartbeat, and consciousness.

 

Wordle #956 For January 31, 2024

BULKY

An adjective used to describe something that is large, heavy, and takes up a lot of space.

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #988 March 3, 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Mar 3.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

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Wordle Hint Today 988 March 3, 2024

Wordle Hint Today
Today’s Wordle Hint

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“E”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“T”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“A”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“T”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“S”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 211 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “STATE”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #987 March 2, 2024

 

Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024

FORTY

A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.

 

Wordle #985 For February 29, 2024

IMAGE

A visual representation or depiction of something, typically produced by photography, painting, drawing, or digital means.

 

Wordle #984 For February 28, 2024

DEVIL

A supernatural being, often depicted as evil, malevolent, or the adversary of God.

 

Wordle #983 For February 27, 2024

SENSE

As a noun, any of the five faculties through which stimuli from the external world are received and perceived: sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.

 

Wordle #982 For February 26, 2024

OFTEN

An adverb that indicates frequency or regularity of occurrence.

 

Wordle #981 For February 25, 2024

SMITH

A common surname of English origin.

A person who works with skill and craftsmanship in the creation of various objects.

 

Wordle #980 For February 24, 2024

PIPER

A musician who plays the bagpipes, a traditional wind instrument.

 

Wordle #979 For February 23, 2024

APART

Separate or detached from something else; not connected or joined together.

 

Wordle #978 For February 22, 2024

HEAVY

Used as an adjective to indicate having great weight; difficult to lift, move, or carry due to mass or density.

 

Wordle #977 For February 21, 2024

BUILD

Used as a verb most commonly: to construct, assemble, or create something, such as a structure, or object.

 

Wordle #976 For February 20, 2024

MATCH

To be equal or corresponding to something else in quality, quantity, or significance.

 

Wordle #975 For February 19, 2024

PRICE

The amount of money or value that must be paid or exchanged to acquire goods or services.

 

Wordle #974 For February 18, 2024

RIDGE

A long, narrow, elevated area of land that forms a crest or a continuous line along the top of a mountain, or hill.

 

Wordle #973 For February 17, 2024

PSALM

A sacred song or hymn, typically from a specific titular Biblical book, which is a collection of religious poems and prayers found in the Old Testament of the Bible.

 

Wordle #972 For February 16, 2024

STASH

As a noun: a secret or hidden supply of something, typically valuable or desirable items.

As a verb: to hide or store something away, often for future use or for safekeeping.

 

Wordle #971 For February 15, 2024

ASCOT

A type of necktie or cravat that is typically worn with formal attire. It consists of a narrow strip of fabric that is folded over and tied in a manner similar to a scarf, with the ends tucked into the collar of a shirt.

 

Wordle #970 For February 14, 2024

TALON

A sharp, hooked claw of a bird of prey or a predatory animal, particularly one used for seizing and grasping prey.

 

Wordle #969 For February 13, 2024

SCRAM

An informal or colloquial verb that means to leave or go away quickly, often in a hurried or abrupt manner.

 

Wordle #968 For February 12, 2024

PASTA

A type of Italian food made from a dough typically consisting of wheat flour, water, and sometimes eggs, which is formed into various shapes and then cooked by boiling or baking.

 

Wordle #967 For February 11, 2024

NEVER

An adverb that indicates the absence of something happening or occurring at any time in the past, present, or future.

 

Wordle #966 For February 10, 2024

FRIED

An adjective that describes food that has been cooked in oil or fat until it becomes crispy and golden brown on the outside.

 

Wordle #965 For February 9, 2024

STIFF

An adjective that means inflexible, or not easily bent.

 

Wordle #964 For February 8, 2024

PLACE

A specific point or area in space, indicating where something is situated or located.

 

Wordle #963 For February 7, 2024

AFTER

A preposition that denotes the period following a certain moment or event.

 

Wordle #962 For February 6, 2024

WHICH

A pronoun, as well as an interrogative word that is used to introduce a clause that provides additional information about a noun.

 

Wordle #961 For February 5, 2024

REPEL

A verb that means to push away or drive back forcefully, or to cause strong dislike or aversion.

 

Wordle #960 For February 4, 2024

VERGE

A point at which something is about to happen or undergo a change.

 

Wordle #959 For February 3, 2024

MICRO

A prefix meaning small used in scientific, technical, and everyday language to denote something tiny in size or on a miniature scale.

 

Wordle #958 For February 2, 2024

CLEFT

An adjective that describes something that is split or divided, often into two parts.

 

Wordle #957 For February 1, 2024

ALIVE

An adjective that is characterized by the presence of vital signs, such as respiration, heartbeat, and consciousness.

 

Wordle #956 For January 31, 2024

BULKY

An adjective used to describe something that is large, heavy, and takes up a lot of space.

REPORT: You Only Need to Play 2 Prequels and 3 Mobile Games to Understand Kingdom Hearts’ Promotional Post About FFVII Rebirth

The promotional image for FFVII Rebirth tweeted out by the official Kingdom Hearts Twitter page is easily understandable to anyone who played 2 prequel games as well as 3 different mobile games, sources confirmed.

“It’s a shame when people don’t fully immerse themselves in the worlds we create,” Tetsuya Nomura said after reading comments from many so-called Kingdom Hearts fans. “When they ask me why Sora is on this city street and why Sephiroth is on those screens, it’s clear they haven’t played Final Fantasy VI.5 or Kingdom Hearts Union XY/7 1.5 Awakening.”

According to experts in the field, Nomura and his team have become infamous for crafting these long drawn out epic stories that tell the tales of a myriad of unique characters who all have spiky hair and vague origins. It may seem like a lot to expect from casual fans but Nomura insists this promotional image will really blow the minds of dedicated players who take the time to complete every entry in the saga.

“Some people have argued what the 104 on the building says. This just makes me laugh, it’s so obvious!” said Janet Gundelson, Square Enix’s VP of Lore. “It’s obviously a reference to Xehanort’s scheme he hatched with Sephiroth’s help where they split each other’s souls simultaneously into 25 versions each in order to go back in time and try to ‘nort’ Tifa as well as Aqua and have them create an additional 25 alternate splits from their own souls, thus making 104 total variants of themselves. Have these people not played Kingdom Hearts 2.7 Chains Over Midgar’s Dreams/Re:birth X12?”

When asked for any updates on the release of Kingdom Hearts IV, Nomura was heard shouting “It’s over!” before pulling out a buster sword and chasing away reporters.

Balatro Dev Has Version of Game on His Phone and Is Considering Ruining Our Lives With Future Mobile Release

LocalThunk is the developer of the hit roguelike deckbuilder, Balatro, and therefore holds the power to single-handedly destroy our productivity with a mobile release of his incredibly fun and addictive game. He’s not promising it’ll ever see the light of day, but he has a version of the game on his phone and is simultaneously working on it and considering a release — with the caveat that nothing is imminent.

Balatro released on PC February 20, 2024 to critical acclaim and has already become one of the breakout hits of 2024, selling over 250,000 copies in its first week. LocalThunk took some time to chat with Minus World about the reception to the game, some of the other games that influenced the development of Balatro, and using something familiar like playing cards as the foundation to create something new.

MW: How are you feeling a little over a week of Balatro being available to the public?

LocalThunk: Pretty good. I was anticipating basically all of February and the first half of March to be “go go go.” Fixing bugs and balance changes and stuff, but luckily launch went off a lot smoother than I was fearing. Not that I wasn’t confident in the game.

MW: Did you have any suspicion or inkling that it would come out and be this huge hit, and how long did you work on Balatro before release?

LocalThunk: I’ve been working on it for over two years now. And to answer your question, I wasn’t anticipating any of this. I don’t think any of us were. At really no point in this process did I really know what the true size of the audience was going to be. Even when it first went public it garnered a lot more interest than I was ever anticipating. So this was even more overwhelming when it was released.

MW : I bet. Because you’ve said that this game that you made for yourself, not really thinking how the rest of the world might interpret it. How did you play-test the game? It sounds like you had a community of people that helped you as you were going, gave you feedback, and you used that to inform tweaks and things that you needed to make.

LocalThunk: There were basically three different phases of  “play tests.” The very first one I released the whole game on Steam to have a beta play test feature where people can sign up for a big queue, and then you can allow a number of people from there into the game. So I think I had 300 people beta testing the full version of the game in June or July. I got a ton of great feedback, made a bunch of huge sweeping changes to the different systems in the game, and then queue to play ended up being 30,000 people long in July.

MW: Wasn’t it also in a Steam Next Fest?

LocalThunk: Yeah, it was an official entrant of the February Next Fest earlier this month.

MW: Did you compose the music?

LocalThunk: No, the music is created by a musician I hired from Spain. His name is Luis Clemente.

MW: Is it just one track that loops?

LocalThunk: That part is made by me. I hired him to create one song, and I asked him to give me all the different tracks. So there’s multiple synths and basslines and drums and stuff. And then I took all of those and I remixed them into five different tracks. So they all have the exact same length and structure. And as you go through different states in the game it gradually transitions from one song to the other so it’s very seamless.

MW: I read your PC Gamer interview, and I was wondering if you’ve heard back from Microsoft yet about making it a solitaire replacement. Do we need to get Phil Spencer on the phone to make that happen?

LocalThunk: I Tweeted about it, I said, “Day one of me asking to make windows ship this as the new card game.”

MW: Are there any cards or modifiers in the game that have not been discovered yet?

LocalThunk: No, everything’s been discovered at this point.

MW: I was sure that if I bought the blank voucher enough times it would eventually do something. But then I heard you say it doesn’t actually do anything, or does it?

LocalThunk: I don’t think I said that it does nothing. I think I might have said “does nothing?” with a question mark.

MW: Oh, okay, so if you buy it enough time something might happen?

LocalThunk: Yeah. This game has got a kind of collectathon vibe to it as well, like a Pokedex almost. And so in the collection really it’s like a collection thing where you look in the collection and at that part you can see there is another step up from the blank voucher.

MW: Yeah, 150 Jokers, right? And how many tarot cards?

LocalThunk: Yeah 150, 22 Tarot and then 12 Planet cards and I can’t remember how many Spectrals, 18 Maybe.

MW: Those spectral ones I have such a difficult time with because it seems like there’s always a give and take right? And that’s one of the things that I think works so well is that you’re not actually gambling right? But you are gambling because you’re hoping whatever plays you’re making will yield dividends in the long run and make the numbers go higher.

LocalThunk: It’s a risk reward high cost high benefit type mechanic. So that was the intent behind it. And that was also intentional because I had these Tarot cards and these Planet cards and they’re all defined sets. So I wanted to create a third set where I could just kind of infinitely keep adding to it. So I could add another 10 Spectral cards if I wanted to and it wouldn’t mess up the thematic set because I’ve just created it out of nothing. So there’s nothing it needs to draw from.

MW: And what inspired the use of Tarot cards? Because we’re using a 52 card playing deck and all of those cards can be modified and you can make them gold or glass, holographic, foil, and there’s all these other modifiers. But I’ve been curious specifically whether you just needed another type of card to modify stuff or was there a specific reason that you took Tarot cards and made them a part of it?

LocalThunk: I don’t know how many cards there are, like 250. There’s a lot, so having a preordained set of cards that people are already familiar with is just a really good thing to leverage. It’s familiar.

MW: Yeah, yeah that makes total sense. You’re breaking all of these rules, but people are using something that is familiar to them.

LocalThunk: Yeah. There’s a lot of thematic parts in this game that I think maybe sometimes people confuse with having mechanical implications. The whole idea that it’s like “the poker roguelike.” Thematically it’s poker but it really has nothing to do with poker. There’s things that look like poker in it and verbs and nouns and stuff that are related to poker. Same thing with the Tarots. Thematically it adds depth. It’s not mechanically anything to do with Tarot cards.

MW: I’ve seen some people call it a deconstruction of Poker. Would you say that’s an accurate description?

LocalThunk: l didn’t start with poker. So I wouldn’t say it’s a deconstruction of it.

MW: You mentioned Big Two.

LocalThunk: It was Big Two. It’s a shedding game where you’re trying to get rid of cards in your hand. That’s much more similar to Balatro, and you’re not playing against other players. All of the strategy and thought in poker comes down to playing your opponents and this has none of that. So really poker is a coat of paint on top of a roguelike that I wanted to create. It’s not what I started with, and I branched out from there. It was more like a very convenient theme I could put on this thing to help people understand, and help people how to get past that first initial impression and into the game.

MW: There’s something about games where the number goes up that makes them so appealing. Was that in your mind when concocting the idea for Balatro?

LocalThunk: So the idea came from I was inspired by Luck Be A Landlord partially. I was watching YouTube videos of it at the time, and the part that I really enjoyed about it is that you’re not facing off against fantasy enemies or anything like that. It’s just a single number representing your level, basically like how you’re doing. So I appreciated that part of it. So I was able to design a game around one number. That number is very meaningful. I know other games do that, but I never played any other games like that. So it’s not anything that I was really deeply attached to, it just happened to work out really well with Balatro

MW: And is this the first game that you’ve ever made?

LocalThunk: It’s the first public game that I’ve ever made, but I’ve made quite a few games.

MW: Okay, because I was doing a little bit of digging online, seeing if there was stuff on Itch, or maybe other websites that you put stuff out on. I was really curious about that. Because I made the assumption that you’ve probably been doing this for a while. Are any of those projects that you would think about releasing now that this has come out and been so successful?

LocalThunk: No, I don’t think I’m ever gonna release any of the other projects. Because they’re for me. But I did spend a lot of time working on those projects. One of them I’ve spent probably more time working on than Balatro. I really love that one, but it’s nice knowing I’m never gonna show it to the world because I don’t need to worry about the polish side of it at all.

MW: What’s coming next for you? Have your plans changed at all given the success as far as additional content or tweaks that you want to make?

LocalThunk: This is what I love doing, making games. I don’t think I’ve ever had a hobby or anything else that scratched this itch. So I know no matter what I will still be writing code in a small room. But specifically with Balatro I’m gonna continue supporting it, DLC plans at some point for sure, more content, balance tweaks, just constantly trying to improve it. I’ve seen a lot of comparisons to Slay The Spire, and I don’t think a lot of that is true. I don’t think this is quite the caliber. What I mean by that is I don’t think it’s quite that caliber of game. I know the amount of depth in that game, and the amount of balancing that went into it, and tweaking. The amount of care that those devs put into it is massive. I feel like I want to do the same thing for Balatro. Because 1.0 is the first time anyone is seeing a whole bunch of this content, and obviously it’s not going to be perfect on the first go.

MW: So how soon will we have this on our phones ruining our lives? Is that in the pipeline?

LocalThunk: I can’t say that is for sure happening at any point in time, but I do have a version of it on my phone right now. So it’s something I’m considering. It’s something I’m working on. Nothing is imminent. If there’s something to share you’ll know.

MW: How much work did you put into making skipping the blinds feel worthwhile? Because it seems like I almost always get something good if I’m willing to take the risk, and I think you had mentioned at one point there was a tag that only triggered 25% of the time. So how much tweaking did you have to do that to make it feel right?

LocalThunk: The tag system wasn’t there when I first released the game and there was a skip system, but no one ever took the skips because there just wasn’t any reason why you would.

MW: Because you won’t get to go to the store. You won’t get to potentially improve your build.

LocalThunk: It was a very common complaint, and I went back into the mines for a week working on “how I can address this problem?” And then I thought about all these different potential rewards and I was very tentative about the idea. I was hesitant about that design idea because I didn’t want to push it too far and then suddenly the optimal strategy is to just not play the game. So right now it’s in a balance where I think the median strategy is to not skip. But there are still times when it is the ideal strategy to skip which means that there is some player agency decision making and strategy with the decision.

MW: What are you playing right now? Are there any indies, or any big games that you’re into currently?

LocalThunk: I know how this sounds, but I don’t really play video games very much. Not because I don’t think that they’re fun or anything, but I have a hard time focusing on a lot of games that come out. Like narrative driven things. I’m really into competitive games more than anything, but the only game I really played apart from Balartro over the last few years is Rocket League. I love Rocket League. I love that game.

MW: Man after my own heart.

LocalThunk: I haven’t been playing it actually since release because there’s been a lot going on.

MW: I can’t imagine that you’ve been too busy. So are you gonna go dark for a while after the cycle of promoting the game is over?

LocalThunk: I’m just gonna keep working on the things that I like. Just writing code and drawing weird Joker cards.

MW: The Joker cards are so good. Do you have any favorites?

LocalThunk: I would be remiss if I didn’t bring up Gros Michele and Cavendish, the bananas. Those have a special place in my heart, those two bananas.

MW: Those are good. If you ever decided to put out physical versions of these Jokers, I would buy them in a heartbeat. Thanks for taking the time to chat with me today.

LocalThunk: Thanks so much.

Pajama Sam Players Dispute They’re ‘Not Real Gamers’ and ‘It Is Bedtime’

PHILADELPHIA — Fans of the popular point-and-click series Pajama Sam are fighting back at claims that their game of choice makes them inferior to other gamers, and that, furthermore, they should soon be putting on their own pajamas and going to bed.

“I’m tired, I’m cranky, and I’m not going to take this anymore. The stereotypes are so unfair,” said 8-year-old Jackson Smith. “Some people think that because I play Freddi Fish and Pajama Sam that means I’m not a ‘real gamer,’ whatever that means. It makes me so mad I could curse, if I knew any curse words.”

Jackson and his posse of other loyal Sam fans say enough is enough, and that they will only go to bed once their demands are met and they’ve finished this particularly hard puzzle involving freeing some carrots from a fridge.

“No, I’m not yawning! No Need to Hide When It’s Dark Outside is a really, really tough game. Why else would my dad have had to help me on a couple of things I got stuck on?” says Olivia Martinez, 9. “The lack of respect we receive from the gaming community and grown-ups in general is shocking. Did you know that 90% of players like me report being laughed at for trying to join in on conversations with our older siblings about speed-runs and optimum loadouts? And I’m rubbing my eyes because I’m angry, not because it’s 8pm.”

Parent Alicia Rhodes says the series of puzzle-solving games give her a rush of nostalgia whenever she sees her kids playing them, but that she is glad that they have thus far been rejected by the larger gaming community.

“I loved Putt-Putt and Pajama Sam when I was a kid. I think meeting Lightning in those formative years is why I’m attracted to skinny guys with high-pitched voices,” she said. “But, come on, as I’ve explained to them countless times, adult gamers are disgusting bearded perverts. Why my kids are so keen to be accepted by them is beyond me. And I know they’re only bringing this up now because I told them to finish up and go brush their teeth over 15 minutes ago.”

At press time, Jackson denied claims that he will forget all about this in the morning.

“No way! If anything I’ll be even more mad,” he yelled, as he was carried off to his bedroom.

6 D&D Actual Play Shows DMs Should Pray to God Their Players Don’t Watch

A lot of people get into Dungeons & Dragons through actual play shows – generally long-form episodes or livestreams in which a group of comedians, actors, improvisers or otherwise skilled performers play the game. Their characters are often deep, complex, and take advantage of D&D’s systems in fun and exciting ways.

Every DM out there knows that while this might be a beautiful ecosystem fostering new and curious players, it’s also the worst thing that’s ever happened in the history of the universe and nurtures a nigh-catastrophic level of misguided expectations for new gamers. For that reason, here’s six that have utterly decimated my game nights as a DM:

Dimension 20

Let’s get it out of the way: D20 was the show that got me into Dungeons & Dragons. It’s the greatest show ever made and I’ve legitimately sobbed while watching it. I’m a hypocrite – drag me over the coals. But, that doesn’t make the show immune from criticism. In fact, I would argue it only opens it up to more:

Unfortunately, Dimension 20 makes new players believe that the people in their party will be fun to hang out with.

This could not be further from the truth for at least 90% of people’s games. More than likely, your party will be made up of people who you could never in your wildest dreams imagine hanging out with. My players expect our D&D game to be a beautiful tapestry constructed by and through the close emotional bond they develop with their friends, but it simply isn’t.

More than likely, our game nights are going to feature a half-read module where three of the players are essentially there ironically and the other two are on their phones. As it turns out, showing up to a random Adventurer’s League night at your local game store isn’t going to introduce you to the kindest or most hygienic people you’ve ever met.

The Adventure Zone

When a player tells me that they love The Adventure Zone, I legitimately shudder. Out of every show you could watch, you decided to choose the one that features a DM who will bend the rules to tell a beautiful, captivating story?

Do not expect that if you’re playing with me. Whereas Griffin regularly ignores and refactors the more crunchy rules of D&D to the benefit of his players, my DMing style includes additional mechanics not even mentioned in the Player’s Handbook. Hell, I might even throw in some Unearthed Arcana.

I’m talking optional flanking rules, spell points, permanent injuries, and maybe even some weird rest variant. (How do you like 2 weeks of downtime required for a long rest, huh?) You’re going to need a binder for a single character sheet, and you’re going to like it. There’s even a chance that I’ll change the campaign from 5th Edition to Pathfinder halfway through the story. I’ve done it before, and I’ll do it again.

Not Another D&D Podcast

NADDPOD, famed for the hilarious cohesion of its four main comedian/improvisor cast members, might be one of the worst things to have struck the internet if you host a game yourself, and the tabletop community has yet to recover.

After listening, my players began to expect me to be funny.

Oh, sure – I call myself a comedy writer. But the truth is that I did stand-up once and bombed so bad I cried and threw up. It’s a distraction – all a lie! I pretend to be a comedian to desperately mask my insecurities, not because of any thimbleful of skill. So, when listeners come to my table expecting me to have the comedic chops of Jake Hurwitz, I nearly flip the table in anger.

Dungeons and Daddies

Out of all the shows on this list, Dungeons and Daddies is the one with which I have the least experience. That doesn’t mean that it isn’t a blight upon my life and a deeply problematic influence around my game table.

For some reason, my players have gotten it in their heads that I am their dad.

This has borderline ruined my life. I’m regularly expected to provide orange slices before and after each game, a Gatorade break in the middle, and I’ve been asked at least a dozen times to burp each player over my shoulder. My mailbox is filled with bills for their college tuition, and I currently owe at least two of their mothers monthly alimony payments. Admittedly, that is because I am divorced from those women.

HarmonQuest

I’m not quite sure I understand how this one is so popular. HarmonQuest was a limited-run actual play show on Seeso. Who watches Seeso? What?

Somehow, every single one of my players is a huge fan of this show, and they all expect me to be like Dan Harmon, the show’s eponymous DM. Or so I assume? Someone told me it was this other guy Spencer but I can’t be bothered to watch.

“Why don’t you regularly go on angry, borderline egoist rants about people or things that annoy you?” ask my players. “Aren’t you supposed to be the showrunner for Community and Rick and Morty?

Critical Role

After watching Critical Role, players are made to believe the greatest fallacy of all: that Dungeons & Dragons is good.

Up-and-Coming Streamer Invests in Everything but a Personality

TORONTO — A young streamer in Toronto has used up all his savings to invest in all the necessary equipment to give him a jumpstart as a content creator except for an entertaining personality, reports confirmed.

Kevin Lockhart has purchased every piece of streaming equipment he read about online.

“I’ve always wanted to be a full-time streamer, so I’ve spent the last little while saving up for all the equipment I need to make that happen. I have every single product Elgato has ever released. Capture card, mic, mic arm, lights, webcam, green screen, audio mixer, teleprompter, I have it all. This stuff should really drive in the viewers I think,” said Lockhart.

Lockhart’s friends are worried he may have put his priorities on the wrong thing.

“Kevin is fairly dry, and monotone. He’s a shy guy a lot of the time, we told him to work on becoming more open and outgoing first and get the fancy equipment second but he was adamant that the equipment would be what makes his streams watchable and popular,” said Kevin’s friend Logan.

Lockhart told reporters he is not worried about his lack of personality.

“I’ve been watching Twitch a long time and most streamers don’t have a personality beyond hating a particular group of people so I think I’ll be fine. I’ve seen people with thousands of viewers who just seem like awful people so how hard could it be? Especially when I have all this equipment to make me look good.”

At press time, Lockhart is currently unemployed and looking to hire an editor to upload his VODs to his YouTube channel with 3 subscribers.

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