The Day I Just Woke Up Jacked
I’ve lived a pretty wild and lucky life so far, there’s no just no way around it. When I look…
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Account Shitting on Sonic Movie Clearly Mario on a Burner
TOKYO — While still not confirmed officially, a Twitter account that’s been leaving cynical and confrontational replies on posts regarding…
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Liberty City Police Beg Public to Stop Stealing Their Police Cars and Stopping Crimes
LIBERTY CITY — The city’s chief of police has issued a statement to the public, pleading with them to stop…
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Exclusive: We Interviewed the CEO of SkyNet About Their Recent Breakthroughs in Artificial Intelligence
From mobile work to security and maintenance, perhaps no company has done more for the advancement of technology in today’s…
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Nintendo Announces They Will Release Advance Wars If Everyone Gets Along for a Week or Two
REDMOND, Wash. — After delaying its release indefinitely following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine several weeks ago, Nintendo has promised that…
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Gamer Marvels at Real Life Puddle
INDIANAPOLIS — An avid gamer was spotted earlier this afternoon staring at a puddle, marveling at the various reflections and…
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Salt Lake City Launches Bid to Host Next Year’s Mortal Kombat Ceremonies
SALT LAKE CITY — The capital of Utah has launched a bid to be declared the host of next year’s…
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Nintendo Confirms That Viral Tweet Depicting Mario Banging Out Toad Is Not Canon
REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives made a bizarre clarification earlier today, insisting that a piece of artwork that’s gone viral…
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Fortnite Introduces “No Guns” Mode
CARY, N.C. — After briefly eliminating the iconic building mode from their blockbuster hit Fortnite, Epic Games has announced that…
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Batman Dies Doing Needlessly Complicated Grappling Hook Move
GOTHAM CITY — The Caped Crusader, long Gotham’s bastion of hope and honor, who bravely kept the streets safe for…
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